Chapter 9 may be the last chapter but it is actually where we start going beyond the book with our "on-the-job-training (OJT)". We are talking about the Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) parties where luck is not just a 4 letter word. You do want to continue your OJT fantasy fulfillment education? We are not only the authors but we are also your party host. So join the party and start living out your fantasies with real likeminded people. This is where you put the teachings from our book into practice. Does that sound like fun or what? So get ready for On-the-Job Training and join us at our next HHH event. After reading our book, you should be ready to start fishing at our HHH lake where you can dangle your worm. We have already showed you how to fish, now it is time to quit dreaming and start living the fantasy.
Beyond the Book
Since you have practiced our techniques revealed throughout our good book in Vegas, we now want you to take these techniques beyond the book to our Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) parties with real likeminded people, not just necessarily in Vegas.
In this chapter, the Hounds go beyond our book, we want to rejuvenate the 60s "free love" hippie movement and bring back the Spirit of Woodstock. The Hounds parties are not just another movement; we feel that this is the start of "The Movement". We want to channel this spirit into our Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) revival/parties. Once again, quit dreaming and start fulfilling your fantasies by putting the fire back into your burning desire to make love with help from our books, and go beyond our books through our HHH revivals/parties.
Close Encounters of the Hippie Hound Kind
Hounds Quest and Journey
On a late Sunday night after a wild weekend of bar hopping and poodle plunging, the Hounds needed to relax and recuperate. Teach brought some of his southern moonshine and Leach brought some of his Cuban cigars, they started channel surfing on their super deluxe big, big satellite TV.
First they watched the news, all about anger, conflict and wars, this was bad. Then they came across a documentary on the 1969 Woodstock festival, this was good, very good! Teach prepared some moonshine drinks to celebrate this good show. Of course, it does not take much to get the Hounds in a celebrating mood. Teach used his favorite quart jars made for this liquor from the gods. He treats his moonshine like fine wine; he allows it to breathe in the fruit jars for a few seconds. Then give it the old sniff test before serving. This ritual never fails to impress Leach.
While Teach was preparing the liquor, Leach was unwrapping a couple of Cubans. We are talking about cigars. Nothing tastes better than a little moonshine as we suck on a Cuban. As you see, we prefer sucking then smoking. We are still talking about cigars. As we were enjoying the fruits of our bounty, we realized that it must have been faith that we surfed to this channel, this had to be a sign from above!
When we looked at each other, and instantly knew we had a new quest; to rejuvenate this spirit of Woodstock. It was a challenge that only the Hounds could conquer. We knew that this had to be the work of God, love, moonshine and cigars to inspire us to take this quest. We are not only the Hounds of Fantasy Fulfillment, but now, we also became known as the Hippie Hounds of a new free love revival called The Movement. Let's start making some humping love and stop all that fighting! The Hounds feel that fighting takes too much energy that could be better used in love making. Don't you agree?
The Dream
The Hounds had a dream, to help us in our quest, that the world was too busy making love that they forgot how to make war. The Hounds believe that making love is always better than making war. One way could produce babies and the other could kill them. Which would you prefer? It seems that we all have a little hippie spirit in us.
The Hounds felt that the ultimate "free love" party exploded with the 1969 Woodstock festival. So the Hounds wanted to resurrect this revival by using "The Movement" as the cornerstone of our Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) parties. These parties are our celebration of the 60s Woodstock generation. So let the Hounds give you the freedom to open your minds, freedom to express your desires, and freedom to fulfill your fantasies.
Celebrate
These parties are also our celebration of the fantasy fulfillments in our books. We would imagine that many of your fantasy fulfillments lie in the free love arena.
The Hounds started The Movement to oppose and overcome many of the conventional standards and customs set by society. Do you want to remove those societal shackles? The Hounds seek a different and unconventional lifestyle, well, at least on a temporary basis at our HHH parties.
Our parties are for our flock of fantasy fulfillment followers who desire to live out their fantasies. They can be at any of the exotic places that we will write about in our series of books, such as Las Vegas. But remember, you can rent the Hounds; we gladly consider all invitations to host our parties at your exotic location, such as Omaha, Cleveland, Buffalo, etc. You do want to invite and party with the Hounds, don't you?
Pearly Gates
The Hounds had an inspirational vision of our HHH revival parties. We will lead our flock of poor souls from darkness into the light, known as 'Flocking Power', to our revivals. They will enter through our pearly gates where they will shed the societal shackles and enjoy 'The Power of the Bone', known as 'Bone Power'. This is the ultimate game of "give and receive" of the bone of ecstasy.
Party Time
The Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) revival parties are a 60s theme adult celebration where you dress in hippie attire and enter through our pearly gates. These parties are based on the hippie philosophies such as: flower power, self expression, and free love.
