Planet Pirates Omnibus

by neetha Napew

  Lunzie controlled a surge of curiosity as discretion overcame stupidity. It was far wiser to wait until they were safely back on the base.

  “By the way, what do you plan to do next, now that you’re no longer employed by Destiny Cruise Lines?” Aelock asked. “Most of the others are already on their way to other jobs. That is, the ones who aren’t staying here to sue the Paraden Company.”

  Lunzie smiled brightly. “In fact, I’ve just been checking some leads through the library computer,” she said and summarised her afternoon’s activities. “I do know that I absolutely do not want to stay on this planet - for all the reasons you gave, and more, but especially the pollution. I have this constant urge to irrigate my eyes.”

  Aelock plucked a large clean handkerchief out of his pocket and deposited it before Lunzie. “I understand completely. I’m a native, so I’m immune, but the unlucky visitor has the same reaction. Tell me, did you enjoy working as a commercial ship’s medic?”

  “Oh, yes. I could get to like that sort of a life very easily. I was very well treated. I was assigned a luxury cabin, all perks, far beyond this humble person’s usual means. Not to mention a laboratory out of my dreams, plus a full medical library,” Lunzie replied enthusiastically. “I got the chance to copy out some tests on neurological disorders that I had never seen before in all my research. Interesting people, too. I enjoyed meeting the Admiral, and most of the others I encountered during those two months. I wouldn’t mind another stint of that at all. Temporary positions pay better than permanent employ.”

  Aelock grinned and there was something more lurking in his eyes that made Lunzie wonder if this was just casual conversation.

  “Hear, hear. See the galaxy. And you wouldn’t have to stay with a company long if you don’t care for the way they treat you.”

  “Just so long as I don’t get tossed into deepsleep again. I’m so out of date now that if I go down again, no one will be able to understand me when I speak. I’d have to be completely retrained, or take a menial position mixing medicines.”

  “It’s against all the odds to happen again, Lunzie,” Aelock assured her.

  ‘The odds are exactly the same for me as anybody else,” Lunzie said darkly - “and bad things come in threes,” she added suddenly as she remembered the whispers in the Officers’ Mess.

  The captain shook his head wryly. “Good things should come in threes, too.”

  “Gracious citizens, the main course.”

  Their server appeared before them, touching his forehead in salute. Lunzie and Aelock looked up at him expectantly. Apparently not entirely familiar with his waiter’s uniform, the server swirled aside his huge cape with one hand as, with the other, he started to draw a small weapon that had been concealed in his broad sash.

  But Aelock was fast. “Needlegun!” he snarled as he threw his arm across the table to knock Lunzie to the floor and then dove out of the other side of their seat in a ground-hugging roll. Startled, the pale-faced humanoid completed his draw too late and the silent dart struck the back of the seat where Aelock had been a split second before. With a roar and a flash of flame, the booth blew up. The ridiculous cloak swirling behind him, the server turned and ran.

  The frightened patrons around them leaped out of their seats, screaming. With remarkable agility, the captain sprang to his feet and pursued the pasty-faced man toward the back of the restaurant. There was a concerted rush for the door by terrified diners and the musicians. Smoke and bits of debris filled the room.

  Summoning Discipline, Lunzie burst out from under the shadow of the false cliff where Aelock’s push had landed her, intending to follow Aelock and help him stop his would-be assassin. As she gained her feet, someone behind her threw one arm around her neck and squeezed, grabbing for her wrist with the other hand. Lunzie strained to see her assailant. It was the other pale-faced employee, his eyes glittering as he pressed in on her windpipe.

  She tried to get her arms free, but the silk folds of his costume restricted her. Polymer boots weren’t very suitable for stomping insteps so she opted for raking her heel down the man’s shins and ramming the sole down onto the tendons joining foot and ankle. With a growl of pain, he gripped her throat tighter.

