My My Little Prince

by Rod Lacy Rod Lacy

  Dan set the glass down without drinking. He paused a moment and a huge grin spread on his face, “So what is the problem again Joe?”

  Joe stopped fidgeting. He turned and faced his friend, “Come on Dan. She never even drinks. This is not her.” His shoulders sagged and he continued, “So I am thinking, what the hell is going on? This is nuts! … But as usual, my dick gets hard and starts doing all the thinking and, well; I couldn’t help myself. I’m ready to have them both. But, like … You know Dan, I just couldn’t really enjoy it … oh, don’t get me wrong; I enjoyed it, but the whole time, I was going nuts not knowing what the deal was.”

  “God! So you had them both? I gotta tell ya, this sounds like heaven to me, but then again I’m sixty plus and those opportunities are long gone for me!” Dan joked, “so, two minutes later, after you crossed that little treat off your bucket list … you have second thoughts? Again I gotta ask you, so what’s the problem? I don’t think you should look a gift whore in the mouth!” he chuckled and punched Joe’s arm.

  “Come on Dan you know what the problem is … this is not Sherine.”

  “So were you pissed or excited,” Dan asked, getting serious again.

  Joe replied, “Fuck, both I guess. I mean at first when I walked in the door and I saw Sherine all messed up I wanted to kill her; but then when she started to rub me and lead me upstairs ... fuck; I’d had a hard day and I was tired … and I just didn’t feel like fighting. And let’s face it, I got excited. And when I saw Michelle there in bed I just wanted to do them both and worry about life later.”

  Joe gave a smile of chagrin and said, “So that’s it Dan, that is the problem … I’m not sure whether to be angry or happy. And to put the icing on the cake; when I was leaving the room after all this great sex, the two of them were kissing! They were taking shots and talking about chewing Oxycontin again.

  “She has never acted like this, or at least I have never seen her like this. All I could do after was to go downstairs and watch the news and try to erase what had just happened.”

  “Well Joe,” Dan said, “you actually have it made. Just go with it and just relax. When you wake up with her holding a knife at your throat; that is when you need to worry. Till then enjoy it you lucky guy, because it won’t last! Some guys have all the luck, enjoy it.”

  “Ok, Dan,” Joe sighed. “I need to go home now and see what other surprises she has in store for me.”

  “Ok, Joe, we’ll see you tomorrow … on time please! And thanks for telling me what’s up. Just get it under control; we have too many important clients that need what only you can give them Joe.”

  “I have to admit, I am a little nervous to go home now. Did I tell you that Michelle is staying with us now?”

  “Damn Joe; you had better stop and buy some Viagra.” He smiled as he patted his pockets and felt for the familiar lump. “Here you go, take these,” and he slid a foil packet across the table.

  “Thanks. I ran out. My doc says I should stay away from it because it might give me a heart attack. What a way to go, huh? They are great aren't they. Dan ran a finger around his collar, loosening his tie a bit.

  Hey Dan, what do you think? Now that I am preparing for crazy sex, I bet they’re home making dinner; all dressed in overalls and not horny at all. Isn’t that the way life is?”

  Dan suppressed another belch and lifted the Tums off the silver turntable again. He smiled, opening the wide mouthed plastic bottle, “Either way buddy, let’s get out of here and if the gods are looking down on you and they give you two gorgeous wild ladies to sleep with, thank them. Do not worry about it. You earned it, right?” He tilted the bottle in his hand again and then tossed his instant relief in his mouth like he’d had a lot of practice.

  “Thanks Dan, I feel better actually, getting that off my chest. I knew I was letting you guys down but I did not know how to approach it. Either way, she is my wife and I will try to live with that thought. I am kinda stuck for the time being that way anyway. Hey Dan?”

  “What buddy?”

  “If I don’t return, remember that Sherine is nuts, ok?”

  Joe’s serious tone gave Dan pause; he gave a reassuring smile though and said, “yeah nuts, like she is going to screw you to death. I wish my wife was half that nuts; … Me? I’m going home for a cold shower!”

