The Problem of Threadneedle Street (The Assassination of Sherlock Holmes Book 2)

by Janacek, Craig

  I attempted to disarm him with a note of gracious pleasantry. “Hello, my good man. My name is John Watson. I assure you that I am not thinking of trying to sleep in your fine shed. I was merely wondering what you might keep inside such a structure.”

  “You a copper?” said he, his voice surly.

  “Not at all, Mr….”

  But the name I hoped for was not proffered. “If you ain’t a copper, I got no reason I need to talk to you. Go on, then!” He waved his stick again.

  I held up my hand in a placating fashion. “Now, now, there is no reason to get rough. It’s an innocent question. The only reason to refuse to answer it would be if you have something to hide.”

  “And if I do, what are you going to do about it?”

  “I could very easily call in the aid of Scotland Yard and obtain a warrant. We’ll have it open before nightfall.”

  He peered at me, his gaze malevolent. “You’d have to walk away from here first.”

  “Are you proposing to attack me with your stick here in this public garden? I assure you, my good man, that would be a poor choice.”

  “I will tell them I was beating off a robber.” He raised the stick again.

  “And I am no simple robber.” I pulled my service revolver from my pocket and pointed it squarely at his chest.

  In an instant, his manner changed. “There’s no need for that, Mister. Just go on, and we’ll forget all about this.”

  “Before I go, if you would be so kind as to tell me what you have in your shed.”

  “It’s a garden shed, and I be the gardener. What do you expect? Garden tools.”

  “May I see them?”

  “Get your warrant. Then I’ll show you whatever you want, Mister,” said he, his defiance returning.

  I considered the possibility of threatening him further with my revolver, but ultimately decided that such a course was unwise, for my legal standing would have been tenuous at best. I instead beat a tactical retreat back to Pall Mall. For the time being, my clue had come to nothing, but once Holmes resurfaced from the depths of London I was certain that he would know what subsequent course to pursue.

  §

  I had little time to wait before a figure appeared in Mycroft’s rooms, the likes of which had certainly never before passed his door. Holmes was covered head to toe with a substance that transformed his skin to black, and he reeked of a smell so foul that I can scarcely do it justice with mere words. Even knowing that he had intended to set out in the attire of a flusherman, I hardly recognized him. “A disguise, Holmes?”

  “Hardly that, Watson,” said he, laughing. He threw himself into one of Mycroft’s upholstered armchairs, which I feared would never be the same and would perhaps require converting into firewood. “It is a tight fraternity under the streets and they know each other less by sight than by sound. But the toshers do not mix with the official workers, so in order to draw out their confidences, I have made a series of minor adjustments to the standard garb of the sewer worker. I dare say that my modifications make it an eminently more practical outfit for exploring that nether domain.”

  “And what were the results of your investigations?”

  His bushy eyebrows drew together in a scowl. “I found many miles of damp, green, fungi-lined tunnels. The water is dark and fetid, and there are places where the air is so thick with gas that an un-shuttered lantern could set off a giant eruption. The Walbrook may have once been a natural channel, but years of man’s handiwork have linked it with a dizzying array of other streams, both true and artificial. Would you believe that there is even a bit of the River Westborne in the midst of the tube station in Sloane Square? I followed a fresh series of almost indistinguishable marks in the direction of Hoxton, but they ultimately led to nothing.”’ He shook his head. “It will take me days to explore every narrow tributary. Now, pray tell, Watson, what did you discover at St. Paul’s?”

  I related my findings at the cathedral, and how this had eventually led me to the gardens of Lambeth Palace. “I trust that there is nothing of consequence which I have overlooked?” I concluded with some degree of smugness that my afternoon had proved to be more profitable than his own.

  Holmes had listened with careful attention to my long report, his finger-tips pressed together. “A singularly consistent investigation you have made, my dear Watson,” said he. “I cannot at the moment recall any time when you have made more of a hash of things.”

  “And what would you have done in my stead?” I cried, with some bitterness.

