On His Majesty's Service mh-11

by Allan Mallinson

  Hervey was about to ask why the prime minister himself, with all his experience of organization, was unable to suggest other than makeshift, but thought better of it and returned instead to the wisdom of reducing the cavalry. ‘But if two or three regiments are recalled from India they may be replaced effectually by native ones – or by regiments raised from the Europeans there, of which there is growing number, as your lordship will know.’

  Lord Hill shook his head. ‘If all I were obliged to do is reduce the number abroad I might consider such a proposal, even against the advice of the Board of Control, which is ever anxious as to the relative number of native to King’s regiments. But let me remind you that these regiments do not trouble the army estimates; it is the Company that pays for them.’ He raised his hand as Hervey, further emboldened, made to speak again. ‘You are about to argue the requirement for aid to the civil power. It is the argument that I myself made with the Secretary at War. Mr Peel’s Police bill will soon be before parliament, and calls on the army thereafter should be the less – three regiments less, Hardinge calculates; do not ask me how. I prevailed on him to await the outcome of the bill, and even its implementation, before we make any irrevocable reduction. Hence the placing of three regiments en cadre. I trust I have made myself plain?’

  Hervey shifted a little in his chair. ‘Really, my lord, I am discomforted as well as honoured by the pains you have taken to explain this to me. I—’

  Lord Hill shook his head. ‘No, it is the least I could do. And lest you suggest that in a year or so we send the Sixth to India and disband the more junior regiment due return, let me disabuse you of the notion: we must show the saving in this year’s estimates. The matter has been discussed with Lord George Irvine, and that must be the end of it.’ He raised his hand again to stay one last attempt. ‘But, of course, quite apart from the future of your regiment is the future of you yourself.’

  By no means had this been absent from Hervey’s own thoughts, but it had not been uppermost. In any case, if matters had been discussed with the colonel of the regiment – Lord George Irvine – there really did seem to be little more to say. ‘You mean I am not to have command, sir?’

  ‘No-o, I did not mean that. You may certainly have command of the regiment en cadre if that is your desire, but frankly, Hervey, what satisfaction is there to be had in such an appointment? You’d be little more than a troop captain. I want you to have command instead of a Line battalion.’

  Hervey’s face registered disappointment.

  ‘It is beyond my power to appoint you to any other cavalry regiment since none is in want of a lieutenant-colonel. I wish you to have command of the Fifty-third.’

  Hervey swallowed. Lord Hill was himself their colonel – the 53rd (Shropshire) Regiment of Foot; everyone knew it. He could make no remark that appeared either deprecating or ungrateful.

  But Lord Hill was not yet finished. ‘They’re posted to Gibraltar later this year. With the situation in Portugal promising so ill, there are bound to be repercussions in Spain, and Gibraltar must remain on the greatest alert. You would have much to engage your talents, and Sir George Don you would find an agreeable garrison commander.’

  None of this Hervey could possibly gainsay; Kezia, even, would find the posting pleasing – would she not? And yet it was so far from what he had wished for himself – from what he had been given to understand would be his – that he could not summon the will to embrace it.

  Lord Hill came to his rescue once more. ‘I do not expect you to decide at once, neither am I minded simply to order you to duty there – though I half believe it would save the both of us a deal of trouble if I did. You may think on it a while and give an answer by and by – before setting out for the Levant at any rate.’

  Hervey smiled appreciatively, and bowed. ‘Thank you, my lord.’

  ‘Very well, let us now meet your Captain Fairbrother.’

  Only after they had left Lord Hill’s office did Hervey remember the iklwa. He thought of asking Colonel Youell to send it in, but then thought better of it since he was anyway to dine with Hill in a week’s time. He retrieved the swaddled weapon with his greatcoat, thanked Youell for his consideration – indeed, he was a little ashamed at his earlier presumption – and the two friends left as the clock atop the headquarters struck twelve.