At these parties, you will meet the Hounds and celebrities from the 60s era. You may even meet our intergalactic alien friends. You will enjoy fun and games with likeminded fun loving people. Our games are designed to enhance verbal and physical communication. These stimulating activities could lead to fulfilling your adult fantasies. These parties are designed to give our flock the freedom to open their minds, the freedom to express their desires, and the freedom to fulfill their fantasies.
Do you think that the government can handle all these freedoms?
The Hounds' goal is to enhance your life through our philosophies in our books and go beyond our books with likeminded people at our events. You can always spot a Hounds Hippie Hoopla member of "The Movement" because they will be the ones with our book and a big smile.
The Hounds invite you to attend our famous Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) revival parties where the spirit of Woodstock never ended, but it is only a beginning of a revival that will take over the world. Of course, we did not invent the hippie movement and philosophies. DUH!! We just want to rejuvenate its spirit through our parties.
As we stated, this is the last chapter. We certainly hope that you enjoyed following the Hounds trail in hunting for fantasy fulfillment. Since we wrote this book so brilliantly and humorously, we are damn sure that you did enjoy it.
The Hounds are always hunting for new fantasy fulfillment adventures, if you have any ideas or comments please contact the Hounds, and our next adventure could include you.
For more information about our books and our HHH revival parties, please go to our website www.2hippiehounds.com.
Appendix A
Fountain of Youth
These days many people spend thousands of dollars for crèmes, pills, and many other expensive/artificial products to make them look younger. The Hounds have a better and cheaper alternative.
The Hounds proclaim that having a healthy sex life is the real fountain of youth. It brings happiness, health, and longevity. Most important, it is in abundance, natural, and sometimes free. Plus you don't even need a prescription.
The Hounds have a history lesson for you. Hundreds of years ago Juan Ponce de León went to Florida searching for the fountain of youth. The Hounds believe that instead he should have gone to the beaches searching for sexy ladies. This is our interpretation of what happened as Juan was leading his men through the swamps looking for the fountain of youth.
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Juan met this dying old man who gave him 2 hound dogs just before Juan started his search for the fountain of youth. It was weird that this old man was smiling as he told him that these hound dogs will lead him to the fountain of youth. The old man winked at Juan and just died with a smile on his face.
After several days of walking through the swamps looking for the fountain of youth, Juan said "Hey, what are we doing going through these swamps. It has all kind of nasty things like poison snakes, alligators, and lots of mosquitoes.”
Juan finally decided to let the hounds have their turn in locating the fountain. He was willing to share this discovery with a couple of hound dogs. Juan said "Hey Petro, turn loose of the hounds." After hours of trying to keep up with the hounds, they emerged out of the swamps. Juan said "Look Petro, they are heading for those bitchies on the beachies. At least they have led us out of those nasty swamps but where is the fountain of youth. I do not know Petro but those bitchies will make Juan very happy."
We would assume that Juan was heading for the beach at a dead run to get cleaned up for those bitchies on the beachies. He just did not know that he had actually found the real fountain of youth thanks to the hounds. Several generations later Petro's great grandson found some oil off the beachies close to where Juan and Petro found those bitchies.
The End
For hundreds of years, people have been searching and spending billions of dollars to find that fountain of youth. What they do not know, it has always been within them.
In the olden days, the "Snake Oil Peddlers" rolled into town with promises of youth and beauty. Today the modern "Snake Oil Peddlers" advertise on TV, Internet, etc. In the future, the "Snake Oil Peddlers" will still promise youth and beauty through their intergalactic media. Who is benefiting? Only the "Snake Oil Peddlers".
Once again, through our years of experience and observations, the Hounds proclaim that we have found the real fountain of youth. . .a happy, healthy, sex life.
The Hounds believe God meant for us to enjoy sex, God built us to have sex, just look at the difference in the plumbing between men and women. It is even a religious experience. "Holy God!", "On my God!", "Thank you Jesus!" are common expressions during sex.
The Hounds also believe that if you don't use it, you are going to eventually lose it. This is something that you definitely do not want to lose. In fact, we declare there are many, many, many benefits to having a happy healthy sex life. Here are just a few:
Reduce Stress - The Hounds pass out after sex.
Boost Immune System - The Hounds rarely get sick.
Burns Calories - The Hounds sweat as much from sex as from the gym.
Improves the Heart - Our heart beat as if we ran the marathon. In a sense, we have.
Enhance Happiness - Romping in the sack makes us happy.
Improves Intimacy - Cannot get more intimate then sex.
Reduces Physical Pain - Hounds feel no pain when having a roll in the hay.
Cure Headaches (part 1) - We got the cure for headaches without medication.
Cure Headaches (part 2) - Hounds never heard the words "Not tonight you furry beast, I got a headache.”
Body Cleanser - Sex increases our blood flow which oxidizes organs and eliminates "the bad stuff"
Sleep Better - The Hounds pass out with a smile.
