The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel

by Pidoriano, Joseph

  "Well, the sun is out twenty four hours per day, seven days a week", answered the officer. "Yes", replied Light. "Yeah, that's considered action", said the officer. "You brought up a pretty good point", replied Light. "Now, more importantly, I am sure you're very well aware of the reason that I came here. Are you not?" asked the officer. "Yes, I am. I was allegedly speeding", answered Light. "It was not that you were allegedly speeding. I caught you red handed going over mach one thousand. I am sure you know what that speed is. Do you not?" asked the officer. "Yes, it is seventy thousand miles per hour", answered Light.

  "And, what destination were you heading to?" asked Officer Stohein. "I was heading to the Royal Palace of Emperor Gairdon", answered Light. "And, do you realize the potential damage that you could've caused?" asked the officer. "Yes", answered Light. "Good.

  Now, I will issue a summons in the amount of five hundred thousand Rocks", replied the officer. "What?" asked Light skeptically? "Yeah, I am ordering that you pay five hundred thousand rocks". Answered the officer. "And, where will I get that from?" asked Light. "I don't know.

  Perhaps, from the sky", answered the officer. "No, it is impossible for rocks to fall through the sky over here", replied Light. "You're right", said the officer. "Listen, is this really necessary?" asked Light. "Yes, I want you to learn your lesson", answered the officer.

  "Well, guess what", said Light. "What?" asked the officer. "I'm not paying", answered Light. "What do you mean you're not paying?"

  asked the officer angrily. "Because I don't come from here", answered Light. "So, what does that mean?" asked the officer. "I don't have to follow your rules", answered Light boldly. "Who do you think you are? Do you basically think that you're above the law over here?"

  asked the officer angrily.

  "Yes", answered Light. Officer Stohein decided to take charge.

  "Listen to me. Because you were a smart ass with me. I am deciding to charge you with contempt of an officer", he replied bluntly. "Really.

  Ooh, I am so scared. In fact, I will suck all that gelatin in", said Light.

  "Since when can you do that?" asked the officer. "My mouth is stronger than any vacuum on the face of this dimension", answered Light. "Oh sure", replied the officer sarcastically. "Now, be gone", said Light. He turned on his suction holes on his mouth. He sucked up all of the gelatin or, ant trap-like, sticky substance. From there, he started to drive at mach five hundred speeds.

  "Hop on board", shouted Stohein's fellow officer. "Okay", replied Officer Stohein. He climbed back onto the dragonfly vehicle and, they're trying to catch up with Light and Will. While they're doing that, two of the three fugitives arrived at the solid gold, broad iron gates of the Royal Palace. Two shining, golden Lion Statues gleam in the Garden sun. In front of these lions are two tentier fountains. These two lions stand at a staggering height of fifty feet.

  Leon is the Lion on the Left and Leonardo is the Lion on the Right.

  "Who dares to disturb the Palace of Emperor Gairdon?" asked Leon.

  Will emerged from the LSC.

  "It is I, Will Von Alien. I am coming to greet the great, royal Gairdon", answered the benevolent alien. "Where are you coming from?" asked the left guardian Lion. "Planet Earth. This is my vehicle", answered Will. "I have never seen such a thing", said Leon.

  "Well, this is my actual vehicle. After all, different places have different things", replied Will. "Good point", said Leon. "In fact, I'll have to talk to my brother to see if he will let you in", replied Leon.

  "Okay, take your time", said Will. Leon and Leonardo conversed with each other regarding the approbation of the two fugitives's entry. "You are free to enter. You shall enter this golden palace. And, may the golden gates open to you", said the leading, left Lion. "Thank you so much", replied Will.

  "Don't mention it", said Leon. The broad iron gates opened.

  The drawbridge lowered. Finally, Will and Light entered the palace.

  The road within the palace is made of pure gold and silver. Ornate, checkerboard patterns are featured on the road leading to the palace.

  The benevolent alien's eyes widened. He is in a state of awe and amazement. He is impressed by the beauty of the palace.

