Boxer Next Door

by Summer Cooper

  We were halfway through the second bottle. We could no longer remember whether we were watching Iron Man or Captain America. Zeek said drowsily, “I did fall in love once.”

  “You did?”

  “Several years ago. I thought she was the girl of my dreams. I thought she was perfect. She was bright, bubbling, big blue eyes, great smile. She loved animals and rock climbing. I was really going to settle down, work a steady job. I was planning to marry her, but she left me. She just left, went out to the country with another man, bought five acres of land and raised goats and pigs. Now they have two kids. I didn’t know that was the life she wanted. I should have asked.”

  “I’m sorry.”

  “We’re both in the pits tonight, aren’t we?”

  “Sort of.” He had laid his head against my chest, and I wrapped an arm around his neck, ruffling his silky, medium length hair. It was cut back from his ears, but his bangs still flopped to one side.

  He nuzzled me. “I love your breasts. They are magnificent. They are the most beautiful breasts in the world.” He unbuttoned my blouse to display them, locked in a front-snap brassiere. “They are a complete work of art, perfectly matched, perfect in color.” He unfastened the snaps and smoothed back the material, his hands gliding over my breasts, then moving up to pull the blouse away from my shoulders.

  “I love your skin, so creamy, so soft. I love how smooth it is.” He sat back to admire the unveiling. “Just look at these. They are amazing.” He cupped his hands around my breasts and squeezed. My nipples leaped immediately to attention, and he tried one out while twirling the other between his fingertips. “You know,” he said, his voices deepening into a sexy growl. “I’ve never seen your twat. What color is it? Is it blonde? Red? Brown?”

  “Strawberry.”

  “Really? Can I see?”

  “Zeek,” I said with a giggle, a little hot and bothered, as if he couldn’t tell how much I wanted him. “You’re going to have to fuck me if you do because I’m getting really aroused.”

  “Show me,” he said hungrily. “I’ve got a condom. Come on…I want to see you. All of you.”

  He stood up again to unbutton my jeans and slide them down past my hips, his hands wandering down my legs until he had released the last bit of cloth from around my ankles.

  “It really is… red!” He cried with wonder. He touched the hair on my cunt, so confidently, so in control…I couldn’t help but shudder. “It’s not coarse. It’s kind of like a little bright patch of sheep wool.”

  He groomed through it with interest, until his fingers found the slit and buried deep in it, swimming in the fluids.

  “Uhhhh…” I cried softly, feeling every inch of his fingers.

  “You’re pretty hot alright. You shouldn’t wait so long to fuck. There’s always someone willing to love you. Fuck you. Make love the way you want.”

  He removed his pants and grasped his manhood, nuzzling his cock against the furry patch. I squirmed and sighed a little louder, feeling the intensity.

  “Patience, sweetheart.” He ran his palms down my full body again, starting at the arms, slipping up over my tits, trailing down my belly, then splaying his fingers wide as he circled my thighs and opened them wider. He eased the shaft in slowly, widening the lips of my cunt and playing with the clit until I felt his pubic hairs tickle it, then rub hard against it.

  “Oh my God…shit…” I sighed, shutting my eyes and feeling it all over my body.

  He collapsed on top of me, grabbing my tits at the same time and squeezing the tips between his fingers.

  “Ohhh my God!” I cried helplessly, as he firmly inserted his hard cock inside me.

  “Mmmm…” he grunted, letting his emotions spill out just like my wet pussy. He fucked me a little firmer, building up some more rapid movements.

  “Yes…like that,” I muttered, holding him close and wanting him deeper. Not just deeper into my pussy, but deeper into my soul. I breathed all over his face as he fucked me with his long cock, wanting to own him all, possess him fully.

  I grabbed his butt and pushed down hard, slamming him into me. Fuck, I still remember how it felt, taking that dick and cooing with every inch that slid further inside me. I moaned medium at first but then to a louder, longer pitch as I felt my clit explode over and over.

