Planet Pirates Omnibus

by neetha Napew

  “Well,” the woman allowed, at last. “There is a quad dormitory with only a Weft trio sharing it at present. There is a double room with one space opening up. The tenant is being graduated, and the room will be clear within two weeks, when the new term begins. One room of a six-room suite in a mixed-species residence hall. ...”

  “Which is the cheapest?” Lunzie asked, abruptly cutting short the registrar’s recitation. She smiled sweetly at the woman’s scowl.

  With a look of utter disapproval, the registrar put her screen on Search. The screen blurred, then stopped scrolling as one entry centred itself and flashed. “A third share of a University-owned apartment. The other two current tenants are human. But it is rather far away from campus.”

  “I don’t mind. As long as it has a roof and a cot, I’ll be happy.”

  Juggling an armful of document cubes and plas-sheet evaluation forms as well as her bags, Lunzie let herself into the small foyer of her new home. The building was old, predating Lunzie’s previous University term. It made her feel at home to see something that hadn’t changed appreciably. The old-fashioned textboard in the building’s entryhall flashed with personal messages for the students who lived there, and a new line had already appeared at the bottom, adding her name and a message of welcome, followed by a typical bureaucratic admonishment to turn in her equivalency tests as soon as possible. The building was fairly quiet. Most of the inhabitants would have day classes or jobs to attend to.

  Her unit was on the ninth level of the fifty-story hall. The turbovator whooshed satisfyingly to its destination, finishing up on her doorstep with a slight jerk and a noisy rattle, not silently as the unnerving lifts aboard the Platform had. Neither of her room-mates was home. The apartment was of reasonably good size, clean, though typically untidy. The shelves were cluttered with the typical impedimenta of teenagers. It made her feel almost as if she were living with Fiona again. One of the tenants enjoyed building scale models. Several were hung from the ceiling, low enough that Lunzie was glad she wasn’t five inches taller.

  A little searching revealed that the vacant sleeping chamber was the smallest one closest to the food synthesiser. She unpacked and took off her travel-soiled clothes. The weather, one of the things that Lunzie had always loved about Astris Alexandria, was mild and warm most of the year in the University province, so she happily shed the heavier trousers she had worn on the transport, and laid out a light skirt.

  The trousers were badly creased, and could use cleaning. Lunzie felt she would be the better for a good wash, too. She assumed that all the standard cleaning machinery would be available in the lavatory. She gathered up toiletries, laundry, and her dusty boots.

  In the lavatory, Lunzie stared with dismay at the amenities. Instead of being comfortably familiar, they were spankingly brand new. The building’s facilities had been very recently updated, even newer and stranger than the ones Descartes furnished to its living quarters. If it hadn’t been for Satia’s patient help on the Platform, she would not now have the faintest idea what she was looking at. There were enough similarities between them for her to figure out how to use these without causing a minor disaster.

  While her clothes were being processed, she slipped on fresh garments and sat down at the console in her bedroom. She logged on to the library system, and requested an I.D. number which would give her access to the library from any console on the planet. Automatically, she applied for an increase in the standard student’s allotment of long-term memory storage from 320K to 2048K, and opened an account in the Looking-GLASS program. If there was any stored data about Fiona anywhere, the Galactic Library All-Search System, GLASS, as it was fondly known, would find it. As an icon to luck, she set Fiona’s hologram on top of the console.

  LOOKING-GLASS LOG-ON (2851.0917 Standard) scrolled up on her screen.

  She typed in Query Missing Person NAME Fiona Mespil DOB/RACE/SEX/S,PO 2775.0903/ human/female/Astris Alexandria She had been born right here at the University, so that was her planet of origin. Current location requested. LOCATION SUBJECT LAST SEEN? Lunzie paused for a moment, then entered: Last verifiable location, Tau Ceti colony, 2789.1215. Last presumed location. Phoenix colony, 2851.0421. The screen went blank for a moment as GLASS digested her request. Lunzie entered a command for the program to dump its findings into her assigned memory storage and pre- pared to log off.