  “I would have been more careful to not attract the attention of the Lambeth groundskeeper, and if I had engaged him, I certainly would not have told him my real name. Could you not have been Dr. Hill Barton one last time?”

  “Why is my name of importance?”

  He laughed merrily. “Come now, Doctor. Surely if my name is known far and wide, so then is the man whose words thrust that fame upon me. If the groundskeeper is crooked, he now knows the game is up.”

  “So you do believe that the groundskeeper is involved? Could the gold be kept in the shed?” I asked excitedly. “We should be off at once!”

  Holmes shook his head. “There are serious objections to that theory, Watson. From your description it sounds far too small to serve such a purpose. And in any case, by the time we reached Lambeth, whatever was in that shed will have long been moved. Presuming, of course, that the groundskeeper is involved in the plot at all.”

  “But his attitude was so suspicious!” I protested.

  “And that is why you should not have hesitated to force his hand. You should never have left without finding a way to see the inside of that shed, Watson. I can think of seven methods you might have employed. Only then could we know for certain whether or not he is one of the men that we seek. He may be involved in some completely unrelated, but equally nefarious activity, or simply be a deeply suspicious and violent individual.”

  “But you agree that there is a possibility that he is involved? Is this robbery some ecclesiastical spat between the bishops?”

  “Hardly that, Watson. Even if we could admit the prospect of the Archbishop of Canterbury ordering a theft from his rival at St. Paul’s, it is inconceivable that he would plunder the Bank of England. No, if your groundskeeper is involved, he is acting as an independent agent. He would not be the first servant, embittered after years of labor at a house where a single painting may be worth more than his life’s savings, to jump at the first prospect of some easy coin. And what easier than to let some generous stranger store their items in the little-used garden shed for the span of a few days, no questions asked?”

  “That is a plausible theory.”

  “It is more than plausible. I think that I shall have a few of my irregulars follow your groundskeeper for a few days, just to see if he can lead us to any other individuals of interest.”

  “Then my investigation was not in vain.” I was proud to think that I had so far mastered his system as to apply it in a way which earned his approval.

  He shook his head again. “I am afraid, Watson, that you benefitted from no small amount of Fortune. It was most propitious that Mr. Sherman happened to walk Falstaff in a northerly direction and not the opposite.”

  “And you have never profited from Luck, Holmes?”

  “Never. I find the very concept abhorrent.”

  “What about the murder of Eduardo Lucas? Without his unhappy wife, where would those letters be? Would the Premier still be in your debt?”

  “A touch, Watson – a veritable touch,” said he, laughing.

  “I say, Holmes, what if they floated the gold to the Thames, and then either up or down the river on a string of lighters? That would be simplicity itself, especially if they are using the grounds of the riverside Lambeth Palace as a sanctuary.”

  “Very good, Watson. It was in fact the very first possibility that I considered. It even occurred to Gregson, who has the men of the Thames Division combing its entire navigable lengt
h. Since the solitary river folk are notoriously averse to talking to the representatives of the government, I also have several less official forces in the field.”

  “Surely your irregulars must be grown men by now? Have you recruited other poor souls to take their place? What would the Children’s Charter say?”

  Holmes shook his head. “While I much applaud the efforts of the Premier and his liberal government, the reforms do not go far enough. There are still plenty of urchins left on our streets and larks in our mud.”

  “If you are so concerned for their well-being, you could simply help them.”

  “Come now, Watson. Give a man a fish. When I pay my irregulars a guinea, I do more than fill their bellies for a day, I instruct them that hard work will invariably lead to greater things. Look at me.”

  I frowned. “Were your parents not country squires?”

  He snorted in derision. “A manorial lord can claim a fancy title, but also have not two farthings to rub together. My father may have given me two years at college, that is true, but it was only with many long years of hard training that I came by my especial techniques. Do you not recall the day we first met, when my purse was so under-full that I could not upon my own pay for a nice suite in Baker Street?”

  “Of course, Holmes. It’s not likely to slip my mind.”

