Boxer Next Door

by Summer Cooper

  I loosened my seat belt and cozied up to Lee, resting my head on his shoulder. He circled his arm around and fondled my breast. “I’m getting ideas,” he said.

  Up ahead, the procession of vehicles were blinking their left turn and pulling in to a low budget motel to rest for the evening. I placed my hand between his legs and cupped the bulging package. “So am I”.

  Chapter Eleven

  The colony staggered around a large pond. The pond had several immediate features. It had mud banks and a shallow mud basin at one end, which was used as a beach, yet the water was remarkably clear. At least it seemed remarkable to me. Where I was from, mud bottoms meant red clay bottoms and ruddy water that stained your bathing suit and left permanent marks on your sneakers.

  A wide, grassy field surrounded the pond. The grass was kept trim by a few free-ranging cows and horses. The field sloped gently upward to a high end with the largest of the colony houses perched on it, framed by a small collection of trees. The pathway from the top of the hill to the pond was stamped in with a set of steps and a boardwalk. A wooden raft was anchored in about one hundred yards from the end of the pier that extended out from the boardwalk.

  The colony was set back several miles from the coast, deep in a tangle of redwoods, oaks, and pines. The inhabitants were like wood elves, flicking from tree to tree, somehow finding each other and ambling down from any point of entrance they pleased. The pond was apparently as much a part of their everyday lives as taking a shower. They sunbathed. They scooped on a little mud. They waded into the water, swam around a bit, then left for whatever destination they were planning next.

  Nudity wasn’t mandatory but in a place where nearly everyone you saw was nude or at least somewhat clothing deficit, it seemed more natural to be unclothed than clothed. The pond, the beach, and the field were littered with exposed flesh of every shape and color. Even the old folk sat around, their iniquities blowing wild and free while they conversed as casually as if they were dressed in full suits. Truthfully, no matter your age or proportions, there is nothing as sweet as wearing nothing at all on a hot summer day.

  The wedding party was being set up on the shallow end of the pond, where the mud basin sprawled and the field pulled back and announced its borders with an impromptu display of wildflowers. A number of other vehicles lined the edges of the dirt and ruts road that led to the beach opening. Tents squatted beside them or explored their way into the mask of trees. As guests, we had been given a designated area for our own tents, on a dry, level spot close to the field but surrounded by gently shading evergreen.

  With so many helping hands, there was really not much I had to do. We set up the billowing canopy quickly and loaded the picnic tables with the already prepared foods, with plenty over for a few recreational activities. Not all the recreational activities were out in the open. A few tents bounced around and here and there, and bushes rustled for no apparent reason.

  I giggled and took Lee’s hand. Quick grabs in the afternoon suddenly seemed so desperate, so transient. The evenings belonged to us for as long as we liked and they stretched out for as far as my imagination could wander. “Should we take a mud bath?”

  “Let’s go out in a canoe,” he suggested.

  I could do that; paddle a canoe on an unruffled pond. Actually, all I really had to do was keep from upsetting our stream lined ride. I had a paddle that I waved back and forth, mostly slapping the top of the water, but Lee drove in powerfully on one side, then the other, the sweat sliding down the bunched muscles in his back and rolling off his arms. I splashed him, a little accidentally, a little on purpose. “You need to cool down.”

  He grinned. “You need to practice. How are you going to do this in Coeur d’Alene?”

  I quit wriggling my fingers in the water. “You’re taking me to Coeur d’Alene?”

  “Do you have an objection?”

  “No. Where else would you take me?”

  “The State Fair.”

  “Nope. That’s a given. We’re all going to the State Fair.”

  “Where do you want to go, Miss Lange?”

  “Where the wind takes us. I don’t want to know what’s in the next chapter.”

  “No? That’s a lousy way to run a business.”

  “Two things people need around the world; good food and good medicine. Why should we worry about location, location?”

  “I thought you wanted to become a world renowned chef.”

  “I thought wrong. To be renowned within my community is enough.”

