2-in-1 Yada Yada

by Neta Jackson

  I hauled out the six-packs and took them to the garage, setting them in a corner under an old bushel basket. I’d tell Denny before he “discovered” they were gone and . . . well, we’d deal with it later.

  EDESA DECLINED OUR INVITATION to stay for supper after her tutoring session with Amanda at four o’clock—said she was going to babysit for Delores and Ricardo that night so they could get out of the house.

  “Isn’t José too big for a babysitter?” I teased.

  “Absolutely!” she laughed. “But . . . he cannot take care of his younger brothers and sisters yet. Besides, he is bored. He likes me to play cards.”

  “What about tomorrow—can you and Delores come to Florida’s party?”

  She smiled. “Si!Wouldn’t miss it. Can we bring Emerald?”

  More kids. “Uh . . . sure.” Emerald was sweet. She wouldn’t be any trouble.

  Josh, bless his heart, walked Edesa to the Morse Street el stop. While he was gone, I asked Denny if we could talk privately a minute. Amanda was on the phone talking to a girlfriend, so we went out on the back porch and sat down on the steps.

  “Denny, I . . . I’m sorry I jumped all over you about the beer.”

  He pursed his lips and nodded, but didn’t say anything.

  “But I really don’t want it in the house for Florida’s party. The women in Yada Yada come from a lot of different churches and might . . . I just don’t want to offend anybody.”

  He shrugged. “Sure. I’ll put it down in the basement.”

  “Uh . . . I already took it out to the garage.”

  His smile tightened. “Fine. Garage.”

  The tension between us had deflated somewhat but still hung there, like a helium party balloon hovering two feet off the floor. “Do you want to talk about the beer?” I asked.

  “Not really,” he said. “Maybe some other time.”

  I felt relieved. I didn’t really want to talk about it now, either. But I didn’t like the distance between us. Any crack, no matter how small, always felt like a huge canyon. “But . . . do you forgive me for yelling at you?”

  “Yeah.”

  We sat on the steps a few more minutes, listening to the thump, thump of kids playing basketball in the alley beyond our garage, punctuated with the caws of several large black crows flying around a big elm one street over.

  “I ran into Adele this afternoon—you know, the lady that squashed me like a bug the first night of our prayer group.” I made my tone light, chatty. Maybe Denny and I just needed a bit of time to close the gap. “She has a beauty shop right on Clark Street— I didn’t realize it was so close.”

  “That where you got your nails done?”

  “Yeah. Feet, too.” I giggled and pulled off one shoe and sock. “Whaddya think?”

  I was relieved to see Denny grin as I wiggled my coral-tipped toes. “You sat still long enough for someone to give you a pedicure? Your mom always said she couldn’t even play ‘This little piggy went to market’ without you screeching bloody murder.”

  “It wasn’t easy. In fact—”

  The back screen door banged open. “Mom. Dad. I’m back. When’s supper? Somebody from Habitat for Humanity is going to talk to us tonight about the Mexico trip. Do you realize we leave in exactly one month?”

  I made a face at Denny. Oh well. I had a lot to do to get ready for the party tomorrow anyway. I’d find some other time to tell him how freaked I got about that pedicure—and not because I was ticklish, either.

  “Edesa get on the train okay?” I asked, rising reluctantly and following Josh back into the kitchen.

  “Yeah. I hung around by the ticket booth till a southbound train came. Didn’t hear any screams, so I’m pretty sure she got on okay.”

  “Oh, get out of here,” I said, snapping him with a dishtowel. “I take it back. Set the table.”

  I pulled some catfish fillets out of the freezer and popped them into the microwave to defrost. Through the screen door I could see Denny still sitting on the back porch steps. Probably wishing he had one of those beers I’d hidden in the garage . . .

  Stop it, Jodi. Drop it till you have time to talk.

  24

  Thank You, God,” I murmured, pulling open the blind on the bedroom window the next morning and seeing blue sky above the garage roof. The prospect of having all twelve members of Yada Yada plus assorted husbands and children underfoot in the house if it rained today had filled me with anxiety, akin to the claustrophobia I’d felt the time I got stuck in an elevator with ten other sweaty people.