  “I hear you.” Joe said as they both stood. He extended his hand and when Dan took it they turned it into a soul handshake. Joe patted Dan on his shoulder and thought, “I’m a lucky guy to have friends like this!”

  At about seven-thirty that evening, Joe returned home. As he walked in he saw Sherine and Michelle cooking dinner. Both were nude and there were shots of tequila lined up on the counter. They had the table set with their elegant dinnerware and the old 99 Luftballoons video was playing full volume on the large flat screen TV mounted above the marble countertop. The girls were dancing and singing at the top of their healthy lungs; using large utensils as faux microphones. Joe cleared his throat and said “Hello-o-o?”

  Sherine started and quickly turned to Joe. She gave a big smile and said demurely, as Michelle used the remote to turn down the music. “Joe, dear, we were not expecting you for another twenty minutes.”

  “Oh,” he said slowly as he looked around the kitchen and then back at Michelle and Sherine.

  Michelle smiled again, “I hope you don’t mind that we have a little party planned for you.”

  Joe’s eyes widened. He is taken by surprise, although he thought he was mentally ready for anything. Slowly he smiled and said, “no; uh, well, I mean…..”

  He was abruptly interrupted by Sherine as she snuggled up to him and gently rubbed his crotch with an old fashioned egg beater. She gave the little red handle a few slow turns, the beaters doing their job; in other words, mixing it up! She looked up into his eyes with a mischievous grin and said, “Joe, if you would like us to get dressed and go out to dinner, which would be ok too. But, we do have a great time planned here, and we’ve already gone to so much trouble ...” She poutedly let that hang like a fat ripe plum. Joe decided it was just within reach.

  “No, no, I mean this is fine. Just not, er, normal, … I mean what I expected was … I mean I did not know what to expect after the other day … I mean, shit, I don’t know what I mean!”

  Michelle started to laugh as she looked at Sherine. She reached over and pulled Michelle closer. Tossing the mixer on the counter, and while holding on to Joe’s hand.

  Joe's anatomyresponded immediately and with no help from any artificial stimulant. Sherine pulled away from Michelle and bit Joe’s ear and whispered, “this could be the normal thing for us Joe.” She continued darting her tongue in and out of his ear like a hummingbird in a hibiscus.

  His abdomen went into a spasm again and his heart started to pound. He actually got light headed and he reached for a bar stool that was tucked under the kitchen island. Sherine laughed and said triumphantly, “That is what I thought!”

  Come on Michelle; let’s finish the cooking and let Joe get ready for dinner. By that time Joe had calmed down and was smiling. “Wonder if I can even walk?” he chuckled to himself as he tried to make some room in his too tight slacks. “Maybe what Dan said is right; relax, go with the flow. Maybe some guys do have all the luck!”

  He remembered the Viagra and told the ladies that he needed to wash up. He stiff-legged it out of the room and returned in a few minutes. He was smiling, and thinking, “I will be king this time … Yup!” He thought, “I must be one of those guys, the guys that are the luckiest guys in the world. I have two of the most beautiful ladies in the world and they are so damn sexy.” He shook his head in wonder. “Damn I am lucky!”

  As he sat back down at his barstool, he reached for the girls. He ran his hands over two satiny-smooth butt cheeks, “OK girls, what’s for dinner?”

  Dinner was served in a most elegant fashion. They used the dishes they had received as a wedding gift from his law firm. Everyone at the firm had pooled t
heir money and given Joe and Sherine a beautiful dish-wear set from Niemen Marcus.

  Joe remarked about how beautiful the dishes were and asked Sherine where they came from. Sherine had to remind him; shaking her head and thinking “Now that’s just like a guy that has always had everything!” Joe was not really concentrating on the meal though. He was wondering if he was crazy or if he was dreaming now. He could feel his blood pressure increase from the Viagra and he already had a massive hard-on. It seemed as if his vision was tunneled and slightly trimmed in blue.