  Lunzie promptly shot an elbow backward into his midsection, and was rewarded by an oof. His grip loosened slightly and she turned in his grasp, freeing her wrist. Growling, he tightened his arms to crush her. She jabbed for the pressure points on the rib cage under his arms with her thumbs, and brought a knee up between his legs, on the chance that whatever this humanoid’s heritage, it hadn’t robbed her of a sensitive point of attack. It hadn’t. As he folded, Lunzie delivered a solid chop to the back of his neck with her stiffened hand. He collapsed in a heap, and she ran for the door of the restaurant, shouting for a peace officer.

  The local authorities had been alerted to the fire and disturbance in Colchie’s. A host of uniformed officers had arrived in a groundvan, and were collecting reports from the frightened, coughing patrons milling on the street.

  “An assassin,” Lunzie explained excitedly to the officer who followed her back into the smoke-filled building. “He attacked me but I managed to disable him. His partner tried to shoot my dinner companion with a needlegun.”

  “A needlegun?” the officer reported in disbelief. “Are you sure what you saw? Those are illegal on this planet.”

  “A most sensible measure,” Lunzie replied grimly. “But that’s what blew up our booth. There, he’s getting up again! Stop him!”

  She pointed at the gaily costumed being, who was slowly climbing to his feet. In a couple of strides, the peace officer had caught up with Lunzie’s attacker and seized him by the arm. The assassin snarled and squirmed loose, brandishing a shimmering blade - then folded yet again as the officer’s stunner discharged into his sternum. The limp assassin was carried off by a pair of officers who had just arrived to back up their colleague.

  “Citizen,” the first one said to her, “I’ll need a report from you.”

  While Lunzie was giving her report to the peace officer. Captain Aelock came out the front of the restaurant with the other assassin in an armlock. The captain’s tunic was torn, and his thick gray hair was dishevelled. She noticed blood on his face and streaking down one sleeve.

  The assassin joined his quiescent partner in the groundvan while the captain took the report officer aside and made a private explanation.

  “I see, sir,” the Alphan said, respectfully, giving a half salute. “We’ll contact FSP Fleet Command if we need any further details from you.”

  “We may leave, then?”

  “Of course, sir. Thank you for your assistance.”

  Aelock gave him a preoccupied nod and hurried Lunzie away. He looked shaken and unhappy.

  “What else happened?” she demanded.

  “We’ve got to get out of here. Those two probably weren’t alone.”

  Lunzie lengthened her stride. “That’s not all that’s bothering you.”

  “My contact is dead. I found him in the alley behind the building when I chased that man. Dammit, how did they get on to me? The whole affair has been top secret, need-to-know only. It means - and I hate to imagine how - the pirates must have spies within the top echelons of the service.”

  “What?” Lunzie exclaimed.

  “There’s been no one else who could have known. I reported my contact with my poor dead friend only to my superiors - and I have told no one else. It must mean Aidkisagi is involved,” Aelock muttered almost to himself in a preoccupied undertone.

  They turned another comer onto an empty street. Lunzie glanced behind them nervously. Yellow city lights reflected off the smooth surfaces of the building facades and the sidewalk as if they were two mirrors set at right angles. Each of them had two bright-edged shadows wavering along behind them which made Lunzie feel as if they were being followed. Aelock set a bruising pace for a spacer. They heard no footfalls behind them.

  When he was sure that the
y had not been followed, Aelock stopped in the middle of a small public park where he had a 360 degree field of vision. The low shrubs twenty yards away offered no cover.

  “Lunzie, it’s more imperative than ever that I get a message to Commander Coromell on Tau Ceti. He’s Chief Investigator for Fleet Intelligence. He must know about this matter.”

  “Why not give it to the Admiral? He told me he was going to visit his son.”

  In the half shadow of the park, Aelock’s grimace looked malevolent rather than regretful. “He would have been ideal but he left this morning.” Aelock gazed down hopefully at Lunzie and took hold of her wrists. “I can’t trust this message to any ordinary form of transmission, but it must get to Coromell. It is vital. Would you carry it?”

  “Me?” Lunzie felt her throat tighten. “How?”

  “Do exactly what you were going to do. Take a position as medical officer. Only make it a berth on a fast ship, anything that is going directly to Tau Ceti as soon as possible. Tomorrow, if you can. Alpha is one of the busiest spaceports in the galaxy. Freighters and merchants leave hourly. I’ll make sure you have impeccable references even if they won’t connect you with me. Will you do it?”

