house
2:08AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
How much we talking about?
2:08AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
He promised her ten grand.
Long as we cleaned the place
and got her out, he would
fork over the cash.
2:09AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Did he follow through?
2:09AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Of course he didn't. The lying
sack of shit. He busted her on
some technicality of the
contract. Dude met up with us
to inspect the house and sign off
on everything. When it was done
he looked my mother in the eye
and flat refused her the money.
2:11AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Cold.
2:11AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Cold is right
2:11AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
This bitch got a name?
2:12AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Jimmy Quantana
2:12AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
You kidding? The dude's name is JIMMY QUANTANA?
2:12AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
That's his name.
2:12AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Just the sound of it leaves a grease stain.
2:12AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
I promise you everything else
about him matches up. Now
as I see it the man still owes my
mother 10k. And I realize ten
thousand bucks ain't much in
the grand scheme of things, but
we're not living in the grand
scheme now are we?
2:14AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
No indeed.
2:14AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
But one question. Why not just lawyer up?
2:15AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tried all that. One of my
sister's friends from grade
school is a real estate
attorney. She told us to move
on and forget about it. We're
penned in by the contract she
said.
2:16AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Sucks. I feel for you and mom. The world's unfair, but it's a whole different story when you're on the receiving end of the unfairness.
2:16AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
This point, I've made my peace
with the fact that we'll never
see the cash. But that don't
mean it's done. I need to look
my man Jimmy in the eye one
more time. I gotta deliver him
a message. We're gonna have
one last meet-up me and him.
2:18AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
You gonna go the whole way?
2:18AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
No only part way. Just enough
to give him bad dreams for a
awhile.
2:18AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
You fearsome, Teo.
2:18AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Some wrongs you can tolerate.
Part of life. But some wrongs
have got to be righted one way
or the other
2:19AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
I couldn't agree more. That's why I want to help you with this project.
2:20AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Then let's discuss your part
2:20AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
It'll cost you some scratch. I hope Cousin Ricky mentioned that.
2:20AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
What r we talking about?
2:20AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
A thousand. Straight-out.
2:21AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Cool but I wanna meet
2:21AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Told ya, not gonna happen.
2:21AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
But we got to match up stories
2:22AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
That's what we're doing right now. And believe me, baby cakes, I'm about to hand you a fireproof cover. One I've been saving for the exact right occasion.
2:25AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
And this is that occasion?
2:25AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Like I said, something about your story warms my icy heart. This plan you got for Mr. Jimmy Quantana, it's wrong in all the right ways.
2:27AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
So what's this cover you got
cooking? Deal me in
2:27AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Payment first.
2:27AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Then how we handle that?
2:27AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
You'll need to drop it off in person.
2:28AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
To you?
2:28AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Hell no.
2:28AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Who then? Where?
2:28AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Here comes the fun part. Tomorrow night, 11PM, you're gonna stop by the northwestern corner of Washington and Adams. You'll spot a taco truck in the parking lot of the 76 station.
2:30AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
This some Jason Bourne shit
right here…
2:30AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
See? Fun! Somewhere in the vicinity of the taco truck you'll notice a street kid in a green tanktop. Walk up and hand off the money. Don't try to make conversation. Don't say a word. You try to engage the boy, he'll start screaming. Usually it's something about how you're trying to molest him. People will come running If he gets an audience, believe me, the kid will keep right on ranting about how you tried to grab his peen. Someone on the scene might decide to dispense some street justice. The whole thing implodes. Avoid that scenario, got it?
2:32AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Got it. So I pass off the
money then what?
2:33AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Then nothing. Then the kid leaves with the cash, and you grab yourself a couple tacos. I like the carnitas, myself. And don't skimp on the green sauce. After that you go home and pour yourself a cocktail or cuddle your girl or whatever it is you straight boys do. And you wait to hear from me. Deviate from these instructions in any way, we're done.
2:35AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Don't trip. I'll be there.
Washington/Adams.
2:36AM, Wednesday, June 23, 2010
We all good?
11:22PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Told you to wait to hear from me.
11:31PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
But yeah, we're good. The kid tells me you acquitted yourself admirably.
11:31PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
So let's hear about this hot
plan you got
11:32PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Okay. You know the website Fleshr?
11:44PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
The hook-up site?
11:45PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
That.
11:45PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
No offense but I don't swing
that way
11:45PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
No offense, but I don't care. Nor does it matter.
11:45PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
I don't getcha
11:45PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
You start by setting up a profile on the site.
11:46PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
What for?
11:46PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
We're building a back story. First you set up the Fleshr profile, then you and I exchange time-
stamped messages on there. We make like we're skedding a date. You follow? So that when–and if –the relevant parties come around asking about our dear friend Jimmy Quantana, you can claim you were with me that night. Make sense?
11:47PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
And I use the Fleshr messages as
proof?
11:47PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Exactly. Under questioning, you reveal the profile page. You tell them you like to hook up with guys on the DL. You're not gay–just dabbling. And all throughout, you keep explaining how you couldn't have gone to see Quantana on the particular evening in question because you were occupied with some rando you met online. They'll access my contact info on the site and reach out to me. I back your story and it's done.
11:50PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
But they won't buy it I got a
girlfriend
11:50PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Relax, diva. Confused straight boys, closet cases, they're all over that site.