  Walking back to the United Service Club, with all the appearance of snowmen by the time they reached the corner of the Admiralty, Hervey gave his friend a full account of his meeting before the commander-in-chief had in turn received him. Fairbrother said little by reply; he knew perfectly well how dejected was Hervey. And yet so affable, humane a man had Lord Hill seemed to him that he could not but think his friend ill-served in the extreme by any notion other than to accept the offer of the infantry command. But he knew it, too, to be futile to attempt a persuasion when Hervey was in a mood such as this – and with the thermometer evidently fallen while they were indoors, his earlier delight in the white blanket was turning into something more akin to Hervey’s shivers.

  ‘A good chop and some warm burgundy, I think, would assist the cognitive process,’ he suggested.

  Hervey nodded. It would be for the best. Better to think about these things when his breath did not freeze.

  But it would have to wait. As they reached the top of the steps by the scaffolding that was the building site of Carlton House Terrace, they were witness to a most savage smash. Down the lower Regent’s Street skidded a four-in-hand dray-van, the driver on his feet at the box and hauling desperately on the reins. Had the team come straight on at the bottom of the hill and into Waterloo Place he might have halted them amid the builders’ stores, but with collective terror counteracting his frantic efforts, and the stables in St James’s Market seeming to beckon, they turned instead for Pall Mall. The speed was too great, the road too like a sled-run, and the corner too sharp: over went the van, slewing into the scaffolding of the new Athenaeum club, dragging the screaming horses with it in a tangle of kicking, thrashing legs. Standards, ledgers, transoms, boards – all the bits and pieces of the builder’s frame – collapsed on the wreckage of carriage and horseflesh, and with them a dozen men working on the new stone.

  The two raced across Waterloo Place as passers-by in Pall Mall stood aghast or rushed to tend the injured, along with labourers from all corners of the building site that was the old Prince Regent’s palace. Hackneys and chaises pulled up, their occupants descending to help – or to faint at so much blood made redder by the snow.

  Hervey looked about for how he might take command in the confusion of horseflesh and timber, but hard against the Athenaeum wall he saw the driver motionless and at peril of both the crazed horses and more, teetering scaffold. He pulled off his greatcoat and threw it over the head of the off-side leader, the worst kicker, Fairbrother throwing his over the off-wheeler, subduing both horses just enough to get at the traces. Hervey pulled the iklwa from its sheathing and began cutting at the leather while Fairbrother tried to unfasten the chains. They got the off-leader free soon enough – it managed to scramble to its feet and away, to be caught by one of the ostlers come up from the market – but the wheeler took longer, for both near legs were tangled in the traces, and Hervey had to slice more than once at the same strap until they were free. The gelding sprang forward, fell again, almost on top of him as he tried to subdue the near-side leader pinned by the carriage pole held fast by the pile of scaffold. Then it was up again, landing a shoe hard on his arm before bolting through the circle of labourers and off down Pall Mall. Mercifully the off-wheeler lay still, pinned yet faster by the pole, with the driver half under him.

  Then he saw how its near hind was twisted – the cannon surely broken? ‘Has anyone a pistol?’ he called.

  A cabman answered, offering his caplock. ‘I’ll do it if you will, sir. It’s primed, ready.’

  Hervey, for all his experience of the grim trade, reckoned the man had at least as much expertise as he, and so was content to stand aside
. Almost before he was clear of the litter of harness, the cabman’s shot ended the wheeler’s ordeal, the crack loud even amid the general commotion, sending pigeons aloft the other side of the street.

  A crowd had gathered, with enough strength – Hervey reckoned – to haul the van’s broken axle from the wreckage so that they could detach the pole and haul the wheeler clear and at last get at the driver. Labourers, costers and gentry alike answered to his orders willingly, only too pleased that someone in the authority of a military hat would direct the rescue. Rope was got from the builders and lashed to the axle beam, and then to Fairbrother’s word of command a dozen pairs of hands began hauling on it until Hervey was able to reach the pin and disengage the pole. Now it was a matter of dragging the horse clear any way they could. But that was dealt with expeditiously by a market carter who unhitched one of his hefty drays and began tying one end of a chain to its collar. Hervey told two of the labourers to tie the other end to the wheeler’s collar, and in a minute more they were able to pull the dead weight to the middle of the street.

