A Death in China

by Carl Hiaasen

  Linda kissed him gently on the neck. Nothing. Stratton was loaded like a spring.

  She wondered sadly if their night in Peking had left any tender echo. It would make her job so much easier if it had.

  "Can I ask you something?" Stratton said softly. "Are you here to stop them-or me?"

  Harold Broom had had about all he could take from the snotty Chinaman. Being cursed in Mandarin was not so bad, but now Wang Bin had begun to call him "fool" to his face, as if it were part of his name. Broom was not a violent fellow, but now he shook his fist at the man in the passenger seat and said, "Shut up before I punch you in the nose!"

  Wang Bin merely grunted.

  "It's not my fault," Broom said for the tenth time. How could he have foreseen that Mrs. Kevin Mitchell would change her mind about the funeral? How could Broom have known that her husband's coffin would wind up at Arlington instead of the old Mitchell family plot in Baltimore, which would have been just as lovely.

  It would have been a cinch.

  "Son of a turtle!" Wang Bin snapped.

  "These things happen."

  "How are we to find Mitchell's grave?"

  "Simple," Broom said. "We aren't. There's acres of soldiers at Arlington and not all of them are dead, Pop. They've got crack Marines with very nasty rifles-not peashooters like yours. No way we're going to try to dig up that coffin."

  "But this cannot be!"

  "Oh, but it is. Your precious Chinese warrior can rest forever. He'll be right at home, believe me. I'm not risking a trip to jail."

  The deputy minister snorted. "I must have the third soldier."

  "Pop, don't be greedy. There is no way we can pull it off. You want to get shot in the back? Those Marines are genuine marksmen, Pop, and you're old and slow."

  Wang Bin stared straight ahead at the highway. "It can be done," he said. "And if it cannot, at least I want to see for myself."

  Broom surrendered. They stopped at a camera store in Crystal City and purchased a couple of cheap 35-mms. This way, the art broker explained, they'd look like everybody else on the blue-and-white trams that chugged through the cemetery.

  Broom also bought a large canvas shoulder bag to conceal the collapsible shovel and two hand picks. "This is insane," he grumbled. "And if anything goes wrong, you're on your own."

  "Meaning what?" Wang Bin asked.

  "Meaning I never saw you before in my life."

  It was mid-afternoon when Broom drove down the Jefferson Davis Highway toward the national cemetery. He turned left past Fort Myer, then right again on Arlington Ridge Road. He drove half a mile and pulled the car up on a curb. "Get out now," he ordered Wang Bin. "Try to be useful."

  The deputy minister silently followed the art dealer on a long sidewalk up a slope, through the gates of Arlington and onto a motor tram. The Chinese and his canvas shoulder bag sat down with a conspicuous clatter. The tram wound slowly up the hills. Wang Bin gazed in wonderment at the burial markers that seemed to march on forever.

  "All soldiers?" he whispered to Broom.

  "Yes. The Fields of the Dead, they call it."

  "How many?" Wang Bin asked.

  "Thousands," Broom said. "I checked with a guide back at the office and our friend is supposed to be resting in Section H. Grave number four-four-five. I got a map, but I'm not sure it'll help."

  "We have nothing like this in China," Wang Bin marveled. "There is no land for such a place. All our dead are cremated."

  "You build temples, we make graveyards. Each to his own."

  Wang Bin took a deep breath. "Like Xian, in a way. This is your Imperial Army, is it not, Mr. Broom?"

  Stratton spotted them without the field glasses.

  They emerged from a copse at the foot of a hill, perhaps one hundred meters from Lt. Kevin P. Mitchell's white cross. They found the footpath and walked side by side, Mutt-and-Jeff silhouettes. Once they stopped to confer, and Stratton noticed the beam of a small flashlight as they bent over together, pointing. A map, probably. They resumed walking, with Broom leading the way.

  Stratton slipped away from the oak tree where Linda Greer slept, curled on a damp bed of leaves. He moved in a familiar half-crouch, using the trees and the dappled shadows to hide his advance. He stopped only to watch them, pace them, and anticipate their path up the hill to Section H.