  Suddenly, the screen chimed and scrolled up a display of dates and entries, with the heading;

  MESPIL, FIONA

  TRANSCRIPT OF EDUCATION (REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL)

  2802 GRANTED DEGREE CERTIFICATE IN BIOTECHNOLOGY, ASTRIS ALEXANDRIA UNIVERSITY

  2797 GRANTED DEGREE CERTIFICATE IN VIROLOGY, ASTRIS ALEXANDRIA

  UNIVERSITY

  2795 ASTRIS ALEXANDRIA UNIVERSITY, GRADUATED WITH HONORS, M.D.

  [GENERAL]

  2792 GRADUATED MARSBASE SECONDARY SCHOOL EDUCATION SYSTEM,

  GRADUATED GENERAL CERTIFICATE

  2791 TAU CETI EDUCATION SYSTEM, TRANSFERRED

  2787 CAPELLA PRIMARY SCHOOL EDUCATION SYSTEM, GRADUATED

  Following was a list of courses and grades. Lunzie let out a shout of joy. Records existed right here on Astris Alexandria! She hadn’t expected to see anything come up yet. She was only laying the groundwork for her information search. The search was beginning to bear fruit already. Save, she commanded the computer.

  “I should have known,” she said, shaking her head. “I might have known she’d come here to Astris, after all the hype I’d given the place.” The first successful step in her search! For the first time, Lunzie truly felt confident. A celebration was in order. She surveyed the apartment, and advanced smiling on the food synthesiser. One success deserved another.

  “Now,” she said, rubbing her hands together. “I am going to teach you how to make coffee.”

  An hour or so later, she had a potful of murky brew that somewhat resembled coffee, though it was so bitter she had to program a healthy dose of a mellowing sweetener with which to dilute it. There was caffeine in the stuff, at any rate. She was satisfied, though still disappointed that the formula for coffee had disappeared from use over the last sixty years. Still, there was a School of Nutrition in the University. Someone must still have coffee on record. She considered ordering a meal, but decided against it. If the food was anything like she remembered it, she wasn’t that hungry. Synthesised food always tasted flat to her, and the school synth machines were notoriously bad. She had no reason to believe that their reputation - or performance - had improved in her absence.

  When time permitted, Lunzie planned to treat herself to some real planet-grown food. Astris Alexandria had always produced tasty legumes and greens, and perhaps, she thought hopefully, the farm community had even branched out into coffee bushes. Like all civilised citizens of the FSP, Lunzie ate only foods of vegetable origin, disdaining meats as a vestige of barbaric history. She hoped neither of her roommates was a throwback, though the Housing Committee would undoubtedly have seen to it that such students would be isolated, out of consideration to others.

  Following the instructions of the plas-sheets, she logged into the University’s computer system and signed up for a battery of tests designed to evaluate her skills and potential. The keyboard had a well-used feel, and Lunzie quickly found herself rattling along at a clip. One of the regulations which had not existed in her time was registration qualification: enrolment for certain classes was restricted to those who qualified through the examinations. Lunzie noted with irritation that several of the courses which she wanted to take fell into that category. The rationale, translated from the bureaucratese, was that space was so limited in these courses that the University wanted to guarantee that the students who signed up for them would be the ones who would get the most out of them. Even if she passed the exams, there was no guarantee that she could get in immediately. Lunzie gave a resigned shrug. Until she had a good lead on finding Fiona, she was filed here. There was no hurry. She started to punch in
a request for the first exam.

  “Hello?” a tentative voice called from the door.

  “Come?” Lunzie answered, peering over the edge of the console.

  “Peace, citizen. We’re your roommates.” The speaker was a slender boy with straight, silky black hair and round blue eyes. He didn’t look more than fifteen Standard years old. Behind him was a smiling girl with soft brown hair gathered up in a puffy coil on top other head. “I’m Shof Scotny, from Demarkis. This is Pomayla Esglar.”