  “Oh I’m going to cum…” I groaned as he pulled out, rubbing his hard dick all over my clit and then back into my steaming cunt. “Make me cum…” I said again, squeezing him internally and taking him in fully.

  “I want you to cum,” he said looking into my eyes and melting me inside and out.

  I let him fuck me some more and wiggled my way into an orgasmic peak.

  “Yes…” I groaned, feeling the urge to push out overcome me, my body caving into my carnal desires. “Ohh fuck! I’m cumming!” I said, unleashing my fury all over his cock, wetting him, exploding on him and holding onto his ass so tightly.

  “Mmmm me too!” he whispered right before unleashing a hard exhale, just as he let his cumshot go, deep inside of me. My mouth dropped as I felt every spurt of his manhood penetrate me, my voice muttering the first syllable of his name, my heart pounding away at the feeling of surrender.

  A long wordless moment passed as we both recovered from the rush.

  “I guess we did both need that,” I admitted.

  “Yeah, that was a pretty nice cookie, wasn’t it?” He put his clothes back on while I slipped into my house coat. “What are you going to do about the doctor?”

  “I don’t know. It’s kind of nuts, isn’t it? The only time I have off is in the afternoons and I never see him then.”

  “You should get out more. Have you really seen Seattle? It has a lot to offer, including lots of cute guys.”

  “What do you suggest?”

  “Night clubbing. You and me. You look for guys while I look for girls.”

  “I might take you up on that.”

  “You should.”

  What I really needed was a little less Briana competition and a little more Briana helping us to make money. She had her list of favorite people who consumed huge amounts of free coffee, received an enormous number of samples from their baked goods, and added a general drain to our budget. She insisted they were valuable and we would be glad they were around when we needed them, but the only value they had so far had been in replenishing beer stocks and handing out cigarettes.

  She prepped in the kitchen and cleaned up afterward, but other than that, she felt free to do anything she pleased with her day. I was usually the one who took the Bronco out on deliveries, which I really didn’t mind because it did get me away from the house, where my romantic duel with Briana had backed me into the prisoner’s camp. It was just the whole idea that once again Briana had the easiest life while the rest of us were struggling to make ends meet.

  Linda had overlooked one disadvantage with the catering business. We weren’t making enough money for her to quit her job yet, but she no longer had the Bronco for work. The Bronco had been a shared enterprise when we both had jobs in the city, and we had coordinated a schedule that allowed us to both use it without having to rely on public transportation. Now she had to take a bus to work in the mornings, while I cruised through the neighborhoods.

  It was all Briana’s fault. Briana was holding us back from our careers. She was keeping us from making a comfortable living. Briana responded with her usual fortitude. “Only eighteen pounds left to go! I made an appointment for tomorrow with the doctor so he would give me a diet plan.” She winked. “I’m sure it will be a divine diet.”

  “You’re going to an old folk’s hospital for a diet plan?”

  “It’s not an old folk’s hospital. I checked. It’s just a regular medical clinic, but they have a special Geriatrics ward because of how many old timers there are around here. Yeah, and there’s a senior citizen’s center nearby, too. Your competition for meals on wheels.”

  “Whether you lose weight or not, you have to get a job. Ev
ery month you come up with the same excuses.”

  “I’ve been helping out. What would you do if you didn’t have me cleaning up after you? You never thought about that, did you? You leave your stuff laying around like pigs.”

  I guess our private rooms could testify to that statement, but it was a very pleasant, lived in clutter. “There is a point,” said Linda reluctantly. Your kitchen and dining room have just about turned into a restaurant. We need someone there to keep it organized, and you don’t have the time.”

  “Maybe I should shut it down and go back to the way we were.”

  “Back to the way we were? No, I like this better. You’ll start making more money, Jenna, and so will I once I gain a strong clientele. It’s just a matter of time.”

  When you weighed in terms of productivity, Linda and I were a flurry. The craftsmanship of our hands didn’t extend just to food, beverages, and awesome hair. We both like to arrange things. We like to mold things and sew things. The creativity that flows out of our fingertips is like watching fairies twirl about in Disney animation. But we never think a great deal about the scraps and pieces left behind. Briana does. She thrives on chaos yet brings order to disorder.