  But blue sky and sunshine . . . that would help a lot. Our backyard wasn’t very big—I could probably count the blades of grass —but at least Denny could grill the chicken out there and any husbands who came along could yak outside while Yada Yada had our prayer time together in the front room.

  Kids, hmm. Maybe Josh and Amanda could haul them down to the lake and fly a kite or something. Didn’t we have a kite somewhere?

  Unfortunately, that was the extent of my prayer time that morning. I’ll make it up to You, Jesus, I promised, flitting from room to room like film footage that’s been speeded up, munching a bagel while picking up magazines, shoes, schoolbooks, mail, and anything else that gave our house that “lived-in look.” At least Avis would make sure we got prayer time at the party this afternoon . . . that would have to do.

  I ended up making everybody wait in the car as I ran back to the house to set out a gallon glass jar filled with water and tea bags for “sun tea.” When I climbed back into the car Denny said, “Relax, Jodi. It’s going to be great. I’m looking forward to meeting the rest of Yada Yada. But . . .” He gravely fingered one of my earlobes. “. . . is this a new style? You’re only wearing one earring.”

  BESIDES THE FACT THAT Denny saved me from looking foolish two Sundays in a row, his good-natured laughter as I ran back into the house for the missing earring had felt like a soothing ointment on the raw place between us. We walked up the stairs at Uptown hand in hand while Josh parked the minivan this time.

  “Wonder if anybody from Yada Yada will come to church this morning?” I whispered, glancing about the upstairs sanctuary. I checked out the third row. “Whoa, you mean we got here before Stu this time?” My day was picking up.

  “Mom, look! It’s Edesa!” Amanda made a beeline for a couple of women whose backs were turned toward us, and sure enough, Edesa turned around and gave her a big hug. I could see her introducing Delores and Emerald to my daughter.

  I pulled Denny in their direction. “Delores!” I gave the shorter woman a hug and bestowed one on Emerald, too. “I didn’t really think you’d be able to come to church as well as the party this afternoon.”

  Delores’s round face dimpled. “Good excuse to have a girls day out.” She rolled her eyes and tapped the side of her head with her finger. “My Ricardo with a job is a trial to live with. Unemployed? He is driving me—” She drew little circles at her temple with her finger.

  We laughed but couldn’t talk more because Avis was giving the call to worship. Some people moved over a couple of chairs so we could have seats together. I noticed Emerald, her jet black hair caught back from her face with a baby blue ribbon, jockeying for position between Edesa and Amanda. What a cutie.

  We were singing the second song when I felt a poke in my ribs from the row behind me. “Hey, girl,” came a loud whisper. “Why didn’t you save me a seat?”

  I’m sure I grinned from ear to ear. “Florida!” I whispered and gave her an awkward hug over the back of my chair. She was dressed in black slacks and a loose-belted tunic—rose on black— and her hair was different. The crown of little beaded braids had given way to a cascade of shiny finger curls slicked back from her forehead with tiny combs. Chris and Cedric, looking manly in their khaki slacks and open-necked dress shirts, both gave me a little wave. No Carl though. Denny might be odd man out at this party, after all.

  That was all from Yada Yada who came to Uptown Community that morning, but it was a st
art on our “church visitation.” I wasn’t too surprised that others hadn’t made it—after all, Adele had “MaDear” to worry about, and Chanda was a single mom with three kids. Probably getting a babysitter—or mother-sitter— for one afternoon was challenging enough. I was surprised about Stu, though. She had come again last week and talked like she’d be here this morning.

  The service was nice, pretty typical for Uptown. From time to time I glanced sideways at Edesa and Delores, wondering how our medley of contemporary worship songs—sincere, but rather monotone in intensity, accompanied by a few hand clappers—compared to worship at their Church of the Holy Spirit. It would be fun to visit a Spanish-speaking church. I ought to go when Amanda could go with me.

  During announcements, the teen group asked members of Uptown Community to sponsor work projects for the teens the first three Saturdays in June to earn the remaining money for the mission trip. It hadn’t really hit me yet that both my kids were going off U.S. soil for ten days . . . without me. As people gathered around the teens to pray for them, I felt strangely warmed to hear Florida’s familiar, “Thank ya, Jesus!” and “You are so good, Jesus!” join Avis’s regular affirmations.

