Rex Stout - Nero Wolfe 17

by Three Doors to Death

  “Would it accomplish anything?”

  “The least it would accomplish would be that there wouldn’t be a second murder as long as we were there. Beyond that—circumstances might offer suggestions. I might add, not being a candidate for president, that when I went there alone it accomplished a little something.”

  Marko wheeled to Wolfe with his arms extended. “Nero, you must go! At once! You must!”

  Wolfe’s eyes came half open, slowly. “Pfui,” he said scornfully.

  “But it is the only thing! Let me tell you what Archie—”

  “I heard him.” The open eyes saw an unfinished glass of beer, and he picked it up and drank. He looked at me. “There was a flaw. You assume that if we withhold this information from the police, and Mrs. Whitten gets killed, we’ll be in a pickle. Why? Technically it is not murder evidence; it has no necessary connection with a committed crime. Legally we are clear. Morally we are also clear. What if we accept and credit Mrs. Whitten’s explanation as she gives it? Then there is no menace to her from the members of her family.”

  “You mean you buy it?” I demanded. “That she couldn’t even tell whether it was a man or a woman?”

  “Why not?”

  I got up, threw up my hands, and sat down again.

  “But this is not logical,” Marko protested earnestly. “Your questions indicated that you thought she had lied to the doctor. I don’t see why—”

  “Nuts,” I said in disgust. “He knows damn well she lied. If he liked to bet he would give you odds that it was one of the family that cut her up, either in the house or out, and she knows who it was and so do the rest of them. I know him better than you do, Marko. If he did leave his damn house and ride at night through the dangerous streets, when he got there he would have to work like a dog, put all he’s got into it, to nail the one that has it coming. If instead of that he goes to bed and sleeps well, something may happen to simplify matters. That’s all there is to it.”

  “Is that true, Nero?” Marko demanded.

  “It contains truth,” Wolfe conceded big-heartedly. “So does this. Patently Mrs. Whitten is in danger. Anyone who cuts a five-inch gash in the territory of the eighth rib may be presumed to have maleficent intentions, and probably pertinacity to boot. But though Archie is normally humane, his exasperation does not come from a benevolent passion to prevent further injury to Mrs. Whitten. She is much too old for him to feel that way. It comes from his childish resentment that his coup, which was unquestionably brilliant, will not be immediately followed up as he would like it to be. That is understandable, but I see no reason—”

  The doorbell rang. I got up and went for it. I might have left it to Fritz, but I was glad of an excuse to walk out on Wolfe’s objectionable remarks. The panel in our entrance door is one-way glass, permitting us to see out but not the outsider to see in, and on my way down the hall I flipped the switch for the stoop light to get a look.

  One glance was enough, but I took a step for another one before turning, marching back to the office, and telling Wolfe, “You may remember that you instructed me to get six people down here—as many of them as possible, you said. They’re here. Out on the stoop. Shall I tell them you’re sleepy?”

  “All of them?”

  “Yes, sir.”

  Wolfe threw his head back and laughed. He did that about once a year. When it had tapered off to a chuckle he spoke.

  “Marko, will you leave by way of the front room? Through that door. Your presence might embarrass them. Bring them in, Archie.”

  I went back out, pulled the door wide open, and greeted them.

  “Hello there! Come on in.”

  “You goddam rat,” Mortimer snarled at me through his teeth.

  VI

  The two sons were supporting their mother, one on either side, and continued to do so along the hall and on into the office. She was wearing a tan summer outfit, dotted with brown, which I would have assumed to be silk if I had not heard tell that in certain shops you can part with three centuries for a little number in rayon. Eve was in white, with yellow buttons, and Phoebe was in what I would call calico, two shades of blue. My impulse to smile at her of course had to be choked.

  Thinking it might prevent an outburst, or at least postpone it, I formally pronounced their names for Wolfe and then saw that their chairs were arranged the way he liked it when we had a crowd, so that he wouldn’t have to work his neck too much to take them all in. Jerome and Mortimer, declining my offer of the big couch for Mom, got her comfortable in the red leather chair, but it was Phoebe who took the chair next to her. Mortimer stayed on his feet. The others sat.