  “Then you know of what I speak. I may have had a leg up on those poor lads, but my success I owe primarily to myself, with some assistance from my Boswell, of course. And you may be surprised to see how some of the old gang has turned out, Wiggins, for example.”

  “So, what are we to do? Just wait?”

  “Not exactly, Watson. You may sleep, if you wish. I, for one, plan to consume an unwholesome amount of shag. Perhaps by the first light of the rosy-fingered dawn, some new avenues may have occurred to me.”

  §

  The rays of faint winter’s sun were beginning to appear when I was awoken by sounds coming from the library of our host. A thick cloud of yellow smoke rolled down the hall, and made me think that either our rooms were on fire, or a window had been left open and allowed in the opalescent London reek. Instead, I found Holmes, sitting upon the floor like some strange Buddha, with crossed legs, and huge books all round him. One lay closed upon his knees, the slamming of which must have been the inciting noise. His face radiated unhappiness.

  “Have you been up all night, Holmes?”

  “I have.”

  “And are you any closer to a solution?”

  He shook his head irritably. “Data, data, Watson! I cannot make fire without wood.”

  “So what are you doing?”

  “I am taking advantage of Mycroft’s excellent selection of classical works. I have often said that the bell chimes the same note. Everything has been done before. It seems that our friend Mortlock has either consciously or unconsciously taken inspiration from the ancient past, so I decided that the most practical thing I could do now is to study the same. I have just finished Herodotus, and found him to be quite instructive.”

  “So what do you plan to do now?”

  “I have seven different lines of inquiry underway. It is to be hoped that one of them will draw blood.”

  But it was not to be. All that day and the next Holmes was in a mood which I would generously call reserved, and less generous people would call miserable. He ran out and ran in, smoked incessantly, and played snatches on his violin, which had been sent up from Fulworth by his old housekeeper. He sank into reveries, devoured sandwiches at irregular hours, and hardly answered the simple questions which I put to him. It was evident to me that things were not going well with his quest.

  Inspector MacDonald stopped in to see if Holmes would assist him with a robbery at the Lane Gas Plant on Horseferry Road in Westminster, but Holmes dismissed him with an ungracious snarl. Inspector Gregson dropped by at one point with a theory that the gold was being stashed in a warehouse in Wapping.

  Holmes, however, was derisive of this idea. “You are as likely to find your bars of gold in Wapping as you are to find an honest man in the Bar of Gold.”

  All day I turned over the case in my mind and found no explanation which appeared to me to be adequate. I finally ventured to inquire of Holmes what had come of the shed in the Lambeth Gardens.

  Holmes had been scratching a tune on his Stradivarius, which I thought might be a variation of Dvorak’s Indian Canzonetta, but he set this down with some asperity and began to lecture me on my investigative shortcomings. “I must say that the faculty of deduction is apparently not contagious, Watson. How else can we explain your failure to seize upon the possibly vital clue you held so briefly in your hands? Your shed has been emptied and the groundskeeper has vanished. I went over the entire area myself, but there is not a single clue to be found that might point me in the direction where they moved whatever it once contained. For someone to cover their tracks with such care, both in the garden and in the sewers, well, it can only be an audacious message to me. I tell you, Watson, this time we have got a foeman who is worthy of our steel.”

  “But you can track him?”

  He shook his head dejectedly. “On the contrary, Watson. Without further clues, I fear we shall never find him amid the millions in this great city. There are simply an almost infinite number of places where he could hide.”

  “So what shall you do?”

  “I am doing it. I am waiting. Eventually he will make a move, even if it is but a feint, and then I will seize my opening and sink my blade home.”

  “And how can I be of any assistance?”

  “I assure you, Watson, that if some occasion arises that falls within your purview, I shall not fail to utilize you.”

  Fortunately, we had not much longer to wait. A telegram arrived for Holmes. It ran:

  Mr. Holmes –

  Your suggestion has borne fruit. If convenient, could you meet me at Silvester’s Bank?

