The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel

by Pidoriano, Joseph

  answered, “Three things, the first reason is because of the fact that I have computer chips that are located within me. The second reason is longevity and with longevity comes wisdom. The third reason is finally, an intelligent alien.”

  I interrupted, “Don’t talk about aliens on earth.”

  LSC

  continued, “Oh quiet, those alien sightings are a bunch of fallacies.

  Now, back to what I have to say, the third reason is because of an intelligent alien who created me, Cornelius Von Alien.” I replied, “Acceptable, then, you really didn’t have to explain to me those reasons.”

  The LSC replied, “Oh, I just really wanted to get what I had to say out of my system.” I noticed to myself I was changing back to my old snobbish self. No that this was necessarily a good thing but I said in a snooty way “Well, you really released those reasons. Say, why won’t you put those reasons on a leash like you should put your self?”

  The LSC answered in a heated fashion, “Why did you say such a lofty thing? Do you want me to throw you off?”

  I said in a pleading way, “No sir.”

  LSC said in a very evil

  manner, “You know what, I am throwing you off.” His metallic exterior started changing color from blue to red. As his metallic exterior started to have an inflamed color, the exterior started to heat up. Finally, the LSC said, “Okay, man, you have ten seconds to jump off.” I boldly said, “No way.” LSC said, “Okay, that is it, you are leaving the planet Earth.” I said, “Fine then, I will jump off.” The LSC said, “Good, you better.” I ran to the back of the LSC.

  We just arrived in the atmosphere and we were at a current altitude of thirty thousand feet. At thirty thousand feet, I took a teleportation device machine that looked like a circular shaped pipe.

  This circular shaped pipe had two ends to it, as a teleportation device would look in the movies. The two ends you would push on that would take you to another place and, you would say the other place and you would automatically be teleported there in the blink of an eye. I told the LSC, “Guess what, I have your teleportation device.

  What are you going to do now?”

  The LSC said, “Okay that is it bring it on!”

  I replied, “No, you

  bring it on.” LSC said, “Okay, that is it, you are asking for it.” LSC

  opened a hatch in the dash board that revealed a big claw. This claw was a three pronged claw that had a snake like hose. The hose headed right towards me and I jumped in time for the protection. I said to the LSC, “You can’t do anything now. What on earth can you possibly do?” LSC answered, “I could close the exit door.” I said, “Oh no you won’t.” LSC said, “Oh yes I will.” LSC started to close the back door, I said, “See you dupe.”

  The LSC said, “You have ten seconds

  to run and jump. Now the door will do the countdown and start to gradually close. Door start talking.” The Door, “T-minus ten, T-minus nine, T-minus eight, T-minus seven, T-minus Six, T-minus five, Tminus four, T-minus three, T-minus two, T-minus one.”

  I jumped out as the T-minus one just about stopped and the door almost closed. As I jumped out of the vehicle, I reached my pockets and pulled out my diminutive parachute which could expand to eighteen feet as you would go down. I opened up my parachute and I strapped the straps to my shoulders. Finally, the parachute expanded and I went down through the sky. I penetrated the clouds at the approximate altitude of fifteen thousand feet. I knew that my altitude was fifteen thousand feet above sea level was because I always carry a Pedtimiter.

  This Pedtimiter looked like a typical pedometer, except that this device measured both the steps that a person would walk and the paces the person would take. Also, the Pedtimter measured the altimeter or the location of a person above sea level. Basically, their altitude. Now I saw the land and the land looked urbanized but dense, it looked like New York.

  I said to myself “Can it be I am heading home? It appears to be so.” With my parachute I was not able to head down to where I would like to arrive in the urbanized area. In fact the urbanized area looked just like California, New York. I had more thoughts that I would be heading home. From three miles from the surface to one mile to the surface I saw a more dense woodland. As I approached closer to the main surface my newfound happy personality began to suddenly change. From blowing through the wind with a happy face, my two red colored cheeks in the wind turned to two pale cheeks through the wind and a happy face suddenly changed to the face of a nervous wreck. At one thousand feet, I didn’t know if I arrived without a fight with the trees, and at a one hundred mile per hour speed, it would be ten minutes before I arrived to the earth. As soon as ten minutes reached, I was one hundred feet from the canopy tops in the trees.

