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The Glacier

Page 7

by Jeff Wood


  SIMONE

  Yes.

  MR. STEVENS

  And did you not—?

  He finishes his sentence with his hands, waving them in a general magical manner.

  SIMONE

  Yes, I did.

  MR. STEVENS

  And…

  (smoking)

  …it was not satisfactory?

  SIMONE

  No. It was fine. It’s just that… well… I am struggling, I think, um, personally, I think, to understand…

  She has some difficulty continuing. Stevens exhales billowy streams of smoke out his nostrils, puts out his cigarette, and settles in.

  MR. STEVENS

  Well then we obviously need to examine this, don’t we.

  SIMONE

  I guess so.

  MR. STEVENS

  I think we do.

  SIMONE

  Okay.

  MR. STEVENS

  I’m so glad that you came in to speak with me.

  Simone nods, not so sure about it. But Stevens proceeds, interrogating her with seemingly pre-established corporate questions that she already knows the answers to.

  MR. STEVENS

  Who is responsible for the quality of your break time?

  SIMONE

  I am.

  MR. STEVENS

  And who is responsible if your break is not satisfying to you?

  SIMONE

  I am.

  MR. STEVENS

  And who is accountable to the person who is responsible for an unsatisfactory break time experience?

  SIMONE

  Me.

  MR. STEVENS

  Now. What did you do with your break today?

  SIMONE

  Well I just took a few minutes to myself just to reflect on—

  MR. STEVENS

  Exactly. What did you do with your break time, exactly?

  SIMONE

  Exactly?

  MR. STEVENS

  Exactly.

  SIMONE

  Really?

  MR. STEVENS

  Simone.

  SIMONE

  I stood in some sunlight with my eyes closed.

  Stevens is blank.

  He waits for more, blinking.

  He does not get more.

  MR. STEVENS

  (puzzled)

  Where?

  SIMONE

  At a window—

  Stevens arches his fingers together in front of his face, elbows on his desk.

  SIMONE

  In the upper mezzanine.

  MR. STEVENS

  Like a kitten.

  SIMONE

  Excuse me?

  MR. STEVENS

  A baby cat. You stood in a ray of sunshine in the upper mezzanine with your eyes closed.

  SIMONE

  Yes.

  MR. STEVENS

  (relieved)

  Why that sounds delightful!

  SIMONE

  Well it did feel like something that I really needed.

  MR. STEVENS

  Of course it did.

  SIMONE

  But it’s so difficult to describe.

  MR. STEVENS

  No it’s not! It’s easy! See, we just did it!

  SIMONE

  No, I mean—the thing.

  MR. STEVENS

  What thing.

  SIMONE

  The thing that I need.

  Silence, as if some evil has entered. The corner of the room, a seam of mortar and baby blue cinder blocks. The room is sweating.

  He stares at her. She stares at her lap.

  MR. STEVENS

  And what thing is that?

  SIMONE

  Well, that’s the thing, I mean, that’s the problem, because it’s not there.

  MR. STEVENS

  I’m sorry?

  SIMONE

  It’s like it’s there, like it’s something, but it’s not.

  MR. STEVENS

  How would you describe it, then? If you were able.

  SIMONE

  I would describe it… as… being either invisible or not there at all. I would describe it as being… gone.

  MR. STEVENS

  Gone.

  SIMONE

  Yes.

  MR. STEVENS

  Invisible.

  SIMONE

  Yes.

  MR. STEVENS

  Well then I’m not really sure if—

  SIMONE

  But it does have a smell.

  MR. STEVENS

  Oh?

  SIMONE

  Yes. Definitely.

  MR. STEVENS

  That’s interesting.

  SIMONE

  I thought so too.

  MR. STEVENS

  And how would you describe the… odor?

  SIMONE

  Acrid.

  MR. STEVENS

  Acrid.

  SIMONE

  Yes, like something burning.

  MR. STEVENS

  I know what acrid means.

