Game of Seduction - Games played to seduce someone for temporary pleasure.
Grey Hounds - Elderly men who have kept up their good looks, and can still attract younger women. We bet you thought that we were talking about the bus.
Grey Poodle - Elderly women who have kept up their good looks, and can still attract young men.
Group Room - This is the hotel room that everyone in the travel group uses while keeping a pleasure room.
Home-Base - This is the hotel where you have a room on your fantasy fulfillment trip.
Horizontal Aerobics - The exercise that accompanies love making (see Hounds Aerobics).
Horny Gleam - If you are reading this definition, you must be in search of horny, which should put a gleam in your eyes. Now, go look in the mirror. Don't you see that horny gleam?
Hornymones - It is your hormones for horniness.
Hounds Aerobics - The Hounds consider having sex as a form of aerobics resulting in the same health benefit such as: burning calories, strengthening muscles, relieving stress, helping you sleep, etc. This is also known as horizontal aerobics.
Hounds Free Love Movement - See “The Movement”
Hounds Hippie Hoopla™ (HHH) - This is a 60s theme adult party celebration where you dress in hippie attire and enter the party through the pearly gates. This party is based on the hippie philosophies of "free love" from the 60s era.
Hounds Human Piece Symbol™ - This symbol stands for ‘The Spirit of Woodstock’ which was the apex of the hippie ‘free love’ movement.
Hounds know how - When looking for a good time, when planning a wild and crazy trip to an exotic location, when you want to fulfill your fantasies, always remember the Hounds know how. We wrote the book. Always remember, the Hounds could be encouraged to join your party.
Hound Shuffle - When the Hounds win big at the casino, we like to do a victory dance in front of our winning slot machine. Of course, everybody has their own definition of winning big, for the Hounds it has to be at least 99 cents. We are big spenders.
Howling Hounds - This is when the Hounds are partying and we do a lot of partying.
Hound Huddle - This is a meeting with the Hounds. Your fantasies of the howling Hounds could be fulfilled.
HoundsPass - This is an ice breaker pass to all the HHH parties, and other Hound events which will be listed on the Hounds website.
Hump-Play™ - which is another way of saying having sex.
Hunting “to be Caught” Philosophy - There are people who are constantly hunting for prey, with the hope that their prey will notice them. When noticed, the hunter will subtly acknowledge interest. The hunter then becomes a willing prey. The trap is set.
Identity transformation philosophy - This is where an everyday person would transform their identity into the fantasy identity they wish to live out during their trip to a location where they are not known. It could be a character or professional transformation.
Limp noodle syndrome - This is when a man cannot get "it" up.
Language of Motion - By the way you move your body as you walk. This may entice others with your erotic proposition.
Love lease - During your fantasy fulfillment, always remember to lease it; don't buy it. There are always legal ramifications, if purchased. If you arrive single, you should leave single.
Mental Masterpiece - When you are at the bar and it is getting later, they all start looking better. So for all of you ugly people, be sure to go to the bars late, and you will start to look better and you may get lucky.
Microsex™ - This is the beginning of foreplay. It is the subtle words and body language that is letting you know that it is time to heat up the foreplay.
Miserable Mutts Philosophy - Those people who are good at hiding their true desire and feelings by having an outer-shell of a saint, and the inner-shell of a horny dog. For example, a man could be a saint when he is with his significant other, but in his mind he is thinking about what he could do if only he had the freedom without being caught.
Mongrel Hypocrite Philosophy - They pretend to have the beliefs that they do not possess.
Monosex™ - Monosex is when you have sex with oneself. We won't explain. Duh!!!!
No action=No reaction=Fantasy un-fulfillment - You can fantasize about getting lucky, but without taking action all you are going to have is that fantasy. By taking action, you will get a reaction which could be positive or negative. The question is whether it is worth it.,, OF COURSE!
Normal Cheating - A continuous affair with someone other than you significant other, that you have to constantly cover up in order not to destroy your primary relationship.
Online Candy Store - This is when someone goes to a online dating site with a list of what they want for that perfect person of their dreams. For example, that person should be tall, green eyes to match their sofa, have plenty of money, and in a profession to make their friends envious of them. What does love have to do with it?
Online Fly Paper - If you want to entertain yourself, go to an online dating site and read some profiles. If these people actually do all the things that they list in their profile, it would take a lifetime to accomplish. Do they really do all these things? This is what we call the fly paper approach profile. You throw everything that you feel will catch your prey into that profile, and then step back and see what sticks.
Peanut Butter Fantasy - Test your friends on their fetish fantasies. Those who know and possibly enjoy the peanut butter fantasy, just remind them that the Hounds are canines.
Pleasure Room - This is the room where you take your prey for some adult fantasy fulfillment which could include Hound aerobics.
Poke and Choke - This is a term used for buffets and this time we are talking about food, but maybe not.
Pointers - When you are traveling, you need to know which local experts will point you in the right direction. Beware, some pointers have ulterior motives.
Poodles - A woman who dresses to the hilt. She strolls around letting it be known that she is on the hunt. Even if she is with her significant other, it does not necessarily mean that she is unobtainable. She is probably planning on straying.
Prey - A potential participate in someone's fantasy fulfillment.