  "I have never been in a place so ostentatious and opulent", said Light. Will was speechless. He gaped in shock. He was stunned by the beauty of this palace. They continued driving down the shining Silver and Gold Road. On the sides of the roads are wings to the palace. These wings are set differently for various occasions. On the right side are zig-zag shaped windows. Some of these windows are wide and, the others were narrow. These windows are one hundred feet tall. The right side's windows are a far cry from the left side. The right side has arched windows. These arches were created one on top of the other. The windows in this place are impressive. A huge coat of arms symbolizing the royal name of Emperor Gairdon are shown on all sides of the palace. Each Coat of Arms has four bishop symbols, five horse symbols, and one crown symbol. The crown symbol is featured on the top of the coat of arms. The five horse symbols are featured in the middle of the coat of arms. And, the bishop cross symbols are featured on the sides of the coat of arms. The crown symbol is a yellow color, which represents the value of the emperor's crown The horse symbols are a blue color to represent the endless horizons that the horses can travel on. And, the bishop cross symbols are white to represent the holiness of the dimension. The background color of the coat of arms is a black color because that particular color represented the dense forest in the dimension. Light kept driving down the driveway and, he and Will eventually reached a huge circle.

  This circle features Gigantic flowers as well as a fountain. This fountain is a twenty-tier fountain that was made of silver. It has all ornate designs of the Emperor's face. The gigantic flowers surround the tall, beautiful fountain. These flowers are talking and chatting to each other. The male flowers are the sun flowers and the female flowers were the tulips. The miniature dandelions are children and, their fathers were out to work. The sunflowers in this dimension have the role of sinking themselves underground and finding food for their family. Fortunately, because it is Sunday, not a single soul worked in town today.

  "Hello, who are you?" asked Leania, the red female tulip who stands at a gigantic twenty feet tall. Her mouth speaks and, she appears as though she was hungry. Will jumped out of the LSC and introduced himself. He shook Leania's leaf. She has two leaves on the side which are her arms. "Oh, let me hug you", she said. "Okay", replied Will. She emerged from the ground and walked up to him.

  "Mommy, what are you doing?", asked her daughter Dandel. "I am just giving this guy a warm welcome to our family", the mother flower answered. She hugged Will. Light shape shifted from an LSC

  to a robot. He walked up to Leania. "What do you want?" he asked nastily. "Hey, don't be nasty to her", answered Will. "Well, she's hindering us from rescuing Tom", replied Light. "Who's Tom?" asked Leania. "Yeah, I want to know who Tom is", said Dandel. "Oh, have fun with your friends", Leania told her daughter.

  "Okay, mom", she (Dandel) replied. She ran to her friends.

  "Why don't you and Will come down into my dwelling?" asked Leania. "Sure, but I only have one thing", answered Light. "And, what would that be?" she asked. "I would like to know if your dwelling is near the emperor", said Light. "It is right next to the emperor. Infact, I have a secret way to get into the Palace without having to deal with his royal guards", she replied. "Should we go, Light?" asked Will. "I guess so", answered the shapeshifting robot. Light started to talk to Leania.

  "We unanimously agreed to coming with you to your dwelling", he said. "Great", she replied. Will and Light followed Leania around the castle to a massive field. This field is filled with roses and gigantic grass. There are giant grasshoppers hopping around in the moving grass. Both Will and Light have to dodge the humungous insects. Standing in the middle of the field is a supermassive tree. This tree is one million square centimeters in diameter. There are about three levels in th
is tree. They finally arrived in front of Leania's dwelling. She jumped into the hole in the tree.

  Will and Light followed. In order to enter the tree, they have to slide down a slide. This slide takes them into the living room and kitchen.

  Inside this living room is a fire place that produces lighting and heat into the room. There is a sofa that's made of thatch. The floor is made of dried-up mud. The kitchen table stands at three feet tall. There is a clay oven in the house. Inside the living area is a hammock. She walked up to the hammock.