  By luck, I was going to end up in a hole in the middle of the dense forest. The forest was so thick, that I was not able to see California, New York and finding town would be like finding a needle in a haystack because it was super hard to escape the forest. A loud thud happened with an abrupt halt to my falling. Than, I fell asleep.

  And from the afternoon daylight before I knew it, night fell. I said, “What a long day. Today seemed like ten years.” I fell back to sleep. I could tell you that it is a far cry from the beds and blankets instead, now, the reality is that I am stuck in a tree, sleeping.

  Well, why not make the most of it. I may meet an owl or two in my dreams and the owl might tell me a nighttime story. Right before I fell asleep, I heard the sudden coo of an owl. The owl kept cooing and cooing. I shouted to the owl, “Over here, over here!” The owl flew over to my location. The owl was on the branches and I looked at it and stared at the creature and the owl stared back at me.

  The owl had large, bulky eyes that had a golden color. The pupils on the eye were almost the size of the owl’s eyes and the owl had a white head and a brown body. The owl cooed and then said, “Who are you?” The owl had a British accent that sounded like an urbane, old man who presents himself in a very neat way. I said and stuttered in astonishment, “I’m, I’m…”

  The owl interrupted, “Well, who are you?”

  I continued, “I’m

  Joseph.” The owl said, “Well Joseph, my name is Cornelius Von Owl.

  Say, did you know that I was a descendant of Cornelius Von Alien, and did you know that aliens inhabited the Earth?” I said, “Well, no I didn’t know that aliens inhabited the Earth. I thought all those rumors about aliens were just a bunch of fallacies.” Cornelius Von Owl said, “Oh, no, sir you are completely mistaken and your knowledge is misunderstood. You see, Aliens have been on this earth before humans have been here.” I said, “Tell me more about what you just said my good man. I mean, my good owl.” The owl said in a jest, “Okay then, I will take you to my civilization where I live.” I said, “No, please, tell me the story now.” The owl said, “Okay, if you insist.” I replied, “I do insist. Now, will you tell me the story?” The owl answered, “Of course I will. Let’s begin.”

  I said, “Alright, let the storytelling begin.”

  “Okay then.

  Millions and millions of years ago when this earth was formed, there weren’t any life forms in existence. Then, because I, along with the other aliens, who lived in Starmos City, wanted to escape the blistering heat, we aliens decided to move to a much cooler planet.

  Saturn, Mars, and Jupiter were too hot, and Uranus, Pluto, and Neptune were way to cold. A planet in the middle was just perfect and that planet was planet Earth. Some research and development was done before we moved to planet Earth and we, one by one, family by family, started to head into our flying saucers and arrived mostly in the temperate zone, the so called, ‘perfect zone.’ In about ten thousand and fifty five BC, we encountered the first humans that moved to the Temperate Zone. Aliens were immune to all creatures except for humans. When the humans first encountered the aliens, the humans felt very startled and started becoming panicky. Because humans weren’t equipped with the technology that could redu
ce the alien species to nothing, the humans threw spears at the aliens. While this seems antiquated as weaponry compared to aliens, we were threatened as we hadn’t completely evolved technologically either.

  The aliens eventually fled back to Starmos City and I started talking to Cornelius Von Alien, my granddaddy. I told Cornelius Von Alien, that I would stay on planet Earth. However, Cornelius Von Alien was concerned about my well being. So Cornelius Von Alien gave a warm farewell and wished me luck to live on my own. So I wished Cornelius Von Alien for good travels as he made his return back to Starmos City, and I never heard from him again. Later, that day, there was a nice human that told me about how to save myself from becoming extinct, and that was by shape shifting. I thought this particular human was crazy and that he was a harebrained human.

  However, he was far from that. Days and days I thought to myself about if I can turn into another creature and completely shape shift.

