“Do me a favour would you, take Roxy with you, she doesn’t have a lot of oestrogen friends and a shopping trip will do her the world of good” she diverted to the elevator and we rode down to the kitchen she had Roxy in tow and was heading out as I raided the fridge for a snack. After my sandwich I smoked a fat dooby and went down for a nap.
The girls came in dressed to kill and woke me up a couple of hours later by fucking me back to sleep.
I swear these two were going to be the death of me yet.
Chapter Twenty Three
Wednesday
I woke up in the morning with Roxy pouting at me and poking me with a claw, “Ouch, cut it out bitch”
“When do I get my bling?” she asked still poking me with that razor sharp claw.
“For fuck sake woman, he needs at least a week to rework the necklace and bracelet, try to be patient” as I tried to bat her hand away.
“Wait, there’s a necklace as well, ooh baby, it’s blow job time” she put the claw away and started in with her magic tongue.
We went up for lunch after spending the morning trying to kill me with kindness, after sandwiches and coffee Roxy came over and plonked herself down in my lap “Biiil” crap what now, she had started sliding up and down and I was inclined to be generous.
“What is it baby” I had my eyes closed and a couple of handfuls of boob.
“Do you think I could do some of your jobs for you, I need a new car” she said as she kissed me really hard.
“Need or want?” I asked.
“Ok want, Jules got a new car and I want one too” she pouted at me.
“Ok baby pull my laptop over and let’s see what you can do” I had just shot my load and was feeling pretty good about the world once more.
She spun around in my lap making me groan again and opened the laptop, “Go ahead and type in my password”
“I don’t know your password honey” she lied.
“Liar” I pinched her arse and she typed in my password.
“Ooh how about this one” she pointed at the screen, I looked over her shoulder then shoved one of her boobs out of the way.
“I don’t know, there’s a dozen of these fuckers and there all well-armed” I said a little worried.
“Ha, I’ll go in when they all fall asleep full of drugs and rip their throats out, I can be quiet as death you know”
“Ok, we’ll go through the file in a minute send that one to the printer” I said as I continued playing with the twins, she wriggled happily eliciting another groan from me.
“How much is a new Mercedes?” she asked.
“You want a soft top like Jules?” I asked.
“Of course” she said giving another wriggle. “I want to feel the wind in my boobs”
“Ok, between fifty and a hundred grand depending on the model” I answered I was really squeezing her tits now, I was close to another orgasm.
“Cool, I’ll need some petrol money” she was looking at a pair of hookers that were drugging their clients and robbing them blind, sadly they had fucked up the dose on some rich guys kid and killed him.
“You realise you’ll clear six hundred thousand for the first job” I said.
“Yeah but I owe Jules some money for the negligee so shut up”
“Ok you can have that one as well, I’d suggest you use a gun and make it look like their pimp did it” I said as I shot another load deep inside my favourite girl.
“Cool, can I borrow one from you?” she asked.
“Sure, I’ll rent you one” she turned around and poked her tongue out at me.
After we had cuddled for a while and I managed to get my heartbeat back to normal she stood up bent over the table and looked over her shoulder at me “Now fuck me like one your of your French girls” she said trying for coy but coming across as slutty. I wasn’t about to correct her misquote.
“How’s about I fuck you like one of those Greek boys” as I slammed into her arsehole.
She screamed and came straight away then started clawing the crap out of my kitchen table as I pounded away and brought her to another soul destroying orgasm.
I carried her downstairs and tucked her purring loudly into bed, she pulled me down for a deep kiss “You’re ok for a human Bill”
“You’re ok for a kitty cat” I squeezed her boobs and went back upstairs to pick a job for me and Jules.
I settled on a simple shooting job so Jules could try out her new gun, I sent it to the printer and led Jules over the wall, she pinned up the sheets and stood back. This job was another dodgy politician, the method was a mugging so we would need to do it somewhere quiet so we could empty his pockets.
“It looks easy enough” she said with her lip between her teeth, she looked at me for confirmation.
“Should be, you see under habits, he likes cheap hookers so he tends to wander around in the less respectable parts of town”
“So we hit him there?” she asked.
“Yeah, we’ll spend a little time watching him, I’ll need you to dress like a hooker then lure him into an alley”
“Oookay, I guess I can do that” she sighed.
“Don’t worry you’ll make a great hooker” I said anticipating a long fuck in the surveillance van after the hit.
She stuck her tongue out at me and went off to find some clothes, she would probably borrow some from Roxy as she tended towards short skirts and tight tops.
We could knock this one out tonight no problem, some assassins spent days surveilling their targets. I liked to hit them hard and fast and get paid straight away.
I gave Wilhelm a call to see how he was doing with Jules guns “What do ya’ want asshat? I’m busy”
“Do you have my apprentices guns ready yet? you tiny pervert”
“Watch it long shanks, I’ll cut your legs off and beat you to death with them”
“Yeah yeah, tell me about the guns” I said laughing quietly to myself.
“You can pick up the twenty two any time, the others I need a little more time for” he said.