  “Welcome,” Pomayla said, warmly, offering her hand. “You didn’t have the privacy seal on the door, so we thought it would be all right to come in and greet you.”

  “Thank you,” Lunzie replied, rising and extending hers. Pomayla covered it with her free hand. “It’s nice to meet you. I’m Lunzie Mespil. Call me Lunzie. Ah ... is something wrong?” she asked, catching a curious look that passed between Shof and Pomayla.

  “Nothing,” Shof answered lightly. “You know, you don’t look ninety-six. I expected you to look like my grandmother.”

  “Well, thank you so much. You don’t look old enough to be in college, my lad,” Lunzie retorted, amused. She reconsidered asking the registrar to put an explanation on her records.

  Shof sighed long-sufferingly. He’d obviously heard that before. “I can’t help it that I’m brilliant at such a tender age.” Lunzie grinned at him. He was hopelessly cute and likely accustomed to getting away with murder.

  Pomayla elbowed Shof in the midriff, and he let out an outraged oof!. “Forgive Mr. Modesty. They don’t bother teaching tact to the Computer Science majors, since the machines don’t take offense at bad manners. I’m in the Interplanetary Law program, What’s your field of study?”

  “Medicine. I’m back for some refresher courses. I’ve been . . . rather out of touch the last few years.”

  “I’ll bet. Well, come on, granny,” the boy offered, slinging a long forelock of hair out of his eyes. “We’ll start getting you up to date this millisecond.”

  “Shof!” Pomayla shoved her outrageous roommate through the door. “Tact?”

  “Did I say something wrong already?” Shof asked with all the ingenuousness he could muster as he was propelled out into the turbovator.

  Lunzie followed, chuckling.

  Looking-GLASS turned up nothing of note over the next several weeks. Lunzie submerged herself in her new classes. Her roommates were gregarious and friendly, and insisted that she participate in everything that interested them. She found herself hauled along to student events and concerts with them and their “Gang,” as they called themselves, a loose conglomeration of thirty or so of all ages and races from across the University. There seemed to be nothing the group had in common but good spirits and curiosity. She found their outings to be a refreshing change from the long hours of study.

  No topic was sacred to the Gang, not physical appearance, nor habits, age, or custom. Lunzie soon got tired of being called granny by beings whose ages surely equalled her own thirty-four Standard years. The subject of her cold sleep and subsequent search for her daughter was still too painful to discuss, so she lightly urged the conversation away from personal matters. She wondered if Shof knew about her search, seeing as he had already unlocked her admissions records. If he did, he was being unusually reticent in not bringing it up. Perhaps she had managed to lock her GLASS file tightly enough away from his prying gaze. Or perhaps he just didn’t feel it was interesting enough. In most cases when someone started a query, she would carefully reverse the flow and launch a personal probe into the life of her inquisitor, to the amusement of the Gang, who loved watching Lunzie go into action.

  “You ought to have taken up Criminal Justice,” Pomayla insisted. “I’d hate to be on the witness stand, hiding anything from you.”

  “No, thank you. I’d rather be Doctor McCoy than Rumpole of the Bailey.”

  “Who?” demanded Cosir, one of their classmates, a simian Brachian with handsome purple fur and reflective white pupils. “What is this Rompul?”

  “Something on Tri-D,” Shof speculated.

  “Ancient history,” complained Frega, another of the Gang, polishing her ebony-painted nails on her tunic sleeve.

  “Nothing I’ve ever heard of,” Cosir insisted. “That’s got to have been off the Forum for a hundred Standard years.”

  “At least that,” Lunzie agreed gravely. “You could say I’m a bit of an antiquarian.”

  “And at your age, too!” chortled Shof. He clutched his hands over his narrow belly. He tapped a fist on it and pretended to listen for the echo. “Hmm. I’ve gone hollow. Let’s go eat.”

  Lectures were, on the whole, as dull as Lunzie remembered them. Only two courses kept her interest piqued. Her practicum in Diagnostic Science was interesting, as was the required course in Discipline.

