Bryant & May 09; The Memory of Blood

by Christopher Fowler

  “It is?”

  “Hate. Somebody hates Robert Kramer very badly indeed. They kill his child. They kill his best friend. The pair owned a company together, Cruikshank Holdings. That’s what gave the game away.”

  Land looked lost. “What do you mean?”

  “The name Cruikshank.” Bryant widened eyes and raised hands, expecting Land to get it. “Obviously Kramer chose it. George Cruikshank was the greatest-ever illustrator of Punch and Judy. His book is still the key text on the subject. I found details on the register at Companies House. Cruikshank Holdings operated out of the Cayman Islands. It was their nest egg, and Baine was in charge of it. He’d been making some heavy withdrawals. The rumour is that he played the Stock Exchange and hit a losing streak. Oh, Robert Kramer has the business sense but Baine was the money man. His death effectively destroys Kramer’s financial power, because Baine has been prevented from making the money back. There’s nobody else in yet – mind if I smoke?”

  “Oh, go on then, just this once. It’ll help get rid of the smell of damp.”

  Bryant enthusiastically stuffed his pipe with Old Mariner N°2 Rough Cut British Navy Shag and lit up. “What’s the matter, old boot? You look like you have the cares of the world upon your shoulders.”

  “It’s just – ” For a moment, Land thought about confiding in Bryant. Then he came to his senses. “Nothing. I just want to get the case closed.”

  “Weren’t you supposed to be going on holiday today?”

  “I changed my mind. The case is more important.”

  “That’s impressive. Not like you.” He cascaded a graceful funnel of blue smoke into the air. Land coughed.

  “There’s a terrible smell of burning rope on the landing,” said John May, unbuttoning his coat and throwing a copy of the Guardian onto his desk. “Or someone’s hair is on fire. Oh, it’s you, Arthur.”

  “Raymondo’s letting me smoke today. I feel most privileged.” Bryant swanned to his desk, wreathed in smoke, and flicked open the programme of The Two Murderers.

  “Well, it’s good to see both of you in the same place for once,” Land said. “It seems to me the more time you spend together, the closer we usually get to a solution.”

  “I think he just complimented us, John. That’s a first. I had no idea you were capable of pleasantries, Raymondo.”

  “I don’t see why not, I was well brought up. Some of the older ladies in our family – ”

  “Oh, my lord! Older ladies!” Bryant sat up suddenly, catapulted by his chair.

  “What’s the matter?”

  “Older ladiesl I’m a total idiot!” He climbed onto his desk and began pulling at a dusty leather-bound volume at the top of the bookcase.

  “Do you want me to get that?” asked May, concerned.

  “What did I say?” asked Land, but nobody was listening to him now.

  “Why did I not think of it at the time? Somebody take this from me.” Bryant passed Land the volume and toppled off his desk, just in time to be caught by May. The book was Twentieth-Century British Theatre, Volume 2 by A.A. Gingold. Bryant began feverishly searching it.

  “What on earth’s he so excited about?” Land asked May, bewildered.

  “I really have no idea,” May admitted.

  “Here it is,” Bryant announced. “Of course. It all fits together perfectly. But we may be too late.” He squirmed around in his chair, trying to get his arms into his coat.

  “For goodness’ sake, let me do it.” May threaded one of his partner’s arms into a sleeve.

  “Have you got your car here?”

  “No, I got the tube in today. Why?”

  “Then we need a cab. Hurry.” With half his coat still trailing on the floor, Bryant was pulling him towards the door like a dog that had been offered a walk.

  Out on the street it was just starting to rain. “Damn, the taxis will vanish in seconds,” Bryant complained. “Wait, there’s one.” He threw himself into the street, slipped in front of the taxi and nearly disappeared under it.

  “Where to?” asked the driver.

  “The New Strand Theatre, Adam Street. Fast as you can.”

  “Are you going to tell me what this is all about?” asked May as they fell back in the seat.

