The Hounds were particularly interested in Swingers clubs which is the type of club that is not as well known to most people.
Before we go any further, we need to define swinging club. Sorry, we mean swingers club. It is a place where adults gather to enjoy sexual activity with someone other than the person they came with. Incidentally, women usually receive free membership or the famous female discount.
If you are a male in Vegas and want to join the swingers club, you may need to find a willing female partner to join the club with you. In Vegas, we don't feel that you will have a problem in finding a willing female.
Through our ongoing research for this book, we have found a majority of women stated that they would attend a swingers club, even if only out of curiosity. We discovered that these women would go to these clubs if they had a male escort. When asked if they would consider going with their significant other, we got a lot of laughter and usually a 'Hell No!'" The Hounds would like to extend our services to these women. We hope that these women did not notice the Hounds humping the air during our interviews.
It is easy to find these Vegas swinger clubs. One club even gave a detail justification that being a swinging couple could actually help your marriage. They probably think that horny Hounds like us would believe anything. And they are right, as long as we get to fulfill our fantasies.
The Hounds notice that a wide variety of people visit these clubs, it doesn't matter how old you are or your body type as long as you are the age of consent. We met a couple who are members of a swinger's club. The man is about 70 years old and the girl is in her late 20s. Now, that is not a bad combination. They are both making out great in this deal. We asked if he was jealous of his girlfriend having sex with other men. He said no. He was just happy being able to have sex, plus there are always women who like to have sex with seniors. So for all of you seniors, it looks like you can still enjoy your Vegas fantasies and even with someone a lot younger.
These swingers club are a great place to spice up your foreplay; you can just use your imagination. We wonder if this would include the Hounds, who enjoy licking. . .censored?
If you are planning on finding long lasting true love, we would not recommend a swingers club. We don't think that falling in love is on the agenda. Everyone is there to fulfill their fantasies.
If you decide to go to a swingers club, then prepare yourself for a mandatory orientation. For some reason, they want to make sure that you know the difference between a swinging club and a swingers club.
Doggy Treat: If you are a bisexual, these swinger clubs could be a gold mine!
Private Adult Party Clubs
We are referring to party clubs that are not just for couples only. This is where all consenting adults, single or couples, are welcome. It seems that most of these private parties are not really crazy about single males coming to the party but they normally accept you as long as you are willing to pay a donation. Women usually receive a free invitation without having to give a donation. In other words, they get the famous female discount.
There are several of these parties usually at a private residence. You can find these parties advertised on the Internet and on newsstand, or through word-of-mouth. You have to be invited, which is not difficult. Beware, you normally have to bring your own booze.
They will most likely have adult games, erotic videos and magazines. Most of these party clubs do not want you to bring cameras or even cell phones. Do you want your picture taken? We think not. They may have a cozy couple's area which means you better find someone if you want to enter.
A party club is basically a diluted swingers club and most have a calendar of events. Maybe we will check out 'Sucking Friday'.
All of these private clubs have specific rules so they will not get into legal trouble. We are sure that they don't want to look like a brothel which is illegal in Las Vegas. So they stay within the grey areas of the rules.
Doggy Treat: Joining these private party clubs does not necessarily guarantee that you will find someone or even anyone who will fulfill your fantasies.
Brothels
Hounds have found one major problem with going to the brothel. It takes away from foreplay which includes passionate kissing, touching, embracing, and teasing. Most of all, it takes away the hunt. The Hounds enjoy hunting the prey with the hope of the catch. We do not like having our prey caged. On the other paw, there are certain advantages. In fact, the Hounds are considering writing an entire book on brothels.
Las Vegas is famous for its brothels, but the Hounds have found that this is not entirely true. Brothels are actually illegal in the Las Vegas city limits. Those famous Nevada brothels are only about an hour from Las Vegas. When you go to Las Vegas, the Hounds recommend renting a car and checking-out the brothels. This is where you will have an experience of a lifetime, well, according to our friends.
StoryTime: The Hounds know of a couple of guys, let's call them Sam and his uncle, that visited one of the brothels. When they entered the brothel, all of the girls lined-up. There was one red headed girl that both Sam and his uncle were eyeing. Each girl started introducing themselves, instead of waiting for the girls to complete their introduction; Sam jumped-in and chose the red head. His uncle was angry, but he still had a lot of nice choices, so they both ended-up fulfilling their fantasies.
The moral of the story is that the brothels have a lot of girls to choose from, and they all know how to fulfill.
Among the benefits of a brothel is that the girls are very, very, very easy. You also don't have to worry about them contacting you. Plus these girls must have medical exams on a regular basis. Don't you wish that all your dates had medical records showing their latest HIV/VD results?
Doggy Treat: At brothels, you can negotiate the price you pay for what you get with each girl. Used car salesmen seem to be very good at this.