  Lunzie hesitated for a heartbeat in which she remembered the devastated landscape of Phoenix, and the triple-column list of the dead colonists.

  “You bet I will!”

  The look of intense relief on Aelock’s face was reward in itself. From a small pocket in the front of his tunic, he took a tiny ceramic tube and put it in her hands. “Take this message brick to Coromell and say: ‘It’s Ambrosia.’ Got it? Even if you lose this, remember the phrase.”

  Lunzie hefted the cube, no bigger than her thumbnail. “ ‘It’s Ambrosia,’ “ she repeated carefully. “All right. I’ll find a ship tomorrow morning.” She tucked the ceramic into her right boot. Aelock gripped her shoulders gratefully. “Thank you. One more thing. Under no circumstances should you try to play that cube. It can only be placed into a reader with the authorised codes.”

  “It’ll blank?” she asked.

  Aelock smiled at her naivete. “It will explode. That’s a high-security brick. The powerful explosive it contains would level the building if the wrong sort of reader’s laser touches it. Do you understand?”

  “Oh, after tonight, I believe you, even if this whole evening has been like something from Tri-D.” She grinned reassuringly at him.

  “Good. Now, don’t go back to the BOQ. They must not realise that you’re with me. It could mean your life if they think you are connected with the Fleet. They killed my friend, a harmless fellow, a welder in the shipyard. His family had been at Phoenix. Couldn’t hurt a fly, but they killed him.” Aelock shuddered at the memory. “I won’t tell you how. I’ve seen many forms of death, but that sort of savagery ...”

  Lunzie felt the Discipline boost wearing off and she’d little reserve of strength. “I won’t risk it then, but what about my things?”

  “I’ll have them sent to you. Take a groundcar. Go to the Alpha Meridian Hotel and get a room. Here’s my credit seal.”

  “I’ve got plenty of credits, thank you. That’s no problem.”

  Aelock saw a groundcar, its ‘empty’ light flashing, and hailed it. “That one ought to be safe, coming from the west. Someone will bring your things to the hotel. It will be someone you know. Don’t let anyone else in.” He opened the car hatch and helped her in. He leaned over her before closing the car. “We won’t meet again, Lunzie. But thank you, from the bottom of my heart. You’re saving lives.”

  Then he slipped away into shadow as yellow street-lights washed across the rounded windows of the rolling groundcar. Lunzie buckled herself in and gave her destination to the robot-brain.

  The Alpha Meridian reminded Lunzie of the Destiny Calls. In the main lobby, there were golden cherubs and other benevolent spirits on the ceiling holding up sconces of vapour-lights. Ornate pillars with a leaf motif, also in gold, marched through the room like fantastic trees. A human server met her at the door and escorted her to the registration desk. No mention was made of her casual clothing, though she appeared a mendicant in comparison to the expensively dressed patrons taking a late evening morsel in cushiony armchairs around the lobby.

  The receptionist, who Lunzie suspected was a shapechanging Weft because of the utter perfection of her human form, impassively checked Lunzie’s credit code. As the confirmation appeared, her demeanour instantly altered. “Of course we can accommodate you. Citizen Doctor Lunzie. Do you require a suite? We have a most appealing one available on the four-hundredth-floor penthouse level.”

  “No, thank you,” Lunzie replied, amused. “Not for one night. If I were staying a week or more, certainly I would need a suite. My garment cases will follow by messenger.”

  “As you wish. Citizen Doctor.” The receptionist lifted a discreet eyebrow, and a bellhop appeared at Lunzie’s side. “One-oh-seven-twelve, for the Citizen Doctor Lunzie.” The bellhop bowed and escorted her toward the bank of turbovators.

  Her room was on a corridor lined with velvety dark red carpet, and smelled pleasantly musky and old. The Meridian was a member of a grand hotel chain of the old style, reputed to have brought Earth-culture hostelry to the stars. The bellhop turned on the lights and waited discreetly at the door until Lunzie had stepped in, then withdrew on silent feet. In her nervous state, she flew to the door and opened it, to make sure he had really gone. The bellhop, waiting at the turboshaft for the ‘vator to come back, threw her a curious glance. She ducked back into her room and locked the door behind her.

