‘Well, she does not!’ said Kitty. ‘Poor Dolph is so foolish that you may depend upon it that it is she who still holds his purse-strings! That is what Uncle Matthew says, at all events; and also that there is nothing amiss but what a little management and economy might well set to rights. Though I am bound to own,’ she added conscientiously, ‘that that is just what Uncle Matthew would say!’
Meg laughed, but said: ‘It may be so, yet still I don’t see why she should think it worth while to encourage Dolph to take you driving!’
‘“Encourage!” Poor Dolph! She compelled him!’ exclaimed Kitty, unable to suppress a giggle.
‘Well, I know she did, but I was never more surprised in my life than when I heard you say you would go with him! Why, Kitty?’
‘Oh, Freddy assures me he won’t overturn this phaeton of his!’ said Kitty blithely. ‘I could not refuse, when I knew that odious woman would be so cross to him if I did! Besides, I mean to discover why she made him invite me! What should I wear, Meg, to go out driving in a phaeton?’
‘To go out driving with Dolph, anything!’
‘No, don’t be provoking! Do, pray, tell me!’
‘I will rather tell my poor brother how he is betrayed! The hair-brown pelisse, you goose, and the hat with the gold feathers!’
Lord Dolphinton arrived punctually in Berkeley Square, but Kitty’s hopes of inducing him to explain his mother’s odd conduct seemed likely to be blighted by the presence of a wooden-faced groom, who stood perched up behind them, well able to hear every word that was spoken. Indeed, when she ventured to suggest to Dolphinton that he was out of spirits, he shot a scared look at her, and followed this up by a series of grimaces which she correctly interpreted to be intended to convey a warning. She at once began to talk of trivialities, taking a great interest in everything about her, and trying to hit upon some means of detaching him from his guardian angel. It was a bright day, and a week of such spring-like weather had caused many buds to open. A glimpse of a path leading between flower-beds provided Kitty with the excuse she needed. She cried out in delight, and said: ‘Primroses! Oh, how pretty! How much I should like to explore that path!’
The hint failed. Lord Dolphinton shook his head. ‘Not a carriage-way,’ he said.
‘No, but do, pray, stop for a minute, Dolph! Would you object to it if I were to run back, just to walk a very little way down the path?’
‘No,’ said his lordship, drawing his pair to a standstill. ‘Can’t see why you want to look at primroses, but I don’t object. I won’t keep the bays standing more than ten minutes, though. Not disobliging, but won’t do that. Bad for them.’
The groom, who had jumped down from the phaeton, and stood waiting to assist Miss Charing to alight, gave a discreet cough, and said, touching his cockaded hat: ‘I could walk the horses, my lord, if you should wish to accompany Miss.’
‘Oh, yes!’ instantly said Kitty. ‘Pray allow him to do so, Dolph! I would dearly love to walk for a little while in this beautiful park!’
Dolphinton appeared to be much struck by this suggestion. He said, with the first sign of animation he had shown that day: ‘That’s what I’ll do! That’s a good notion. You think it’s a good notion, don’t you, Kitty? Females don’t walk alone in London. Finglass shall walk the horses, and I’ll go with you.’
A fair-minded girl, Miss Charing realized that Lady Dolphinton was not altogether to be blamed for treating her only child with impatience. She curbed her own impatience, however, and waited until Dolphinton should have finished issuing his painstaking, and somewhat repetitive, instructions to his groom. But exasperation nearly got the better of her when his lordship said, as they walked away together: ‘I’ll tell you why I said it was a good notion. I don’t want to look at primroses. Don’t want to look at anything. Want to say something Finglass can’t hear.’
‘Well, of course!’ Kitty said. ‘That is why I said I should like to walk down this path!’
‘You want to say something he can’t hear?’ asked his lordship, surprised. ‘Well, of all things! It’s a—it’s a—well, I forget the word, but there is one. Both of us wanting the same thing.’
‘Yes, Dolph, but never mind that!’ said Kitty, taking his arm, and pressing it in a motherly fashion. ‘Tell me what it was you wished to say to me!’
