Kidd and LuEllen: Novels 1-4

by John Sandford

  In the movies, the FBI makes a call while the bad guy is still on the telephone, and three minutes later, agents drop out of the sky in a black helicopter and the chase begins.

  In reality, if the feds had taken Bobby, and had a watch on his phone line, they could get a read on the Wal-Mart phone almost instantly. Getting to the phone was another matter—that would take a while, even if they went through the local cops. In the very best, most cooperative system, we’d have ten minutes. In a typical federal law-enforcement scramble, we’d have an hour or more. But why take a chance?

  We were out of the Wal-Mart in a minute, and in two minutes, down the highway. Ten miles away, I made a call from an outdoor phone at a Shell station, dropping an e-mail to two guys who, separately, called themselves pr 48stl9 and trilbee: “Bobby is down. Transmit word. Ring on.” I sent a third e-mail to pepper@evitable.org: “3577.” The number was my “word,” and I was dropping it into a blind hole.

  >>> “THAT’S IT?” LuEllen asked, when I’d dropped the word.

  “That’s all there is. There’s nothing else to do. Still want that sundae?”

  “I guess.” But she was worried. We’re both illegal, at least some of the time, and we’re sensitive to trouble, to complications that could push us out in the open. Trouble is like a panfish nibbling at the end of your fishing line—you feel it, and if you’re experienced, you know what it means. She could feel the trouble nibbling at us. “Maybe chocolate will cure it.”

  >>> THE ring had been set up by Bobby. A group of people that he more or less trusted were each given one segment of his address. If anything should happen to him—if his system went unresponsive—we’d each dump our “word” at a blind e-mail address.

  Whoever checked the e-mail would assemble the words, derive a street address, and go to Bobby’s house to see what had happened. I didn’t know who’d been designated to go. Somebody closer to Bobby than I was.

  To keep the cops from breaking the ring, if one of us should be caught, we knew only the online names of two members of the ring. I didn’t know until that day that romeoblue, whoever he was, was a member of the ring, or that he had one of my blind addresses. The guys I called, pr48stl9 and trilbee, didn’t know that I was part of it; and I had no idea who their guys were, further around the ring.

  Nobody, except Bobby, knew how many ring members there were, or their real names—all we knew is that each guy had two names. Two, in case somebody should be out of touch, or even dead, when the ring was turned on.

  And the ring on thing—if one of us was caught by the cops, and extorted into contacting the ring, a warning could be sent along with the extorted message. If the message didn’t end with ring on, you’d assume that things were going to hell in a handbasket.

  All of this might sound overblown, but several of us were wanted by the feds. We hadn’t been charged with any crimes, you understand. They didn’t even know who we were. They just wanted to get us down in a basement, somewhere, with maybe an electric motor and a coil of wire, to chat for a while.

  >>> “YOU think he’s dead? Bobby?” LuEllen asked. We’d been visiting a particular ice-cream parlor, named Robbie’s, about three times a week. The place was designed to look like a railroad dining car, but had good sundaes, anyway. We’d just pulled into the parking lot, to the final thumps of the Stones’ “Satisfaction” on the radio, when she asked her question.

  I nodded. “Yeah. Or maybe unconscious, lying on the floor,” I said. That made me sad. I’d never actually met him, but he was a friend, and I could feel that hypothetical loneliness. “Or . . . hell, it could be a lot of things, but I think he’s probably dead or dying.”

  “What’ll you guys do? He’s always been there.”

  “Be more careful. Take fewer jobs. Maybe get out of it.”

  “I’ve been thinking about getting out,” she said suddenly. “Maybe stop stealing.”

  I looked at her and shook my head. “You never said.”

  She shrugged. “I’m getting old.”

  “Pressing your mid-thirties, I’d say.”

  She patted me on the thigh and said, “Let’s go. We’re gonna get wet.”

  >>> THE guy who ran the ice-cream parlor wore a name tag that said “Jim” and a distant look, as though he was wishing for mountains. A paper hat perched on his balding head, and he always had a toothpick tucked in one corner of his mouth. He nodded at us, said, “The regular?” and we said, “Yeah,” and watched him dish it up. Lots of hot chocolate. The sundaes cost five dollars each, and I’d been leaving another five on the table when we left. Jim was now taking care of us, chocolate-wise.