  He was so excited and nervous at the same time that he could hardly speak.

  Michelle sat next to Joe after dinner and casually threw her smooth leg over his. She asked Joe if he had ever had sex while he was high on Oxycontin and shots of tequila. Joe came out of his hypnotic trance instantly. He looked at her as if she was crazy. He remarked that he had hardly ever been really been drunk and certainly had never taken any drugs with any alcohol.

  Michelle smiled. She began to rock her leg up and down across Joe’s lap.” He nervously rubbed the top of her thigh. “I need to relax and just do as I’m told. This will be the ‘time of my life’.

  He told himself over and over, “just relax Joe, just go with the flow. Whatever happens will be fine.” He remembered what Dan had said just a few hours ago; ‘Some guys have all the luck’. Then he remembered something else Dan had told him years ago, “Women makes you brave, be careful.”

  Joe was certainly feeling brave. He thought to himself, “I am feeling brave and I am ready to do it all. ‘Time of my life’? You’re damn right it is the time of my life! I’m going to let these ladies show me a great time even if I regret it in the morning.”

  Michelle lifted her leg from across Joe’s lap. She slid it between his knees and swung it back and forth. She started to whisper in Joe’s ear all the wild things she wanted to do to him. Sherine was listening and smiling. The whole time, her hands were exploring him.

  She was talking to Joe also, but Joe was not really listening. Sherine leaned closer and said, “Ok guys, let’s get this party started. She pulled out a small bag of cocaine. There were Oxycontin pills in it.

  She put three eighty mg Oxycontin pills on the counter. Using a large heavy tablespoon she began crushing the pills. She worked methodically and assuredly, crushing the pills into a fine brown powder. She then pinched open the little plastic blue baggie and, turned it upside down. She dumped the coke on the hard marble next to the powdered Oxycontin. She reached into a front pocket of a skimpy little maid’s apron she was wearing and pulled out a black credit card. Quickly she folded the sparkling white coke into the slightly chunky powder of the Oxy and mixed them together thoroughly. With a practiced dexterity she quickly cut out three lines about the size of her pinky.

  While Michelle deftly rolled a crisp one dollar bill into a straw, Sherine poured out three shots of tequila. She sat down and looked at Joe and Michelle with glistening eyes. She smiled and said, “Ok who is first”?

  Michelle said, “Come on Joe, you start with the shots.”

  Joe smiled and said, “Ok.” He only hesitated a second before reaching out and taking the glass of tequila, throwing it down his throat in one swift movement. “Next?!”

  Michelle and Sherine followed his lead. Sherine stood up and said, “Joe take off your pants, get comfortable. Joe smiled and stood up and they both helped him off with his pants. Michelle got on her knees and buried her head between his legs.

  Joe leaned back and said, “Okay, I could get used to this.”

  Sherine stood behind him stroking his neck and ears, “Oh Joe, you have no idea of what you could get used to.”

  He looked up and grabbed the back of Michelle’s head and said, “I think I have a general idea now.”

  Michelle pulled her head back and stood up. She walked over to the counter and played with the three piles lovingly; pushing them back and forth across the shiny surface. She said, “Come on Joe, do it.”

  Joe hesitated now. He looked torn. “I have never done cocaine.”

  Both girls laughed, “Here, you just take this rolled bill and use it like … no, wait a minute, I’ll show you.”

  Sherine took the rolled bill and quickly snorted half the powder with one nostril. She squeezed her nostrils together and her eyes watered a bit, but she had the bill in her other nostril in just a second. She bent over and snorted the rest, moving the ‘straw’ all around so she would not miss a flake. She went through the same sequence again squeezing pantomime again as she looked at Joe and said, “See? It is easy.”

  Joe grabbed the rolled bill and snorted the coke in three tries. He blew some on the floor when he coughed and sneezed at the same time. “Wow!” His eyes watered and his sinus system burned like someone had poured hot lava down it … no he decided; it wasn’t that bad. He swallowed and it tasted like the coke smelled.

