Other Side of the Woods
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“I mean it,” Penny told me, her gun still to my head. “Fire him now, Cubby.”
Hud said, “Cullen Greenwich Presents. Sequels to Classics. Big literary thing. You don’t write them. Someone else does. You just put your name on ’em.”
I was laughing so hard tears streamed down my face.
“Listen. Ben-Hur. The gladiator guy? Reincarnated. As a pro wrestler.”
I tried to speak, but I couldn’t. I was convulsed.
“The Call of the Wild. Jack London piece. This time an alien spaceship. Under the ice. Aliens possess the wolves.”
Between gales of laughter, I said to Penny, “You … you do it.”
“Tarzan. Not raised by apes. Not Africa. Alaska. Raised by polar bears.”
Nearly hysterical, I passed the phone to Penny.
She took her gun away from my head, spared my life, and said, “Hud, you’re fired,” and turned off the phone.
“This place is creepy,” Milo said. “Can we get out of here?”
I holstered my pistol, lifted him into my arms, and held him tight. The smell of his hair. The smoothness of his boyish cheeks. The fierceness with which he hugged me. I was alive.
In the garage, we didn’t look in the cargo space of the Hummer. We took our things from the vehicle and walked away from the house.
“Should we maybe wipe our prints off the steering wheel and stuff?”
“No point,” I said, the laughter having passed. “Police will never have a chance to investigate. The agency will clean it up.”
Beyond the house, the sea broke on a beach with a sound like war machines or like the laughter of a crowd, depending on how you chose to hear it.
The night was cool, the moon was bright, and the stars went on forever.
The scenery is stunning where we live now, but I will not describe it.
We reside in a modest house, but beneath it is a secret haven that the Boom family came together to construct.
On the same property, Vivian Norby has a cottage of her own.
I am no longer bald, but I do not look much like the writer whose photos were on my book jackets. Penny styles her hair in a different fashion, has made some other changes, and is lovelier than ever.
Penny, Milo, Lassie, and I use our real names when we are alone with one another, but the rest of the world knows us by names that we chose after much discussion.
Through a series of clever maneuvers involving foreign banks, Grimbald was able to spirit all of our savings out of the country before the people-of-the-red-arms realized we had escaped Shearman and Zazu. Because I’d enjoyed six bestsellers and because the Purple Bunny books had been earning well for eight years, and because we live simply now, we are set for a long, long time.
Grim and Clo have retired from the building-demolition business and now live incognito in their canyon.
I write novels and put them away in a chest of drawers rather than send them to a publisher. I no longer must suffer the shame of excessive self-promotion.
This story of our encounters with Shearman Waxx and his fellow booklovers may be published by a foundation, staffed by courageous people who believe in the beauty of tradition, in the necessity of truth, in the need for reason in a world of irrational ideologies.
Penny writes books, illustrates them, and puts them away as well. We hope the world will want her work and mine one day—and will not require of us that we be executed for it.
We follow the news as much as we can tolerate it. We see the signs, the gathering clouds, the horror that could come upon the whole world.
In spite of all that we have seen and now know, we have not lost hope, neither has our hope been diminished. We have a dog that teleports. We know what matters in life and what does not. We have a son who will one day provide the means for the sane to reclaim civilization from those who value theories more than truth and utopian dreams more than people.
Shearman Waxx was not relentless. Evil itself may be relentless, I will grant you that, but love is relentless, too. Friendship is a relentless force. Family is a relentless force. Faith is a relentless force. The human spirit is relentless, and the human heart outlasts—and can defeat—even the most relentless force of all, which is time.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
DEAN KOONTZ is the author of many #1 New York Times bestsellers. He lives in Southern California with his wife, Gerda, their golden retriever, Anna, and the enduring spirit of their golden, Trixie.
Correspondence for the author should be addressed to:
Dean Koontz
P.O. Box 9529
Newport Beach, California 92658
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2009 by Dean Koontz
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Bantam Books, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
A signed, limited edition has been privately printed by Charnel House. Charnelhouse.com
BANTAM BOOKS and the rooster colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Koontz, Dean R. (Dean Ray), 1945–
Relentless / Dean Koontz. —1st ed.
p. cm.
eISBN: 978-0-553-90653-0
1. Novelists—Fiction. 2. Critics—Fiction. I. Title.
PS3561.O55R45 2009
813′.54—dc22 2009009866
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