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Death Is Now My Neighbor

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by Colin Dexter


  “What do you call him?”

  “ ‘Lewis.’ ”

  “Does he know your Christian name?”

  “No.”

  “How come you got lumbered with it?”

  Morse was silent awhile before answering:

  “They both had to leave school early, my parents—and they never had much of a chance in life themselves. That’s partly the reason, I suppose. They used to keep on to me all the time about trying as hard as I could in life. They wanted me to do that. They expected me to do that. Sort of emotional blackmail, really—when you come to think of it.”

  “Did you love them?”

  Morse nodded. “Especially my father. He drank and gambled far too much … but I loved him, yes. He knew nothing really—except two things: He could recite all of Macaulay’s Lays of Ancient Rome by heart; and he’d read everything ever written about his greatest hero in life, Captain Cook—‘Captain James Cook, 1728 to 1779,’ as he always used to call him.”

  “And your mother?”

  “She was a gentle soul. She was a Quaker.”

  “It all adds up then, really?” said Janet slowly.

  “I suppose so,” said Morse.

  “Do you want to go straight to the Roman Baths?”

  “What are you thinking of?”

  “Would you like a pint of beer first?”

  “I’m a diabetic, you know.”

  “I’ll give you your injection,” she promised. “But only if you do me one big favor … I shan’t be a minute.”

  Morse watched her as she disappeared into a souvenir shop alongside; watched the shapely straight legs above the high-heeled shoes, and the dark, wavy hair piled high at the back of her head. He thought he could grant her almost any favor that was asked of him.

  She produced the postcard as Morse returned from the bar. “What’s that for?” he asked.

  “Who’s that for, you mean. That’s for Sergeant Lewis.… He means a lot to you, doesn’t he?”

  “What? Lewis? Nonsense!”

  “He means a lot to you, doesn’t he?” she repeated.

  Morse averted his eyes from her penetrating, knowing gaze; looked down at the frothy head on his beer; and nodded.

  “Christ knows why!”

  “I want you to send him this card.”

  “What for? We’re back at work together on Monday!”

  “I want you to send him this card,” she repeated. “You can send it to his home address. You see, I think he deserves to know your Christian name. Don’t you?”

  Envoi

  Monday, March 18

  This list is not for every Tom, Dick, and Harry. It’s been compiled by Everett Williams, director of the Florida Bureau of Vital Statistics, and on it are the 150 most unusual names he’s encountered in 34 years with the bureau. Examples are: Tootsie Roll, Curlee Bush, Emancipation Proclamation Cogshell, Candy Box, Starlight Cauliflower Shaw, and Determination Davenport. But he never encountered a fourth quadruplet called Mo! Williams figures that some parents have a sense of humor—or else a grudge against their offspring.

  —Gainesville Gazette, February 16, 1971

  On the following Monday evening, Mrs. Lewis handed the card to her husband:

  “This is for you—from Inspector Morse.”

  “You mean, you’ve read it?”

  “Course I ’ave, boy!”

  Smelling the chips, Lewis made no protestation as he looked at the front of the card: an aerial view of Bath, showing the Royal Crescent and the Circus. Then, turning over the card, he read Morse’s small, neat handwriting on the back. What he read moved him deeply; and when Mrs. Lewis shouted through from the kitchen that the eggs were ready, he took a handkerchief from his pocket and pretended he was wiping his nose.

  The card read as follows:

  For philistines like you, Lewis, as well as for classical scholars like me, this city with its bath and temples must rank as one of the finest in Europe. You ought to bring the missus here some time.

  Did I ever get the chance to thank you for the few(!) contributions you made to our last case together? If I didn’t, let me thank you now—let me thank you for everything, my dear old friend.

  Yours aye,

  Endeavor Morse

 

 

 


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