  Diagnostic science had changed enormously since she had practiced medicine. The computerised tests to which incoming patients were subjected were less intrusive and more comprehensive than she would have believed possible. Her mother, from whom Lunzie had inherited the “healing hands,” had always felt that to be a good doctor, one needed only a thoroughgoing grasp of diagnostic science and an excellent bedside manner. Her mother would have been as pleased as she was to know that Fiona had followed in the family tradition and pursued a medical career.

  Diagnostic instruments were no longer so cumbersome as they had been in her day. Most units could be carried two or three in a pouch, saving time and space in case of an emergency. Lunzie’s favourite was the “bod bird,” a small medical scanner that required no hands-on use. Using new anti-gravity technology, it would hover at any point around a patient and display its readings. It was especially good for use in zero-gee. The unit was very popular among physicians who specialised in patients much larger than themselves, and non-humanoid doctors who considered extending manipulative digits too close to another being as an impolite intrusion. Lunzie liked it because it left her hands free for patient care. She made a note of the “bod bird” as one of the instruments she would buy for herself when she went back into practice. It was expensive, but not completely out of her range.

  Once data had been gathered on a subject’s condition, the modern doctor had at her command such tools as computer analysis to suggest treatment. The program was sophisticated enough that it gave a physician a range of choices. In extreme but not immediately life-threatening cases, recombinant gene-splicing, chemical treatment, or intrusive or non-intrusive surgery might be suggested. It was up to the physician to decide which would be best in the case. Types of progressive therapy now in use made unnecessary many treatments that would formerly have been considered mandatory to save a patient’s life.

  Lunzie admired her new tools, but she was not happy with the way attitudes toward medical treatment had altered in the last six decades. Too much of the real work of the physician had been taken out of the hands of the practitioner and placed in the “hands” of cold, impersonal machines. She openly disagreed with her professors that the new way was better for patients because there was less chance of physician error or infection.

  “Many more will give up the will to live for lack of a little personal care,” Lunzie pointed out to the professor of Cardiovascular Mechanics, speaking privately with him in his office. “The method for repairing the tissues of a damaged heart is technically perfect, yes, but what about a patient’s feelings? The mood and mental condition of your patient are as important as the scientific treatment available for his ailment.”

  “You’re behind the times. Doctor Mespil. This is the best possible treatment for cardiac patients suffering from weak artery walls that are in danger of aneurysm. The robot technician can send microscopic machines through the patient’s very bloodstream to stimulate regrowth of damaged tissue. He need never be worried by knowing what is going on inside him.”

  Lunzie crossed her arms and fixed a disapproving eye on him. “So they’re not troubled by asking what’s happening to the
m? Of course, there are some patients who have never known anything but unresponsive doctors. I suppose in your case it wouldn’t make any difference.”

  “That’s unjust. Doctor. I want what is best for my patients.”

  “And I want to do more than tending the machines tending the patient,” Lunzie shot back. “I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.”

  “And I am a surgeon, not a psychologist.”

  “Well! It doesn’t surprise me in the least that the psychology professor disagrees with your principles one hundred percent! You’re not improving your patient’s chances for survival by working on him as if he was an unaware piece of technological scrap that needs repair.”

  “Doctor Mespil,” the cardiologist said, tightly. “As you so rightly point out, the patient’s mental condition is responsible for a significant part of his recovery. It is his choice whether to live or die after receiving quality medical care. I refuse to interfere with free will.”

  “That is a ridiculous cop-out.”

  “I assume from your antiquated slang that you think I am shirking my duties. I am aware that you have published in respected scientific journals and have a background in medical ethics. Commendable. I have even read your abstracts in back issues of Bioethics Quarterly. But may I remind you of your status? You are my student, and I am your teacher. While you are in my class, you will learn from me. And I would appreciate it if you would cease to harangue me in front of your fellows. However many hands you wish to hold sympathetically when you leave my course is entirely up to you. Good afternoon.”

  After ending that unsatisfying interview, Lunzie stormed into the gymnasium for a good workout with her Discipline exercises.