  SIMONE

  Yes, of course, well, that’s what it smells like.

  Like something burning.

  MR. STEVENS

  Well, Simone, that is, interesting. Burning. Is it painful?

  SIMONE

  The smell? No.

  MR. STEVENS

  Ah, no, of course not. A smell.

  SIMONE

  Yeah, I would have to say no, not really, except that then yes, sometimes it can seem very painful and then it is painful, yes.

  MR. STEVENS

  Simone—

  SIMONE

  (suddenly urgent)

  What is it?

  MR. STEVENS

  What is what?

  SIMONE

  What do you think it is?

  MR. STEVENS

  The smell?

  SIMONE

  Yes, well, the thing.

  MR. STEVENS

  I would rather say that you’re choosing to make this quite difficult for yourself, aren’t you?

  SIMONE

  How do you mean?

  MR. STEVENS

  I would rather inquire as to what you intend to do about it as opposed to attempting to discern the nature of a thing which may or may not be invisible and therefore may or may not actually exist and/or smell, acrid, or not.

  SIMONE

  I would have to find it then, in order to know, how to answer that question, I mean.

  MR. STEVENS

  Simone—

  SIMONE

  (crying out)

  It won’t go away!

  MR. STEVENS

  (and suddenly roaring)

  Simone!

  Then low…

  MR. STEVENS

  (quietly)

  You know very well that none of this is possible.

  SIMONE

  (also quietly)

  But why? I could just quit, and leave.

  He smokes, and puts out his cigarette, all in one motion.

  MR. STEVENS

  Now you see. This is exactly what concerns me very deeply, Simone. We know very well that to change our physical circumstances is one thing but if there’s a deeper issue then we need to be honest about that, don’t we, otherwise we’re just putting a little Band-Aid on a much more serious problem.

  SIMONE

  Yes. I know. And that’s exactly what I would like to address.

  MR. STEVENS

  Good. I think that’s smart.

  SIMONE

  But it’s scary.

  MR. STEVENS

  I know it is. That’s why we have the structure to rely on. We’re all safe here.

  She nods.

  MR. STEVENS

  So why don’t you try, one more time, and tell me what it is.

  He waits, letting her work it out.

  They both wait for it.

  SIMONE

  (timidly)

  I don’t know.

  And Stevens erupts like a bouquet of spring flowers.
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  MR. STEVENS

  O my dear Simone, of course you don’t! Sweetheart, that’s nothing to be afraid of. There’s nothing more natural in the world!

  She laughs, relieved.

  MR. STEVENS

  But it doesn’t matter.

  SIMONE

  What?

  MR. STEVENS

  It just doesn’t matter. You see— Everything you’re feeling is an illusion. It’s just patterns, patterns and chemicals, coming and going. It feels like feelings, but it’s not. If we stay focused on the tasks at hand it all works itself out. We’re so much better off when we realize that there just isn’t anywhere else to go. This is it! Why cause ourselves more headache and heartache. And, from experience I can tell you, once you leave the ship you are really out there in deep space, all alone.

  He lets that sink in.

  MR. STEVENS

  Now. Go take a few more minutes to yourself, get yourself freshened up, and then let’s channel all that energy into the Event where it really does matter to everyone.

  She nods.

  MR. STEVENS

  Okay.

  She exits the office.

  Mr. Stevens lights up a fresh cigarette and spreads his arms the length of his desk, considering the maintenance of things.

  He exhales.

  V

  Robert’s front lawn has been stripped to the bone. One solitary square of sod remains.

  Robert emerges from the house and traverses the yard. He throws the remaining section of turf over his shoulder and hauls it inside.

  He unloads the last of the sod onto an enormous pile of dirt and grass heaped in the middle of the living room floor. A white foot sticks out from the base of the mound. Robert has buried the mud man.

  He hauls a garden hose through the front door into his living room and sprays the mound of sod, watering it liberally. Then he hoses down the rest of the inside of his living room.