  She should be one of those complex superheroes/villains. She dresses like one. While Linda and I changed clothes frequently, adding a bit more disorder to our rooms, Briana didn’t. Her favorite clothes to wear were either knee length, form clinging pants or sweat pants, and halter tops. As I’ve said before, she looked incredible in halter tops.

  We left the table, defeated always by Briana’s tactics. All things considering, it probably was good to have a neat freak around as she did keep the atmosphere congenial.

  The next morning began as a normal day. I received five orders for breakfast, all within a close circumference of the house. Midday would be busier but wouldn’t take up much more territory. I idled at Melanie’s house to discuss tactics for expanding my territory.

  “It’s the doctor,” she said. “He tells all his patients to stick with the senior meals provided by the center because they’re healthier. Most people are kind of afraid to defy him. They know the next time they come in with an ache or a pain, he’s going to blame it on the way they take care of themselves, and he’s going to scold them.”

  “He scolds them?”

  “That he does. Not as badly as Julia did. Julia could make you feel like you were getting lashed with a whip. You’ve got bursitis acting up? That’s your fault. She gave you a careful set of exercises to do and foods to eat. If you didn’t follow her instructions exactly, there wasn’t much more help she could give you. Blood clots, liver disease, chronic breathing problems; you did it all to yourself because you didn’t listen to her. She was a fright.”

  “I guess you were glad when she left.”

  “I guess everyone was, except the doctor. He wasn’t able to get his seniors into shape so easily without her.” She chuckled. “Especially when you figure there are those among us who have been rebels since we took our first breath. We don’t take no shit from no one.”

  She opened up the pastry box to taste one of the freshly fried tarts. “These are so good. I love forbidden foods. Did you ever ask the doctor about your daddy?”

  “Yes. He said Julia didn’t misdiagnose my daddy’s tumor. It was benign.”

  “He was sweet on her, but I don’t know that he’d lie for her.”

  “But why would my daddy lie?”

  Melanie laughed so loud, she barked. “Lying was second nature to your daddy. The only truth he ever told was to those witches who wanted his house. Any everybody thought it was the biggest lie yet. Karma is beautiful.”

  “I wonder why he did that.”

  “He made you his heir before he ever married his first wife, so that if they divorced, she could never claim the house. It was already in your name. He just never bothered telling them all the technical details, so when they filed, they were in for quite a surprise. The house could only be liquidated with your signature on the agreement, and of course, your father had no intention of asking for it. You were his security. His straw man.”

  “If the tumor wasn’t malignant, then who had a motive to kill him?”

  “Oh, lots of people. Your daddy drew women to him like a magnet.”

  “Like Zeke.”

  “Not like Zeke. Zeke is different. He loves people. He’s just very open minded. Billy, the old man with the cane, is his great-uncle, you know. He was his grandfather’s youngest brother.”

  “I didn’t know.”

  “Yep. Taught that boy everything he knows. Don’t think the mom and dad approved. They’re kind of yuppies. But Zeek moved in with his grandfather to be his care-taker when he was just eighteen and stayed in the neighborhood after his granddaddy passed away. There’s not a selfish bone in that boy’s body, but your daddy was a different kind of man. He used women.

  Most of the community had grown fed up with him by the time he announced he had a malignant brain tumor. It softened up a lot of hearts that had grown pretty hard. We even took up a collection for him. Well, you see now, don’t you, how he could have been anybody’s target?”

  “I can see why Dr. Andrews didn’t like him.”

  “Oh, Dr. Andrews. Don’t worry about him. He doesn’t like anything that’s not wrapped up as a vitamin. The day you start trying to please him is the day you’ll become unhappy.”

  “Thank you, Melanie. I’ll remember that.” I finished emptying my case, zipped it up and started for her door.