  ‘I am a surgeon, sir; allow me to pass.’

  Hervey retrieved his greatcoat and gladly stood to one side. In his service he had seen sights still shocking to recall, but there was a particular wretchedness in a man going peaceably about his work in the streets of London and having his brains beaten out.

  Fairbrother had been speaking to a foreman meanwhile. ‘Five dead. And two that don’t look as though they’ll see morning again.’

  Hervey grimaced, and looked about. ‘We must get the wounded away. Where’s the foreman?’

  ‘Here, sir,’ answered a man with bow legs and few teeth.

  ‘Go and have these cabs and carriages take your men to hospital. To St George’s, isn’t it?’

  ‘St George’s can’t take these many, sir, cos she’s being builded again. Guy’s is best anyway: they knows ’ow to look after falls – all them steeplejacks they see.’

  Guy’s hospital was a deal closer than was Brussels after Waterloo (whither they had taken the wounded), but it would be a haul nevertheless. Hervey nodded resolutely. ‘Well, there’s nothing for it but to get them to Guy’s. The dead as well. Go to it!’

  He took a lighted cheroot from his friend. The officer’s art lay in determining what must be done, and the NCO’s in executing it. Hervey could only trust that a foreman of building labourers would possess sufficient of the latter’s.

  ‘Perhaps I should engage them instead?’ said Fairbrother.

  But there was no need. Between the beneficence of the private owners and the rough, authoritative manner of the foreman, there were at once four chaises at his disposal – and to some cheering from the other labourers, who perceived that the ‘quality’ were not passing on the other side of the street.

  ‘There is nothing I can do for him, I’m afraid,’ pronounced the surgeon at last, rising from beside the prostrate driver and rubbing reddening snow between his hands. ‘Have a tarpaulin cover him,’ he said, nodding to one of the labourers.

  Hervey asked him what was the procedure now that the injured had been attended to. Was he at liberty to go about his business, or must he find a magistrate to make a deposition? ‘I confess I am strange to this. There’s not a watchman to be seen.’

  The surgeon assured him that he need not detain himself: there would be an inquest in the usual way, but the coroner would not require him. ‘Though he would wish to commend your address in trying to save the man’s life,’ he added, pulling on his gloves. ‘We must pray that Mr Peel’s men, if they are come to our streets, will have seen service.’

  Hervey nodded; the compliment to the uniform was well made. ‘I bid you good-day, then, sir.’

  He made to leave, looking for Fairbrother and seeing him in amiable conversation with a knot of labourers, and was taken once more by how easy his friend was with such men – as he was with men of rank. When first they had met, at the Cape, he had seemed possessed of a resentful disposition, as well as of indolence. He, Hervey, had been inclined to attribute this to mixed blood, for no matter how fine was that of Fairbrother’s father – by Fairbrother’s own account a kind and worthy man – that of his mother had been confected in the unknown regions, before her people were abducted (and Jamaica, from all he had heard, was an easygoing sort of place too). But, strangely, once his friend became animated by some undertaking, there was no end to his capability. Indeed he could not own that he had ever served with a more capable soldier, whether officer, NCO or private man. And Fairbrother’s learning – the product, he claimed, of ample hours on half pay – was so prodigious as to make his company ever a revelation. In fact he now counted that company the equal of all. He had never formed so close an understanding with any in the Sixth (even as a cornet the care had been for the day-to-day of campaigning; there had been so little opportunity for true intimacy), and after Henrietta’s death he had positively sought to distance himself from any sensibility requiring intimacy, except with the opposite sex, in whose company alone he had seemed able, or willing, to let slip the mask of command. He had looked forward greatly to their serving together once more (Fairbrother had readily consented to leave the comfort of his summer hearth to accompany him to England and thence east), and he had even entertained hopes of his coming with him to the Sixth as, perhaps, a gentleman volunteer. But how could he possibly induce him to go to Gibraltar and play the part of sentry, for that was what the garrison there amounted to, no matter with what consequence Lord Hill might try to endow it?