  In the booth, over the sundaes, LuEllen asked, “You think you could really quit?”

  “I don’t need the money.”

  She looked out at the rain, hammering down on the street. A veterans convention was in town, and a guy wearing a plastic-straw boater, with a convention tag, wandered by. He’d poked a hole in the bottom of a green garbage bag and had pulled it over himself as a raincoat.

  We watched him go, and LuEllen said, “Drunk.”

  “Seeing your old war buddies’ll do that,” I said. “World War Two guys are dropping like flies now.”

  “Wonder if Bobby . . .” Her spoon dragged around the rim of the tulip glass; she didn’t finish the sentence.

  >>> BOBBY had a degenerative disease, although I had no clear idea of what it was. The ring had been set up to take care of things should he die or suffer a catastrophic decline. If he went slowly, the ring wouldn’t know until the very end. At the last extreme, we would have all gotten files of information that he thought we might individually want—a kind of inheritance—and he would have erased everything else.

  I had hoped that he’d go that way, in peace. Quietly. He apparently had not.

  Of course, it was also possible that the feds had landed in a silent black helicopter, kicked in the door, and slid down his chimney and seized him before he could enter his destruct code, and that they were now waiting for us in an elaborate trap, armed to the teeth with all that shit that they spend the billions on—the secret hammers and high-tech toilet seats.

  But I didn’t think so. I thought Bobby was dead.

  >>> BACK at the motel, I tried to work on the casino stats. I had a feeling I better get them done, just in case the Bobby problem turned into something ugly. Trouble tapping at the line. Every few minutes I’d check my e-mail. Two hours later, I picked up an alarm from another one of my invisible addresses: “Call me at home—J.”

  “Gotta go back out,” I told LuEllen. She was bent over the bed with a lightweight dumbbell, doing a golf exercise called the lawn mower pull. “Got a note from John.”

  “Is he part of the ring?” she asked, doing a final three pumps. She knew John as well as I did.

  “I’d always assumed he was, but we never talked about it,” I said. “He’s not like the rest of us.”

  “Not a computer geek.”

  “I’m not a computer geek,” I said. “Computer geeks wear pocket protectors.”

  “You’ve got five colors of pens, Kidd,” she said, pulling on her rain jacket. “I saw them once when I was ransacking your briefcase.”

  “I’m an artist, for Christ’s sakes,” I said.

  >>> JOHN lived in a little Mississippi River town called Longstreet. He and his wife and LuEllen and I were friends. I’d stop and see them a couple times a year, as I migrated up and down the Mississippi between St. Paul and New Orleans. LuEllen would stop if she was stealing something nearby.

  I called him from a Conoco: gas stations with pay phones should get a tax break. He answered on the first ring.

  “John, this is Kidd, calling you back,” I said. Rain was hammering on the car, and I could see a discouraged-looking redneck behind the plate glass of the station window.

  “You know about Bobby?” John asked. He had a baritone voice, calm and scholarly, with a trace of a Memphis accent.

  “I know he’s down. Are you a
member of the ring?”

  “I’m the guy who puts the words together. Do you have a pen?”

  “Just a minute.” I got out a pen and found a blank page in a pocket sketchbook. “Okay.”

  “Here’s his address.”

  “You sure you want to give it to me?”

  “Yes. Just in case something happens . . . to me. Ready? Robert Fields, 3577 Arikara Street, Jackson, Mississippi 38292. Or it might also have been Robert Jackson, 3577 Arikara Street, Fields, Mississippi 38292, except that there isn’t a Fields, Mississippi, as far as I can tell.”

  “The name I had for him, the rumor I had, was that his name was Bobby DuChamps—French for ‘fields.’ ”

  “That’s the name I had,” he said. “What’s an Arikara?”

  “An Indian tribe, I think. Did you try to call him?”

  “Can’t find a phone number.”

  “Yeah, well—he might not have one of his own,” I said. “He didn’t need one, since he practically owned the phone company.”

