Dark Lakes, Volume One: An Uncanny Kingdom Urban Fantasy (A Dark Lakes Collection Book 1)

by Matthew Stott

  Or something.

  I don’t know, I hadn’t slept properly in a long time.

  ‘He’s right, definitely a weird feeling up in this place,’ came a voice from behind me. I turned to see Eva laid out on the floor, cigarette in her mouth and eyes closed.

  ‘Hey, how did you get here?’

  ‘I called her, like I called you,’ replied Maya. ‘Using a phone. Mystery solved. Wow, I am a good detective.’

  ‘She has your phone number?’ I said to Eva, incredulously. ‘I didn’t even know you had a phone!’

  ‘Of course I have a phone, I’m not Captain fucking Caveman.’

  Eva opened her eyes and pushed herself vertical, briefly staggering to one side before getting to grips with the idea of walking again.

  ‘Why don’t I have your number?’ I asked.

  ‘I only give my number to friends, you don’t want just anyone bothering you, know what I mean?’

  ‘Well, that has to sting,’ said Maya.

  ‘What? Nope. Completely unstung.’

  It definitely stung a teensy bit.

  ‘Is this crime scene catered?’ asked Eva. ‘Only I could murder a bacon buttie. Haven’t had anything solid pass my lips in hours.’

  ‘No. Because it’s a crime scene,’ Maya replied, ‘not a children’s party.’

  ‘Ah, so no pass the parcel either?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘I see. Makes sense. Make a note of that for the future, though.’

  ‘I will not.’

  ‘Okay,’ said Eva, rubbing her hands together and striding forward, ‘let’s see the bodies.’

  ‘And you think I’m annoying,’ I said to Maya, with a grin.

  ‘Yes. I do.’

  ‘Right.’

  Maya walked into the next room after Eva, with me at her heels. The room had patio doors that lead to the back garden. The doors were destroyed, like a wrecking ball had smashed into them from outside, smothering the room in shards of wood and glass. Eva was crouched on the floor by something that used to be alive. Used to be a person. Now it resembled a large chunk of cured meat.

  ‘Well, isn’t this something?’ said Eva.

  The body was completely mummified. Lips pulled back in a final grimace, cheeks hollow.

  ‘How long since they were killed?’ I asked.

  ‘A few hours at best,’ replied Maya.

  ‘A few hours? But… well, look at them.’

  Maya nodded. ‘Exactly. That is one Mr. Mark Watterson. He was forty-two years of age, married, and a father. The wife and child are upstairs.’

  ‘Is the mummy a mummy too?’ asked Eva.

  ‘Yes,’ replied Maya, ‘and the kid. Dead and dried out, like they’ve been left out in the desert for months.’

  Eva ran a finger across the dessicated corpse, then stuck it in her mouth.

  ‘That seems inappropriate,’ said Maya.

  ‘Yeah,’ replied Eva, ‘tastes like shit, too.’

  ‘How do you know they haven’t been dead for ages?’ I asked.

  ‘Because they were at their neighbours only a few hours ago, and they were very much alive at the time.’

  ‘So, some sort of vampire again?’ I asked.

  ‘No,’ replied Eva, ‘this was something else. Show me the others.’

  Upstairs, huddled together in what must have been the parents’ bedroom, were what remained of the wife and daughter. Two strips of people jerky, clinging to each other in one corner of the room. I won’t deny that I felt my stomach churn as I looked at them. Especially at the smaller of the two withered bodies.

  I felt like I could see the mother trying to shield her child. To at least let the kid live. But it hadn’t worked. What sort of a monster would kill a child?

  ‘Something is wrong,’ said Eva, pacing the room and waving her hands around, like she was conducting an invisible orchestra.

  ‘Three people are dead,’ I replied, ‘so I’d say there’s quite a lot wrong, yes.’

  ‘Hm? What? No, not the dead people, the dead people are obvious, they’re dead, you can see them. No, something else… aha!’

  ‘What is it?’ asked Maya.

  Eva grinned, then clapped her hands together. The far wall seemed to ripple, then it was whipped away like a tablecloth, to reveal a hidden room. Inside of the room was a cauldron, magical texts, robes, and pentagrams chalked on slate. Basically a full-on, secret magic room.