Wakeup Energized - Hounds wake up for more, energized like a fully charged bunny.
Antidepressant - The Hounds don't know anyone who complained about being depressed during sex.
Healthy Skin - The Hounds don't need surgery or expensive crème to make our skin look good, just sex.
Inspirational - We were inspired to write this book and you will be inspired after reading this book...
Happiness - Get real. Have you ever met anyone who wasn't happy after romping in the sack?
Improve smell - The Hounds got a keen sense of smell that we contribute to sex.
Slimmer Physique - Heck with working-out at the gym.
Healthy Teeth - The Hounds always brush our teeth before and after sex.
Nice Clothes - We like to look good when we are on the hunt for a humping partner.
Better Hygiene - We hope that this goes without saying. A stinky person would have a hard time getting laid.
Live Longer - The Hounds look, feel, and hump like they are 20 years younger.
More energy - After awakening from a romp in the hay, the Hounds are eager to go again.
Lower Blood Pressure - Don't call 911 because of our low blood pressure, it is the results of horizontal aerobics.
Beauty Treatment - What can we say, we look good. Nice shiny hair (the hairs that we have) and clean healthy skin.
Sex is Fun - The Hounds enjoy having sex, it's fun. Don't you agree?
Etc., etc., etc, and etc.
The Hounds have many more examples of the benefits for having sex, but we guess by now that you get the point. Besides, it is now time for our next sex break.
Hounds Unique Glossary
Throughout our book readers will notice certain unusual terms and words. They are all part of the Hounds unique lingo. Please refer to the glossary for a brief explanation of these terms and words. This way our readers will not be confused by the Hounds interpretation and butchering of the English language.
There are also certain unique terms and words that appear in our glossary but you cannot find them in our book. (This is a little game that we play to see if you are really reading our glossary.)
Afterplay™ - You start your sexual adventure with the foreplay, then the hump-play, and at last the afterplay. The afterplay stage is when you start relaxing, but after a few seconds you start re-thinking your lovemaking and then the reality of potential consequences kicks in. Since you are following the guidelines in our book, the afterplay is only the replay of your foreplay and the hump-play.
Amateur Harlot - These are your everyday people who are always looking to get lucky and we are not talking about the slots.
Amateur Tease - These are everyday people who enjoy turning on other people with a promise that they never intend to fulfill. The Hounds do not tease, we aim to please.
Bones - Refers to monies.
Barker - Beware of overly enthusiastic sales people.
Big Easy - People may think that we are talking about New Orleans. We are referring to people who are so big and so easy.
Bone Power - This is the ultimate game of "give and receive" of the bone of ecstasy.
Bulking Hounds - We ride them hard and we ride them hard.
Casino Casanova - These are the everyday people who fulfill their fantasies by dressing to the hilt and strutting around the casino thinking that they have an air of superiority.
Cat Category - Degrading category according to the Hounds.
Cheating - See Normal Cheating.
Clothes Facade - It is when you dress for the part that you want to play. You are judged by the way you dress. If you dress like a hooker, act like a hooker, to others you are a hooker.
Cultural Buffet - Hounds like to feast on a variety of delights from different cultures and we are not talking about food. We recommend the Asian buffet.
Dating Game - This is your typical American dating ritual. Where a man picks up a woman for a night on the town. The Hounds know that most of these men's primary objective is sex and so is the woman's. But her ulterior objective is getting as much trophies from him before giving up the prize. She does not want to look easy.
Departure Cleaning - This is where you convince your sex partner to help you clean the room so it will be ready for the next round.
Doggy Treat - You will find some Doggy Treats throughout the book which are the Hounds quick words of wisdom.
Doggy Trick - You have heard of prostitute pulling tricks, this is the doggy style.
Doghouse Discounts - If you don't get the discount, you may be thrown into the doghouse.
Dream Insomnia™ - There are people who seem to be sleepwalking dreaming th
eir life away without taking action. The Hounds do dream but they take action. Hint: This book is one of our actions. Duh!!!
Drinking Brave - The more you drink, the braver you become, in approaching your prey.
Eenh Eenh Eenh Eenh - The sounds of love making.
Erection Stuffers - Men who stuff their pants to enhance their package.
Fantasy Fulfillment - This is where you change your identity, escape to an exotic place, and temporarily experience your secret adult desires, whatever they may be.
Finger Licking Buffet - It is "finger licking good" foreplay before the main course.
Flocking Power - The power to bring together likeminded people.
Free Ticket 2-Step dance - Airline procedure in giving incentives to passengers willing to take a later flight
Free Willy - (a) If you are stuck inside someone pants, you would enjoy a breath of fresh air. (b)When the Hounds see an enticing poodle, they have the urge to free Willy.
Funny-fy- It - Add funny material to a situation.
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