  “I must calm down,” Lunzie said out loud. “No one followed me. No one knows where I am.”

  She paced the small room, staying clear of the curtained window, which provided her with a view of a tiny park and an enormous industrial complex. The bedroom was panelled in a dark, smooth-grained wood with discreet carvings along the edges near the ceiling and floor. The canopied bed was deep and soft, covered with a thick, velvety spread in maroon edged with gold trim that matched the smooth carpeting. It was a room designed for comfort and sleep but Lunzie was too nervous to enjoy it. She wanted to use the com-unit and call the ship to see if Aelock had made it back safely. A stupid urge and dangerous for both of them. Shaking, Lunzie sat down on the end of the bed and clenched her hands in her lap.

  Someone would be coming by later with her clothing and possessions. Until that someone came, she couldn’t sleep though her body craved rest after the draining of Discipline. The hotel provided a reader and small library in every room. Hers was next to the bed on a wooden shelf that protruded from the wall. She was far too restless to read, the events of the evening on constant replay in her mind. Even if the two assailants had been captured, that didn’t mean they had been alone, or that their capture would go unremarked. That left a bath to fill in the time and that at least was a constructive act, helping to draw tension out of her body and ready it for the sleep she so badly needed.

  While the scented water was splashing into the tub, Lunzie kept imagining she heard the sound of knocking on her door and kept running out to answer it.

  “This is ridiculous,” she told herself forcefully. “I can take care of myself. They would scarcely draw attention to themselves by levelling the hotel because I’m in it. I must relax. I will.”

  Her clothes were dirty and sweat-stained and there was a large blot of sauce on the underside of one forearm. She tossed them in the refresher unit, and listened to them swirl while she lay in the warm bath water.

  The bathroom was supplied with every luxury. Mechanical beauty aids offered themselves to her in the bath. A facial cone lowered itself to her face and hovered, humming discreetly. “No, thank you,” Lunzie said. It rose out of her way and disappeared into a hatch in the marble-tiled ceiling. A dental kit appeared next. “Yes, please.” She allowed it to clean her teeth and gums. More mechanisms descended and were refused: a manicure/pedicure kit, a tonsor, a skin exfoliant. Lunzie accepted a shampoo and rinse
with scalp massage from the hairdressing unit, and then got out of the tub to a warmed towel and robe, presented by another mechanical conveyance.

  It was close to midnight by then and Lunzie found that she was hungry. Her entree at Colchie’s had turned out to be an assassin with a needlegun. She considered summoning a meal from room service but she was loath to, picturing chalky-faced waiters in silk capes streaming into the tiny room with guns hidden in their sashes. She’d been hungrier than this before. Wearing the robe, Lunzie climbed into bed to wait for the messenger with her bags.

  Most of the book plaques on the shelf were best-sellers of the romance-and-intrigue variety. Lunzie found a pleasant whodunnit in the stack and put it into the reader. Pulling the reader’s supporting arm over the bed, Lunzie lay back, trying to involve herself in the ratiocinations of Toli Alopa, a Weft detective who could shapechange to follow a suspect without fear of being spotted.

  Somewhere in the middle of a chase scene, Lunzie fell into a fitful dream of pasty-faced waiters who called her Jonah and chased her through the Destiny Calls, finally pitching her out of the space liner in full warp drive. The airlock alarm chimed insistently that the hatch was open. There was danger. Lunzie awoke suddenly, seeing the shadow of an arm over her face. She screamed.

  “Lunzie!” Tee’s voice called through the door and the door signal rang again. “Are you all right?”

  “Just a moment!” Fully awake now, Lunzie saw that the arm was just the reader unit, faithfully turning pages in the book plaque. She swept it aside and hurried to the door.

  “I’m alone,” Tee assured her, slipping in and sealing the locks behind him. He gave her a quick embrace before she realised that he was wearing civilian clothes. “Here are your bags. I think I have everything of yours. Sharu helped me pack them.”