  Wolfe’s eyes swept the arc. “You all look mad,” he said inoffensively.

  “If you think that’s witty,” Eve snapped.

  “Not at all,” he assured her. “I was merely acknowledging an atmosphere.” His eyes moved to Mrs. Whitten. “Do you want me to talk, madam? You came here, and you might like to tell me why.”

  “Your lousy punk,” Mortimer blurted, “might like to step outside and ask me why!”

  “Mortimer!” Mrs. Whitten turned to him. “Sit down.”

  He hesitated, opened his trap and shut it again, moved, and sat, next to Phoebe. A fine brother she picked.

  “You will please remember,” Mrs. Whitten told the flock, “that I am to do the talking. I wanted to come alone, but you talked me out of it, and now you will please keep silent. Including you, Dan,” she added to the son-in-law. She returned to Wolfe. “I was getting my breath. The exertion was—not too much, but enough.” She was still using sighs to get oxygen, and she was even paler than when I had seen her in bed.

  “I can wait,” Wolfe said placidly. “Would you like some brandy?”

  “No, thank you.” She breathed long and deep. “I don’t take alcohol, even as medicine, though all my children do. Their father permitted it. I apologized for my son calling your associate, Mr. Goodwin, a lousy punk. Do you wish an apology from him?”

  “Certainly not. He wouldn’t mean it.”

  “I suppose not. Do you share Mr. Goodwin’s opinions?”

  “Often. Not always, heaven knows.”

  “He told Dr. Cutler that Virgil Pompa did not kill my husband, that he is innocent. Do you believe that too?”

  “Yes.”

  “Why?”

  Wolfe regarded her. “It seems to me,” he suggested, “that you’re going a long way round, and it’s an hour past midnight, you need rest and quiet, and I have myself a great many questions to ask—all of you. What you most urgently want to know is whether I intend to tell the police about the assault that was made on you, and if not, what do I intend. That’s right, isn’t it?”

  “It isn’t only a matter of intention,” Daniel Bahr said like a lecturer. “It may well be asked, by what right do you—”

  “Dan, what did I tell you?” came at him from his mother-in-law.

  “Hold it, chum,” Mortimer growled. “We’re just tassels.”

  “Goodness knows,” Mrs. Whitten told Wolfe, “I didn’t get up and dress and come down here just to have an argument. My children all love to argue, just like their father, but I don’t. About my being assaulted, it was silly for me to ask my doctor not to report it, but I thought I simply couldn’t stand more talks with policemen.” She took a long breath. “That would have been better than this, but how could I know an extremely intelligent young man was going to come to see me on behalf of Miss Alving? He said he didn’t know why she sent him, but that you did. What does she want—money? I don’t owe her anything. Then he told my doctor that Virgil Pompa is innocent. Why did he tell my doctor that? Maybe he can prove Pompa is innocent—I don’t know, maybe he can. If he can, that police inspector is the man to tell, not my doctor. So I thought there were several things you might tell me about.”

  “We agreed with her,” Jerome said quietly.

  “I see.” Wolfe pursed his lips. His eyes took them in and settled on Mrs. Whitten. “Three things, a
pparently. First, Miss Alving. That is a private matter and should be tête-à-tête, so we’ll postpone it. Second, the innocence of Mr. Pompa. My reasons for assuming it would convince neither the police nor you, so we won’t waste time on them. Third, the assault on you with a knife. We might get somewhere discussing that.”

  “One thing I didn’t tell Dr. Cutler,” Mrs. Whitten offered. “I didn’t notice it until after he had gone. My bag was stolen. The person who stabbed me must have taken it and run with it.”

  “Good heavens.” Wolfe’s eyes widened at her. “You’re only making it worse, and it was bad enough already. It was a mistake to say you didn’t know whether it was a man or a woman, but this is pure poppycock. A bag snatcher who carries a naked knife and uses it on your torso as he snatches? Bah!”

  “She probably dropped it,” Eve explained.

  “And no one noticed its absence for an hour?” Wolfe shook his head. “No, this makes it worse. I offer an alternative. Either you, all of you, will discuss with me what happened up there Monday evening, and give me responsive answers to questions, or I put a case to Inspector Cramer.”