  Initially, I thought about turning into a human which would sound kind of weird. However, there was an anatomical similarity in terms of having the same type of an arm and walking the same. However, something reminded me that the humans were the ones who were behind the attempted alien extinction and what they were so I didn’t want to change to a human form because of the fact that it would be a curse to my kind. I decided the next creature I would turn into is a dinosaur but they were extinct at the time, and the only place that dinosaurs would survive is at an island that was basically a wildlife sanctuary somewhere in the Pacific. Then the oldest alien of the pack told me that I could have the capability of turning into an owl. They have a lot of wisdom and longevity, so that made it my best chance of surviving. Now, young man, what do you think of the story?”

  I answered as I was waking up from my sleep, “What? Oh, I was sleeping? Tell me the story over again.” The old owl replied, “How come, I should tell you the story over again? You know what, I will fly you home.”

  I said, “Okay then, you got it dude.”

  The old owl gathered his

  wings, and said, “Jump off this tree.” I said, “How come?” The owl Cornelius Von Owl said, “Just jump off the tree”, as he prepared his wings and expanded them. I said, “Okay then,” and I jumped off. The Old owl made me jump off of the tree and thankfully I didn’t fall to the ground. He swooped me right up as the gravity pulled me toward the ground. I was flying.

  We flew up to the tree tops and finally made a daring egress through the forest. We headed into the county of California, New York which was all a suburban community. As we flew to the top of the hill we saw the aerial view of the corporate headquarters, it had three buildings. The following buildings that were shown were the animation building, Cascade Resort Company Creative Engineering Warehouse, and the main headquarters.

  The animation building looked like a lodge with glass on the top and a statue of a pencil in the front of the building. The Cascade Resort Company Creative Engineering Warehouse had a big garage for prefabricated parts and for trucks to load and unload. Finally shown was a third building, the third building looked like a narrow and tall building. The building was approximately one hundred by one hundred feet. This third building was the management building. While we were flying over the building,

  I told Mr. Cornelius Von Owl, “Drop me off at this building.

  He approached closer to the building and until he was six feet away from the roof top of the building. He dropped me and I started walking to the door that would’ve taken me back into the building. I told the owl, “Hey, thanks.” The owl replied, “You’re welcome. Bon Voyage.” I said, “Okay, I will bon voyage now.” I approached the door, and I finally opened it and arrived into the building. I was home.

  Chapter Six: Iron Steel still a dragon, Tom Jackson wakes up, and a continuation with their adventure

  About an hour ago at two o’

  clock, I jumped in the LSC from

  Iron Steel’s aPhone 5 mini, because Iron Steel had an aPhone that had a million different gadgets on it; the LSC appeared to be there. So Iron Steel in the formation of a dragon remained there while his friend Tom Jackson was unconsciously sleeping, and for an hour straight, Iron Steel showed a bitter attitude because of the fact that Tom Jackson got knocked out unconscious because Tom wanted a fight.

  For an hour straight, Iron Steel was trying to wake up Tom Jackson. But it wasn’t working. Finally, Tom Jackson started to open his eye and said to Iron Steel in a bushed mood, “What happened?”

  Iron Steel answered in contentment - eager contentment, “Thank God, you’re alive.” Tom Jackson said in a chuckle, “Well, did you think that an American All Star wouldn’t be able to wake up?” Iron Steel said, “Well, no.” Tom Jackson said in amusement, “Of course, I’d be able to wake up. Now tell me what happened or how I got into this mess of being asleep, even though it was not such a big deal to fall asleep. It was about time that I got some forty winks.” Iron Steel said, “Okay, I will try to tell you what’d occurred.”

  Tom Jackson

  interrupted and was back to the snooty, uneducated type of a person that he was, “Well, what happened?” Iron Steel continued in an even more snobbish way, “Okay, do you want to know what happened or are you going to just keep on continuing to interrupt me? Well, it is your choice.” Tom Jackson replied, “Just continue already with what you’re saying.” Iron Steel continued, “Alright then.” He (Iron Steel) continued by asking this question, “Say, Tom, do you remember when this fight happened?”