  “Echoes,” said Bryant enigmatically. “There are echoes everywhere. I thought there was something vaguely familiar about that blasted play when I saw it. Then when Raymond mentioned the older ladies in his family – you see, I was coming out of the performance and bumped into Ray Pryce. He mentioned that Ella Maltby kept wax dummies. And Maltby told us that the talent had always been in her family. Then I went to get a programme and had a bit of a row with the seller – ”

  “Why am I not surprised at that part?”

  “– and she said the older ladies in the cast remembered the days when the theatre had a nicer class of clientele – then I remembered the book.”

  “Arthur, I struggle to make sense of you at the best of times, but you’ve completely lost me.”

  “And I thought older ladies? There’s only one older lady in the cast – Mona Williams, the one who kept flirting with me during the interviews – and the programme seller must mean her. So I was wrong, it’s not Alex Lansdale, he’s not the one.”

  “He’s not the one what?”

  “The one who’s in danger. It’s Mona.”

  “Why are we going to the theatre?”

  “Because according to Janice’s notes, that’s where she is this morning.” The taxi got stuck in traffic halfway down Gower Street, but the driver turned off sharply and gunned his way through Holborn, coming into the other end of the Strand in record time.

  “That was a nifty piece of driving,” said Bryant, throwing a note at him. “You’ll go far.”

  “Not if it involves going south of the river,” said the cabbie with a laugh, roaring off.

  “Stick!” said May. “You’ve forgotten your walking stick!”

  As they watched, the cab screeched to a stop, reversed, stopped and Bryant’s walking stick was thrust from, the open window. The pair raced into the theatre.

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  33

  Bridle

  The foyer of the New Strand Theatre was unlit, and the doors to the main auditorium were locked.

  “There must be someone here,” said May, “otherwise the front doors would have been closed. There’s probably a cleaner.” He looked at the stairs, and realized that Bryant would have trouble getting up them quickly. “Stay here and keep an eye out. I’ll go up.”

  He took the stairs two at a time. Theatre auditoriums are, by their nature, buildings without windows. Moments later, May found himself in oppressive darkness. The air in the closed theatre was still and dead. All sound was muffled. He stopped to listen. In the distance, an ambulance siren seesawed along the Embankment. Nothing in here, though.

  He searched for a light switch but realized that the lighting panel would have to be housed inside a central office, where the general public could not touch it. The corridor at the rear of the dress circle curved away into velvet limbo.

  He felt his way along the wall, trying to be as quiet as possible. Somewhere above him a floorboard creaked. He froze and listened. Nothing. As he moved forward, he groped for his radio and turned it off.

  At the end of the rear corridor he found a set of doors to the upper circle and swung one open. Small windows set into the staircase wall afforded him a little light. Reaching the floor above, he pushed carefully against the brass panel on the door.

  The steeply raked rows of seats descended below him. May knew that one mistake in the dark would send him headlong down the stairs. He wished he had brought his Valiant – the old usherette’s torch used to go everywhere with him, but they had been in a hurry to leave.

  A foot scraped, and there was a small but definite displacement of air behind him. He felt the flat of a hand on his back, pushing hard, and suddenly there was nothing beneath his feet. He fell into dar
kness and silence.

  ♦

  “What happened?”

  “You bashed your head on the armrest of a chair,” said Bryant, leaning over and studying him with interest. “It was padded, but still gave you a nasty bruise.”

  May tried to sit up, but it felt as if someone had stuck a knife in his eye.

  “It’s a pity you let him get away,” Bryant complained, holding a wet handkerchief to May’s forehead. “He must have been standing right behind you.”

  “I didn’t do it on purpose. Ow!”

  “That’s good, it hurts. Your nerves are still working.”

  “How did he get past you?”

  “I heard you shout and fall, but it took me a while to get up the stairs. I imagine he came down the other side. This is Mrs Blimey, she’s the cleaner here.” He pointed to a middle-aged woman in a fake leopard-skin headscarf, curlers and a flowered apron, standing beside a mop and bucket. She appeared to have stepped out of a British stage farce from the 1950s, a character actress like Irene Handl. “You all right, ducks?” she asked solicitously, suspending an alarming ledge of bosom above his eyes and dropping fag ash on his shirt.