  Stratton got there first. He chose a spot slightly downhill, across the footpath from Mitchell's grave, in an older section of the cemetery. Here a six-foot granite marker paid homage to a four-star general and one of his three wives, and it was here that Stratton easily concealed himself.

  He had already decided against a confrontation among the tombstones. The park police would arrive swiftly, to be sure, but what would they have-a couple of prowlers? No, it was better to let Harold Broom and Wang Bin finish their task.

  The evidence would be obvious, and afterwards the ghouls would be pegged as criminals.

  Part of Stratton's decision owed to logic, and part to curiosity. He wanted to see if they would really try it.

  Whispering, Broom and Wang Bin passed above him. The two men shuffled off the footpath and began probing grave markers in Section H. Stratton rose from his knees-dampened by the grass-and peered over the general's headstone.

  He heard a voice counting: "Four-fifty, four forty-eight… "

  And another: "It is here."

  The flashlight threw a skittish beam from the ground to the trees to the crosses. Stratton crept out of the tombstones, sliding caterpillar-style along the earth until he reached the paved footpath. From there, braced on his elbows, he studied the grave robbers.

  Wang Bin struggled out of the canvas shoulder bag and turned it upside down. The shovel and picks landed with a sharp clink against one of the white crosses.

  "This is fucking insanity," Broom muttered.

  "Where are your Marines?" Wang Bin chided. "It appears we are alone. You dig first."

  "We're going to wind up in Leavenworth!" Broom said.

  "There is a fortune beneath your feet. Now dig."

  Grudgingly, Broom assembled the portable shovel. He removed his knit golf shirt and draped it across the arms of Kevin Mitchell's cross. As Broom poised at the edge of the grave, Wang Bin took one step back and folded his hands at his waist.

  "Keep your eyes open!" Broom instructed. He planted his shoe on the shovel and rammed it into the moist green sod.

  The exhumation went on for two hours. Stratton watched the shadows trade places, and measured their progress by the muffled grunts and curses, some in Chinese, some in English. Otherwise Arlington was perfectly still, save for the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns.

  Stratton felt himself dozing when the sound of muffled voices arose in Section H. The flashlight snapped on, and he was able to see both of them: Broom, shirtless, sweaty, up to his waist in the pit; and Wang Bin, toweling his own forehead, exhorting Broom from the edge of the grave.

  Then the flashlight went black.

  Stratton squinted, waiting for his eyes to readjust. When he focused again, the two shadows were moving with belabored haste, a blur of pick and shovel, flinging dirt back into the grave. Then Wang Bin himself dropped to his knees and pressed ragged squares of green sod back into place, like so much carpeting.

  "Let's get out of here," Broom said.

  Wang Bin took the feet of the ancient soldier while Broom cradled its head. They walked without light, an odd and halting procession made easier by the perfect geometry that ruled the Fields of the Dead.

  Fascinated, Tom Stratton did not move at first, but merely watched them recede among the graves.

  Then he was on his feet, padding quietly behind them at a distance of fifty meters. When they reached an iron fence, Stratton dropped to one knee and raised the field glasses. Broom went over first, ripping his golf shirt. Wang Bin followed, grimacing with the exertion. The soldier was brought over on a precarious makeshift pulley, fashioned from two long ropes. Through the binoculars, Stratton
noticed that the artifact had been carefully wrapped in a canvas bag.

  Stratton scaled the fence easily, and followed the men along a deserted road.

  Fearful that they might wheel around and spot him, Stratton clung to the trees and hedges.

  "Faster!" he heard Broom say. "We're almost there."

  Ahead, parked on a curb, was a car. Stratton ducked into a grove of young trees.

  He did not move again until he heard the sound of the car doors.

  Then Stratton stepped to the middle of the road, twenty meters from the car. The trunk was open. Beside it stood Harold Broom and the smaller figure of Wang Bin, their backs toward him. Stratton drew a.45-caliber pistol from his belt and took aim at the base of Wang Bin's skull.

  It was an easy shot. Even in the dark he'd never miss. David Wang's murderer would die instantly-die without knowing who had claimed revenge.

  Behind Stratton, something rustled in the trees.

  Wang Bin whirled, his face a fright mask. At the sight of Stratton the fear vanished in a portrait of pure hate.

