Sight Beyond Epik Sight: A Steampunk Fantasy Romp (Epik Fantasy Book 3)
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Footnotes
1. Doctor’s note: the air in Dune All-En is not recommended for long term use.
2. Much unlike that sulfur smell when you drink milk… Or is that just me? See also: Lactose Intolerance.
3. Cryotherapy…
4. Much like painting a fence.
5. Get it? ;)
6. The benefits of youth.
7. For the TV show, see Galavant.
8. The way to develop accuracy is throwing it at a wall.
9. As it so happens, a migraine can be defined in the exact opposite way: one brain speaking as two.
10. See… She’s kind.
11. Without the bats and samurai swords.
2. With the exception, of course, being roads.
3. And like any good project manager, Brendan had no clue when that would be.
4. There is no way to describe getting off a moving broom other than falling. One doesn’t climb or jump off it. One simply falls and hopes for the best.
5. This is one of those plays on words, a pun. The dwarfish word for “ask” is spelt and pronounced axe. I think the reason is obvious.
6. There was no bridge for Brendan and the demon wraith to fall from. No possibility of him coming back later as Brendan, the white guy.
7. It most definitely is! On my TODO List.
8. And knowing Todder’s granny, probably in her spit, as well.
9. Of scum and villainy.
20. Author’s note. Sanchez doesn’t feature in the rest of this story. He lived to be 206 in cat years. He fathered a great number of kittens. And though Sanchez never got over the betrayal of being left in King’s Way, he did find a home with a nice warm fire and milk in a saucer once a week. Oh, and a human of his very own. He called her toots.
21. The real trick is cleaning up the invisible horse poop piled up in the living room.
22. The Grand Sovereign’s auto-pilot pilot.
23. Feet!
Acknowledgments
As always thank you to Jenn, who lets me live this little dream of writing things down when I have the chance.
To my editor, Ellen Campbell, thanks for helping me see this vision to the end. And my proofreaders are amazing. No matter how many eyes we have on it, it’s never enough.
As always J Caleb Clark, Jake, does an amazing job getting me the best cover imaginable.