TKO

by Tom Schreck

  “Sorry, I’m just surprised. C’mon in, the place’s a mess.”

  Al ran to Trina and snuggled up to her. Trina and I have a bit of a history. On more than one occasion we’ve gotten involved, usually when one or both of us has just gotten out of a failed relationship. My relationships failed regularly and Trina’s weren’t much better.

  “Where’s Todd?” I said referring to her current BF.

  “Todd’s an asshole,” she said.

  “I always thought so, but I didn’t want to say anything.”

  “How about Marcia?”

  “She’s in therapy and her therapist says she can’t go out with me.”

  We found our way to the couch and I wiped Al’s slobber off the cushions before Trina sat down.

  “Duff, you’ve really done it this time, you know. I don’t know how you’re going to save your job,” she said.

  “Yeah, I fucked up royally,” I said.

  “I’m sorry about the fight. I was there, you know.”

  “I thought you hated boxing.”

  “I do.”

  She touched a small raspberry on the side of my head. It was the only remnant of the knockout.

  “God, I worry about you,” Trina said, looking into my eyes. I could feel what was about to happen. She put her hand gently on my knee and let it stay there. I put my hand under her shoulder-length chestnut hair and lightly rubbed her neck.

  Instinctively she leaned into me and kissed me hard. I took her roughly into my arms and in one motion turned and laid her down on the couch. She stopped kissing me for a moment and let out a breath that was filled with something that was part emotion and part desire. We went back to kissing and her hand slipped inside my shirt and grabbed at the muscles in my back.

  Trina pushed me off her just enough to start struggling to get my shirt over my head. She got it halfway and I did the rest, propping myself up on my knees. She undid the buttons on her white tapered blouse with fury and then the front clasp of her bra. We rolled over and she was out of both her blouse and bra. She was a sight, her hair softly falling on just the top of her shoulders, her flat waist, with just a hint of muscle and maybe, most of all, a glint in her eye showing that she was totally in the moment.

  She reached to the snap on my jeans and I felt my heart race while I closed my eyes. The tongue was warm and wet and just a bit rough against my side, and I felt Trina shift off my lower body. I kept my eyes closed to heighten the anticipation. Again, with the tongue, only this time it felt scratchier.

  “Ewwww. Make him go!” Trina shouted, startling me out of my bliss.

  “WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF,” Al said, frightened by Trina’s yelling.

  I looked up and there was Al’s nose. He was poised to lick me in the face to make sure I was all right from whatever it was that this intruder was about to do to me. I tried to shoo him away but instead he climbed up on my bare chest and sat on it with his back to Trina, who was now sitting on the couch with her head in her hands.

  Al had a satisfied look on his face, as if he was experiencing a sense of success in protecting his master. Trina’s expression was less than satisfied as she fumbled to put on her clothes. Just a moment ago, when she was fumbling to get out of her clothes, she looked incredibly sexy. Now, with the process in reverse, she looked incredibly awkward.

  “I’m sorry,” I said. “I really don’t know what to say.”

  “That’s okay, I got carried away. It probably wasn’t a good idea anyway,” Trina said.

  I didn’t know how to respond to that because the whole thing seemed like a swell idea to me, but I realized women aren’t like men. It was one of those things where if I disagreed I think I would’ve come off like a sexually desirous pig—which of course I am. I just didn’t want to state the obvious.

  In an effort to ease the awkwardness, I got Trina and myself a drink even though she didn’t ask for one. I threw on the TV just to have some noise other than our silence. The Crawford station was in a special report. The attractive female correspondent was live at the McDonough High football field next to the bleachers. There was police tape, flashing lights, and a lot of activity.

  “Crawford appears to have another murder victim on its hands. The victim is seventeen-year-old Elisa Madnick and though police officials and the FBI are releasing very little information, News Channel 13 has learned that the victim was sexually assaulted, sodomized, and then stabbed repeatedly in the neck and chest.”

  “Oh my God,” Trina said.

  “Yeah.” It was all I could think of to say.

  The reporter continued.

  “Police still have not determined the whereabouts of Howard Rheinhart, the serial killer who was recently paroled from prison. Rheinhart disappeared around the time of the murder of Connie Carter, the McDonough High cheerleader who disappeared several weeks ago,” she said.

  “How many is that now?” Trina asked.

  “Five, I think,” I said.

  “Oh my God.”

  18

  The next morning was the start of my unofficial vacation. I didn’t have to go to work and I didn’t have a fight to train for, but I didn’t feel like working out either. My new karateka was conspicuous by his absence, which was a bit of a relief but it also made me sad because I hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings.

  I was into my third cup of coffee and trying to ignore Al, who was whipping around the house like I spiked his dish with Sudafed when the phone rang. It was Hymie and I dreaded talking to him.

  “Son, what is this latest mess you’ve got yourself into? That Claudia is meshugenah with anger, you know,” he said.

  “Yeah, I know, Hymie. I’m sorry. It’s my fault,” I said.

  “You threw a coffee cup at the doctor?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Son, I’m sorry about your fight. It’s okay, there’ll be others.”

  “I’m not sure there will be, Hymie.”