“Excellent, we’re working tonight I’ll see you in a half hour”
“Ok I’ll have it ready, what sort of holster do you need?”
“She’ll need a waist holster and a shoulder holster, we need the waist holster for tonight” I said.
“No problem, see ya’ in a bit” he hung up.
Jules came back dressed to screw for money, she was wearing a micro mini which kept flashing her arse cheeks at me, black fishnet stockings and high heels. Her top exposed her midriff so I sent her back for a longer one to hide the gun.
I helped Jules into my van and made sure to squeeze her cute arse as she slid into her seat. She slapped my hand away “For fuck sake Bill, how many times did you fuck Roxy before”
“Why, jealous” I leaned in for a kiss and a boob squeeze.
We pulled up outside Wilhelm’s cavern complex a few minutes later I stepped out and waited for Jules “Erm, do you mind if I wait here” she looked at her short skirt and bit her lip.
I laughed at her and she scowled back at me “Come on sweet cheeks, you need to test fire your new gun. Don’t worry baby I’ll protect you” She climbed out of the van and stomped into the cavern obviously prepared for the worst.
As soon as Wilhelm saw her he started drooling down his leather apron “Hubba hubba baby, hundred bucks for a blow job” he panted.
“Fuck off you little pervert” she shouted at him.
“Two hundred if you let me cum on your tits” he was groping at his groin.
She picked up her pistol from the bench and pointed it at his head, she looked over at me “You won’t miss him will you?” she batted her eyes at me.
I laughed “Sorry honey tits, Dwarves have granite skin, that’ll just bounce off”
Wilhe
lm was grinning happily and sliding closer to Jules “What if I kick him in the nut sack?” she asked.
“Pretty sure he’d feel that” I grinned at Wilhelm who was stepping back with his hands folded over his dangly bits.
Just then Willmata, Wilhelm’s missus stepped in, “Why is there a hooker holding a pistol in my home?” she asked.
I spoke up trying to defuse the situation “Hey Willy, this is Jules she’s my apprentice, she’s dressed for a job tonight”
“Helluva job you got there sweety, has this old reprobate tried anything yet?” she pointed a suspicious finger at Wilhelm.
Jules squinted at Wilhelm who was definitely looking a bit worried “No Missus he’s been a perfect gentleman” good move baby he’ll owe you big time now. Their relationship had just been shifted to a new paradigm.
Jules tested her new pistol and was hitting the bull eight times out ten, so she paid Wilhelm, who gave her half her money back with a sick smile. And off we fucked to kill another politician.
“Smart move baby, Wilhelm will treat you with a lot more respect from now on” I said on the way.
“That was my hope, he’s obviously excellent at what he does, I figure I’ll need him for some time to come” she said with a smug smile.
We drove to the low side of town and cruised around till Jules spotted the Senator arguing with a young hooker. He gave her a slap then stormed off, the hooker flipped the bird at his back and staggered off the other way. She probably refused to do him bareback or anal, whatever he was as good as dead now.
He was headed our way so I backed into an alley and let Jules out at the entrance then backed down towards the end. I wanted to keep an eye on my girl in case shit went south, I needn’t have worried. She led him into the alley with a hand wrapped firmly around his cock and he was leaning towards her with his tongue waving around in the breeze like a moisture seeking missile and a hand raised behind him ready to strike.
The file hadn’t specified the client, but I was beginning to think the hookers had pooled their cash and put out the hit.
She had no intention of letting that slimy thing anywhere near her so she immediately reached behind her and yanked out her pistol and shot him in the cock. Now a twenty two isn’t going to do a lot of damage in that area except maybe put an extra hole where it doesn’t belong but it’s gotta sting anyway. He dropped to the ground screaming and swearing clutching at his groin she stepped up and put him out of his misery with two shots to the brain box.
I started down the alley to pick her up and vacate the scene of the crime, the cock shot was a clever idea as it would point the finger at a hooker and the cops would quickly make this a cold case knowing they’d have no chance to find the shooter. She tossed his wallet and watch in the centre console and off we fucked.
We pulled up inside the garage and I raised the ramp to hide our home. Jules jumped me as soon as I stepped out of the van “Why do I get so fucking horny after a kill?” she panted as she jammed her tongue down my throat.
When I came up for air I had her backed up against the workbench “Not sure baby, maybe it’s the whole life and death thing, your just glad to be alive” I slammed in for a touchdown and we both started groaning and panting.
I carried her down to bed later and she snuggled in my arms and was nuzzling at my neck, by the time we got down to our bedroom I was ready for round two so we went at once more. While Roxy watched happily with a buzzing vibrator firmly wedged between her legs.
Chapter Twenty Four
Thursday
I woke up with Roxy running her sharp nails over my nut sack, I was grateful she wasn’t using her claws or my ball bag would have been shredded.
“How did last night’s job go?” she asked as she took a firm hold of my morning wood.
“Smooth as silk, Jules has a definite knack for this work” I arched my back hissing in pleasure.
She slithered on top starting to purr loudly as she slipped around my straining cock and slammed down with a squeal of pleasure.