  GREGSON

  “What suggestion was that, Holmes?”

  “I asked Gregson to send a man around to each of the banks in the city in order to obtain lists of all of the recent accounts established at the respective institutions. It would then be a simple matter to see if all of these individuals had actually opened those accounts, or if our Mr. Wild had replicated his behavior. From Gregson’s note, it sounds like my name may have again been taken in vain.”

  I frowned in confusion. “I have studied your maps, Holmes. There is no river under Silvester’s bank.”

  “Yes, what of it?”

  “Well, how will they get in? A simple tunnel from a neighboring building?”

  Holmes shook his head. “No, Watson, he has tried that before. We are dealing with a terribly clever man, who changes his method to suit the locale. We will have to inspect the site to see if we can deduce what method he might employ.”

  When we arrived at Pudding Lane, Gregson was standing in the foyer of the bank. The inspector was deep in conversation with a familiar looking man, but when he noticed us, he beckoned us forward. Gregson shook his head ruefully. “I don’t know how you thought to investigate this, Mr. Holmes, but you were spot on. I, for one, believed you were backing the wrong horse.”

  “Indeed, Gregson, sometimes the dark horse is the one to stake your winnings on. So, you’ve found a suspicious new account?”

  “Yes, sir. It is rather cool of him to consider another job so soon and so near, but it must be him, beyond all doubt.”

  “How do you know for certain, Gregson? Did they use my name again?”

  “Not at all, Mr. Holmes. They used Dr. Watson’s.”

  Holmes burst into a hearty laugh. “A salute, Watson, an undeniable salute to your role in the firm!” said he. “I feel the presence of an enemy whose broadside is as quick and as devastating as my own. As a matter of fact, burglars who have done a good stroke of business are, as a rule, only too glad to enjoy the proceeds in peace and quiet without immediately embarking upon another perilous undertaking. We can therefore safely as
sume that this is in fact the work of our Mr. Wild. I had not put Silvester’s high on my list, however. I thought he might target Lloyd’s or the City and Midlands Bank.”

  “I too am most surprised that anyone would be so foolish to target my bank,” groaned the man with whom Gregson had been talking. He was a well-built middle-aged fellow, with a frank honest face and a slight, crisp, yellow moustache. He wore a very shiny top-hat and a well-cut suit. His face was round and ruddy and his mouth pulled down in an expression of distress.

  With some amazement, I realized that I knew the man, though I had not seen him in a very long time. “Mr. Hall Pycroft?” I stammered.

  “The very same, Doctor, and it is a mighty fine thing to see you and Mr. Holmes again after all these years. It’s been, what, a score of them?”

  If Holmes was surprised by Mr. Pycroft’s presence he hid it well. “So you are now the Manager of Silvester’s are you, Mr. Pycroft? I suppose that makes great sense that you have risen from the ranks of the clerks. I always recognized that you had great pecuniary ability, with your amazing memory for financial minutia.”

  “And you had the good sense, of course, to once hire Sherlock Holmes,” said I, laughing.

  “Indeed,” said Mr. Pycroft, chuckling ruefully. “I have Mr. Holmes to thank for repairing my reputation, so that I could even have had this opportunity.”

  “Think nothing of it,” said Holmes. “But you expressed surprise that Silvester’s would be targeted. Why is that?”

  “Well, Mr. Holmes, I have made some modifications to our security protocols, with Mr. Silvester’s approval, of course. I am confident that it would be most difficult for a thief to make his way into our vault. In fact, our reputation has spread. We are now known, in circles that matter, as the most secure bank in the City. The Old Lady may have her share of titled folk, but the smart set deposits their wealth here.”

  “Would you show us what you have done? Pray leave nothing out, no matter how trivial,” asked Holmes.

  “It would be my very great pleasure. Now, then, Mr. Holmes, first of all, you can see, as soon as you enter the bank, our vault upon display. It is not tucked away in some dank basement where no one can keep an eye on it.” He waved to the great steel doors in front of us.