‘Wanted to say mustn’t say anything with Finglass up behind. Tells my mother,’ explained his lordship.
Once again Miss Charing was obliged to exert considerable self-control. ‘Dolph, does that creature spy on you?’ she demanded.
‘Tells my mother where I’ve been. Tells her what I do.’
‘Why don’t you turn him off?’ she said hotly.
‘She wouldn’t let me.’
She gave his arm a little shake. ‘She could not stop you! You are a man, Dolph, not a schoolboy!’
‘Yes,’ he agreed. ‘But she could.’
‘Oh, I wish you were not so much afraid of your Mama!’ sighed Kitty.
He paused to look down into her face, his own greatly astonished. ‘You do? It’s that thing again. Thing I’ve forgotten. Because I do, too.’
She perceived that it would be fruitless to pursue this subject. She said instead: ‘Why did your mother urge you to bring me for this drive?’
A deep sigh shook him. ‘Wants you to marry me,’ he replied. ‘Says I did the thing badly.’
‘But this is nonsensical!’ she pointed out. ‘How can she think of such a thing when she knows I am engaged to Freddy?’
‘Says you aren’t. Says she suspected a bubble all along. Says she knew you wasn’t when she saw you last night. Says she ain’t to be deceived.’ He sighed again. ‘True!’ he said, in a depressed tone.
Miss Charing’s arm had stiffened. She said carefully: ‘She is quite out this time, however. Of course I am engaged to Freddy! Why should she suppose it is a bubble?’
Dolphinton wrinkled his brow in an effort of memory. ‘Something to do with Jack,’ he produced. ‘It don’t make sense, which is why I can’t remember it. I remember things very well in general, but not when I don’t understand them.’
‘Well, it is a very good thing that you don’t remember foolish things!’ said Kitty warmly. ‘You may tell your Mama that she very much mistakes the matter! No, I suppose you would not dare to do so: I shall contrive a way of telling her myself.’
He gripped her arm in great agitation. ‘No, no! You won’t tell Mama I told you what she said!’
He was so much alarmed that her anger died. She said soothingly: ‘No, I promise you I will not, Dolph. I would never betray you: you know I would not! I wish very much that I could help you.’
His grip shifted from her wrist to her hand, which he pressed gratefully. ‘I like you, Kitty!’ he uttered. ‘I like you better than Freddy. Better than Hugh. Better than—’
‘Yes, yes!’ she interrupted hastily. ‘Better than any of them!’
They walked slowly on, Kitty lost in thought, Dolphinton content to remain silent. Suddenly Kitty spoke. ‘Dolph, I have been thinking, and it has occurred to me all at once—You don’t wish to be married to me, do you?’ He shook his head. ‘Why don’t you?’ she demanded straitly.
He swallowed once or twice. ‘Not—not good at explaining!’ he said.
She paid no heed to this. ‘You like me, and you always do what your Mama bids you, and I must say it does seem to me as though you would be very glad to be married, if only to escape from your Mama. Dolph, can it be—are you—Dolph, do you wish to marry someone else?’
He turned quite pale, and almost dragged her round. ‘Go back to the carriage!’ he said. ‘Keeping the horses standing!’
‘No, that horrid groom is taking care of them for you. Tell me, Dolph! I won’t tell your Mama! I won’t tell anyone—upon my honour, I will not! It is some lady whom she does not like?’
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�Never met her,’ he muttered. ‘Wouldn’t like her.’
‘Come and sit beside me on that seat!’ she coaxed.
‘Take a chill! Better go back!’
‘We will directly. It is so warm that I am sure it can do us no harm to sit for a few minutes in the sun. There! You see how pleasant it is! Pray don’t be afraid to confide in me! I would like so much to be able to help you. What is her name?’
‘Hannah.’
‘Hannah! Well—well, that is a very pretty name, I am sure! And her other name?’
‘Plymstock. That’s her brother’s name,’ said his lordship, making the matter plain. ‘Lives with him. Lives with his wife, too. Mrs Plymstock. Don’t like her. Don’t like Plymstock either.’ He reflected for a moment. ‘Or the children,’ he said.