  "Do you guys want to stay here for dinner?" she asked. Light answered, "I would love to. But I really." She interrupted. "You really want to?" she asked. "If you didn't interrupt me I was going to say, 'I would really love to but, I can't'", said Light. "What do you mean?"

  she asked nervously. "I can't eat here because I have to rescue Tom", answered Will. "Who's Tom?" she asked. "He's my good friend", answered Will. "Oh, I could clearly understand", replied Leania.

  "Okay, can you give me a quick way to reach the great emperor?"

  asked Will. "Sure", she answered. "Well, tell me", said Light impatiently.

  "Okay, you have to go back the way you did", she replied.

  "Are you kidding me?", asked Will. "No", she answered. "I can't believe you made me go to your residence for nothing", replied Will.

  "Hey, that's not true", she said. "And, why would you say that?" asked Light. "Because, I wasn't kidding you. All I was trying to do was invite you to my dwelling that is only visited by a bunch of boring flowers", answered Leania. "Listen, I have to go", replied Will. "Same here", said Light. The two fugitives left the female tulip's dwelling.

  They walked through the grass. All of a sudden, locusts started circling them. Then a gigantic, green grass hopper walked up to the two fugitives. He is wearing specs. The locusts moved themselves out of the way for the grass hopper. "What do you think you're doing?" he asked the two fugitives. "To see the Emperor", answered an intimidated Will. He is trembling when he noticed the gigantic grasshopper.

  "What's wrong?" asked the gentle giant insect. "Oh, nothing", answered Will. "No, I can tell that you're scared. Now, please tell me what's wrong", said the grasshopper. "Okay, he's scared of you because you are this giant, intimidating looking insect", replied Light.

  "I am sorry for that. Can I offer you guys a ride to the Emperor?"

  asked the grasshopper. "Sure", answered Will nervously. "Are you still afraid of me?" asked the giant insect. "Yes", answered Will.

  "Well, don't be. Hop on board and I will give you a ride to Emperor Gairdon", said the grasshopper.

  "Okay", replied Will. "Are you still nervous asked the grasshopper. "No", answered Will. "Well, that's what I want to hear", replied the gentle, giant insect. He transported Will and Light to the Royal Palace. And, he dropped them off at the gigantic, heavy copper door. This copper door stands at seventy feet tall and weighs one hundred pounds. Will used a stainless steel Lion Door Knocker to get attention. The door knocker's eyes turned red. These eyes directly stared into the benevolent alien's eyes and, they almost blinded him.

  "Who enters the doors of Gairdon?" the door knocker asked. "Will Von Alien and Light S. Cycle. We are here to see Emperor Gairdon", answered Will. "Well, did you get past the gigantic statues?" asked the knocker. "Yes, answered Will.

  "Okay, I will let you in", replied the knocker. The tall doors opened. Brightness started to shine through. Will and Light entered the Palace. They entered a huge hall. This hall features White wallpaper, gold candle holders, and golden vectors. These halls were the most hallowed places in Garden City. The reason why is because the founder Gairdon the Great wanted and envisioned peace. His body is preserved in a coffin in these floors. Featured in the ceiling are moldings of the Emperor's face. On the marble and granite floor are ornate patterns. Five men walked through the hallway. These men are dressed up as squire members for Emperor Gairdon. They sounded the five foot long, golden trumpets. These trumpets feature the honorable coat of arms draped all over the palace. When the squire finished sounding the trumpets, the emperor emerged. Everyone bowed down including Will and Light.

  This emperor stands at eight feet nine inches tall. He is a human who ruled the insect dimension. He looks to be very thin. He is wearing a cape that shows his royalty. His white, wavy hair shines in the brightness. His shoes are as pointy as jester shoes. The royal shoes that he's wearing are rhinestone studded, platform shoes as though his appearance looks of being raised in the nineteen seventies. He has a stentorian voice that carries throughout the kingdom. But, today his voice was soft spoken. "What is your name?" he asked. "I am Will and this is Light", the benevolent alien answered. "Interesting names", replied Gairdon. "And, how should I address you?" asked Will. "You are to address me by your royal highness", answered the Emperor.