  “That’s what I figured. Listen . . . I checked airlines from St. Paul into Jackson—”

  “I’m down by Biloxi,” I said, interrupting. “Between Biloxi and Gulfport.”

  “Really?” His voice brightened. “Could you meet me in Jackson? You could be there in three hours, right up U.S. 49. It’ll take me an hour and a half at least. It’s raining like hell up here.”

  “Down here, too.”

  “But I got bad roads. Kidd, I need some backup. We gotta try to do this before daylight.”

  I thought about it for a minute. This could be a bad move, but John was an old friend who had helped us through some hard times. I owed him. “All right. Where do you want to hook up?”

  “I got a room at the La Quinta Inn, which is just off I-55. It’s what, almost ten o’clock now. See you at one?”

  “Soon as I can get there,” I said.

  >>> WHEN I told her, LuEllen frowned, looked out the window at the slanting rain. “It’s a bad night for driving fast.”

  “I gotta go,” I said.

  “I know.” A couple of seconds later, “Shoot. I put some Chanel on. Now it’s wasted.” She stood on her tiptoes and gave me a soft peck on the lips, her hands on my rib cage. She did smell good; and I knew she’d feel pretty good. “You goddamn well be careful.”

  Some things to think about on my way north: sex and death.

  Chapter

  Three

  >>> THE NIGHT WAS AS DARK as Elvis velvet, with nothing but the hissing of the tires on the wet pavement and the occasional red taillights turning off toward unseen homes. I listened to the radio part of the way, a classic rock station that disappeared north of Hattiesburg, fading out in the middle of a Tom Petty piece.

  As the radio station faded, so did the rain, diminishing to a drizzle. I turned the radio off so I could think, but all I could do was go round and round about Bobby. What had happened to him? What were the implications, if he was dead? Where were his databases, and who had them?

  Bobby had backed me up in a number of troubling ventures. People had died, in fact—that they’d most often deserved it didn’t change the fact of their death. Say it: of their killing. Bobby knew most of the details in the destruction of a major aerospace company. He knew why the odd security problems kept popping up in Windows. He knew why an American satellite system didn’t always work exactly as designed. He knew how a commie got elected mayor of a town down in the Delta.

  He had worked with John. John had been a kind of black radical political operator all through the deep South, especially in the Delta. He didn’t talk about it, but he was tough in a way you didn’t get by accident; and he had scars you didn’t get from playing tennis.

  So Bobby knew too much for our good health. He knew stuff that could put a few dozen, or even a few hundred, people in prison. Maybe even me.

  Thirty miles south of Jackson, I ran into a thunderstorm—what they call an embedded storm, though I wouldn’t know it from an unbedded storm. The rain came down in marble-sized bullets, lightning jumped and skittered across the sky, and I could feel the thunder beating against the car, flexing the skin, like the cover on a sub-woofer.

  I hoped John had made it all right. He had a treacherous route into Jackson, mostly back highways through rural hamlets, not a good drive in bright sunlight. I’d met John on one of my special jobs, set up by Bobby, a job that ended with me in a Memphis hospital. The scars have almost faded, but I still have the dreams. . . .

  Still, we’d become friends. John had been an investigator with a law office in Memphis, and, underground, an enforcer of some kind for a black radical political party—and at the same time, an artist, like me. Instead of paint, John worked in stone and wood, a sculptor. He’d begun making money at it, and had started picking up a reputation.

  >>> THAT last thirty miles of bullet-rain took forty minutes to drive through, and it was nearly two in the morning when I arrived in Jackson. I pulled into the La Quinta, stopped under a portico, and hopped out. Before I could walk around the car, John came through the door. He was wrapped in a gray plastic raincoat and was smiling and said, “Goddamnit, I’m glad to see you, Kidd. I was afraid you’d gone in a ditch.” He was a black man, middle forties, with a square face, short hair, broad shoulders, and smart, dark eyes.

  As we shook hands in the rain, I said, “Picked a good fuckin’ night for it.”

  “If you don’t have to pee . . .”

  “I’m fine, but I’d like to get a Coke.”