‘Why don’t you like Mr Plymstock?’ asked Kitty, rather taken aback.
‘He’s a Cit,’ replied his lordship simply.
‘Oh, dear! But perhaps he is perfectly respectable!’
‘No, he ain’t. He’s a Revolutionary.’
‘Good heavens!’
He nodded. ‘Doesn’t like me. Doesn’t want me to marry Hannah. She says he don’t like Earls. Shows you, doesn’t it?’
She thought that it certainly threw a little light, but she refrained from saying so. ‘Tell me about Miss Plymstock!’ she begged. ‘Is she pretty?’
‘Yes,’ said his lordship. ‘Got the kind of face I like. Thought so the first time I saw her.’
‘When was that, Dolph?’
‘Cheltenham, last year. Mama took the cure. Thought I was hacking about the country. Wasn’t. Hoaxed her.’
‘A very excellent thing to have done!’ approved Kitty. ‘I think you were very clever to have thought of it!’
‘Hannah thought of it. I ain’t clever: she is. But she don’t bother me. Like to marry her,’ he said wistfully.
It appeared to Miss Charing that there would be little likelihood of his being permitted to do so. Only one circumstance could render such a match tolerable in Lady Dolphinton’s eyes. She put a tentative question, and received in answer one of his melancholy headshakes.
‘No. No fortune,’ he said.
‘Oh, dear!’ she said, thinking that it all seemed rather hopeless.
‘I don’t want a fortune. I want horses. Like to go and live at Dolphinton and breed horses.’
‘To Ireland! Well, and so you should! Does Hannah say that too?’
‘Yes. She don’t want to live in London either.’
‘I wish I could meet her!’
He looked surprised, but pleased. ‘You do? Wish you could meet Hannah?’
‘Yes, but if she lives in Cheltenham—’
‘Don’t live in Cheltenham. Lives in Keppel Street. Not a good address. Mama wouldn’t like it. Full of Cits and lawyers. Don’t like it much myself. But I go there,’ said Dolphinton, in a burst of confidence. ‘Mama thinks I go to Boodle’s. That’s a hoax too.’
It seemed to Kitty that this particular hoax was one which could only lead to disaster. She almost shuddered to think of what Dolphinton’s fate would be if some chance discovered the deception to his parent. ‘Dolph, why should you not take me to visit Miss Plymstock?’ she asked. ‘I wish very much to help you, but first I do think I should see her, because—well, I think I should!’
‘Couldn’t. Finglass would tell Mama.’
‘And so he may, for I have thought of an excellent scheme! Now, listen carefully, Dolph! When we go back to the carriage, I shall ask you where is Keppel Street. I think perhaps you should say you don’t know—hoaxing Finglass, you see.’
‘I should like to do that,’ said his lordship, showing faint animation.
‘Of course you would! Then you will ask Finglass if he knows. And I shall say that I have a friend living there—what is the number of Miss Plymstock’s house, Dolph?’
‘Seventeen,’ he answered, watching her with rapt attention.
‘Good! I will remember. I shall ask if you would object to it if I paid her a visit.’
Lord Dolphinton, much stirred, had a flash of genius. ‘I’ll say I don’t object, and we’ll go there!’
‘Exactly so! Can you keep that in your head, do you think?’
He requested her to repeat it all, and when she had done so said that he could remember it very well. She did not feel hopeful, but it soon appeared that he had not been making an idle boast when he had told his cousins that he could remember things that were said to him two or three times. All passed precisely as had been planned, and it was not long before Miss Charing was seated in a drawing-room in Keppel Street, waiting for the man-servant to bring Miss Plymstock to her. While she waited, she took stock of her surroundings. The house was respectable; the room in which she sat was furnished with propriety, if not with elegance; and she could perceive no signs of vulgarity, such as would render an alliance with Miss Plymstock quite ineligible. Then the door opened, and Miss Plymstock stood before her.