  “So we would be the traveling doctor and the traveling cook, is that it?”

  “Well, now that you put it that way, maybe not so simple.”

  He had stopped paddling the canoe and turned around so he was facing me. “It’s kind of refreshing to know a woman who hasn’t plotted out her whole life.”

  “That’s me,” I laughed. “I don’t have a pot to piss in. Being able to move to Seattle; you know it was more than any of us girls had ever dreamed we could do. My father liberated me. It may not seem like much, an old house with a year and a half of mortgage payments left, but it was the only foundation I had.”

  “You weren’t the only one liberated. We needed you, Jenna. You, Briana and Linda. We were all growing old and dying, even the young people. We were forgetting that today can be just as great as yesterday. You reminded us. You reminded me.”

  “Is this where you get mushy?” I laughed uncertainly. “Because we’re out in the middle of the pond and I don’t swim very well. If you tip the canoe…”

  “Ha, ha. Don’t worry about it. We should be heading back, anyway. People are gathering under the canopy for the ceremony and a few sneaky folk are already picking at the food.”

  “As long as nobody sticks their finger in the frosting on the cake, all is forgivable,” I answered.

  We returned just in time for me to change into my bridesmaid garb, which was designed in the spirit of nudity. The toga style robe was full length and sheer. A loose belt of twisted together wildflowers hung around the waist.

  I took my place beside Briana, who was dressed the same and turned to face the audience. In the background, the sun was just beginning to examine the tops of the trees, looking for a nesting place. The long shadows contrasted over the pond with the pure streaks of gold. The audience stared back expectantly, although a few of the men were shifting about and measuring the distance to the pond.

  I don’t know if the man who handled the wedding was a clergyman, a holy man or a justice of the peace. He carried himself with as much dignity as a man fully dressed although all he wore was a loosely belted robe. The robe was a most fortunate addition to his decorum. As Linda walked up the aisle, her transparent dress glistening in the late afternoon light, we turned back toward the alter and noticed a definite bulge growing below the gathered folds, pointing its shaft straight toward Linda.

  He wasn’t to be faulted. With the golden light capturing her bright hair and the fiery patch between her legs, she looked like a Greek goddess. Her bosom heaved like ripening fruits, the rosy nipples standing straight up, her garment parted to slide down her taut waist and wrap silkily around her thighs. The audience that had been squirming in their seats suddenly bolted and raced to the pond to cool off.

  “We are standing here nakedly in the presence of Nature and the Universe as a symbol of our release from bondage, that the new bonds we form are pure and free from worldly trappings. Linda Mercer, do you take this man to be your loving husband, to have and hold, to cherish in sickness and in health and to hold above all others?”

  “I do.”

  “Jack Jones, do you take this woman…”

  “Blamed tootin’ I do. I’m taking this woman to be the best thing that ever happened in my life and I swear I will never want anybody but her. I will never see another woman or a star, a sunset or a flower as beautiful as her.”

  “Then I suppose I should pronounce you man and wife.”

  The celebration lasted lon
g into the night. Guided by Jack’s advice, I had created a three tier, cherry surprise cake large enough to serve two hundred guests. It was eaten to the last crumb, as were the chicken hot wings, the stuffed potato skins, the prime rib, the nachos, the guacamole, and everything else it had occurred to me to prepare. It wasn’t just our wedding party, but colonists who slithered out of their tree shelters and tents and stopped by for a little free food and entertainment.

  Every musician and wannabe musician the colony had, set up in the field with their instruments and surrounded themselves with their fans. It was late when we tumbled into our tent, completely exhausted with eating, drinking, dancing and playing. I stretched out on the sleeping bag, groaning. My skin was on fire.

  Lee reached out to touch me. I winced. “You’re pretty red,” he observed.

  “I feel pretty red.”

  He put some lotion in his hands and rubbed it gently down my back. When he reached my thighs, his fingers slipped up inside the crack. I cried out again. “Is there any place you’re not burned?” He asked.