  Someone had murdered a family of magicians.

  6

  I stepped into the secret room, happy to leave behind the dead mother and child.

  ‘Were they witches then?’ I asked. ‘Like me?’

  ‘Nah,’ replied Eva. ‘Things like you aren’t just spread around willy-nilly. Plus, I’d know if there were any in my own backyard. These are just low-level magicians. By the look of this set-up, they’ve been trying to fly under the radar.’

  ‘Well,’ said Maya, ‘it looks as though they didn’t fly low enough.’

  ‘Oh,’ I replied, ‘you’re saying they were murdered because they were magical?’

  Eva sighed. ‘Not the sharpest, are you, idiot?’

  ‘Wait a minute, how did you not realise they were magic right away? I thought you were able to sense that, or something?’

  ‘I didn’t clock that they had anything about them that was magical straight away ‘cos that Uncanny spark has been drained almost entirely out of them. They’re practically normals now!’ Eva shuddered and made a “yuck” face.

  ‘No offence taken,’ replied Maya.

  ‘Oh! I think I’ve got it,’ I replied.

  ‘Go on,’ said Eva.

  ‘Someone or something is feasting on magic? On magical people for… reasons to be determined.’

  ‘Obviously. I basically just said that.’

  ‘No you didn’t.’

  ‘Oh. Well. I said it in my head. Same thing.’

  ‘It’s really not.’

  ‘So, something is feeding on the Uncanny spark of magic people,’ said Eva. ‘I wonder what. And also why. And also what.’

  Maya pulled out her notepad. ‘These aren’t the first bodies to fit this M.O. In the months before I met you two, there were six other cases across the county. Forced entry—really forced entry—and dried out bodies. We’ve been keeping the weirder details out of circulation because, well, they’re weird.’

  Maya handed the pad to Eva, who scanned the details.

  ‘Okay, at least two of these are Uncanny types of one kind or another. Melinda Smith was a gnome.’

  ‘Well that explains why she was so small,’ said Maya. ‘And was clutching a fishing rod.’

  I laughed, then felt bad. Because of the murdered thing.

  ‘Another one here, Bob. Big Bob. Troll. Hard bastards to kill, trolls, but some bugger’s managed it.’

  ‘What about the other four?’ I asked.

  ‘Don’t know ‘em, but it’s safe to assume they were some flavour of Uncanny.’

  Maya took back her pad and pocketed it. ‘The pattern’s clear enough. And the attacks seem to be increasing in frequency. The first few were months apart, the last three have happened in the last week alone.’

  ‘Someone’s either getting bolder, or stronger,’ said Eva.

  ‘And they’re targetting weird-arse things like you two.’

  ‘Right,’ I said, ‘which means we’re probably in, sort of, danger.’

  ‘Yeah,’ replied Eva, ‘gives life an extra spice when you feel the shadow of the noose, don’t you think?’

  ‘I prefer not living in constant fear, but different folks and all that,’ I replied.

  I noticed that Maya seemed to be looking at me expectantly.

  ‘What?’ I asked.

  ‘Well, go on then. Do the thing.’

  ‘What thing?’

  ‘Like you did with the soul vampire. You were able to touch the body and get a picture from it. Why don’t you do that again and tell me what we’re looking at here?’

 
Ah, right, that. One of the magical power thingies that I’d managed to tune into recently was gaining insight into a recently deceased person—or monster’s—life. Or, to put it more specifically, their life very close to the point of their death.

  Problem was, it did mean touching dead things.

  ‘Okay, who’s it gonna be then?’ asked Eva. ‘Little or large?’

  I wasn’t too keen on touching a dead child, so mother it would be.

  Trying not to look too closely at the corpse, I knelt down beside the woman.

  ‘What’s it like?’ asked Maya. ‘When you see the things you see?’

  ‘It’s… odd. It’s like watching something underwater, but their emotions, I get them sharp.’

  ‘Well, get on with it then, idiot,’ said Eva.

  ‘Okay, don’t rush me. I’m just preparing my… whatever it is that needs prepared.’