Miss Charing suffered a severe shock, and as she put out her hand realized that Dolphinton must have formed a greater passion than she had supposed to be at all possible. Only a man in love could have described Miss Plymstock as pretty. She was a rather stout young woman of about his own age, with sandy hair and lashes, and a florid complexion. While there was nothing repulsive in her appearance, few persons would have gone so far as to have said that she was even passably good-looking. Upon Dolphinton’s performing the introduction, which he did as soon as he had been prodded by Kitty, she shook Kitty’s hand heartily, and said in a blunt but by no means ungenteel voice: ‘How do you do? I’m very happy to make your acquaintance, for I know of you from Foster here, and I can tell he likes you.’
She then kissed his lordship’s cheek, and patted him in a motherly way, told him to sit down and be comfortable, and turned again to Kitty. ‘He has told you about us, I don’t doubt, and I can see you’ve not come here to tell me our marriage would be unsuitable. Well, I’m sure there’s no need for anyone to do so, for I’m no fool, and I know it. But I mean to marry him, for all that, only how to bring it about is more than I can see.’
Dolphinton, who had been watching her with an expression of dog-like devotion, sighed heavily.
‘But his Mama cannot prevent the marriage, if he is set upon it!’ Kitty said. ‘Dolph, you are twenty-seven yeas old! Could you not be resolute?’
He looked frightened, and began to stammer. Miss Plymstock took his hand, and sat patting it. ‘Don’t be in a taking, Foster!’ she said kindly. ‘Your Mama shan’t know of it until I have you safe, and so I promise you.’
The servant came in just then with a tray, which he set on one of the tables. Miss Plymstock rose, and said: ‘Now, you shall have a glass of the Madeira wine you like, and sit drinking it by the fire, while I take Miss Charing to my bedchamber. Sister’s out, so no one will come in to disturb you, and if your Mama should ask you about your visit here you may say that Miss Charing and I went off together and left you alone, and she will be satisfied.’
Kitty, feeling that in her own way Miss Plymstock was quite as masterful as Lady Dolphinton, meekly went with her up two pairs of stairs to her bedroom at the back of the house.
‘You’ll excuse my bringing you here,’ stated Hannah, putting forward a chair for her. ‘I was wishful to talk to you, and I don’t care to speak out before Foster, because it makes him nervous, poor fellow!’
‘If only one could prevail upon him to be firm with that odious woman!’ Kitty exclaimed. ‘I own, I am a little afraid of her myself, but there is nothing she can do to him, after all!’
‘Yes, there is, Miss Charing, and she don’t scruple to hold it over his head. She and that precious doctor of hers! A pretty pair, and it would do me good, it would indeed! to tell them what I think of them! If he don’t do what she bids him, she threatens she’ll have hi
m under lock and key, and tell everyone he’s mad.’
‘Oh, no! She could not!’ Kitty cried, horrified. ‘He is not! Not mad!’
‘No, he’s not, but no one could deny he hasn’t all his wits,’ said Miss Plymstock dispassionately. ‘However, there’s no harm in him, and I warrant you if he had me to look after him he would be a great deal better than he is now. For one thing, I don’t mean to let his Mama come scaring him out of his senses; and for another, I think it will suit him much better to live in this Irish place of his than to be racketing about town, the way he’s made to. He can have his horses, and though I daresay I shall find it a damp, ramshackle place, I don’t care for that, because I’ve always had a taste for the country, and I don’t doubt I shall soon set it in order.’
Kitty did not doubt it either. Regarding her hostess with a fascinated eye, she faltered: ‘I beg your pardon, but—but—do you love Dolph?’
The question in no way discomposed Miss Plymstock. She replied calmly: ‘I collect that you mean to ask me if I have fallen in love with him. Well, I have not, and I don’t suppose anyone could. I like him very well, and I shall like to be the Countess of Dolphinton, and to be a married lady. My brother don’t favour him, and he don’t wish me to marry him, but I don’t heed him. I’m not pretty, like you, and I have no fortune. It isn’t likely I shall receive another offer.’ She met Kitty’s eyes squarely, and said in her forthright way: ‘I’m not his equal in station, and I don’t pretend I am; but you might say he wasn’t fit to marry anyone. I promise you this: I mean to take good care of him, and to make him happy, poor Foster!’
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