Mission: Earth Disaster

by Ron L. Hubbard

  They didn't. A man went out and was gone a long time. He came back with the proper I.D. blanks for an Intelligence officer. They typed it out, put his picture and a thumbprint on it and laminated it. They gave him his I.D.

  They pushed him over to another part of the armory. There was a row of typewriters along the wall. A single officer, a colonel, was sitting at a single desk in a cleared space. He was beefy and perspiring. His desk was piled two feet thick with loose sheets of paper. Men were sitting on their baggage all around. Aside from the colonel and the enlisted men at the typewriters, Heller was the only one in uniform.

  Jet asked one of the waiting men, "What are we doing here?"

  "We're waiting for our orders so we can be shipped off to camp." He waved a hand toward the single colonel at the single desk. "Fatty there might or might not get it sorted out tonight. You're in the army now. Hurry up and wait."

  Heller glanced at his watch. It was well past midnight. Saturday was here. He had to find out about Izzy. He had to get out of this.

  He looked at the colonel perspiring away at his desk. He looked at the typists along the wall.

  It was terribly hot in the place. The only cooling they had was a huge fan on a column stand and it was idling away blowing air at an angle toward the ceiling.

  Heller walked over to the typists. As he was in uniform, they didn't seem to mind his reading over their shoulders.

  They were typing orders for drafts of men to this place and that. They were very backlogged.

  Heller saw a corporal coming from the fingerprint area. He saw him put a sheaf of papers down beside the typewriter of an enlisted girl. Heller drifted over.

  Heller hoped his own papers would be amongst them. Maybe he could intercept them and do something. He walked over to the girl but just as he was beside her, she got up and walked over to the colonel's desk and laid some papers down.

  Jet looked at the file carbon of what she had just typed. It was a list of men being ordered to Camp Dix. The original had just been delivered to the colonel's desk. The name, WISTER, Jerome Terrance, 2nd Lieutenant, Army of the United States, headed it!

  He was too late!

  He hastily put the carbon in his pocket but that wouldn't solve it.

  He looked around. He went over to one of the men sitting on their baggage. He said, "Look at that poor colonel. He must be dying of the heat. You're in the army now. You must learn to respect your officers and help them."

  The man looked at him. "Well, yes, sir," he said doubtfully.

  "See that fan?" said Heller, pointing to the stand. "Turn it off, move it in closer, point it at the colonel and turn it on again. Got that?"

  "Yessir," said the inductee.

  He went over, turned the fan off, and moved the stand up beside the colonel. He pointed the fan level. He turned it on.

  AN EXPLOSION OF PAPERS FLEW EVERYWHERE!

  The colonel slammed his arms down and tried to contain the blizzard. Then he came up like a raging bull.

  The inductee who had done it scuttled off, instantly lost in the mob.

  The colonel kicked the fan over with a raving curse. Papers were still flying about the armory.

  Heller rushed up. "Sir, I'll give you a hand!"

  He promptly began to gather papers up, his fast eye taking in every piece as he stacked it.

  The enlisted men had rushed from their typewriters and were helping out and Heller had to work fast.

  In five minutes all the papers had again been collected. But Heller had the one that sent him to Fort Dix. He also had the typist carbon.

  He went over to a desk whose typist had stepped out for a coffee break. He rapidly retyped the draft order to Camp Dix, omitting his own name.

  He put more paper in the typewriter and, using the format he saw on other orders lying there, typed a set of orders which sent WISTER, Jerome Terrance, 2nd Lieutenant, Army of the United States, to the "Anti-Saboteur Unit" as officer in charge, detached duty, on his own cognizance and to report only to the Secretary of War.

  He put his own file and the carbons in the proper baskets. He went down the line of typists and collected other orders to be signed and took the lot to the colonel.

  "These are urgent, sir," he said.

  The colonel grunted, mopped his brow and signed the lot.

  Heller took them back to the typists, put his own in his pocket, picked up his duffel bag and walked out.

  Ten minutes later, he stepped into the Silver Spirit Rolls Royce.

  "Are you in the army now, sir?" said the chauffeur.