  Another noise. Wang Bin slowly raised a finger, as if to point. Broom's arms fell to his side.

  Footsteps. Stratton's pulse hammered. He held the gun steady. Someone was there, beside him. He turned to see.

  The pain hit Stratton high in one leg. It seared like a snakebite, racing up his thighs, burning through his lungs until it choked him. The gun dropped from his hand. Stratton spun down like a top, clawing at his leg, his throat, mashing the heels of his hands into his eye sockets.

  Even as he lay there rasping, the galaxy exploding in his skull, he was aware of someone standing over him.

  The last thing Stratton heard was the faraway voice of the deputy minister.

  "Miss Greer, it is very good to see you again."

  CHAPTER 25

  All the next morning, Dr. Neal Lambert waited.

  Harold Broom phoned at eleven. "All set," he had said. "Be ready at noon."

  But noon came and went, and Lambert's excitement soon dissolved into panic. He paced the halls of the museum. He told himself not to worry; people like Broom were always late. They were incapable of common courtesy.

  At six the museum closed. Lambert sank into the chair behind his polished desk and ranted out loud. Every few minutes he would dial the number that Broom had given him, only to be reminded by a very bored answering service that, no, Mr.

  Broom had not called in. Would he care to leave a number?

  Lambert grew despondent. Broom was a greasy twit, but would he dare sell the Chinese soldier out from under him? And was he resourceful enough to locate a new buyer on such short notice? Doubtful, Lambert assured himself.

  He wrung his hands and stood at the window of his office, gazing down the mall toward the Washington Monument.

  Gravely he thought of his three-hundred-thousand-dollar down payment. Then he thought of something worse: someday, years from now, walking into another museum, maybe Renner's in Atlanta or that bastard Scavello's in New York, and discovering his own Chinese warrior on grand display in the main room.

  No, not even Broom-his minimal reputation at stake-would stoop so low, Lambert concluded. Something else must have gone wrong. The possibilities were numbingly depressing. He picked up the telephone and tried again.

  Tom Stratton awoke in the back of a taxi. He was dizzy, queasy, babbling.

  "Easy, bud," the cabbie said. He led Stratton up the steps of the Hotel Washington and into the arms of a doorman.

  "I took a twenty off you, okay?"

  Stratton nodded foggily.

  "What happened?" the doorman asked.

  "Some broad called. Told us to go get this drunk out by the cemetery." The cabbie glanced down at Stratton. "That's where I found him, crawling around on all fours like a mutt."

  Stratton groaned.

  "Better get him up to his room," the cabbie advised, "before he urps on your nice carpet."

  Stratton lay alone, dreaming of coffins. Slowly the pain drained from his limbs, but cotton clung to his mind. He could hear the sound of a city outside his window. A police siren. Screeching tires. A jet roaring down the Potomac. The noise crashed over him, triple amplified. His ears rang. His head felt like plaster.

  He had to get up. Hours crawled by.

  A maid rapped on the door.

  "Not now," Stratton mumbled.

  He had to get up. Move. Open your eyes.

  The room was bright. The clock on the bedstand said eight o'clock.

  "Jesus Christ." He had spent a full day in bed.

  He made a wobbly journey to the shower. He found a crimson dot on his leg, still tender from the hypodermic injection. He stood under the hot water for twenty minutes, letting his blood wake up.

  Sorting out the reality from the nightmare wasn't easy. Just where did Linda Greer fit in now? She had zapped him with something-elephant tranquilizer, it felt like. Why? And where was she?

  On her own, that's where. No Langley, no Peking. Wang Bin had become a personal project, but why? And how personal?

  Stratton was angry, restless and, above all, baffled. She had let them get away.

  For whatever reason, that's what she had done. It was one truth that had survived the horrible night.

  Stratton toweled off and pulled on a pair of jeans. He called room service and ordered a big stack of pancakes, three eggs and a pitcher of black coffee.

  His options were dismal. He could run to the State Department and lay it all out. Someone very polite would call China, and someone in Peking would reply-very tersely-that the body found in the Ming reservoir was positively Deputy Minister Wang Bin; that no clay soldiers were missing from the Xian excavation; that no visa had ever been issued to an American named Harold Broom.

