Nine Lives
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Nine Lives
Copyright 2017
Gary Kittle
Published by Gary Kittle (2017)
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Nine Lives Copyright Gary Kittle, 2017
This eBook is a work of fiction. While reference may be made to actual
places or events, the names, characters, incidents and locations within are
from the author’s imagination and are not a resemblance to actual living or
dead persons, businesses, or events. Any similarity is coincidental.
Dedication:
To my wife, Kaushali.
Cover design and illustration by John Wallett.
(Email: john.wallett@livingmaps.org.uk)
Contents
Book Description
Not Found Hanging
Suddenly Autumn
Chameleon in a Coal Mine
On the Level
If Bricks Should Burn
No Laughing Matter
Imagine Me
Discharge of Duty
Strangers at the Door
About the Author
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BOOK DESCRIPTION
Nine Lives is a collection of short stories written over the past decade.
The opening story, ‘Not Found Hanging’ concerns a comfortably married man discovering that his ex-lover is terminally ill and how his repressed guilt over how he deceived her threatens to destroy him too.
In ‘Suddenly Autumn’ it is the protagonist who faces serious illness, but his reaction to it is both extreme and surprising.
‘Chameleon in a Coalmine’ is about Hans Asperger and the activities of medical experimenters under the Nazis.
‘On the Level’ is a short thriller set at a level crossing, where a philanderer’s guilt forces him to make a catastrophic decision about his lover’s husband.
In ‘If Bricks Should Burn’ an elderly man is haunted by nightmares of his time spent in a Lancaster bomber whilst struggling to cope with an incurably ill wife in the present.
‘No Laughing Matter’ is a fictional account of the life of one of Britain’s best loved entertainers (but can you guess who?).
‘Imagine Me’ is about the relationship between a transvestite and his bereaved father, and the novel solution they find to cope with their shared grief.
‘Discharge of Duty’ is a story of a conscientious objector and the privations he suffers as a result of his moral stand; a story with its own distinctly black style of humour.
Finally, in ‘Strangers at the Door’ an elderly man, who feels persecuted by his neighbours, repeatedly misinterprets the attempts of people around him to help.
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Not Found Hanging
I must have done something terribly wrong. Why else would I be standing here in my living room at one o’clock in the morning with a bottle of pills in my hand? I can’t sleep. I don’t eat. The terrible wrong won’t let me.
Upstairs my wife and son sleep soundly. The radiators feel like stone. Outside in the back garden the apple tree shakes its withered hands, and the wind thumps against the double glazing. It reminds me of another night in March, when I watched a lone figure trudge across the road to her car - though it was me that did the driving away.
If Elaine finds me like this I can only divulge my symptoms (‘I can’t sleep’), but not their cause (‘because I keep thinking about another woman’). She has no idea. No one keeps secrets better than a middle-aged man; or no one thinks they do. Elaine and I have what is enigmatically called a ‘comfortable marriage’, similar in kind to its close cousins the ‘comfortable income’ and ‘comfortable home’. Our relationship has become a commodity, an entity we share and mutually benefit from, like the health food shop we own. And because by its nature it is so comfortable we’ve forgotten the journey taken in attaining it. We’ll never again make love in the back seat of my car or split up over one of us flirting drunkenly at a party; I’ll never storm out of the house only to send her a good night text message from a friend’s sofa. She’ll never have to forgive me for something I secretly resent being accused of in the first place. We never drink too much or swear too much or demand too much in the bedroom. We are how we act: stable, dependable, predictable. But you can never tell yourself a good joke.
Standing closer to the window I take in the full fury of the devoted night wind. How the old tree roots must struggle against that unseen force pulling from above. It’s a wonder it hasn’t fallen. My health, family and social lives are all robust enough. The business is well established, even if the profit margins raise the occasional eyebrow at the bank. I have friends, interests. I’m not overweight or impotent. I have nothing explicit to protest about. I’m fairly certain Elaine still loves me, but when you’ve been this close to someone for so long how can you tell?
Back then – in the months leading up to that other March night - I was in my early twenties and working as an architect. Elaine was a temp who filled in for us whenever our regular secretary had a day off. I fancied her straight away, but back then I tended to find anything capable of warming a bra attractive. I was fit, good-looking and over-confident; exactly the sort of cocky upstart you despise when you meet him twenty years later.
I didn’t think she was interested until she spilled coffee over my hand one morning. The hand was merely reaching for a spoon before you get the wrong idea, but she was so guilt-ridden that I said the only way I would forgive her was to let me buy her a drink. I didn’t consider our relationship serious until she caught the ‘flu in October and I skipped my usual squash league night to bustle round her bed like her own private nurse. That’s when you really know you’re in love: when you give up something of yourself without considering it a sacrifice.
Upstairs I can hear the single bed creaking. My son, Sam is seven and we’ve just successfully navigated a period of nocturnal bed-wetting. I wish I could say it was that mini-saga that had precipitated my current insomnia, but in truth I know the culprit to be a few seconds of local radio broadcast.
I was relieving the washing machine of Sam’s sheets when the kitchen radio said:
‘…And John, Pauline and Andy send all their best wishes to Jacky Pitt and hope she’ll be out of hospital in no time at all.’
I resumed my tug-of-war with the tangle of bedding, but inside my head the words were pursuing each other in an emotional spin cycle: ‘…out of hospital in no time at all.’ My mind awash with memories, that unremitting phrase refused to drain away.
That was three weeks ago. I haven’t slept properly since. I haven’t made love to Elaine since. I haven’t eaten properly since. I haven’t listened to the radio since. But I have visited Jacky Pitt in hospital, which with hindsight was probably not the best decision I’ve ever made. Second only, perhaps, to the original decision to go out with her in the first place.
Elaine got a job in a London office which limited the amount of time we could see each other, and when we did all she could talk about was her new friends, places th
ey’d gone to and people they’d met. She eventually rented a flat down there she liked it so much, but the fact that I never got to see it succinctly exposes the state of our relationship at that time. Matters came to a head in one blazing Saturday night row when Elaine announced she would not be coming back the following weekend. We agreed to a ‘cooling off period’. ‘That way,’ she said, ‘we can find out how we feel about each other without splitting up.’ It was a reasonable suggestion, just not one that should be broached to a wounded male ego.
In short I misread the proposal completely. Elaine was letting me down lightly, I decided. There was no way she would stay bloody single in London, not with all those highfliers with their bloody monthly bonuses and Italian shoes and their bloody oyster cards and... Well then, I decided, what was good for the goose would be good enough for the gander. And I hit lucky at the first attempt.
Chat-up lines are hardest when you’re lonely, easiest when you’re angry; and I was livid. I got introduced to a friend of an acquaintance of a colleague one Sunday lunchtime. She was different to Elaine – physically especially - buxom as opposed to petite, and had full ruby lips seemingly genetically modified for kissing. Whether I would have taken it further had I not been so consumed by the idea of revenge is questionable. But by then me and Elaine weren’t talking, and so within a week I got to see inside Jacky Pitt’s flat instead.
When my anger subsided and my thirst for vengeance was fully satisfied in the manner typical of a jilted lover, I began to explore the character of the new woman I was with. Jacky introduced