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Fantasy Fulfillment in Vegas - You Can Live Up To Your Imagination (Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook)

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by The Leach, Ray; The Teach, Rex


  There will be no disconnecting with a fantasy fulfillment because the brief affair is now only a memory with no constant fear of getting caught.

  8. Decreased Sex Drive Argument

  A cheater will have to service 2 lovers both emotionally and physically throughout the relationship. We hope this person has a lot of stamina. There is still a good chance that this would lead to a decrease sex drive with both lovers. A man cheater would need male enhancement assistance and a woman cheater would have to fake a lot of orgasms, maybe.

  We have found that this is not true for those fulfilling their fantasies, because it is only a temporary physical and emotional relationship. As a matter of fact, most of these people take that fantasy fulfillment memory to the bedroom with their significant other; it could actually improve their sex drive. The Hounds will wag their tails and you are welcome.

  9. Sexual Disease Argument

  If you decide to have sex with someone, you should always be aware of the potential of catching a sexual disease. The Hounds always recommend using a condom.

  If you use a condom for cheating but not with your significant other, you better make sure that those condoms used for cheating are hidden very well. How are you going to explain if those condoms are found?

  Hey honey, look at these lubricated balloons, with ridges.

  I just found these on the side of the road and they looked so cute, I just had to take them home to show you.

  I found these at the grammar school playground.

  I received these from my politician, my minister, and my favorite movie star.

  Besides his autograph balls, look at what else that famous golfer gave me.

  Many people would prefer not to use condoms. We always suggest using condoms no matter how it is justified not using one.

  To justify not using a condom, both you and your sexual partner could have a medical test to show that you both are clean and ready for action. The Hounds do not agree. Even if you both are clean according to the test, who says that your partner won't have sex with someone else after the test. We are talking about cheaters? They are not called cheaters for nothing. DUH!!!

  Then there is the 'Are you clean?' scenario. You would hopefully say yes and so would they, but would you trust them? Once again we are talking about cheaters. We always suggest keeping an unused condom in very close proximity.

  Besides catching a venereal disease and spreading it to others, another justification for using a condom is the problem of pregnancy. Now try explaining this unexpected bundle of joy to your significant other.

  The Blackmail Argument

  In normal cheating there is also the possibility that the person that you are cheating with may want to escalate the relationship to a point where it becomes a problem. You want to keep things the way they are but they will not take no for an answer. Remember, they know to much personal information about you. Have you heard of blackmail?

  With fantasy fulfillment, you are far away from home and there is no exchange of personal information. You should never see and/or hear from them again.

  If these arguments do not sway you toward fantasy fulfillment instead of normal cheating, the Hounds have one more argument, the clincher.

  The Clincher: A Cheaters'

  Angry Significant Other Argument

  With normal cheating, the person that you are cheating with may seem to be a normal person. But always be aware of their significant other. Not only do you have to worry about getting caught by your significant other, you should also worry about your cheating partner's significant other.

  Of course, this may turn out to be the crazy, angry, stalking significant other who shows up at the wrong place, the wrong time while carrying a baseball bat, a hunting knife, and a shotgun. This could be the finale of your cheating appetite, if you live through it.

  With fantasy fulfillment, once again, since you are both far away from home, you do not use your true identity and there is no exchange of personal information, this nightmare should not occur.

  Now, do you want to be a normal cheater or have a fantasy fulfillment? The choice is yours.

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a man who met a woman at a bar. They decided to get something to eat so they can get to know each another. They seemed to have a lot in common such as both of them being unhappy in their marriages. This eventually led to a motel where they had wild sex. After their first lust making, she stated that she had never done this before while crying from feeling so guilty about cheating on her husband, a few minutes later they were at it again. It seems that her tremendous guilt must have dissolved quickly.

  The moral of the story is that if you pick-up and have sex with someone that same day, you are probably not their first. We hope that condoms were used.

  StoryTime: The Hounds went to a party and were introduced to this guy and his wife. While we are at the party, this guy was drinking and enjoying himself while his wife was constantly on the cell phone. That wasn't weird except that she made sure that her husband did not see or hear her talking on the cell. When he came into the room, she would go into another. After about an hour into the party, she told her husband that she had to go out and get some more beer. The Hounds thought that there was still plenty of beer in the coolers since we were just there licking up the suds. She was gone for over an hour. Her husband must not have noticed since he seemed to be intoxicated beyond the point of reason. It is great to go to a party and not get wasted. You notice a lot of stuff going on which most people at the party do not see. We found out later that this couple got a divorced. It seems that she traded her husband for a girlfriend.

  The moral of the story is if you observe your significant other avoiding you while talking on the phone. That may not be a good sign.