Puss and Boots - Girl wearing boots. Duh!!
Recreate Fantasy Philosophy - This is when anyone can enter into someone else's life and possibly have their fantasy include them.
RexRay™ - Sexually scanning for exotic pleasures.
Room Identity - Your room identity has to be able to give off a message to your prey that matches your chosen Identity.
Part 1 - Arrange your room to disguise your true identity.
Part 2 - Arrange your room to emphasize your chosen identity.
Sexual Supremacy Enhancements - This is where you artificially enhance your body and/or its appearance to deceive others of your sexual supremacy.
Slap Down Syndrome - If you feel that you do not have the perfect body and a face to go with it, you may not always get the person that you are seeking.
Slot Robots - These are the people who are mindlessly going through the routine of feeding money into a slot machine without showing emotion if they win or lose. Unlike the Hounds, who would do the Hound shuffle when they win 99 cents.
Societal Quagmire - It is the mindless routine set by society that gives no real pleasure.
Societal Shackles - People are bound by the restraints set by society.
Spark and Kindling Pickup philosophy - This time honored strategy begins with that initial sexual chemistry (spark) between the hunter and the prey. The kindling is when you add fuel to the initial spark. If done correctly, this approach usually results in bagging the prey.
StoryTime - We are referring to stories that we lived out or encountered through our research. Each story has a 'moral of the Story' segment in italics. Based on a true story, the Hounds reserve the right to embellish because we wrote the book.
Tailcock waiter - This is a male cocktail waiter.
The Movement - The Hounds want to start a "free love" movement which opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society.
Technosex - This is where a person would kick-start their sexual stimulation using technology without the need or the assistance of another person.
Telesex - This is when you are sending out signals that you are "Hunting to be caught".
Tingler - Stimulating sensual toys for adult pleasure. How about toys with the image of the Hounds to enhance your enjoyment?
Trophies - All the free 'things' one gets while someone else is trying to seduce them.
Visual Sexual Enhancement - Creating your appearance to enhance your sexuality. What they see is what they get. Maybe?
Z End - We will Zee you real Zoon.
About Teach & Leach
Teach and Leach are the pen names we use as the authors of this Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook Series. You see, we practice what we preach. Being known by our pen names, provides discretion from our significant others. It also provides us with ambiguity and tranquility from our overzealous fans.
We are Certified Real People (CRP) and perceived as modern day Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson with the adage 'On the outside looking in'. We are real people watchers.
Throughout our travels, we have also become known as the Hounds of Fantasy Fulfillment because of our quest to help everyday people fulfill their fantasies.
As a CRP, we are writing this book from the everyday average person's point of view. We do not have a PhD which may be great for some books but not this book. It seems to us that most PhDs are hum drum boring people who spend most of their time trying to justify their degree by throwing out big words. The Hounds do not know any big words, so this ain't no problem.
We have a unique writing style. We envision ourselves in a relaxed atmosphere surrounded by our flock of fans as we are giving our personal presentation of our experiences, observations, and investigations that we have discovered throughout our travels as the Hounds of fantasy fulfillment.
We enjoy traveling to exciting, exotic places to experience, research and observe everyday people fulfilling their adult fantasies. What we learn from our travels is incorporated in our series of light hearted humorous guidebooks. We developed these guidebooks with everything needed to help you escape to an exotic location, transform your identity, live out your secret fantasies, while keeping immunity from others, and having a lifetime of very special memories.
Beyond the book
We also want our readers to practice what we preach with real likeminded people not only in Las Vegas. So, we have developed and are also the host of our Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH) parties. We not only teach you how to fish but we also provide the lake for you to dangle your worm.
About the Artist
Lexi Jones, from Denver Colorado, is the official artist for the Fantasy Fulfillment projects. She was personally chosen by Teach and Leach from among several aspiring talented young artists. She impressed the Hounds not only with her artistic talents but also with her positive can-do attitude.
Lexi stated, “I’ve always had a passion for cartoons, traveling, and having a good time! I hope you enjoy the journey!”
About the Cover Designer
Capri Brock of Designs By Capri incorporated Lexi’s cartoons into the book cover and designed the back cover for the Hounds. Incorporating tie-die and colors to bring the sixties back to life for the readers. She works in the Denver area and her book covers have won several awards, and been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize for fiction. To see her portfolio, visit Designs by Capri.
About the Publisher
Books To Believe In is a mid-range press located in Parker Colorado and it prides itself on publishing books that make the world a better place. Founded in 2001, Books To Believe In has published over 200 books from the spiritual to the humorous.
The Hounds’ addition of their book to this product line adds a unique flair.
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Table of Contents
Our Inspiration
Introduction
Chapter 1 – Historical Sexual Evolution
Chapter 2 – Water to Gold
Chapter 3 – Strap on Your Tool Belt
Chapter 4 – Viva Viva Vegas
Chapter 5 – Starting the Hunt
Chapter 6 – Sinning in Sin City
Chapter 7 – Recipes for Fantasy Fulfillment
Chapter 8 – Memories Forever
Chapter 9 – Hounds Hippie Hoopla Part
Appendix A – Fountain of Youth
Hounds Unique Glossary
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