11:50PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
How bout something else? Why
does it have to be this?
11:53PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Because what jocked-out straight guy would think to pretend he's batting for the other team? Plus, you come off all scared and tormented on this thing and it helps cover your fib on the bigger thing.
11:57PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010
Not sure about this. Maybe I
should just get one of my boys
to cover for me. Tell the cops
we were out at the clubs or
something.
12:11AM, Friday, June 25, 2010
If you're feeling bold, go for it. But be advised: cops see straight through that sort of nonsense. They got X-ray vision when it comes to shitty alibis. I mean, OF COURSE your buddy would lie for you, right? You'd do the same for him. Any of us would go to INSANE lengths to protect the folks we care about. What most people WOULDN'T do is lie for a stranger. That's where I plug in. Still, if you wanna go your own route, give it a go. But you better hope Cousin Ricky gives a fucking Meryl Streep caliber performance.
12:12AM, Friday, June 25, 2010
So what's it gonna be, sweetheart? Are we done?
12:33AM, Friday, June 25, 2010
And just when I'd started to like you…
12:47AM, Friday, June 25, 2010
Teo, for reals now. We doing this thing or not?
1:46PM, Saturday, June 26, 2010
What's it gonna be?
2:09PM, Saturday, June 26, 2010
Last call. You in?
8:31PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
Okay I'm in
8:39PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
Thought so. Why you gotta make mama sweat like that?
8:40PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
Sorry
8:42PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
All forgiven.
8:43PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
I'll get on the Fleshr
profile tonight after work
8:46PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
Great, and really sell it. Take some snaps of that six-pack and toss them up there.
8:46PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
You let me know when that's ready. I'll arrange the rest.
8:52PM, Monday, June 28, 2010
Ready
6:12PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Sweet. We got ourselves a trail of breadcrumbs. Now have you set a date for the rendezvous with Jimmy?
6:17PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Was thinking Thursday
6:22PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
You're THINKING about it…? Make up your mind, tough guy.
6:22PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
It'll def be Thursday
6:24PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Good. When Thurs?
6:25PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Night obv
6:29PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Time?
6:29PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Depends when he leaves the
office. I followed him home a
buncha times last week to figure
out routines
6:33PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
He keep a regular sked?
6:33PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Give or take an hour
6:36PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
That'll work.
6:36PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Then it'll go down sometime
between 9 and 11pm. Over
before Kimmel starts.
6:37PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Alright, big baller, you see the messages on Fleshr?
9:16PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Yeah
9:19PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
When it comes to it, you give the phone number in there to anybody who comes around making inquiries.
9:20PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Coolio
I'm on it
9:21PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Giddyup then.
9:21PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
By the way, how you like the site? Let's hope it's not eroding your straightness.
9:21PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Ha
Not so much
9:22PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Phew. Cuz your pretty girl would never forgive me.
9:23PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Liked seeing your profile shot
tho. Good to put a face to all
the shit talk
9:47PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
It's an old photo. Haven't been on there in awhile.
9:47PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Why'd you quit?
9:48PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Went off the market. Met someone.
9:48PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
You got a man, huh?
9:49PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Had a man. Past tense.
9:49PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
He dump u?
9:50PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
He died.
9:50PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Damn. Sorry, Golden.
9:50PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
All good. Let's just say I can relate to your words from last week. About how some wrongs need righting. Let's just say I know exactly what you mean.
9:52PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Some bad shit go down?
9:53PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
He was killed. And despite the "enlightened" nature of our society, the cops weren't all that curious who did it.
9:54PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
sorry again
9:55PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Thanks. Underneath all that hair product and muscle mass, you're a real sweetie. I mean that. Glad I could assist with this project of yours.
9:55PM, Wednesday, June 30, 2010
You still planning to get it done tonight?
5:36PM, Thursday, July 1, 2010
Better believe it
5:38PM, Thursday, July 1, 2010
Best of luck then. Let me know when it's finished.
5:38PM, Thursday, July 1, 2010
It's finished
12:06AM, Friday, July 2, 2010
Smooth?
12:06AM, Friday, July 2, 2010
For me. Not for Quantana.
12:07AM, Friday, July 2, 2010
Go ice your knuckles then.
12:07AM, Friday, July 2, 2010
You're full of good ideas
12:09AM, Friday, July 2, 2010
Call today from the Hollywood Division.
1:52PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Yeah?
1:52PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Yup. I covered my end. They'd already spoken to you?
1:53PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
ye
sterday
1:54PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
And you stuck to the gameplan?
1:54PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Like Velcro, son
1:55PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
You show them the Fleshr messages?
1:55PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Yeah. Was so nervous I almost
puked
1:58PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
They seem satisfied?
1:58PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Very. The only thing they
suspect is that I been cheating
on the GF.
2:01PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Nice.
2:01PM, Tuesday, July 6, 2010
They came around today for a face-to-face.
10:23AM, Friday, July 9, 2010
Same pair?
10:23AM, Friday, July 9, 2010
Yup, the fat guy and the partner. You notice the partner looks like the teacher from Glee?
10:23AM, Friday, July 9, 2010
Never seen the show
10:24AM, Friday, July 9, 2010
You'd recognize the actor I'm talking about. Anywho, the detective looks like him. Never saw such a nerdy-looking cop.
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