  Recipe 8: Prostitution VS Dating Game Philosophy

  We always heard that the definition of a prostitute is when someone performs sexual favors for a price whether it is male or female. Now the Hounds are a little confused. We are not PHDs in this area but we know something about the dating game and the differences and the similarities to prostitution.

  In the dating game, most people are normally after sex. Sometimes they spend s little or a lot of money hoping to get lucky. To us Hounds, there seems to be a thin line or maybe no line at all between prostitution and the dating game.

  When you go to a prostitute, you have to negotiate the price based on what you want. When you are in the dating game, you have to negotiate the price based on what they want. With prostitution the price is normally money. Now with the dating game, the price is normally things, such as drinks, dinner, jewelry, etc. Or God forbid 'commitment'. After all that, you still may not get lucky. Getting lucky with a prostitute is a sure thing. Getting lucky in the dating game, it is not a sure thing and the price usually escalates. In this case, the Hounds give a paws-up to the prostitute where you always get lucky for the negotiated price.

  With a prostitute, you pay the price and have your fun. You don't have to worry about phone calls, chance of a surprise encounter, jealous significant other, about the prostitute wanting to move-in, etc. Do you know the meaning of stalking? In the dating game, you may have all these problems. Once again, the Hounds give a paws-up to the prostitute.

  If you are married and you want to fulfill your adult sexual fantasy without your significant other knowing, a prostitute may be your best bet. This is a business with a prostitute and they will not screw their customer or maybe they will. Get it!! So they are not going to tell because they want a happy and returning customer. Kinda like the popular fast food place where you put in your order and get a quickie service with a smile. On the other paw, if you cheat on your significant other via the dating game, you better hope the other person is not going to tell. Again, the Hounds give a paws-up to the prostitute.

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a guy who went to a strip club and spend about $500 to get the attentions of the strippers. He did tell us that one of the girls let him play with her and
we are not talking about baseball. He also claims one of the strippers gave him an oral happy. To the Hounds, the customer is just paying for foreplay. We believed that the stripper could care less about this customer but really cares only about their money.

  The moral of the story is paying just for foreplay does not fulfill the Hounds definition of a sexual fantasy, but only increases our sexual frustration.

  Recipe 9: Women Sexuality Philosophy

  There are a lot of people who think that men are the most sexual animals on this planet. From the Hounds many years of observations, we are convinced that this is not entirely true, especially in today's world. These days, women in our society seemed to be a lot more sexually liberal. The ongoing woman's movement has had a direct impact on sexuality. Just watch TV, go to the movies, go to the bars, even go to any college campus, you will see women's sexual freedoms being played out.

  It is not just these days. We have watched old movies made decades ago, and they even depict unmarried couples having sex. Many of those movies also depicted women using their sexuality to catch a wealthy husband. It seems that true love has little to do with it.

  Today, we wonder if nothing has really changed, except today it is more in the open and much more sexually portrayed to the point where some people have problems defining a prostitute.

  Just go to any public place, and there is a good chance that you will see young girls and even older women dressed and acting overly sexual.

  Being observant hunting Hounds that we are, the Hounds say "If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, chances are it is a duck."

  StoryTime: The Hounds met a man name Jim at a bar in one of the casinos. We were having a drink and noticed a middle-aged man making a move on a beautiful lady who must have been in her 20s. This young lady was also sitting with another lady in her 20s also dressed seductively. The Hounds enjoy watching people trying to fulfill their Vegas fantasies. All of a sudden, Jim leaned over and stated that he could not believe how friendly the ladies are in Vegas, we started to howl until we notice that Jim wasn't laughing. We ask Jim if he was serious. He stated that he was. All of a sudden one of the young ladies left with a middle-age gut hanging man. Jim then turned to the Hounds and said "That young lady is leaving with that man and she is leaving her girlfriend behind."

  We bet Jim a round of drinks that we can prove that this young lady is a prostitute, simply by asking her an innocent question. Jim just stared at us and finally said "What can you ask? Are you a professional prostitute? Not only would I get slapped but I will probably get kicked out of the casino." The Hounds just howled. How could Jim think the Hounds would ask him to do something that would get him in trouble? Maybe he has heard about our devious reputation.

  We finally said "Of course, you would never ask that question. The simple question that you would ask is 'Are you from Vegas?' If she gives a flirty answer of yes, then there is a good chance that she is a professional prostitute. If she seems not to be interested in answering, then there is a good chance that she is not. It is a good thing that Jim had a few drinks because he had no problem in leaving our table to ask the young lady the simple question. We could not hear what he was saying but he and the young lady enjoy a good laugh. About 5 minutes later, we saw Jim leave with the lady. The Hounds howled with delight because Jim must have gotten his flirty answer and this begins the fulfillment of his Vegas fantasy.