  May’s eyes swam. He felt sick and fell back. When he awoke again, the cleaner had transformed herself from a cheeky landlady-type into a glum, tiny Filipino with an unwavering gaze.

  “The skin’s not broken. I just wanted to make sure you’re not concussed.” Bryant was helping him sit up. “That’s it. Lean on me.”

  “What did I miss?” May winced as he pulled himself to his feet.

  “Quite a lot, it appears,” said Bryant. “I’m afraid we were much too late to do anything for her, though. She’s in the back row of the stalls. Been there overnight, by the look of it. Giles will give us an accurate time of death.”

  “You’re talking about Mona Williams.”

  “Are you up to seeing her?”

  “Give me your arm.”

  With his walking stick in one hand and May’s sleeve in the other, Bryant led the way. The lights in the main auditorium were now on and Colin Bimsley was talking into his handset by the door.

  Mona Williams had been sat upright in the final row of stalls seats. There seemed to be some kind of rusted metal contraption strapped across her face. Six brass sections were held in place with bolts. “It’s a branks – a scold’s bridle,” said Bryant. “A muzzle. The iron curb-plate here sticks into the mouth and presses down on the tongue. The underside of it is studded with small spikes. They first turned up in Scotland, around the mid-1500s if memory serves. They’re designed to punish gossipy women who can’t keep their mouths shut. Unfortunately, Mona Williams panicked and choked to death on her own vomit.”

  “I’ve seen this before,” said May. “In one of your old books.”

  “You’ve seen it more recently than that,” Bryant reminded him. “There was one in Ella Maltby’s waxwork dungeon.”

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  34

  Guignol

  “You’re enjoying yourself, aren’t you?” said May, watching Dan Banbury at work. The stubby crime scene manager was on his knees between the theatre seats, enthusiastically dusting the arms of the chairs with fingerprint powder.

  “I don’t enjoy death, Mr May, you know that. But I do enjoy uncovering the provenance of crime. I like to know what happened. My curiosity always got me in trouble as a nipper. Whenever I saw a dead animal in the woods, I’d always try and find out what killed it. I used to go to strangers’ funerals, just to discover what they died of.”

  “That’s the sort of thing serial killers do when they’re young.”

  Bryant had slouched down in one of the seats, his huge overcoat riding up about him. “He came in from the back,” he said absently. “She was already sitting facing the stage. You might lift a footprint from the aisle carpet.”

  “What makes you say that?” asked Banbury.

  “An empty theatre is like a church for her. She feels safe here, she comes here to think. It was preying on her mind, you see.”

  “You mean she knew something,” said May.

  “She may even have arranged to meet him, to get the matter off her conscience,” Bryant suggested. “Come on, Dan, what happened next?”

  Banbury examined the back of the seat for a minute. “OK, he came in, saw her in the seat and dropped the bridle over her head. It’s heavy – she fell back, making the scratches here.” He pointed to two fine channels dug into the top of the wooden seat by the base of the cage. “From the marks I’d say he held her there while he talked to her. Maybe he was just trying to warn her, to frighten her into silence. But she panicked. You can see where her shoes have kicked out at the base of the seat in front. She suffered from excess acidity; there’s a tube of Turns in her bag. She struggled and hyperventilated, then threw up.”

  “Check the bridle for dabs,” May suggested. “If he cared about her enough to warn her away, he might have tried to get this thing off her head when he saw she was choking.”

  “I already did. I think he wiped it afterwards.”

  “No puppet this time.” Bryant was peering under the seats. “Because this was an unexpected development. He hadn’t allowed for it. Colin, go and arrange for Ella Maltby to be brought in, will you? Take someone with you but talk to her personally. Find out if the scold’s bridle is missing from her display. And call in Neil Crofting, the old character actor.”