  The truth was that this had never worked when I really wanted it to. Not directly at least. Something had always needed to distract me from focussing too closely on what it was I wanted to do. To force whatever it was inside of me to click into place and allow the magic to happen.

  But not this time.

  As soon as I laid my hands on the dry, waxy skin of the dead woman, it was like I’d been dropped into a freezing lake.

  The “real” world was yanked away as a new one rushed headlong towards me.

  My body trembled. I could hear a child chattering somewhere behind me. I knew I was seeing the woman’s memories, but part of me was still scared that if I turned around I’d see the tiny, withered corpse of the child creak into life, its locked jaw cracking as rough, garbled words forced their way out.

  It was night.

  There was no colour in the memory, everything was shades of black and grey, but I felt the night.

  I could feel the woman’s contentedness too. She had a husband she loved, and a child she would die for. A child that she’d struggled for years to conceive before it had finally happened. And now her life was complete and she was looking forward to the future.

  I couldn’t hear her thoughts, but I knew that was all true.

  I felt the powerful love of a mother for her child coursing through me, and it was intoxicating, frightening. The strength of it. The sure and happy knowledge that there was nothing she wouldn’t do. That her own life would be a small price to pay in return for her child’s safety.

  On that night, giving up her own life wasn’t going to be enough though, because something was hungry for more than just her existence.

  A voice from the next room. Her husband.

  ‘What did you say, love?’ she asks.

  ‘There’s something in the back garden.’

  ‘What? What is it?’

  ‘Mummy, look at this picture of a cow I drew.’

  The small, smiling girl holds up the wonky, crayon drawing of a cow, that looks nothing like a cow and has been scrawled in purple and red.

  ‘Oh, that’s wonderful! What an artist.’

  ‘I know!’

  ‘D’you think you’ll be able to sleep now?’

  The child frowns, her forehead wrinkling, obviously pondering the question deeply. Finally, she nods.

  ‘Good girl.’

  ‘After one more bedtime story, Mummy.’

  ‘There’s definitely something in the garden.’

  I try to stop the woman from moving towards the back room, from walking through to see what her husband is talking about, but it’s useless. I have no power over her actions, this had already happened, I’m just along for the ride.

  ‘Is it a fox? I saw a big one back there the other week.’

  No, it isn’t a fox. Not this time.

  Things move fast then.

  A large, wide shape, taller than a person, hurtles impossibly through the patio doors, shards firing out, cutting into her flesh, her husband yelling and falling to the floor.

  I say “impossibly”, as what throws itself through the glass doors isn’t a person, or even an animal. It isn’t a living thing at all.

  It’s a stone.

  A large standing stone, the kind you seen in ancient stone circles, strange pictures and symbols chiseled across its surface. Clear but weathered with age.

  ‘Mummy, what is that?’

  Panic, terror, the woman rushes towards her daughter, picking her up and running for the front door.

  ‘Daddy! What’s the stone doing to Daddy?’

  I can hear his screams, but she doesn’t look back. All that matters is getting her daughter to safety. To the front door. To the car. To anywhere but here.

  But the front door opens and there stands a second stone. Giant. Filling the door frame. Purple sparks ripple up and down its surface.

  No way forward, no way back, only up.

  I know where this is going.

  The woman screams, I scream, both of us, my throat raw and—

  ‘What the fuck is this?’

  I felt like I’d been rear-ended in my car. I jolted forward, falling on top of the woman’s dried out corpse, then yelped in disgust and hopped backwards a couple of times.

  ‘I said, what the fuck is this?’

  Detective Martins, Maya’s new partner, was stood in the doorway.

  ‘I brought in a couple of independent experts to give the crime scene a look over,’ replied Maya, ‘that’s all.’

  ‘Who’s the prick?’ asked Eva, gesturing towards Martins with her cigarette.

  ‘What did you say?’ replied Martins, taking a threatening step towards Eva. Eva didn’t even blink.

  ‘This is my partner,’ said Maya.

  ‘Tough break.’

  ‘And this is the guy who’s neck deep in the missing nurse case,’ said Martins, jabbing a finger in my direction.

  There was a lot of finger-pointing going on suddenly. Far too much for my liking.

  ‘Neck deep?’ I replied. ‘I’m not neck deep. I’m not even ankle deep, am I?’