  Tom answered with a chuckle filled with laughter, “Why, Of course I knew when this fight had happened? It happened when Cup o’ Joe was trying to get the aPhone 5 mini.” Iron Steel said, “Now, when he tried to get the aPhone, I was in the form of a dragon and I tried to swing my tail and breathe fire. Since, I missed him when I was swinging my tail, I hit you by accident, and since he ran away from me, it left me no other choice but to turn to my last resort, and that was to shape shift back to a human. However, this is my true dragon self. You see that in me. I have the fierce attitude of a dragon and this is the real me.”

  Tom Jackson had paused for a couple of minutes and thought to himself, and started walking away from Iron Steel to talk to himself because Tom, like when most people talk to themselves, want a quiet place have their private “conversation.” Remember, everyone needs quiet time including Tom Jackson. So Tom Jackson walked away from Iron Steel. Iron Steel started calling to Tom Jackson in a snobby manner, “Hey! Where do you think you’re going?” Tom Jackson, stopped and turned around looking at Iron Steel in the direction from which he had walked. The direction in which Tom Jackson had walked away from Iron Steel was North West of Iron Steel’s present location.

  Iron Steel repeated and asked again, “Young man, Where in the million different dimensions do you think you’re going?” Tom Jackson replied, “None of your business. Why do you want to know?”

  Steel answered, “I just simply want to know, where you are going?”

  Tom Jackson said in a sigh, “I am going to the wind in the willows to find the LSC.” Iron Steel replied, “I didn’t know that you were so very poetic.” Steel continued with a wisecracker type of an attitude, “Since when have you been poetic with your mouth, Edgar Allan Jackson?” Tom said in a shocked way, “Hey, don’t tease me like that. I am surprised that you would’ve teased somebody like that.”

  Tom continued in a smart aleck way back and in fact asked a question that was very menacing towards Iron Steel. Iron Steel’s ability to breathe fire has returned. Iron Steel started turning red and then shouted, “Shut up! I don’t act like a two year old for saying it.” From there, Iron Steel started to turn back to his original color and then said, “We will get the LSC, Tom.” Tom said in a skeptical way with a lack of understanding, “We will get what?”

  Iron Steel finally used his indoor voice and said with a snicker, “Tom, you’ve got to be kidding me. Why on earth don’t you know about the LSC?” Tom said, “Oh wait,” and Tom started to sna
p his fingers as if he was trying to figure out a mind boggling tongue twisting scenario. Tom continued to say, “Is the LSC, the thing that moves faster than the speed of light and it has the best forthcoming and talkative expressions and it communicates with you constantly and doesn’t know how to shut up?”

  Iron Steel said, “Yes. Are you done?”

  Tom Jackson said,

  “Why of course I am done. Now let’s go get that LSC. Say do you still have your aPhone?” Iron Steel answered, “Well, Tom, today is your lucky day!” Tom shouted in amusement, “Yes. Thanks bud!”

  Iron Steel, pressed the red button with his dragon nose and it was a bother for him. Iron Steel said, “Tom, would you mind doing this for me?” Tom Jackson answered, “Of course.” As Iron Steels dragon claw touched the phone. The phone was lying on the tip of Iron Steel’s claw. Iron Steel told Tom Jackson nervously, “Get it!” Tom Jackson said, “Get what?” as the phone started to slide off of the tip of his claw. Iron Steel shouted louder as he as the dragon was turning red “Get the phone!”

  Tom Jackson told Iron Steel, “You want me to get the phone,”

  as the phone started to slide off his dragon claw quicker. Tom approached his arm towards the claw and the phone started to fall off.

  Iron Steel shouted, “Get it now!” The phone fell off and was heading to crash to the ground. Right at the skin of the teeth, Tom caught the phone. Tom showed a sigh of relief. Iron Steel said, “I don’t believe we should wait for something to happen.” His vocal volume started to increase and continued, “Especially if we are in a situation that might affect us forever!” Tom said, “Cut it out man. Now what do I do?”