  He hailed his friend, bid the labourers and other bystanders thanks, and then the two of them struck out together across Waterloo Place for the United Service, collars turned up, peaks pulled down, leaning resolutely into the snowy billow.

  ‘The ways deep, the weather sharp, the days short,’ said Fairbrother, his voice muffled but just audible.

  ‘The sun farthest off,’ agreed Hervey. ‘What will you, then?’

  ‘O for a beaker full of the warm south!’

  ‘Gibraltar?’

  ‘Too distant. I’ll settle for burgundy.’

  ‘Burgundy?’

  ‘At your club!’

  III

  PISTOLS AT DUSK

  Later

  The coffee room – as the United Service called its dining room (for a reason Hervey was never quite able to explain) – had been unexpectedly full by the time they returned, and so with little prospect of a timeous meal they decided to seek one elsewhere. ‘I know a good chop house,’ declared Hervey confidently as they stepped once more into Pall Mall, only hoping he could find it again.

  In the short space of their time indoors, it had all but stopped snowing, and so the two friends struck out briskly for the Strand, heads high, though soon they were having to sidestep the street vendors at the bottom of the Haymarket, resisting the temptation of hot potatoes and spiced gingerbread (and even coffee, now that the tax on beans was next to nothing), then beyond the assorted stalls and barrows, striding out again across the white piazza before the old King’s Mews, newly cleared of its eyesore huddle of shanties (and with so fine a view of St Martin’s church in consequence that they stopped to remark on it), and then beyond into the Strand itself, strangely silent without horseshoes ringing on the metalled road. Finally they turned up the alleyway of Bull Inn Court, and right into the cul de sac of Maiden-lane, and to number thirty-eight. Hervey was gratified that his memory and instincts had not failed him, for the work of the demolition men was changing the face of these parts by the day.

  But ‘chop house’ hardly served: the sign read Rule’s. Porter, pies and oysters.

  ‘And deuced fine they are too. Shall we go in?’ he asked, giving up trying to see through the frosted windows.

  It was middling full, but they found a table near a stove in a window booth which let in the light and kept out the draught, which Fairbrother was glad of, for he confessed that the cold had begun to chill his blood. And he owned to being fair famished. Hervey, also feeling
the cold, had regained his appetite too, dulled before by his disappointing news. They ordered whitebait at once and asked for time to examine the rest of the bill.

  It was Fairbrother who at length broke silence. ‘I do believe I could eat a whole steak and oyster pudding,’ he said, having scoured the list, which was long by the standards of the United Service.

  Hervey nodded, but as yet was unsure of his choice. ‘I recollect that I had some fine mutton here once … But I shall join you in a pudding, and if it is insufficient then we may order another. And burgundy.’

  Fairbrother smiled contentedly. The waiter took away their order.

  The burgundy came in no time at all, and the friends had drunk half of it in even less. With both constitution and judgement restored by the time the whitebait was brought (in prodigious quantity), Hervey was expansive once again. ‘You know,’ he said, with a shake of the head and a satisfied sigh, ‘I doubt I could live anywhere truly content without the prospect of a whitebait dinner periodically. It is Old England.’

  ‘Indeed?’

  ‘Indeed. Did you know the cabinet has a whitebait dinner each year before parliament’s prorogued?’

  ‘I did not,’ replied Fairbrother, making an even larger pile of the fish than did his friend.

  ‘Yes, at Greenwich. They sail down there and eat whitebait at the Old George. At least I think it’s the Old George. We should do so ourselves.’

  ‘Admirable custom. Capital idea.’ Fairbrother had already taken up knife and fork.

  ‘I doubt there’s whitebait in Gibraltar,’ said Hervey, frowning.

  ‘We could enquire.’

  Hervey nodded. ‘I suppose we could,’ he replied, not very enthusiastically.

  The whitebait was consumed hungrily and in silence except for appreciative asides.

  And then the burgundy was replenished, a sturdy steak and oyster pudding was laid before them, and a dish of Savoy cabbage, and Fairbrother could at last begin the serious business of interrogation.