  He stuck his hand in his pocket and produced a can of Diet Coke. “Still cold. Let’s go.”

  >>> AS SOON as he’d come into town, figuring that I’d be later, he’d gone around to convenience stores until he found one that sold a city map. In his room at the La Quinta, he’d spotted Bobby’s house and blocked out a route. “We’re a ways from where we need to be,” he said. He pointed down a broad street that went under the interstate. “Go that way.”

  I went that way and asked, “How’s Marvel?”

  “She’s fine. Up to her ass in the politics. Still a fuckin’ commie.”

  “Nice ass, though,” I said. Marvel was his wife, but John and I had met her at the same time, and I had commentary privileges.

  “True. How ’bout LuEllen?”

  “She’s with me, down in Biloxi, but we’re not in bed. I’ve, uh, I’d been, uh, seeing this woman back home. She broke it off a couple of weeks ago. I’m kinda bummed.”

  “You were serious?” He was interested.

  “Maybe. Interesting woman—a cop, in fact.”

  A moment of silence, then, “Bet she had a nice pair of thirty-eights, huh?”

  We both had to laugh at the stupidity of it. Then I said, “What about Bobby?”

  “I don’t know,” John said. “He sounded good—I mean, bad, but good for him—last time I talked to him. That was like two weeks ago, one of those phone calls from nowhere.”

  “No hint of this.”

  “Nothing. I tried to remember every word of what he said, when I was coming over here, and I can’t remember a single unusual thing. He just sounded like . . . Bobby. Hey, turn left at that stoplight.”

  >>> JACKSON, Mississippi, may be a perfectly nice place, assuming that we weren’t in the best part of it. The part we were in was run-down and maybe even run-over. Some of the houses that passed through our headlights seemed to be sinking into the ground. Driveways were mostly gravel, with here and there a carport; otherwise the cars, big American cars from the eighties and nineties, were parked in the yards.

  The streets got bumpier as we went along, and eventually we got into a spot that was overgrown with kudzu, the stuff curled up and down the phone poles and street signs. Water was ponding along the shoulders of the roads; street signs became hard to locate and, with the kudzu, even harder to read.

  “Too bad you can’t smoke that shit,” John said. “Solve a lot of problems.”

  At one point, a big black-and-tan dog, probab
ly a Doberman, splashed in the rain through our headlights, looking at us with lion eyes that said, “C’mon, get out of the car, chump, c’mon . . .”

  We didn’t. Instead, John picked out streets on his map, confirmed it from one street sign to the next, and finally got us onto Arikara Street. “He ought to be in this block, if the numbers are right.” The street was bumpy, potholed, with trees hanging over it, and was lined with widely spaced houses with dark exteriors and dark windows. I’d brought a flashlight along with me, and John had it on his lap, but we didn’t need it. We came up to a bronze-colored mailbox, the best-looking mailbox I’d seen all night, and in the headlights saw 3577 in reflecting stick-on numerals.

  “That’s it,” he said.

  I went on by. We looked for light, for movement, for any kind of weirdness, and didn’t see or feel a thing. The house had a carport, but it was empty. Some of the houses had chain-link fences around the yards, but this one was open. A porch hung on the front of the place.

  “Take another lap,” John said. “Goddamnit. We shoulda worked out an alibi.”

  I shrugged. “Tell the truth. That we’re old computer buddies of his, that we knew he was near death, and that he asked us to check on him if he ever became nonresponsive.”

  “Yeah.” He sighed. “I wish we had something fancier.”

  “At two-thirty in the morning? We were out looking for Tic Tacs, Officer. . . .”

  “Yeah, yeah. I just rather not have them run my ID through their database.”

  “No shit.” The next lap around, I said, “I’m gonna pull in, unless you say no. You say no?”

  “Pull in,” he said.

  >>> I PULLED into the driveway, up close to the house and, before I killed the lights, noticed a wheelchair ramp going up to a side door from the carport. The neighborhood was poor, but the lots were large and overgrown. The neighbors to the left could see us, if they were interested, and the people across the street might get a look, but there were no lights in the windows. Working people, probably, who had to get up in the morning.