“So tonight can we do my job?” she asked as she thrust a large boob in my face.
When I managed to come up for air I said “I’ll be coming with you as backup”
“Ok” she had her eyes closed tight and was smiling wildly.
Later as I played with her perfect arse and she purred quietly on my chest I said “Come on killer lets go get something to eat then we can look over your job” she jumped off me then the bed.
“Food, I’m starved” she was always hungry so nothing new there.
I was close to serving up three cheese omelettes from the hotplate when Fangster popped in, he tipped his hat at the girls and turned to me “Ladies” he said with a smile “Good news Mr Sampson, we located and interrogated the hunters, they were working alone and have been dealt with appropriately”
“Did they say how they knew about shifters?” I asked.
“They found a wounded half shifted wolf in the forest and tortured the information out of her, sadly she didn’t survive” he replied.
“So long as it’s over now that’s what’s important” I said as I served the girls breakfast.
“Mr Holmes, the gorilla has been returned to his family none the worst for his experience” he said with a happy smile.
“Excellent job as always old friend” he smiled, happy to be included in that select club.
“I will no doubt see you next time we get in trouble” he tipped his hat again at the girls and poofed off to frighten his minions.
After breakfast I took Roxy over to the wall where I had pinned up her job earlier and we discussed the tribe of arseholes she was going to kill for fun and profit.
This hit had been commissioned by most of the local businesses, they were being squeezed for protection and two of them had been burnt out or vandalised by these punks.
Roxy was always horny but seemed even more so today, we fucked in the pool, on the grass, in the kitchen during and after lunch and finally in the media room while we watched Arnie Van Darn kick a bunch of cunts to death.
“Damn Bill, Jules said she gets super horny after a hit, I seem to be a bit wound up before” she sighed while I played with the twins and the movie ended.
“You’re a complicated woman baby, don’t worry you’ll probably need a good fuck afterwards as well” I said smiling, thoroughly exhausted.
I left Roxy snoozing in the media room and took Jules down to work on her pistol When I tossed her casings and barrel in the acid she raised an eyebrow and asked WTF?.
“You were a cop so you well know how good the forensics people are, this acid will remove all prints and skin cells. We’ll dump them in the river later, so the chances of them leading back to you are basically zero”
“Way cool, you really don’t believe in taking chances do you?”
“I’ve been doing this a long time and have never come even close to getting caught. I will not allow you to bring cops to my door”
I took Roxy to the diner later for a late dinner, she sat back afterwards with a loud burp and said “I want you to bend me over the table and do me again” she was squirming in her seat.
I rolled my eyes at her “I think maybe you should wait till we’re back in the van, I come here a lot and don’t want them calling the cops” she sighed but was able to restrain herself till we made it to the van.
Later I left her in the back purring quietly and smiling to herself while I drove to the old factory the gang was camped out in. The lights and music were still going so I sent a crawler drone over to watch from under the door. Roxy joined me straightening her skirt and sat down “What’s happening honey?”
I showed her the tablet PC and we sat back to wait for the party to wind down.
An hour later the bangers started crawling into their tents and falling asleep, when the last one was down Roxy hopped out of
the van and hustled across the street. She stripped down and eased the door open, she dropped to all fours then in a muted flash changed into an enormous black panther and slipped inside. I followed her around with the drone and watched her as she approached a small tent, she slit the side with a claw. She stuck her face inside and when it came out it was covered in blood and grinning like a teenager that had fallen into a bucket of virgins.
She went through the gang like grease though a goose till one of the bangers got up for a piss, he screamed and pulled a gun, he was toast after his first shot and she finished the last three off as they stumbled out rubbing their eyes.
Roxy came out as a human carrying my drone and rubbing her arse, she was a little damp so she had stopped for a wash. She was a moggy and somewhat fastidious about her hygiene. Oh, a warning, don’t call her a moggy to her face she was a little sensitive about that.
She quickly dressed and ran over to the van still rubbing her bum.
“You ok baby cakes?” I asked.
“One of the bastards shot me in the ass” she grumbled.
“You want me to kiss it better later” I asked.
“No I want you to kiss it better now” as she climbed into the back.
Much later I drove home with Roxy still snoozing in the back with a smile on her dial.
As we cuddled up in bed later I asked her “How’s the doggy hosing business going”
She frowned “A bit slow, people are having trouble making ends meet and have started washing their own puppies”
I gave her puppies a firm squeeze “Have you ever considered becoming my second apprentice?” I’d been thinking about this for a while, even though it would take another twenty percent of my end on some jobs I had enough money set aside it wouldn’t hurt my lifestyle.
She squealed in delight and jumped on top for another round of hide the sausage.
“I’ve been trying to come up with a way to ask, but was afraid you’d reject the idea out of hand” she said nuzzling at my neck.
“You’re training starts in the morning after we set up your offshore accounts, get your first long gun ordered and your fake documents in the works” I said, quite happy with my decision. Two gorgeous apprentices, all the other assassins would be so jealous.
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