  “I don’t think so.”

  “Hmm.” He helped me to my feet. “I have an idea.”

  We ducked back through the tent flap, then turned our heads to some noise in the bushes close by. It was Zeke and Julia, or Julia was fighting. She was swinging at him while he jumped out of her way and tried to clasp her wrists. “Where is my memory foam pillow? I’ve looked everywhere for it! You forgot to pack it!”

  “I didn’t forget to pack it. It was there when we left Seattle. Are you sure you didn’t leave it at the motel?”

  “I’m sure I would know if I used it at the motel! What am I going to do? Where is my back support, my neck support? Where is my ninety-nine dollars? That’s what it cost me!”

  She stopped, realizing she had an audience. She turned. “What are you staring at?”

  I couldn’t help staring. It wasn’t just the angular bones that poked out at her hips. Between them was the largest muff I’d ever seen. I couldn’t imagine why she didn’t trim it or shave it. It was like a fuzzy brown catcher’s mitt. “I thought I heard a bear in the woods.”

  “Ridiculous. All you heard were the barely people.” She snorted and dragged Zeke into her tent, their lover’s quarrel apparently over.

  The evening air didn’t really cool my skin. The night was steamy with rain forest humidity. We walked to the shallow end of the pond, still shadowy, while the middle glittered with moonlight. I stepped in to my knees. Goose bumps rose and chattered up my neck. “Oh! It’s cold!”

  “It’s not cold. It’s just the contrast with your body temperature. Come out further.” He took me by the hand and I walked in to my waist, sucking in my breath. I felt the mud ooze up between my toes and wriggled them. It felt good. He began cupping water up over my arms and shoulders gently, letting my body absorb the shock gradually.

  “Do you know how to swim underwater?”

  I nodded. “A little bit.”

  “Then go under. Let your body temperature even out.”

  I tried it out. This really was very nice. As my skin cooled down and I acclimated with the water, I began to swim around freely. The summer heat faded away. I even practiced all the different strokes I knew, awkwardly but with full enjoyment. Clear, mountain fed water, sparkling under the evening stars. I checked for the bottom. The pond really was rather shallow. I was a good twenty feet from the bank and my head and shoulders were still above water. With my limited skills, that was a good comfort zone. I looked around for Lee.

  He was nearly halfway out to the middle of the pond, but when I called to him, he turned and started back. He really was a powerful swimmer. The water folded back in cream colored curves that flattened placidly as they spread out. I could see the long reach of his arms, the biceps glistening in the moonlight.

  About a hundred yards from me, he went under. I waited nonchalantly, then a little anxiously for his head to pop up, but saw nothing. I called his name. Suddenly, I felt a set of fingers looping around my ankles, then traveling up, as a head popped out of the water. “Did you miss me?”

  I wrapped my arms around his neck. “You scared me!”

  “Hmm. It takes more than a shallow pond to drown Lee Andrews.”

  He ducked me back down under the water with my arms still wrapped around him. He twisted around so I was nearly lying flat, then broke loose so we could come up for air. He bent over me again, his hand going between my legs, opening them. I fluttered my ankles weightlessly. I felt like the floating girl in the hands of a magician. His other hand cradled under my head, while the roving one continued sliding between my thighs, passing over the eagerly twitching snatch, up my belly and curving over one breast while he stepped between my legs.

  My heart raced as he entered my already wet pussy—my whole body welcoming him inside, desiring to feel the same passion I had become addicted to.

  “Yes! Lee…Doctor…” I smiled. “Please…make love to me. Do anything…anything…I want you so bad.”

  “I want you…and I have you,” he said, entering deeper and thrusting with ripped power. I felt like I was suspended between land and air. I felt like a mermaid. I grasped him tightly and buried my fingers in his hair. This time when he pummeled my pussy he did it with reckless abandon. Like he was all powerful and just unloading the worst of man’s primitive instincts. God, I loved seeing and feeling him so raw. He fucked me so hard he couldn’t even keep his balance.