  "I've already fought my first campaign," said Heller. "But the Empire State Building must be swarming with saboteurs. Take me there at once!"

  NOW to find out what had happened to Izzy!

  Chapter 6

  Driving through the deserted streets of very late night New York, Heller removed his tunic and snipped the ROTC shoulder patch away. He polished up the gold castles which represented Intelligence and burnished his single rank bars. He redonned the tunic and slipped his orders and I.D. into his side pocket.

  He stopped the chauffeur on 34th Street and went forward to the Empire State Building side entrance on foot.

  Two New York policemen were there, lounging on either side of the door. They looked at him suspiciously. He went on in.

  At the elevators, the boy on night duty let him into the car. Jet gave the number of his floor. The boy turned around to him. "I can take you up there but they might not let you out of the car."

  "Who's 'they'?" said Heller.

  "New York City Police," said the boy. "They've been blocking off half of that floor since last Tuesday."

  "Take me anyway," said Jet, very curious.

  The boy shrugged and they shot upwards. The car stopped and the door opened.

  In front of nun, in the floor lobby, sat FIVE cops! Four instantly came to their feet, clubs alert. The fifth, a police captain, sat at a desk which blocked the hall that led to all of Jet's and Izzy's offices.

  Heller walked up to the captain. He wanted to get into these offices and look around: maybe Izzy had left him a note. "I have to search the place," he said.

  "No, no," said the captain. "Nobody gets in or out of this area."

  "What's the matter?" said Jet. "A bomb alert or something?"

  "Worse than that," said the captain. "A bunch of desperate criminals are holed up in the Maysabongo Legation right down that hall."

  "What have they done?" said Jet.

  "Littering," said the captain, "and a court injunction has denied them the use of sidewalks."

  "Aha!" said Jet. "The very people I must interrogate." He held out his Army I.D. and his orders.

  The captain waved them aside. "Listen, Army, these people have immunity inside their legation. So far it's just a civil matter. But we can't let you pass. Their phones are shut off, so don't try any funny business."

  "I must see them," said Heller.

  "Sorry, Lieutenant. That's quite impossible. We've got our orders. Nobody in or out and that means nobody, including you. Come Monday, after war is declared, army commandos will hit this place and clean it out. But up to then, no dice. That's the way it is, Lieutenant. The Maysabongo Legation is sealed off. Get lost."

  Heller said, "Can't I even go into the other offices?"

  "Nope," said the captain. "This whole half-floor is shut and there's cops on every entrance. So bye-bye, Army. Sergeant, escort him out of the building." On the street again, Heller walked back and got into the Rolls.

  At least he now knew where poor Izzy was!

  "Take me home," he told the chauffeur.

  Balmor, despite the hour, met him at the door. "Oh, sir, how opportune. Miss Joy is just this minute on the phone."

  Heller walked across the salon and picked up the instrument. "I didn't get a chance to phone, dear."

  "When you didn't call to say you arrived, I got worried. How are my two warriors?"

  "Well, one is now in the army and the other i
s lying here snoring off a pint of cream."

  "How dreadful!"

  "Oh, cream won't hurt him. It's pasteurized."

  "I mean the army."

  "They wouldn't take him. Criminal record. Illegal alien. They only like to send good fellows out to be shot."

  "Jettero, be serious."

  "It is serious, but I'm not going to discuss it past the ears of NSA. How's the sick man?"

  "He just lies there. The doctor says he is better but he doesn't seem to know where he is and he doesn't speak. That's what I'm worried about. He may not recover. What's this about the army?"

  "Don't worry about that. I have it under control. I may be busy for a couple days. Love you."

  "You take care of yourself, Jettero. This planet isn't worth it."

  "It's the only planet we've got at the moment. Take care of things, dear."

  She told him that she loved him, in an anxious voice. His hint about the National Security Agency and the inference he was about to do something had her worried.

  He hung up and went to his room and changed his clothes. He put on a black summer-weight suit, black engineer boots and black engineer gloves.

  He packed a shoulder-strap bag with explosives and other items. He tied the collapsed spacetrooper sled to it.