  He rips the curtains from the living room windows. He grabs a lamp off the coffee table, and swings it like an axe, smashing it powerfully against the table. He roars victoriously, then he picks up the table and hurls it through the front window of the house. Marveling at his new-found will, Robert rushes back outside. He drags the coffee table out of the front shrubbery and heaves it back at the side of the house.

  He marches around the dirt yard like a drum major leading his own parade.

  Home again, home again, jiggety jig!

  Home again, home again, jiggety jig!

  He does a funny little shimmy dance, shaking out all the bugs, and then marches over to the corner of his house. He grabs hold of the corner molding of vinyl siding and rips the corner off his house.

  Then Robert proceeds to rip an entire strip of vinyl siding from the front of his house and haul it inside.

  ***

  Samson rolls along a wide, new four-lane of suburban corporate strip. High halogen lights illuminate the night with a diffuse orange haze and the ice cream truck passes through it like a creamsicle.

  The strip runs out and devolves into a service road. Sam rolls his magic wagon over the transition and up the long dirt drive toward an old farmhouse glowing in the night on a rise.

  Floodlights illuminate razed earth surrounding the lot. The adjacent fields have been cleared for development. Off-duty bulldozers and backhoes sit facing the house.

  And every inch of the farmhouse is covered in white Christmas tree lights, sparkling in the night. Sam parks his truck and hops out.

  Bluegrass music is spilling from the house. Samson climbs the front porch steps and opens the front door. Music pours over the threshold.

  Samson has walked into the middle of a blistering bluegrass jamboree. Couches and chairs are filled with musicians singing and clapping. Dust rises from the hardwood floor as they stomp out the rhythm.

  Guitars, banjos, mandolins, fiddles, washboards, jaw harps, mouth harps, a stand-up bass, and an old clunky piano slide and pick away at the end-of-days Appalachian melody. The furious devil’s music fills the living room, melding with the extensive folk art collection hanging from the walls.

  Ezekiel Crawfish is a vintage picker with a dirt-farmer’s lean and handsome countenance. He sees Sam, sets his guitar aside, and rises to greet his friend. They shake hands warmly, shouting at each other over the loud music.

  ZEKE

  Howdy, Sam.

  SAMSON

  Zeke!

  ZEKE

  How are ya?

  SAMSON

  Just fine. Just fine. You?

  ZEKE

  Oh, hanging in here. Smoke?

  SAMSON

  Nah. Thanks. Don’t use ’em. When the wrecking balls coming in?

  Zeke lights a cigarette.

  ZEKE

  Anytime now.

  SAMSON

  How long you all gonna play?

  ZEKE

  ’Til the fat lady sings!

  SAMSON

  Well. This should keep you going.

  Samson pulls the brown paper bag out of his pocket and hands it to him.

  ZEKE

  Oh, we thank you kindly, Sam. Sure does take the edge off.

  SAMSON

  Whatever I can do.

  ZEKE

  Appreciate it.

  There’s an awkward pause. The music carries on around them.

  SAMSON

  Where’s Charlie, Zeke?

  ZEKE

  Ah hell, Sam.

  SAMSON

  I know. I know how hard this is. But I believe he’s ready.

  ZEKE

  Oh he’s ready. It’s the rest of us.

  SAMSON

  Let’s round it up. He’ll have my hide if I keep him waiting.

  The boys are playing hard and fast on that living room jamboree.

  Out behind the house sits an old barn, big and white like a snowy owl in the night.

  The barn doors are slid open and golden straw-colored light spills over Sam, Zeke, the crowd of musicians, and the large family household as they enter the barn and gather with their instruments.

  At the center of the barn, a white-haired old man sits in a wheelchair in a pool of light. Charlie’s eyes are wide and wet. His face is open, gentle, and afraid.

  Sam approaches him and speaks to him privately in a low voice. Charlie nods several times, and Sam backs away.