  Maya raised an eyebrow. ‘You’re a person of interest.’

  That did not sound at all good.

  ‘You never told me you knew him,’ said Martins.

  ‘It wasn’t relevant. And I don’t know him. I just know that Mr Lake and Miss Familiar here have a deep knowledge of local lore and strange events.’

  ‘And action films of the 1980s,’ said Eva. ‘I’m a bloody Mastermind on that shit.’

  Martins approached Maya, a scowl creasing his face. ‘Because of what happened to Detective Samm, I’ve been giving you a pass, but this here is bullshit. This is official police business, we don’t need a cut-price Mulder and Scully to help us out. Am I understood?’

  Maya looked coolly at her partner. ‘I wouldn’t push any further at that, Detective.’

  ‘You know, I really don’t mind just... leaving,’ I said, the tension in the room so thick it could crush a bear.

  A really big bear.

  ‘Stay where you are,’ said Maya, not taking her eyes off Martins. ‘This is the seventh case, and an outside perspective is appreciated. All that matters is stopping any more deaths. Not ego. Not pride. Understood?’

  Martins glared at her.

  ‘Okay, now kiss,’ said Eva.

  Martins snorted and turned to me, fists clenched. For a horrible moment I thought he might be about to propel his large knuckles into my face.

  ‘I don’t trust you, Lake.’

  ‘Understood.’

  ‘A man with no past who likes weird stuff, and a friend who’s dropped off the face of the earth. I don’t care what Myers here thinks of you, I think you stink, and I am watching you.’

  ‘Thank you.’

  Martins cast a cold look back to Maya, then stomped out.

  ‘Well, that was all very arousing,’ said Eva, taking a drag of her smoke.

  ‘Don’t worry about him,’ said Maya, ‘his bark is worse than his bite.’

  ‘Really?’

  ‘Yes. Well, no. His bite is really, really bad. What hap
pened to the secret room?’

  ‘Oh,’ said Eva, shambling over to where the room had been, and now wasn’t. ‘Soon as I heard that big lump of rage and repressed sexuality lumbering in I snapped the spell that was hiding it back in place. Best not to involve the likes of him in certain aspects of this case, right love?’

  ‘Right,’ agreed Maya.

  ‘So?’ Eva waved her cigarette towards me, spilling ash like confetti, ‘what did you see when you touched up that dead woman?’

  ‘Did you see the killer?’ asked Maya.

  ‘Yeah, I saw them.’

  ‘So who is it then?’ asked Eva. ‘What did the shit-head look like?’

  And so I told them about the sentient killer rocks.

  Maya might, might, have been a little sceptical.

  ‘Bullshit.’

  Just a little.

  7

  I was woken the next morning by the insistent electronic beeping of my utter swine of an alarm clock, which needled me from my too-short slumber.

  It was seven in the morning and I was due for my shift at the hospital in less than an hour. I slapped the alarm quiet and zombie-walked my way to a hot shower.

  As the water battered my face, I replayed the previous night’s events. Something was murdering people with a connection to magic. “The Uncanny”, as Eva would say. People like me. And the something doing the killing—or pair of somethings, going by what I’d seen through the eyes of the dead mother—were giant rocks. Monoliths, the kind you see parked in circles in countryside fields. Ancient rings of standing stones, where sprites and fairies might appear when the moon was full.

  Or naked, thrashing ladies, like in The Wicker Man.

  Clean, dry, and dressed, I slumped on the couch with a cup of tea and a slice of toast. I checked my phone to see Eva had sent me a text.

  Me. You. Stone hunting.

  Apparently I’d earned the privilege of having her phone number.

  I messaged back that I’d catch up with her after my shift, then scrolled through my emails. There was one there from someone I didn’t know, with the intriguing title, ‘Please Help Me’. It had come from someone called Annie Royal. The message had been sent to my “professional” weird investigations site (emphasis on the inverted commas). Before I started to find out who I was, I ran a not-at-all-successful sideline job, investigating strange goings-on in the local area. In doing so, I’d hoped I might stumble across something that shone some light on my past. Having learned what I now know, I sometimes wonder if I should have stayed quiet and kept the blinkers on.