  “Son, you’ve got to let it go. You’re a crazy Irishman and the Polish doesn’t help, but you know better.”

  “Yes, I do, Hymie.”

  “What did this doctor do?”

  “He believes Rheinhart is the murderer. That, and he took a shot at me about my fight.”

  “Isn’t this guy, Rheinhart, the guy?”

  “I don’t think so, Hymie.”

  “Son, you have a soft heart—this Rheinhart, he has had it rough, no?”

  “Yes.”

  “Son, I’ll see what I can do with Claudia, but I don’t know this time.”

  I thanked Hymie and I signed off. At this point I didn’t particularly care about the job and I didn’t care about my boxing career. There wasn’t much I gave a shit about, but I didn’t like the thought that Howard was getting screwed. Of all the shit swirling around my toilet of a brain, that was the one piece of shit that just wouldn’t flush.

  Sure, I promised Kelley I’d back off, but with all this time on my hands it certainly wouldn’t hurt anything if I poked my head around a little bit. It would give me something to do and it would be a way not to think about everything else. I definitely could use the diversion and I was betting that Howard could use someone—anyone, to look out for him. After all, he asked me for help.

  In the meantime my Muslim brother was on my last nerve. I grabbed the leash and tried to get him hooked up but he thought it was an opportunity to practice his open-field running. Again, he was running crazy as dog shit all over the Blue, dying for me to give chase. I’d try to stop and pretend like I wasn’t going to chase him, thinking he would feel guilty and relent to the leash. Apparently guilt wasn’t an emotion that Al struggled with, because when I’d pause he’d stay just out of reach until I took a step toward him and then he’d fake left and go right. Finally, out of frustration, I ran as fast as I could af
ter him and got real close when he shifted direction and ducked under the coffee table.

  My shin was actually bleeding and the thin skin over the bone was a dark purplish red. Al crawled out from the table with his tail wagging, ready for his walk just as soon as I stopped hopping around repeating the f-word. I’m man enough to know when I’ve lost.

  I lifted Al’s fat ass into the passenger side of the Eldorado and switched tracks on the Blue Hawaii eight-track until “Can’t Help Falling in Love” was cued up. Al curled up, belched, and went to sleep. I drove toward Smitty’s house, not to see him but instead to have Al pick up his scent and follow it to the Y. Smitty was almost never home, except late at night, so I figured I’d let Al nose around, see if he could pick up some Smitty aroma, and see if he could find his way to the gym. I guess in some ways I knew I had to see Smitty and maybe I was setting up a scenario to bump in to him accidentally on purpose.

  Al huffed around Smitty’s front lawn, his porch, and settled on a bench where Smitty read. I gave him the “Go find!” command and he was off with his nose working the ground and the pavement like an Electrolux on overdrive. Al kept a steady pace, stopping and raising his nose in the air, pausing to think from time to time, and then getting back to the ground to do his work. He worked the trail for a couple of miles and he was more intense then I’d ever seen him. Trailing was clearly in his blood and it was what he was meant to do, at least in addition to eating and farting.

  About a block from the Y, Al stopped, crapped, and then sprinted to the parking lot right to Smitty’s car. He was jumping all over Smitty’s Oldsmobile, happy as could be with me praising him when I heard voices a couple of rows behind me in the parking lot.

  “That would be a fitting dog for you. A dog that looks as pathetic as your life.”

  It was Harter, the karate guy. I looked up and he was standing there with Mitchell and, of all people, Dr. Abadon. They were standing in front of a shiny black Escalade with gold chrome all over it.

  “Maybe floppy-ears would like to play with Seagal,” Mitchell said, and with his remote he lowered the driver’s-side window just a bit. The head of a pit bull emerged with its snarling mouth almost foaming and its teeth barred. Al got behind my legs and whimpered.

  “Ha, just like his master!” Harter said. “Hey, nice job at your last fight … loser!”

  I was taking it all in and feeling several of the veins in my neck twitch, but I didn’t want to subject Al to any more of this. The whole episode seemed so out of context, especially with Abadon joining these two, that I felt a little off, like something was wrong or something was about to be wrong.

  Even though it would have been my nature to get into it with them, I walked away with Al without saying anything. Al’s jubilant mood from the trailing was gone and he looked a bit ashamed.

  19

  When I didn’t know what else to do with my time, I went to AJ’s. With very little going on in my life, but a lot of things racing through my head, I needed the group therapy that AJ’s offered.

  “It’s all based on shittin’ the bed when you’re a kid,” Rocco was saying.

  “I thought it was wetting the bed,” TC said.

  “Why would shittin’ and pissin’ in the bed make you a serial killer?” Jerry Number One asked.

  “How would you like to sleep in a shitty, wet, and uriney bed every night?” Jerry Number Two said.

  “That would stink,” TC said. “Hey, doesn’t setting small animals on fire have something to do with it too?”

  “It must be a big bed,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “I don’t think they have to set the animals on fire. I think those are two separate categories,” Jerry Number One said.

  “Separate from what?” TC said. “What if they sleep with an animal that wets the bed? Does it still count if they kill that animal? It could be justified, you know.”