  That's what the Chinese would say-because they had to. They would admit nothing, because they could never permit themselves to be seen as fools.

  And that would be it.

  A better option would be confiding in old friends at the CIA. But what proof could Stratton offer? Vandalized grave plots? Hardly a red-hot trail.

  It all came back to Linda. Was she in league with Broom and Wang Bin? Or was she trying for that solo coup that would edify her career-bringing the old Chinese bastard in from the cold? He remembered their dinner talk in Peking. Yes, that was probably it.

  Either way, the lady had guts. Wang Bin was a killer, not easily induced, coerced or charmed. With some defectors it was easy. Bring them in gently. Pay them. Pump them. Pay them some more. A new name, a new passport, off you go.

  Linda was wrong if she imagined it would be that simple with the deputy minister. He was the ultimate pragmatist.

  Maybe she knew that. Maybe she was way ahead of him. I'm the one who's fresh out of clues, Stratton thought ruefully.

  He wolfed down his breakfast and went downstairs. He bought a copy of the Post in the lobby and walked out into the sticky heat to think. There was an empty bench on the mall near the Smithsonian, and Stratton sat down. Hearty joggers and lean cyclists flew by him, a reminder that he did not yet have his strength back. The sidewalks swarmed with foreign tourists who seemed to walk twice as fast as everyone else.

  Stratton imagined himself back in Tiananmen Square, where the order and propriety that ruled Chinese history seemed also to govern those who came to celebrate it. Here in Washington, among the functional granite monuments to democracy, there was a holiday festiveness; in China, among the wildly extravagant temples, sobriety.

  To Stratton's eye, it was not merely a culture gap, but a canyon. Chinese tourists traveled thousands of miles just to stand where the emperor's scholars had once gathered in the Hall of Supreme Harmony. In Washington, people lined up for blocks to watch the Treasury print money. Talk about awe.

  If Americans seemed transparent, the Chinese mind was opaque. For Stratton this had become tragically obvious, first at Man-ling-a fatal grant of trust to a young boy-and now, with humiliating emphasis, at Arlington.

 
Stratton would never forget Wang Bin's face as Stratton had aimed the gun. Such magnificent defiance. Stratton would have liked him to have begged for his life, but he would have settled for one tear from the steely bastard. A tear for his own brother.

  Yet all that had shone in the deputy minister's eyes had been an iron, immutable spirit. Stratton despised it.

  He sat on the bench, watching a group of young girls from a parochial school chase a runaway kite, their plaid skirts beating together as they ran. Their laughter trailed off after the kite string.

  Stratton opened the Post. The front section was clotted with the usual turgid political news. Stratton dismissed it and turned to the local pages to see if there was any mention of the grave robbery. There, on 10-C, a headline midway down the page grabbed his attention: ART BROKER FOUND DEAD IN BURNING AUTO.

  The article was an Associated Press report from Grafton, West Virginia:

  Two persons were found dead Monday at the scene of a single-car traffic accident on Shelby Road, two miles south of Grafton.

  Police said the victims were discovered in a burning automobile after the car apparently had run off the highway and crashed. Grafton Police Sgt. Gilbert Beckley said that rescue workers who reached the scene were forced to wait for the fire to subside before approaching the car.

  Authorities have identified one of the victims as Harold G. Brown, an art dealer from New York. Police said Broom carried business cards listing him as an associate of the Parthenon Gallery and the Belle Meade Exhibition Center in Manhattan.

  The second victim found in the car carried no personal belongings and has not yet been identified, police said. The accident was reported by a Greyhound bus driver who passed the scene but did not stop.

  Tom Stratton stuffed the newspaper into a trash basket, bought himself a lemon ice, and jogged exultantly back to his hotel.

  Gil Beckley was not what Stratton had expected. He was not a middle-aged hillbilly with hemorrhoids, but an athletic young cop with a Jersey accent and two junior college diplomas on the wall. If Beckley felt it was beneath him to work traffic accidents, he hid the resentment well. In fact, he seemed pleased to meet this angular, quiet man who had arrived with information about the Shelby Road fatalities.