The Hounds want to apply at the brothels for an on-the-job training program giving massages to the ladies. If interested girls, please get in touch, so we can be in touch.
Escort Service
An escort service provides escorts. DUH!! It could be to whatever public and/or private event that you want to attend. Of course, there may be some escorts who would do sexual favors for the right price. If true, would that be prostitution?
Doggy Treat: You must remember that if you get cheated or robbed by a devious sex professional, you may not get a lot of sympathy from the police.
There are many male and female escort services to choose from. There seems to be a lot more female escort services. We are sure that things are changing in this area. If you are interested in an escort service, you can always look at the hundreds of ads, then just close your eyes and pick one.
When you walk down the strip, you will notice a lot of newsstands with free magazines, newspapers, and flyers with adult advertisements. You will also notice young people giving out cards to visitors. These cards contain pictures of beautiful, practically nude girls and/or men advertising their service and we are not talking about just companionship. They seem to suggest that sexual favors are also on the menu.
StoryTime: They Hounds heard of a guy who called one of the numbers on an escort service card. A lady answered the phone. She asked where he was calling from. He told her the casino. She said that he had to call from his room to make the request. He first wanted to know if he was going to get the girl on the card, he gave her the girl's name. She said yes, the girl on the card would be in your room in 15 minutes once you make that request from your room. For some reason, he cannot imagine that the same girl on the card would be the same girl that would show-up in his room. It is like she is waiting downstairs just for him to call so she can come right-up. Yeah right! His common sense got the best of him, so he decided to go amateur hunting instead.
The moral of the story is that it is best to check-out the merchandise before you buy.
Do most people get lucky at these adult clubs, probably not? It is because most people don't have t
he right recipes to fulfill their adult Vegas fantasies. The Hounds are now going to share those secret recipes and philosophies in the next chapter.
Chapter 7
Recipes for Fantasy Fulfillment
"Track your prey and pray that they fulfill at the all-the-way Hounds buffet”
Proverb: The tablets are inscribed with the Hounds Inspirational philosophies and righteous recipes for fantasy fulfillment
Chapter 7 is where the Hounds like to show-off their philosophies. These are techniques in getting your prey to notice you and woo them into your fantasy. We have developed these philosophies through years of trial and error. They have now been confirmed through our experiences, observations and investigations. So hang on to your meatloaf, as we dive into our recipes.
Now, the Hounds are going to serve you the main course made from our unique and delicious recipes for fantasy fulfillment. Throughout our travels and adventures, we have developed these recipes and philosophies based on our experiences, observations, and investigations. This is the reason why we are known as the Hounds of Fantasy fulfillment.
The Hounds have very unique recipes for fulfilling your secret adult fantasies. We believe that everyone has secret adult fantasies and we can prove it. Do you ever read, listen, and/or tell adult jokes dealing with sex? If you answer yes, then you are projecting your desire for fulfilling your sexual fantasies.
Getting Laid Jokes
Jokes have a way of telling the truth in a funny way. Have you heard the old joke that an uptight boss needs a roll in the hay? This is not just a joke, because most of us see the benefit of hay rolling. Even nature pushes us in that direction. Humans secrete chemical pheromones to attract a sexual partner. Therefore, a good role in the hay would do wonders for your attitude, and it has been known to improve the work environment. Plus it is natural and organic. Therefore, we are promoting green energy. Can this be discounted off our taxes?
There are so many benefits in having sex (appendix A, Fountain of Youth). The Hounds want everyone to enjoy fulfilling their adult fantasies to improve their health, and stay away from the bad news in the world. Have you heard any bad news lately? So quit listening to the news and start improving your health.
Doggy Treat: Health Alert - The Hounds want to remind you of the old saying, "If you don't use it, you will lose it.”
Good Sleep No Stress
Have you ever fallen into a peaceful sleep after sex? The Hounds always pass-out after a roll on the horizontal play pen. Could it be that we have no stress? Damn right. Therefore you need a role in the hay when you are stressed. The Hounds enjoy releasing stress. Can this continuous stress shorten our life? We don't want to find out, do you. The Hounds have heard that stress can be released through sex. This release also puts the love scent in the air. This is why we have a big smile as we are sniffing and humping the air before, during, and after a role in the hay.
So start improving your health, by having more sex as a result of following our unique recipes for fantasy fulfillment.
Before we start giving you our recipes, the Hounds have a poem.
War of Whores
War of Whores fought over thee
we can partake if only for our sake
because we do sacrifice
for these whores
who started this war
of love and much more.
Note: Why does it seem that there are more condescending words to describe a loose female then a male? For this book, the Hounds declare that all these condescending words will refer to both sexes. For example, a slut can either be a female or a male.
Now let's dive into a few of the Hounds unique recipes for fantasy fulfillment. Remember, these are not recipes for finding a lifelong true love, these are only temporary fantasy fulfillment recipes, but who knows.