  “When I was a kid I had a hamster that slept with me,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “So?” Rocco said.

  “He caught fire accidentally,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “In bed?” TC said.

  “Yeah, there was pot involved. He survived though,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “How?” Rocco said.

  “I pissed all over him,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “That’s disgusting,” Jerry Number One said.

  “You’re telling me,” Jerry Number Two said. “You ever smell urine-soaked, burnt hamster?”

  “That’s enough to put a guy on a killing spree,” Jerry Number One said.

  Kelley was in his position watching a profile on NASCAR legend Richard Petty. Kelley would have watched sex tapes of Golda Meir if it meant drowning out Jerry’s drowning hamster story.

  “So, are you picking up educational credits by listening in on the brain trust’s discussion on serial killer forensics?” I said.

  “Yeah. But I’m going to need another few beers to rid my mind of the visual of Jerry in bed pissing on that poor, flaming hamster,” Kelley said.

  “Has anyone heard from Howard?”

  “Not that I know of.”

  “You’re not going to like this, but I’m going to start looking into this.”

  “You’re right. I don’t like it at all. Didn’t we have this talk?”

  “Yeah, we did, and it didn’t sit right. Besides that, I ain’t got much going on these days and I’m kind of pissed off.”

  “What you talking about?”

  “I’m suspended from work and probably getting fired.”

  “Isn’t that almost always happening?”

  “Yeah, but I don’t like the way the so-called helping profession is throwing Howard in.”

  “That’s why you’re pissed off?”

  “Partly.”

  “Wouldn’t have anything to do with anything else, would it?”

  I didn’t say anything.

  “Be careful,” Kelley said.

  We went back to watching the TV in silence, at least silence between the two of us. The Foursome was still jawing.

  “I guess you’d have to say that Manson was the best,” Jerry Number One said.

  “The best? What makes him the best?” TC said.

  “You know, for sheer terror and attention,” Jerry Number One said.

  “You know he was in the Beach Boys,” Rocco said. “He started killing people because he got obsessed with that ‘Help Me Rhoda’ song. It made him nuts,” he said.

  “He did hang out with Brian Wilson and he was definitely nuts,” Jerry Number Two said.

  “Whatever happened to that crazy broad that tried to shoot Nixon? Stinky Fromage was her name,” Rocco said.

  “Wasn’t she Squeaky Fromme?” TC said.

  “I never heard her speak or knew where she was from,” Rocco said.

  20

  I figured I’d start out by trying to find out as much as I could about Howard’s life. Seeing as though he spent most of his life in prison, it made sense to find out what his time inside was like. I didn’t have many prison staff connections that would’ve known Howard when he was inside, but I sure had plenty of connections of clients who used to be inmates. It was just a matter of heading down to the Hill and seeing who was on the corner.

  Jefferson Hill was the old Irish neighborhood where a lot of my family lived generations ago. Today, it was almost entirely black and Latino, with the exception of some old-timers who were too old or stubborn to move. The houses need painting, there was always litter being blown around, and the whole section just seemed dark, like even the sun didn’t want to come around anymore. Even though I’m a very white guy, I could hang on the Hill, partly because of my job but mostly because I was known from the gym. There was something about the fight game that brought down the barriers. I’m not saying
boxing never had a racist element, but when baseball and football didn’t allow blacks or Latinos, boxing had champions of those persuasions. Sure, it was harder for them and they didn’t let a black guy fight for the heavyweight title for a long time, but it was still better than the other sports.

  I parked the Eldorado near the corner of Steuben and Albany Streets and headed up Albany to see who was around. Up by Craig Street three older black guys were passing around a brown paper bag. I knew two of the guys, Carlisle Jackson and Chipper Poston, because both of them had been to the clinic and had dropped out several times. Both of them were alcoholics and heroin users.

  When I walked toward them they instinctively hid the bottle until Chipper recognized me.

  “Duff—what’s up?” he said.

  “What’s up, Chip?” I said.

  “Hey, Duff,” Carlisle said.

  Both guys were gray and weathered looking. They were kind of like the jakey-bum version of Laurel and Hardy, with Carlisle at about six foot three and rail thin and Chipper a rounded five foot six. They had run together for the last thirty years, and they were somewhere between fifty and seventy-five. There was no way to figure out how old they were by looking at them.

  “Duff, this is Silk, from Brooklyn. He’s Chip’s second cousin,” Carlisle said.

  I exchanged silent nods with Silk.

  “Duffy, what you coming up here for?” Chipper said.

  “I’m curious about something,” I said.

  “Curious? You comes to the Hill, you gotta be pretty fuckin’ curious,” Carlisle said.

  “You guys were inside when Rheinhart was in, weren’t ya?” I asked.

  “Crazy, skinny-ass white boy who killed all them kids? Yeah, we both were,” Chipper said.

  “Boy kept his mouth shut and the rest of him buttoned up,” Carlisle said.

  “You remember anything about him?” I said.

  “Yeah, he was the only motherfucker who didn’t OD in that part of the tier,” Chip said.

  “Eight motherfuckers died, another eight all fucked up vegetable-wise in the head. Crazy white boy had death all around his skinny ass,” Carlisle said.