  He picked up the cat's satchel, checked its items and put the cat in it.

  Balmor escorted him down to the car and handed him a leather lunch case overfull with sandwiches, hot coffee and milk. "An army crawls on its stomach, sir. I don't think you've eaten since you got off the plane."

  "Thanks, Balmor. The fellow who said war is hell didn't have you for a butler."

  He rolled downtown in the Rolls Royce, sharing sandwiches with the cat.

  Chapter 7

  They stopped half a block from the Empire State Building. Heller thanked the chauffeur and told him to go home.

  He shifted the two satchels to comfortable positions on his shoulders and strode along, carrying the lunch box.

  He went in by another entrance than the one he had used last time. It also had police and they eyed him. He took an elevator to the floor above his own. He walked along until he was above the Maysabongo Legation. He looked around to make sure there were no night cleaners in sight.

  Expertly he opened the lock of an office door, went in and closed it behind him. He crossed it and opened a window. He verified that he was right. He got out a spaceship safety line and hooked its quick release to a pipe. Heller looked far down at the distant street. Two cop cars were standing there. A swirl of mist went by bis window, such was the altitude of it. He looked up: the sky was pale black above.

  He swung out and dropped down.

  He came opposite the legation window. It was all dark inside.: He thumped on the glass quietly.

  Suddenly there was Izzy's face!

  Heller made a gesture of opening the window. Izzy came out of his shock. He fumblingly obeyed. Heller slid in. He gave the safety line a twitch and it fell into his hand. He closed the window.

  A candle was being lit.

  "Don't say, 'Jet, how did you get here?'" said Heller. "It will very shortly be dawn and we haven't got much time."

  "Mr. Jet, how did you get here?" said Izzy, eyes round as saucers behind his horned-rimmed glasses.

  In the candlelight, Bang-Bang was grinning ear to ear. Delbert John Rockecenter II was getting off a desk, popeyed.

  "What's going on?" said Heller. "Did you execute the options or what?"

  "Oh," said Izzy. "It is a dreadful thing. Miss Simmons has got all the refineries in the world shut down. Maysabongo exercised the options to buy all the oil reserves."

  "Couldn't you pay for them?" said Heller.

  "Oh, yes," said Izzy. "That was easy. We had the cash. Maysabongo controls every drop of crude oil in the tanks and on board ships. That's why they're going to declare war!"

  "But didn't you make good the options to sell all the oil stock in the world? Didn't it go down?"

  "Oh, it went down! It's worth almost nothing."

  "Well, all right," said Heller. "You must have made billions!"

  "I should say so," said Izzy. "That's another trouble. Tharti more cash than there is available and it will break the American banking system. They don't have 189 billion in their tills!"

  "Well, didn't you exercise the options to buy in all the oil-company stock for a dollar?"

  "Mr. Jet," said Izzy, "I got to tell you something. The options at the brokers will expire Monday noon. We can't get out of here. We can't phone. We can't send messengers. We're living on Maysabongo samples of coconut oil. We can't reach the brokers or the bank. We haven't exercised either the sell options or the buy options!"

  "It's Rockecenter," said Bang-Bang. "He got Faustino to order the New York City Police to bottle up this place."

  "He got the president of the United States to declare mobilization," said Izzy. "Sunday evening, the Swillerberger Conference of International Financiers is meeting in Philadelphia. They're ordering the president and Congress to declare war on Maysabongo Monday morning. They'll take back the oil as enemy property and we'll be out our money. They'll sell it back to Rockecenter for pennies and he'll make billions."

  "But what if we owned all the shares?" said Heller.

  "The money we make with the sell options will do us no good," said Izzy. "They'll keep the banking system intact by saying we're enemy-connected people and seizing all our funds. Even if we execute our buy options, all those shares will be seized and the oil companies will be sold to Rockecenter for nothing. He'll come out of this far more rich and powerful than he ever was before."

  "And us guys," said Bang-Bang, "will wind up in the jailhouse as enemy agents."