  “Oh, one more thing!” Said Melanie. “Before you go. Would you be willing to ask Linda if she’s willing to give me a shampoo and clip? I’ll pay for it. It’s just that I hate this politician style cut they always give me at the center, and the last time I asked for a little color, it came out cotton candy blue. I know I’m getting old, honey, but I still want to look a bit rad.”

  I gave her a gentle squeeze. “I know she’d love to work on your hair. I’ll tell Briana to schedule you in. Linda’s been giving haircuts to the men on their days off.”

  “Yes, I know. Ralph gets his cuts there.”

  “Oh my. I hope it doesn’t bother you.”

  “Not at all. His haircuts seem to improve his performance.”

  Briana still hadn’t returned from her doctor’s appointment by the time I had finished my rounds, but I didn’t find that too surprising. Briana had hardly left the house at all since we first moved in and she was probably dallying about, taking in the scenery. Any time of year, there was something thick and rich and green about Seattle that made you lose yourself in nature’s wonders and forget about time.

  Linda returned from work early. She was filled with artistic frustration. She had been passed up for a chair that would have given her a sweet list of youthful customers who wanted the razor-end, spiked cuts, and the feathered, layered looks that Linda was so skillful at giving, and left with the handful of whining, unimaginative complainers. She was only mildly comforted when I told her Melanie wanted an appointment. “She still has a thick head of hair. If she wants me to do something rad with it, I can do that.”

  We had sat down to eat dinner when Briana finally came in. She was not at all her bubbly self. Her footsteps made a small, trembling sound as she walked across the room, and she settled down to eat without hardly putting anything on her plate.

  Linda finally broke the silence. “Didn’t you get a clean bill of health?”

  Briana nodded.

  “You’re not pregnant, are you?”

  “No.” She broke into tears. “No! It’s the doctor! He’s such an awful man. I did just what he told me to do. I stepped on the scales. I gave blood. I underwent an examination, and I’ll tell you now, it was completely impersonal. And that was the awful part of it. He was our neighbor and he treated me like a laboratory specimen!”

  She sobbed for a while before she got her tears enough under control to continue. “He told me the only reason I was fat was because I ate too much. I don
’t have a thyroid problem. I don’t have unusually large bones. He said my big thighs were the trans-fats from all the deep-fat fried foods I ate and if I wasn’t careful, my arteries would become congested, which would cause all kinds of problems.

  He kept calling me fat! And said I was morbidly obese. And he said…” Another fit of tears hiccupped out of her. “He said we were making the whole community unhealthy.”

  “Is that so?” I began a slow burn that started at my throat, then worked its way up around my face until my cheeks were flushed and my ears were ringing. “He thinks our food is unhealthy? Did he give you a diet plan?”

  She nodded. My eyes quickly scanned the list of things she could eat, while my mind thumbed through my list of recipes. I sniffed. As a chef, I had more tricks than a magician. If healthy was what the doctor wanted, healthy is what the community would get, but it would still be delicious.

  My girls were still dispirited. It was time for a pep talk. “We got beat up. But it’s not going to happen again. We’ve been hospitable to the doctor. We’ve been good neighbors, but we’re not going to let him control us or make us feel bad for being who we are.

  We know how to prepare wholesome foods. Everything we cook is from scratch. All we really have to do is cut the grease. We’re going to advertise. We’ll put up flyers at the senior center, on the billboards. We’ll put together a real business website. Dr. Andrews is not going to defeat us.”

  “That sounds good for you, and for Briana. I know your business can take off, but I’m still stuck.”

  “Quit your job,” I said casually. “Seriously. We don’t even use the den. Turn it into a salon. At the worst, we’ll still break even at the end of the month. We’ve all been bending over backwards for people who don’t appreciate us, when right here in the neighborhood, they like us just the way we are. Why are we trying to please those who don’t give a damn?”

  We put together a battle plan. We would buy all our produce from the farmer’s market and nearby countryside, use healthy sweeteners, and… my eye wandered toward the back yard. We hadn’t used it all summer and barely knew what it looked like. We marched as a unit to check it out.