  We took me down and we rolled in the water and I hardly gave a damn. All I could feel was his cock penetrating me deeper, fuller and faster!

  “Yes! Fuck me! Fuck me, Lee!” I screamed as we twisted and turned, the impact lost in watery droplets that sprayed up around us. We were so dirty, so alive, and every fiber of my being felt alive and buzzed with joy.

  “I fucking love you,” I said, meeting his eyes and dropping my mouth open for another orgasmic pang. “Fucking love you!” I said, kissing his face, desiring more intimacy even though he was balls deep inside of my throbbing cunt.

  In the soft mud, at the edge of the water, he pounded his way home, and I cried out, holding him as tightly and furiously as I could.

  “Come on, cum in my pussy. Cum in me.”

  “Yeah? Fill you with sperm? Is that what you want?” he asked in heat and huffing breaths, still pumping away like he owned my body—which he did.

  Is that supposed to scare me? I thought to myself as I stared him down and throttled him twice as hard, eager to get his babymaking spunk inside of me. Nothing turned me on more than the idea of such a beautiful mistake.

  As if reading my mind and knowing just how hard I had fallen – and how hard he was for me obviously! – he spoke up, in between deep breaths of passion.

  “Would you consider,” he said, his clenching his teeth as though angry. “Taking a very stupid man who has to be led by the nose to have any fun for your companion?”

  “My companion?”

  “Would you consider a very stupid man who is loyal, who will never leave you and will be supportive of you every day of your life?”

  He drove his cock in again and it erupted in a throbbing orgasm of seed, my juices and pond water.

  “Oh my Gawwwd!” I screamed in an orgasm so intense it hurt all over! Was he saying what I thought he saying? My whole body froze and pulsated with orgasmic glee, even while my nerves shook in anticipation.

  “Are you asking me to marry you?” I asked in a flush, as my face trembled and orgasmic pangs shot through my body, making me squirt all over his still squirting cock.

  “Y-Yes,” he said, just as he unleashed that last huge drop of cum deep inside of me. He pulled the hair away from my face and looked into my eyes. “Is that what you want? Because that’s what I want.”

  I inhaled in deep and long, trying to get my breath back. He did the same – the both of us were exhausted and still shaking from our mutual climax. But our eyes were glued together, so personal, so glued to each other’s every blink, e
very shudder…every expression! We felt each other’s joy, each other’s pain, and yes, we could still feel each other’s cum dripping down deep inside.

  Finally, I spoke up. A bit of a weak voice, still tired from a good screaming spell.

  “There is this man I know who likes apple strudel, funny little sea animals and flirting around with my nutty cousin. I’m waiting for him to tell me he loves me.”

  “I love you,” he whispered. “If you will marry me, I’ll give you mud baths and swimming lessons. I’ll run around naked in the Senior Center. I’ll take peyote and chant with a shaman. I’ll do anything you want.”

  That was a proposal that was difficult to turn down.

  I was just on the verge of giving my answer, when Julia and her amazingly large beaver, appeared, with Zeke by her side. “I have come to the most amazing realization,” she said, ignoring the fact that Lee and I had just engaged in some strenuous activity and were still breathing a little loudly. “I was looking at the statistics on my laptop and noticed senior health has improved substantially over the last six months. I believe it has to do with their happiness. The happier they are, the better they eat and the more willing they are to exercise. Zeke and I are going to design a happiness program for the seniors.”

  “Fancy that,” murmured Lee. “Seniors live longer when they’re happier.”

  “Yes, my studies will make a very exciting thesis for the next seminar.”

  She left as promptly as she arrived, waving “ta da!” as she walked away, holding Zeke’s arm as firmly as though she had won the real prize.

  We waded back out into the water to wash away the mud. “Okay, where were we?” Asked Lee, combing back my hair with his fingers.

  “I think you were on the verge of making a life time commitment.”

  “Oh, yes. What do you say, Miss Lange?”