  "And," Izzy continued, "although I filed their 13D form with Securities and Exchange Commission, saying we were going to acquire more than 5 percent of a lot of oil companies, they claim they never saw the paper and we'll be facing Federal warrants. Oy, Mr. Jet, I have never seen such trouble!"

  "Well, I can solve part of it," said Heller. "Have a sandwich and some hot coffee." And he hefted the lunch case onto a desk.

  "Oy, Mr. Jet. I wish I had your nerve!" said Izzy. "My ulcers are killing me."

  "What are you doing here?" said Heller to Delbert John Rockecenter II.

  "I'm a conscientious defector," said Twoey. "Tuesday a bunch of men with guns shot the land yacht all to pieces. Me and the staff were down at the barns feeding pigs. They set fire to the barns, too, and shot a lot of helpless swine. We barely got away with our lives. I had just got here when they closed this place down. Let me tell you, Jerome, this being a Rockecenter son is dangerous. I think I better warn you: they don't even respect pigs! All I did was phone our father and ask him to do a commercial telling people not to eat ham...."

  "You phoned him?" said Heller.

  "Yeah, Miss Joy left the number in the land yacht. I talk good English now and everything. There wasn't any reason for him to blow up. Any self-respecting boar treats his kids better."

  "Mr. Jet," said Izzy. "That's another thing. Bleedum, our attorney, was looking up the Rockecenter wills, and did you know that there's a ten-billion-dollar trust standing by if Rockecenter has a son? The boy would get it when he was eighteen and up to then Delbert Senior is the trustee. I don't think it's safe for either you or Twoey to be seen around. If you can get us out of here, I've got airline tickets for Brazil."

  "Eat your sandwiches," said Heller. "The only flying that's going to be done right now is by me."

  They had been pouring out hot coffee for themselves but they stopped and watched what Heller was doing.

  Jet was assembling the spacetrooper sled. Its antigravity lifts hummed as he checked them. He verified the connections and drive power with the meter on one of its rods.

  "You didn't see this," he said.

  He gave the cat satchel and the other bag a hitch to get them around toward his back. He laid the two poles at the sled front on the windowsill. He opene
d the window and lay on the sled, belly down.

  The three stared at him in astonishment.

  "You guys just sit tight and stay alive," said Jet. "I'm going to see what I can do to rescue you. Bye-bye."

  He wrapped his hand around the button control at the front of the right-hand pole.

  The sled soared out the window and into the mist and night.

  PART SEVENTY

  Chapter 1

  Heller launched himself into the first gray of the dawn. Unseen, flying at a thousand feet like a javelin through the whistling air, he headed southwest. The blackness and the lights of the Hudson lay below. A very faint pink strand of cloud heralded the eastern sun.

  Quite unlike him, his mind was filled with misgivings and doubt. But like a gambler who stakes all on one last throw, he had to take the chance.

  As he flew, he told himself his prospects did not look good. His plan was good enough, providing he could surmount one huge obstacle.

  He knew he had to fight a war. It was not the war which Congress would declare on Monday. Heller's war had to be over and done with, victorious, in just slightly more than forty-eight hours.

  He didn't have any troops. Rockecenter obviously owned the army and told it what to do, and additionally Heller knew that the War Department was not likely to approve the battle he must fight. And win. He knew where the troops were to be had but it was a very iffy thing: Babe Corleone!

  Half a year before, due to the false publicity of J. Walter Madison, Babe Corleone had believed him to be a turncoat and traitor and a supporter of Faustino "The Noose" Narcotici. She thought Faustino had paid him to throw a race.

  Faustino styled himself the capo di tutti capi. But Babe Corleone, who had guided the Corleone family since the death of her aged husband, "Holy Joe," despised drugs and would not deal with the Faustino mob.

  She had regarded Heller as a son until the fatal rift. He wondered if he were not sticking his head into a hornet's nest now even thinking of approaching her. The wrath of the six-foot-six, statuesque, ex-Roxy chorus girl was legendary, her thirst for vengeance proverbial. When he had last seen her she had washed her hands of him and, in sackcloth and ashes, had ordered him to get out. It had made him very sad, for he was fond of Babe. He had obeyed and had not gone near her since.