  Our visitors had come by public transportation, so I got together with Avis right after service to work out rides to my house. Delores and Edesa wanted to run by Dominick’s to pick up some potato salad; Avis said she’d take them so we Baxters could get home to get the grill going. That left Florida and her boys to ride with us.

  I saw Pastor Clark talking to Florida and making a fuss over Chris and Cedric. That’s nice, I thought. Pastor Clark carried a vision for more diversity in the congregation. Maybe he was trying to recruit them. But finally we all made it out the door and piled in the minivan that Josh had waiting—double-parked—in front of Uptown’s storefront.

  “Didn’t know this was yours and Avis’s church, Jodi,” Florida said, followed by a stern, “Get that seatbelt fastened, Cedric; don’t you be fussin’ ’bout it.”

  “Yeah. Almost a year now—well, last summer. That’s how I met Avis and found out about the job at Bethune Elementary.”

  “Ain’t that somethin’,” Florida murmured as we pulled away, which I thought was odd. She couldn’t have been that impressed.

  BY THE TIME AVIS ARRIVED with her carload and a pan of hot macaroni and cheese, it was almost one-thirty and Chanda and Adele had just arrived, bearing a couple of bags of chips and a big pot of greens respectively. “Get that mac ’n’ cheese in the oven,” Adele ordered, charging into the kitchen. She put her own pot of greens on top of the stove and turned the flame on low. “Nothin’ worse than cold mac ’n’ cheese.”

  For a flicker of a second my territorial instincts rose up: You may be the boss of your salon, Adele Skuggs, but this is my kitchen . . . but instead I tried to make conversation. “Where’s your mother today, Adele?” I was curious. What did one do with someone suffering from Alzheimer’s like MaDear, who was always looking to “escape” with her walker?

  “My sister takes her on Sundays. Gives me a day off.” She seemed to notice the others who’d come in with Avis for the first time. “Hey, Edesa . . . Delores. Oh, my . . . this your baby? How ya doin’, honey? How’s José doin’?” Chatting all at once, the little group threaded itself through the back door.

  “Amanda’s out there somewhere, Emerald!” I called after them.

  Chanda George had disappeared into the bathroom the moment she walked in the front door. Coming into the kitchen now, she caught sight of others in the backyard and made a beeline for the screen door, giving me a polite nod in passing. Then, as if on second thought, she stopped and enveloped a startled Avis in a big hug.

  “That was interesting,” Avis murmured a few minutes later as the two of us set things out on the dining room table, buffet style. “Maybe getting everybody in the prayer group together is as important for Chanda as for Florida.”

  “You think?” I hadn’t thought much about Miss Lottery Ticket since the conference—Chanda didn’t have e-mail, so we hadn’t really communicated. I really had no idea what her life was like . . . single mom, three kids, cleaning houses for a living. Did we have anything in common? But I did appreciate that she had made an effort to come out on a Sunday afternoon—sans kids, thank goodness— to Florida’s party.

  Avis was staring at me, an amused smile on her face.

  “What?”

  She pointed. “Your nails. I thought there was something different about you today, but I didn’t know what. You did your nails.”

  “Nope. Got them done. At Adele’s salon.” I waved my fingers under her nose, enjoying the “oh really” look on her face. I’d wondered if anyone would notice.

  Josh and Amanda had Florida’s boys and Emerald in the alley, shooting hoops against a neighbor’s garage, while most of the women flirted with Denny, who was manning the grill. Okay, they weren’t really flirting, but he was the only man present and was being his charming self, which meant giving each new arrival a big welcoming smile and talking like they were old friends. I knew I could count on Denny to help put people at ease.

  The doorbell rang as Avis and I set out the last of the red-and-white paper plates and matching napkins and cold cups on a folding card table in the dining room. “I’ll get it,” I said, hustling down the hall and pulling open the front door.