Recipes that Delight the Senses
Everyone has recipes for a successful dinner. The Hounds will now reveal our recipes for a successful fantasy fulfillment in Vegas. We are going to share our beliefs on how you should deal with certain situations through our philosophies. We are talking about situations that deal with adding ingredients to your recipe that will give you the results that you seek in the area of fulfilling your fantasies. Like we said, hang on to your meatloaf. Let us start off with changing your identity because you do want to keep your true identity a secret. Don't you?
Recipe 1: Identity Transformation philosophy
Identity transformation is where anyone can transform their identity into the fantasy identity they wish to live out during their trip to a location where they are not known. It could be a name change, personality change and/or a change in their profession.
Almost every adult has at one time or even many times, felt the desperate desire to escape their everyday life, just to get away for a couple of days with no rules, where no one knows your name, no commitments, just wild crazy adult fantasy fun. But for many reasons they justify never fulfilling their secret adult fantasies. Instead they worry about someday being too old and thinking about what never was.
Rather than thinking that we are stuck in a repetitive cycle where there seems to be no escape, we must break out of our shell and take action. Have you ever heard the phrase "You can be anything that you want to be?" The Hounds ask, why can't you also be anyone that you want to be, on a temporary basis? When you travel to a destination where you are not known, you have the perfect opportunity for identity transformation, to have some fun and maybe fulfill your fantasy.
Let's say that you are a shy middle aged woman who works as a clerk in a department store. You and your friend plan a holiday to a location where you are not known. Before you leave on your vacation you need to start trying to picture yourself as the person that you want to be. In other words, you are going to create the new you. Let's say that you want to be like the character that you admire on a TV series. That character speaks their mind, is very flirty, and not shy. Then you transform your identity to be that person when you reach your vacation destination, because you are only known by the identity that you portray.
StoryTime: The Hounds met a young lady, let's call her Sue. Sue had an adult fantasy that depends on changing her identity. Sue wanted to have the fantasy of being an innocent girl who has a sugar daddy who is old enough to be her father. Sue fantasized that older men would have the experience to satisfy her sexual fantasies without playing games.
Sue worked at a department store in a small town. One day she and her friend decided to go to Vegas for the weekend. Sue never told her friend about this fantasy before their trip. While in Vegas, Sue met and started conversing with her potential sugar daddy, a man in his 50s at the slot machines. When her friend came looking for her, she noticed Sue talking to an older man. She thought that this man was hitting on Sue, which he probably was but so was Sue. Sue's friend asked to speak to her privately and stated that she was saving her from the horny old man. Sue reluctantly agreed with her friend, she was afraid of what her friend may think about her fantasy or even worse, tell others. In a small town that could be devastating. So 2 people had their fantasies crushed, well at least one.
The moral of the story is that you should make sure that you share your fantasy with those traveling with you. If you are not comfortable sharing your fantasies with them, maybe you should find other travel mates.
If your identity transformation includes choosing a different profession, then choose a profession that you can relate to in case you meet someone else in that profession. For example, if you are a woman plumber and yes, there are women plumbers, and you choose to have the identity of a medical doctor, then you better know something about this field. The Hounds can see it now. You meet a nice looking guy and he asks you what you do. You tell this guy that you are a medical doctor. The guy says that it is a small world because he is also a medical doctor. Oh shit!!!
Doggy Treat: Change your Identity and go to a location where you are not known, so you can fulfill your fantasies as anyone you want to be
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The Hound's 10 commandments of identity transformation:
Never give your real last name. Using your real identity can come back to haunt you at home. Does the word stalker mean anything to you?
All your travel mates must know each other's chosen identities. If Sam has an identity of a medical doctor, make sure everyone knows. The following is not a conversation you want to happen: "Hi Bill, your friend told me that Sam is a doctor." Then Bill's unfortunate response could be "Yes, he is doctor of plumbing." Once Bill realized his mistake, he may try to correct the situation by saying "Doctor Sam is like a plumber because he is a Proctologist or should I say a 'Pain in the Ass.'
Always have a backup profession. Be sure to ask your potential prey their profession first. If they state that they have the same profession you have chosen, that is the reason for the backup.
If using business cards, always have business cards only on your chosen primary professional identity. You do not want to mix up your business cards i.e. doctor, plumber, and hooker. The Hounds like to use the identity of doctors who are plumbers on hookers. Roto-rooter?
When choosing what to wear on your trip, don't forget your clothes façade. Since you are unknown, use your discretion with your visual sexual enhancements. Remember, what they see is what they get. Maybe?
When registering at the hotel, let the front desk know of your true and chosen identities for discretion and to avoid confusion. Are you John Smith or Lord Johnson?
Arrange your room to disguise your true identity. You do not want to leave your real credit card bill laying on the night stand. This is room identity part 1.
Arrange your room to emphasize your chosen identity. Leave evidence of your chosen identity. This is room identity part 2.
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