A Fraction of the Whole
Page 67
“I don’t care. Of who?”
“Martin Dean.”
I heard a sharp intake of breath on the other end. It was so sharp, it almost sucked me right into the receiver.
“Who are you?”
“His son.”
Silence. Then I could hear the sound of someone moving a number of papers around a desk, and the sound of someone stapling something that didn’t sound like paper.
“Jasper, isn’t it?” Stanley said.
“That’s right.”
“You want to come into my office?”
“I’m just going to put it in the post, if that’s all right with you. I’m about to head overseas and I don’t know how long I’ll be or if I’ll ever be back. You go ahead and do whatever you want with it.”
“All right. You got my address?”
“I’ve got it.”
“I’ll look forward to reading it. Hey, I’m sorry about your dad.”
I hung up the phone without responding. To be honest, I didn’t know if he was sorry Dad died or if he was just sorry that he was my dad.
Right now I’m sitting at the airport bar, drinking an expensive Japanese beer for no good reason. Sitting at the next table is a woman with a cat in a little cat carrier. She’s talking to the cat, calling him John. People who name their pets ordinary human names depress the hell out of me. I listen to her carry on and it gets worse. The cat’s name isn’t just John. It’s John Fitzpatrick. That’s too much.
Now that I’ve told our story in all its fist-eating, gut-wrenching, seat-edging, nail-biting, lip-pulling, chain-smoking, teeth-clenching detail, I wonder: was it worth it? It’s not like I want to start a revolution or finish one that’s dragging on. I wasn’t a writer before I began, but writing a book makes a writer out of you. Anyway, I don’t know if I want to be a writer. Herman Hesse once said, “True creative power isolates one and demands something that has to be subtracted from the enjoyment of life.” That doesn’t sound like much fun to me.
An announcement just told me my flight is boarding. I’ll write a few last words before I pop this in the postbox to Stanley. What could be an appropriate thought to finish on?
Maybe I should conclude with some semiprofound observation about my life.
Or about how sometimes dropped anchors hit slow-moving fish.
Or about how often the swallowing of saliva is really the suppression of a violent longing.
Or about how people mourn the recent dead but never mourn the long-term dead.
Or about how idiot savants surprise their doctors, losers blame their fathers, and failures blame their children.
Or about how if you listen closely, you discover that people aren’t really ever for something but instead are just opposed to its opposite.
Or about how when you’re a child, to stop you from following the crowd you’re assaulted with the line “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” but when you’re an adult and to be different is suddenly a crime, people seem to be saying, “Hey. Everyone else is jumping off a bridge. Why aren’t you?”
Or about how when women who’ve had extensive plastic surgery die, God greets them with puzzlement, saying, “I’ve never seen that woman before in my life.”
Or should I finish on a positive note and say that even if you find yourself with no loved ones left to bury, it’s good to be optimistic and carry a shovel with you, just in case?
No, none of that seems right. I’ve run out of time anyway. My plane’s boarding in ten minutes. This paragraph will have to be the end of it. Sorry, whoever you are. Hey- that’s a question: who might actually read this if Stanley actually publishes it? Anyone? Surely there’s got to be one measly person out of six billion who has a couple of days to spare. One bored soul out of the shocking number of humans cluttering up this little blue-green ball of ours. You know, I read somewhere that by the year 2050 there will be another couple of billion. What a conceited outburst of humanity! I tell you, you don’t have to be a misanthrope to be chilled at the idea of that many people bumping into each other on the street, but it helps.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Steve Toltz resides in Sydney, Australia. This is his first novel.
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