  “What case?” Bahr demanded.

  “I’ll give Mr. Cramer both the facts and my inferences. I’ll tell him of Mrs. Whitten’s injuries, and why her explanation of them is unacceptable. I’ll say that the use of a deadly weapon on her, soon after the fatal use of a similar weapon on her husband, is highly suggestive and demands the fullest inquiry; that if the same person made both attacks, which is at least a permissible conjecture, it could not have been Mr. Pompa, since he is locked up; that if the same person made both attacks it must have been one of you five here present, since only you and Mr. Pompa had an opportunity to kill Mr. Whitten; that—”

  “Why, you bastard!” Mortimer blurted.

  “Keep quiet, Mort,” Phoebe muttered at him.

  “—that,” Wolfe continued, “this conjecture gets strong support from Mrs. Whitten’s untenable explanation of her injuries.” Wolfe upturned a palm. “That’s the kernel of it.” He spoke to Mrs. Whitten. “Why would you make up a story, good or bad? To conceal the identity of your assailant. Why would you want to protect one who had used a deadly weapon on you? Because it was one of these five people, a member of your family. But it must have been one of these five people who, if Mr. Pompa is innocent, killed Mr. Whitten. It fits neatly. It deserves inquiry; I propose to inquire; and if you won’t let me, then it will have to be the police.”

  “This was inherent in the situation,” Bahr announced, as if that took the sting out of it.

  “You’re accusing one of us of murder,” Jerome Landy told Wolfe.

  “Not one, Mr. Landy. All of you. I’m not prepared yet to particularize.”

  “That’s serious. Very serious.”

  “It is indeed.”

  “If you expect us to answer questions we have a right to have a lawyer present.”

  “No. You have no right at all, except to get up and leave. I am not speaking for the people of the State of New York; I am merely a private detective who has you cornered. There are two ways out, and you are free to choose. But before you do so it is only fair to warn you that I have concealed weapons. I’ll show you one. I do not surmise that all of you lied to the police; I know it. You said that your clandestine meeting was for a discussion of a difficulty your brother Mortimer had encountered.”

  “It was,” Jerome asserted.

  “No, it wasn’t. Mr. Bahr told Mrs. Whitten that you had gathered to consider the problem posed by her new husband. What was indicated for the future by putting him at the head of the family business? Was he to be permitted to take it over and own it? If so, what about the Landy children? Mrs. Whitten, shocked by this concerted onset, did not counterattack as might have been expected. She did not even remind you that the business belonged to her. She reproached you for assuming that she was capable of violating your rights as your father’s children. During the talk Mr. Bahr twice suggested that the proper course was to have Mr. Whitten join you, and have it out. The second time he made the suggestion it was approved by all of you, including the one who knew it was futile because Mr. Whitten was dead. So, as I say, you all lied to the police.”

  “I didn’t,” Bahr declared. “I only said it was a family matter which I could not discuss.”

  “You see?” Wolfe snapped at them. “Thank you, Mr. Bahr. That might not be corroboration for a jury, but it is for me. Now.” He aimed his eyes at Eve. “I’ll start with you, Mrs. Bahr. There’s no point in sequestering you, since there has been ample time to arrange for concord. During the time you five were in the dining room Monday evening, who left the room and when?”

  VII

  But Mrs. Whitten delayed the question period another ten minutes by entering a demurrer. She had a point all right, but it seemed foolish for her to press it then. Of course it was obvious that one of two things was true: either Pompa had made a sucker of Marko, or Wolfe had boiled it down to the plain question of how to break through the family interference and get the one with the ball. If Mrs. Whitten saw him coming, as she certainly did, and if she was determined to protect the flock even if one of them had killed her Floyd and taken a whack at her, her best bet was just to sit on it and not budge. But she wanted to do it her way, so she called Wolfe on the detail of lying to the cops.