  Michelle jumped up and screamed, “Joe, we are going for a ride, hold on … here we go”. She stood up grabbed the shot glass, downed the tequila and then grabbed the rolled up bill and took the entire line of cocaine in one breath four times faster than Joe.

  Joe just stared as Sherine grabbed the other shot and followed Michelle. Then they both turned toward Joe and said together, “Joe, it is your turn.” She quickly poured him another shot. “Come on now!”

  Without hesitation Joe grabbed the shot glass, and nailed it. “That I‘ve done before.” He grinned and wiped his mouth.

  Michelle and Sherine gave each other a high five as Michelle said, “Joe is as cool as you said he would be.” Sherine had cut out the rest of the drugs in six nice sized lines.

  Joe said, “I am with you ladies!” He coughed twice and said, “Here I go,” and did another half line. He choked and blew the rest all over the counter top. .

  Sherine and Michelle both laughed; as did Joe after he stopped sneezing, choking and coughing.

  Michelle said, “Come on Joe, what a wimp you are. Here, take another shot of tequila. Do you think that three is enough?”

  “No, ten is enough,” he laughed and downed the fiery amber liquid.

  “Now we are talking!” Sherine screamed as she danced across the floor trying to mimic Michael Jackson’s moon walk.

  Michelle looked at Sherine and told her to sit down before she fell down.

  “Screw you, at least I can sing.”

  Joe, “What are you two talking about?”

  Angry with Michelle, Sherine said, “let’s chew some of this Oxycontin.” Sherine gave one to Joe and instructed him to chew it and then to follow it with another shot of tequila.

  Michelle interrupted and said, “look Joe, do it like this.”

  Joe was totally wasted but wide awake. The coke was roaring through his brain now. He felt invincible and wanted to solve all the world’s problems … right now, this minute! He said, “piece of cake, here give me that shot.” He chewed the Oxycontin and threw down the shot.

  Sherine said, “let’s go upstairs and show Joe what his future will be.” Joe stood up and tripped over his pants still down around his own feet. He landed on the floor laughing, as were Michelle and Sherine. He stood up and followed the ladies upstairs tripping several more times as he struggled to kick them off.

  Once upstairs, Michelle pushed Joe onto the bed and immediately started massaging his chest as she kissed him. He rolled over and laughed and could not stop smiling. He pushed Michelle over and climbed on top of her.

  Joe inserted his throbbing rock hard penis into Michelle; started to pump slowly and then began to pump faster and faster. He grabbed her shoulders, fell to her with a thump and laid there limp, not moving at all.

  Michelle was startled. She yelled “Ride ‘em cowboy, come on Joe; do me, do me.”

  Joe did not move.

  Sherine screamed, “he’s dead!”

  “What the hell are you talking about?” Michelle screamed at Sherine.

  “He is dead! That’s what I mean,” Sherine screamed back. />
  When the ambulance arrived the medics ran upstairs and tested his eye reflex. He yelled “he’s alive, get the Defibrillator.”

  The medic grabbed the paddles and rapidly applied the wet gel, “One, two, hit it.” Joe’s body bucked and the medic quickly tested his vitals. “Again!” he yelled. They waited a moment for the Defibrillator to gain full charge and then the medic hit him again.

  “Give me the oxygen,” another yelled. “Come on, he’s barely alive, come on hurry up! EKG, come get the leads!”

  “Got ’em … okay, looking better, almost stable … there, stable, pumping like a baby.”

  Twenty-four hours later at the hospital Sherine was told that Joe will not let her in to see him. Three days later she got the notice that her marriage had been annulled.

  44

  Frank looked at Pierre and asked, “Hey, do you have a car?”

  “No, I came by cab from Santo Domingo. Why?”

  “Oh, I thought maybe we could take a ride and check out the sights; maybe go up the mountain and see the lights of the city along the water. I bet they’re beautiful in the evening like this. And besides it’s not that late and I haven’t seen what this town has to offer, have you?”