  “Nony!” I shrieked, and gave her a big hug—before realizing that an absolutely gorgeous hunk of a man stood just behind her, six feet three if he was an inch. His skin was nutmeg, a spicy complement to Nony’s darker skin, with deep-set eyes, a perfectly trimmed moustache and goatee, and—good grief!—dimples.

  “Hi, Jodi,” Nony said, dressed as usual in a beautiful African thing—a royal blue dress with slits up the side, embroidered all around the neck and wide sleeves with a silvery design. “This is my husband, Mark, and . . .” She reached around behind her husband and pulled out two shy boys, each one holding a couple of liters of soda pop. “Marcus,” she said, tapping the slightly taller one, “and Michael.” Spitting images of their father.

  “Come in, come in!” I beamed, awed by this beautiful little family. “Everyone’s out in the backyard. The guy in the apron manning the grill is my husband, Denny. He will be so glad you showed up, Mark—so far he’s been the only male at this hen party. If you don’t count kids, I mean.”

  Mark shook my hand warmly and gave a slight bow. “Delighted to meet you, Jodi Baxter.” I felt like Anna in The King and I. Yes, I could imagine this man was a professor at Northwestern University.

  “Is Hoshi coming?” I asked.

  Nony shook her head. “Can’t. Writing a history paper.” She gave her husband a look. “Some professors expect way too much research.”

  “Oh, I’m sorry. Tell her we missed her . . . Oh. There’s a chest of ice on the back porch for that pop,” I said to Nony’s boys . . . just as I noticed a bunch more heads bobbing up the porch steps behind the Sisulu-Smiths. I stepped aside as Nony ushered her family toward the back of the house then returned to the open front door to welcome the new arrivals.

  Yo-Yo! Followed by Ruth and Ben, carrying a big paper bag that said “the Bagel Bakery.” And lurking at the bottom of the steps, Yo-Yo’s two teenage stepbrothers, whose slouch and averted eyes made it clear that they wished they were someplace else.

  “Ohmigosh!” I said, dishing out hugs once more. “I didn’t know if you guys were coming! Ben . . . Denny will be delighted. Three husbands ought to be enough for this crowd, don’t you think?”

  “Yes, plenty,” Ruth said. “They can do the dishes while we talk. No?”

  Laughing, I gave her a big hug. “I am so glad you came, Ruth. You have no idea,” I whispered in her ear.

  She waved me away like a pesky mosquito. “What’s not to come? You have food, we eat. We are women, we talk. The party is Yada Yada, we pray.” But something in her voice made me think her bravado functioned more as an internal pep talk. Frankly, I suspected we had Yo-Yo to thank
for getting them all here.

  I hustled the latest arrivals out to the backyard—which seemed tinier by the minute—and for a few minutes hugs, squeals, greetings, and introductions degenerated into a general hubbub. I called Josh from the alley, who—if he was surprised at the growing number of kids, hid it well—managed to coax Yo-Yo’s brothers, Jerry and Pete, to play three-on-three in the alley.

  Well, that’s everybody, I thought. Everybody except Hoshi . . . and Stu.

  I snuck away, hunted up Stu’s number on the Yada Yada list, and called. Three rings, then an answering machine picked up. I hung up without leaving a message.

  Strange.

  25

  Florida seemed to be having a great time. “That man of yours sure can barbecue some gooood chicken,” she conceded to me, her plate piled high with blistered chicken, macaroni and cheese, greens, potato salad, and chips, before moving on to trade good-natured insults with Adele and Chanda, laughing and talking. I noticed she hadn’t taken any of the potato kugel Yo-Yo and Ruth had brought from the Bagel Bakery. Shouldn’t read anything into that, I told myself; she didn’t go for the “yuppie” food at the hotel, either.

  Watching the steady stream of nine kids—most of them hollow-leg boys—going in and out of the house with copious amounts of food, I began to worry about dessert. Stu was supposed to bring it . . . what did I have to substitute if she didn’t show up? A quick inventory of the kitchen came up with two partially eaten half-gallons of ice cream and an unopened package of store-bought cookies. That would have to do.

  On the way back out to the backyard, I snatched the camp brochure I’d put out on the counter to show to Nony. She was chatting with Avis but excused herself when I waved the brochure at her and pantomimed, For you.