  Her point was that he couldn’t possibly have learned anything about what happened Monday evening except from Pompa, and what would he expect from a man under arrest for murder? Jerome also had a point. Even if they had lied about the object of the meeting, which wasn’t so, that was no proof, not even an indication, that one of them had killed Whitten. Would any group of people, having found Whitten dead upstairs, have admitted that they had met secretly to find ways and means of keeping him from getting what belonged to them? Though completely innocent, they would be fools so to complicate a simple situation—simple, because Pompa was obviously guilty, not only to them but to the police.

  Wolfe let them make their points.

  The questions and answers went on for two hours. It seemed to me like an awful waste of time and breath, since no matter what was fact and what was fancy, they were certainly all glued together on it and the glue had had two days to dry. The first interruption in the dining room Monday evening had been when Pompa had rung the doorbell. They hadn’t known who it was, and had merely sat tight, supposing the bell ringer would depart. But in a few minutes had come the sound of the front door opening, and through the closed door of the dining room they could recognize voices in the reception hall and hear feet mounting the stairs. From there on they had talked in whispers and more about their immediate predicament than the object of the meeting. There were fierce arguments. Bahr had advocated ascending to the second floor in a body and going to the mat on it, but no one had supported him. Mortimer and Eve had wanted them to sneak out and go to the Bahr apartment, but were voted down on account of the risk of being seen from the upstairs windows. They spent the last hour sitting in the dark, hissing at one another, and Jerome had joined the Mortimer-and-Eve faction, making it a majority, when steps were heard descending the stairs, then, soon, other steps coming down fast, and Mrs. Whitten calling to Pompa. The voices were loud enough for them to hear words. After a door had closed and the voices were gone, a cautious reconnoiter by Phoebe had informed them that Pompa and Mrs. Whitten were in the living room. That had settled the argument about sneaking out, and the next event on the program, some half an hour later, had been the upsetting of a floor lamp by a careless movement in the dark by Bahr.

  On the crucial question the glue held everywhere. Who had left the room after Pompa and Mrs. Whitten had entered the living room? Only Phoebe, for reconnaissance, and never for more than half a minute at a time. It didn’t leave much elbow room for genius, not even Wolfe’s. It was all well enough to remind them that it had been pitch dark, and to keep digging at where this one or that one had been, and what was Bahr doing when he upset the lamp, but if th
ey were unanimous that they knew beyond doubt that no one had left the room except Phoebe for her brief excursions, what were you going to do, even if you knew in your bones that what they were really unanimous on was a resolution not to let one of them get tagged for murder? If what they had to be solid on had been some intricate series of events with a tricky time table, it might have been cracked open, but all they had to do was keep repeating that no one left the room during that half an hour except Phoebe, and that she wasn’t out for more than thirty seconds at a time.

  It was exactly the same for that evening, Wednesday, as it was for Monday. No fancy getup was required. They simply stated that they had all been in the house together for nearly an hour when the bell had rung and the butler had answered it, and Mrs. Whitten had staggered in with blood all over her. Again there was no place to start a wedge. Jerome, in his quiet subdued manner, offered to help by going to bring the butler, but Wolfe declined without thanks.

  Wolfe glanced at the clock on the wall; it was a quarter to three. He tightened his lips and moved his eyes along the arc.

  “Well. I am merely flattening my nose, to no purpose. We can’t go on all night, ladies and gentlemen. You’d better go home and go to bed.” He looked at Mrs. Whitten. “Except you, madam. You will of course sleep here. We have a spare room with a comfortable—”

  There were protests in five voices, of various tones and tenors. Mortimer was of course the loudest, with Eve a close second. Wolfe shut his eyes while the storm blew, and then opened them.

  “What do you think?” he demanded peevishly. “Am I a dunce? In a murder case it sometimes happens that a detective, stopped at a dead end, simply withdraws to wait upon a further event that may start a new path. That may be allowable, but not when the expected event is another murder. Not for me. A desire or intention to harm Mrs. Whitten may be in none of your minds, but I’m not going to risk it. She would be dead now if that blade had gone five inches in instead of across. I am willing, for the time being, to pursue this inquiry myself without recourse to the police or the District Attorney, but only with that condition: Mrs. Whitten stays under my roof until I am satisfied on certain points. She can leave at any moment if she regards the police as less obnoxious than me.”