  Charlie pulls a folded piece of paper out of his shirt pocket. He unfolds the paper and raises an artificial larynx device to his throat. He reads his poem in a robotic, electronic voice.

  CHARLIE

  (robotic voice)

  Men. The land is gone. The land that you dreamed on. The land that was dreaming you. And presently I will take leave too. But my love will not perish. Dear family, sweet music. I love you. Oh how I love you.

  CROWD

  We love you too, Charlie.

  CHARLIE

  (robotic voice)

  All right, you can bring her out now.

  From the back of the barn, a white horse is led out and brought to stand in the light behind old Charlie. The horse is stunning, a smooth pearl, a real beauty. She nods and shivers her coat.

  Charlie looks to Sam.

  CHARLIE

  (robotic voice)

  Sam.

  Sam steps forward again. He leans over Charlie and rolls up his shirtsleeve. He wraps his arm with rubber tubing. He produces a syringe of Quicksilver. He leans over Charlie again for a moment and then he backs away.

  Charlie waits with his head down. He jerks a little. And then he looks up quickly, gazing out, above and beyond the men, his eyes filled with light. He raises the speaking device to his throat again.

  CHARLIE

  (robotic voice)

  It’s beautiful.

  He nods his head in short quivers as if to say, “Okay, okay, okay.” Samson and three other men move to his side and whisper a count. They pick him up and move him to the horse. As gently as they can, they lift Charlie onto the mare while another man ho
lds her by the harness and keeps her calm. They lay Charlie onto her back.

  The mare shifts nervously and Charlie strokes her with his hand, his head lying over her shoulder, whispering.

  CHARLIE

  (to the horse, a whisper)

  It’s okay.

  He cries a little. Then stops suddenly—

  Blood pours from Charlie’s nose, running profusely down the horse’s shoulder, bright red across her ivory coat.

  A tone cuts through the barn: The strings of a guitar begin humming and droning, drawn by some current in the air, a fingerless raga throbbing and whining painfully. Then a violin. A stand-up bass. The old boys are playing a country death dirge around the horse in a ring of light in the darkened barn.

  Outside, the old white barn glimmers in the blue-black night.

  Music swells from the barn. It begins to hammer and beat, dirge infusing with electronica… carrying over the field and the black trees.

  ***

  Samson pilots his white medicine wagon down another country road. The alien beat is in full force now.

  A large modern pole-barn sits in the middle of a black field. The building is constructed of translucent, corrugated fiberglass. Techno dance music pounds from inside and an interior light show lights up the building in the field like a strobing cocoon full of fireflies.

  Masses of bodies coagulate and swarm around the building in fluid shifting hives and amoeba-like patterns, moshing pods of young teenagers: 12-, 13-, 14-year-olds.

  Samson rolls his truck up the long drive leading to the hyper-urban barn. He parks, and kids rush the truck, lining up at the service window. They’re all talking and shouting madly in the impossibly animate physical language of monstrous teens and pre-teens.

  Sam deals cubes of colorful pills, papers, and plants out of the side of his truck like a taco stand.

  A lanky kid, taller than the rest, approaches through the center of the pack. He is lithe and wide-eyed and innocently cocksure, looking out from the herd of beaming animal eyes. Jerry is a heartbreaking combination of boldness and naïveté.

  JERRY

  Hey! Over here! I want the best you got!

  SAMSON

  Everything I got is the best I got. Next.

  JERRY

  Not for me. I want the best. I wanna blow my mind!

  SAMSON

  A blown mind is a mind blown.

  JERRY

  Well that’s what I want.

  SAMSON

  Put a helmet on it or there won’t be anything to blow. Next.

  More kids crowd in.

  Jerry seems hurt and annoyed.

  JERRY

  Hey man, I’m talking to you. Don’t ignore me. I want something real.

  SAMSON

  Then you’ve come to the wrong place.

  JERRY

  I know what you’ve got.

  Sam tries to ignore this, but Jerry zeroes in.

 

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