  The moral of the story is that even if it looks too good to be true, what the hell, go for it.

  Here are 10 hints that the friendly lady may be a professional prostitute:

  They dress overly seductive.

  They are not gambling or even paying attention to gambling.

  They are approaching several different guys.

  They may be in a group but they approach each man separately.

  They approach you and are overly friendly.

  They ask if you are by yourself.

  They ask if you need some company, or are you looking for a good time.

  They ask if you are from out-of-town.

  They ask if you are staying at this hotel.

  They will approach you, if they see you are a big winner or think that you have a big . . .censored.

  The Hounds get approached very often by friendly women and it is probably not for our big winnings.

  Recipe 10: Slap Down Syndrome Philosophy

  If you feel that you do not have the perfect body and a face to go with it, and who does, you may get turned down many times before finding the person that you are seeking. Do not let this become an inferiority complex which may end up making you hesitant in continuing your quest; you should always try to get beyond it.

  When you are turned down, you must never give up, there is always someone else. There are millions of fish in the sea of life. The only way to catch a fish is to keep on fishing. When you are in public, have you noticed that it isn't only beautiful people walking hand-in-hand with other beautiful people. As they say "Beauty is only in the eye of the beholder.”

  There are some people who try to mask this syndrome by using Sexual Supremacy Enhancements. This is where you artificially enhance your body and/or its appearance to deceive others of your sexual supremacy. Do you want big boobs? The Hounds are not crazy about these radical procedures. Let's keep it natural and real.

  Recipe 11: Sex in Strange Places Philosophy

  Even though Las Vegas is filled thousands and thousands of hotel rooms, the Hounds have heard many stories of people having sex in strange places other than the obvious place, the hotel room. Our philosophy is that there are many people who fantasize about having sex in strange places. The 2 main reasons for having sex in strange places are:

  1. To some people, the excitement escalates because of the chance of getting caught.

  2. Some people are so damn hot and horny to have sex that they want it NOW. Have you ever heard the term 'get it while it is hot'?

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a guy who enjoys having sex whenever he can. He came to see the Hounds to tell us about his last sexual exploit. He was just beaming. It seems that he went with his girlfriend to a store to try on some clothes. While his girlfriend was trying on a bathing suit, he decided that she may need some help. So he joined her in the fitting room. They got hot and horny and ended-up having sex. He said it was great. So we gave him our best "Oh No" look. When he noticed our expression, he stopped talking and said "what is the problem?" We said "Did you know that there are hidden cameras in those dressing rooms." After he stopped screaming, the color came back to his face. It took everything we had to keep from howling. We will never tell him the truth. Was it jealousy?

  The moral of the story is that dressing rooms are a great place for sex.

  Doggy Treat: In this age of the hidden security camera, you must be aware that you may be watched. So be sure to give them an exciting show.

  There are 10 reasons why you would have Sex in Strange Places:

  Sex in strange places with a strange person brings thrills and excitement.

  The excitement of maybe getting caught.

  You do not want your prey to know where you are staying, or vice versa.

  You are using a different identity and don't want it blown. We mean the identity?

  You and your prey are hot for sex and do not want to cool off by going all the way to the hotel room.

  You do not want to leave for a room in case you meet someone you know.

  Your travel mates maybe at the hotel room. You do not want to share your finger licking buffet?

  Your room is on one side of the strip and you are at the other side. You want sex now!

  You do not want your prey to change their mind or sober up.

  The person you are with while drunk is usually not the person you want to be with while sober.

  Here are 10 strange places we have heard that people have had sex, this is definitely not complete:

  Dressing , and changing room

  Restroom

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sp; Coat room

  Vending room

  Exercise room

  Pool, hot tub, and spa

  Taxi, bus, and tram

  Trains, planes, and automobiles

  Elevator, and stairs

  Bushes (Most popular is those next to parking lots). Hounds like bushes?

  StoryTime: The Hounds heard of a guy who went on an outing in a large park with his significant other. He was taking pictures of her and the surrounding scenery. There were several people in the park enjoying the nice afternoon weather. She climbed on a large rock and asked him to join her, which was more of an order than a request. They stood together on top of the rock. He had to admit, the view was great, especially when he spotted a couple having sex on a blanket about 100 feet below them. Naturally he focused his camera with a telephoto lens on the couple. She stopped him just before he took the picture, because she felt that it would be wrong. He was not happy and he told her that he just wanted proof. This did not sway her command.

  The moral of the story is that some people like to entertain the voyeurs.

  Doggy Treat: If you are engaging in sex where you could easily be seen by others, be discreet and hope that you are not with a screamer.

 

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