Once Upon A Dream
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Vicar had become so weary of the feud between Mortimer Cotton and Hattie Hennessey that he’d taken to preaching successive sermons on the Good Samaritan.
Cotton’s backside graced the church pews regularly. His coin was less frequently seen in the poor box.
“You think I arranged this, Sir Jack?”
Well, no, Jack thought no such thing, but needs must when the magistrate was at his wit’s end. “Such a scheme has your stamp, Cotton, your sense of practicality and dispatch. But if we remain here much longer, congratulating you on your Christian virtues, Hattie will get out her pitchfork and chase that ram from the premises.”
“She’ll not abuse my Charles when he’s spent from his labors. I’ll not have it. Charles can’t know which ewe belongs to which farm.”
To Charles, every ewe belonged to him alone, for the span of a few minutes. Jack had known many an officer in His Majesty’s army who’d taken a similar view of amatory pursuits.
“I can probably talk Hattie into allowing Charles to recover here for a day or two,” Jack said, “until you can retrieve him. I wouldn’t want anybody to say that such a fine animal was overtaxed by such a small herd.” And in those two days, Charles would finish the job he’d started—likely finish it several times over.
“My Charlie, overtaxed?”
“We’re agreed then. If I can talk Hattie around, Charles will rest from his labors, say until Thursday, at which point, I’ll get him home to you. If you leave now in a fit of indignation, Hattie will be none the wiser regarding your generosity.”
Cotton peered at Jack as if the word generosity was among the French phrases tossed about the Quality at fancy dress balls. To Mortimer Cotton, generosity was likely another word for foolishness, but he had as much pride as the next man. Jack could almost hear Cotton quoting Vicar’s pious admonitions at the next darts tournament.
“You’ve found me out, Sir Jack,” Cotton said, kicking at the dirt. “You’ll not breathe a word to anybody? Hattie Hennessey is prouder than any Christian ought to be.”
Oh, right. “You may rely on my discretion, Cotton. The plight of poor widows should concern more people in this shire, and I commend you for taking note of that.”
“My sentiments exactly. I’ll be on my way now, and trust to your, erm, discretion.” Cotton bowed smartly and marched off across the barnyard, sparing Hattie the barest tip of his hat.
Hattie watched him go, her faded blue gaze considering. “It’s well you sent that bag of wind from my property, Sir Jack, but he forgot to take his rutting tup with him.”
“Rutting is what tups do, Hattie.” What Jack hadn’t done for far too long, come to that.
One of the ewes wandered over to sniff at Charles’s recumbent form. Charles rallied enough to touch noses with his caller, then lay back in the straw with a great, masculine sigh. The ewe curled down next to him and began chewing her cud.
“Eloise,” Hattie said, shaking a finger at the ewe, “you are a strumpet. Come spring, I’ll expect twins from you, my girl.”
Charles was known for siring twins and even the occasional batch of triplets.
“Hattie, I must impose on your good nature,” Jack said, “for my dog cart won’t be available to transport Charles home until Thursday. I went so far as to assure Cotton you’d not charge him board for the ram, nor bring a complaint for failure to properly contain his stock.”
Hattie twitched another piece of straw from Jack’s sleeve. “Getting airs above your station, Sir Jack, speaking on my behalf to that buffoon.”
Jack was heir to a bachelor earl. His station was well above settling barnyard squabbles, but he’d rather have this discussion here than endure successive visits from Cotton and Hattie at Teak House.
“Cotton cannot have it bruited about that his stock is getting loose, Hattie. Show a little pity for a man who likely knows no peace before his own hearth.”
Hattie’s snort startled the resting ram. “That Perpetua Cotton has a lot of nerve, whining about this, sniffing about that, flouncing hither and yon with a new bonnet every week. Mortimer Cotton needs to take that woman in hand.”
How exactly did a prudent man take in hand a grown woman with a wealth of thoroughly articulated opinions and ten children to keep clothed and fed?
“Mortimer Cotton is clearly a man overwhelmed,” Jack said, holding a gloved hand out to a curious ewe. “Show him a bit of charity. Let the ram bide among your ewes until I can take him home later in the week.”
The ewe sniffed delicately, then went about her business. Animals were, in so many ways, better behaved than people.
“Go on wi’ ye,” Hattie snapped, waving her hand at the ewe. The ewe trotted off a few steps, then took the place on Charles’s other side. Sheep were naturally protective of one another, unlike people, apparently.
“I’d take it as a personal favor if you’d allow Charles to stay for a few days, Hattie.”
Everything in Jack longed to grab a pitchfork and fill up the hayrick, then top up the water trough, and pound a nail through the loose board somebody had tied up to the fence post abutting the gate. Hattie would never allow him to set foot on the property again if he presumed to that extent.
“The ram can bide here,” Hattie said, marching off toward the gate. “Until Thursday morning, no later.”
“My thanks,” Jack murmured, following. He opened the gate for her, and the creaking hinge woke his horse up. That fine fellow had been dozing at the hitching post outside Hattie’s tiny cottage.
“You’ll stay for a cup o’ tea,” Hattie announced. “Least I can do when you came straight away to deal with that plague against the commonweal.”
Did Hattie refer to Mortimer or Charles?
“Perhaps another time, Hattie. I’m expected at Candlewick and have tarried too long as it is. Shall I bring over some hay for Mortimer’s ram?”
Hattie stopped short, fists on hips, the same pose Cotton had adopted. “I’ll not be taking charity, Sir Jack, if it’s all the same to you. Mortimer Cotton has been farming this shire, boy and man, and if he doesn’t realize his ram will eat my hay, then don’t you be telling him. I’ll have a crop of lambs, thanks to Mortimer’s incompetence, though they’ll likely be contrary and puny.”
“I meant no insult,” Jack said, taking up his gelding’s girth. “I do apologize.” He mentally apologized as well for declining her proffered cup of tea. Hattie was doubtless lonely, but Jack had already hit his limit of gratuitous socializing, and his day wasn’t over.
“Apology accepted, this time,” Hattie retorted, stroking a hand over the horse’s nose. “If you see my little Maddie at Candlewick, tell her to pay a call on her old auntie, you hear?”
On Jack’s most daring day, he’d hesitate to issue an order to Madeline Hennessey, who had not been little for many a year.
“I’ll tell Miss Hennessey that you miss her.”
He swung up on his horse and trotted out of the stable yard, while Charles, apparently recovered, climbed aboard the wayward Eloise and did what rams did best. Jack envied the sheep both his calling and the apparently boundless enthusiasm with which he so diligently pursued it.
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