  “Why do you want to see him?” asked May.

  “He was Mona Williams’s best friend. If anyone knows why she died, it’ll be him. Colin, get Meera to warn Mr Kramer that there’ll be no performances today. His theatre just turned into a crime scene.”

  Bimsley set off for Hampstead, leaving the detectives with Banbury. Bryant beckoned to his partner. “Come and sit down for a minute. Dan doesn’t like us messing up his floor. Besides, it’s relaxing watching other people work.”

  For a while they sat talking to and about each other, not always listening, scattering seeds of conversation like an old married couple. May was waiting for his partner to explain his thought processes.

  “Come on then, out with it,” he said finally. “How did you know about this?”

  “Well, I didn’t at first. I thought it would be the critic.”

  “Explain.”

  “Alex Lansdale trashed the show, but turned up at Kramer’s party. They were seen talking together. Therefore he must be a friend of Kramer’s. Kramer is under attack. Those he loves and trusts are being removed.”

  “Why is he friends with a man who has spoken out against the play?”

  Bryant felt in his coat pocket for a sheet of paper. Unfolding it and removing the half-sucked sherbet lemon that had become stuck to it, he handed the page to May. “Read the review again. It’s not what we first thought it was. Look at the key phrases I marked. Read them aloud.”

  May read aloud. “‘iPod generation – overmiked sound – no appeal to older audiences – superb Gothic set – drenched in gore – multiplex action movie – soap stars – nudity – teens will flock.’ Kramer didn’t want the usual old-school audiences to attend because he knew they’d hate it. He wanted a younger crowd with plenty of loose money in their pockets. Ray explained that most of the marketing budget for the show has been on social networking sites. That’s what gave me the idea.”

  “So he bought his critic and told him what to say.”

  “Exactly. At first I thought that if somebody was just trying to stop the production, they’d go after Lansdale. If the critic had died, there’d have been no way to keep a lid on this whole thing. His paper would have told their readers.”

  “How did you come to realize Mona Williams was in danger?”

  “When I came to see the play, the programme seller said something odd. She said, Some of the older ladies in this cast remember the days when we had a nicer class of people in here. First of all, there’s only one older lady in the show, so she had to mean Mona Williams. Second, We had a nicer
class of people in here? But the New Strand is exactly that, a new theatre – there were no days when it had nicer clientele. But of course the clue is in the name. If there’s a New Strand Theatre there might have been an old one. So I consulted my old theatre books, but failed to turn anything up. Then I realized I was looking for the wrong additional word – not the New Strand Theatre but the New Strand Theatre. I tore the pages out to show you.” Bryant handed May yet more crumpled sheets. “There was a theatre here before, right on this spot. The auditorium was boarded over and converted to offices, but I’m guessing it was still intact when Kramer bought it. He realized what it was when he had the survey done, and hit on the idea to open it up again.”

  “But why hasn’t anybody else picked up on the fact that it used to be a theatre? And surely it would have been worth more as offices?”

  “Not if you get the right audience for a new play. You can license it for different productions all around the world. As offices, the ground floor would have provided a nice atrium, but that’s just wasted space. This one could be packed with 450 people who would pay nightly to be here. Kramer needed the right script to launch the theatre. He wanted to get in a younger crowd, so he commissioned Ray Pryce.”

  “Why Ray?”

  “Why not ask him yourself?” Bryant pointed behind him just as Ray entered the stalls.

  “I got your text, Mr Bryant, although I had trouble understanding it.”

  “He doesn’t know how to use predictive,” May warned.

  “Oh, my God, what is that?” Ray peered over the corpse’s boxed-in head and leapt back.

  “Mr Bryant, can I ask you to keep the public out of this site?” said Banbury.

  “I’m afraid it’s Mona Williams. Ray, explain to my partner how you convinced Mr Kramer to stage your play, would you?”

  Ray had trouble drawing his eyes away from the bridled actress. “I told him it would outrage everyone. Controversy is a sure way of firing up the box office. There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”