  "Thank you for inviting us to your palace", replied Light. "No problem. Besides, it is my honor and privilege. And, it is also my job to invite guests", said the respectable emperor. "No, it is totally not your job. It is your good choice. You are an honorable gentleman. You are like a god to this place", replied Will. "Excuse me, don't say such a thing about me because God is God and, God is up in heaven with Jesus. So, don't say that I am a God because that's plain idolitary. But, that's besides my point. Now, I want to know why you came here", said Gairdon. "You know what, I will tell you the reason later", replied Will. "No, I want you to tell me now or I will exile you from this kingdom and, return you back to Earth", said the emperor. "Now, my friend Tom is in trouble. Some evil sewer monster named Monstre took my friend, who is probably in his lair", replied Will. "Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He likes to take humans and eat them. He particularly likes to eat chocolates and vanilla candy", said Gairdon.

  "Thank you", replied Will. "Silly, who would not agree that this man eater is a crazy nut job?" asked the emperor. "I don't think anybody with a mind of sanity would disagree with me", answered Will. "Now, I am going to take you into the dining hall because you are royalty. Besides, I would like to help you rescue your friend", replied Gairdon. "Thank you", said Light. "Oh, you finally broke your silence", replied the emperor contently. "Yes, I am often silent in front of anybody particularly high political leaders", said Light. "And, why are you silent in front of leaders?" asked Gairdon. "Because, I don't like talking to royalty because it is extremely overwhelming to talk to a royal leader", answered Light.

  "Well, you can feel comfortable and not overwhelmed when you're with me", replied the emperor. "Well, that's very nice of you", said Light. "Now, we're going to head into the dining hall. The squire is lined up in two single file lines. Three squire members are featured on one side of the emperor and three other squire members are featured on the other side of the emperor. The trumpets sounded. The squire moved themselves into the dining hall first. Emperor Gairdon followed. Behind the emperor are the two visitors. Finally, every soul arrived in the dining room. The doors closed to the dining hall. The hallowed hall is now officially empty.

  Chapter X: Freedom, Justice, Tragedy, and Relief

  It is now six in the evening, and everyone departed from the hallowed hall and, they entered the Glamour Dining Hall. The dining hall featured a huge buffet. This buffet featured many delicious delicacies such as shrimp cocktail, Pork Roast, Steaks, and Various Salads. There were five tier fountains of drinks like punch, soda, seltzer. But, of course the most favorable drink of them all was Charlamagne's Champagne Product. This is the product only used by Royalty and this product existed for over ten centuries. This is the oldest alcoholic product of all time. A tall pyramid of champagne glasses were adjacent to the five tier drink fountains.

  Every delicacy was featured on a table that had a golden table color. This table color is made of fool's gold. The marble floors in the dining room were spotless, shiny, and well kept. There were arched windows that had seventy foot tall curtains. In the rear of the dining room was a twenty foot long Grand Symphony. A Grand Symphony is a machine that peopl
e would be able to use instruments and, when all instruments were played, it sounded like a fantastic philharmonic. The ultimate feature in the dining room is the massive dining table which was made of burly wood. Engraved in the burly wood were golden vector patterns. The table sets on the dining table were also very unique. There were two napkins per chair. The left napkin featured the knife and, the right napkin featured the fork and spoon. Between these napkins were three glasses. The tallest glass featured the water. The medium glass was used for the sodas and, the smallest glass was used as a spare glass. There were three dishes and two bowls.

  Featured on the top is the smallest bowl, which is used for holding salads. Then the large bowl is used for holding gourmet soups. Followed by that the smallest dish was used for Freshly Baked Bread. Then, the medium dish was used for fish. Lastly, the largest dish was used for the buffet. The legs on the table are also quite interesting. Six, solid, silver streaks showed strength symbols. In the center of the dining table was the royal face of Gairdon. Now, everyone arrived at the table. Every soul in the room folded their hands in respect for the great, chiefly emperor.

  The emperor arrived at his regal chair. His chair was made of wood. This chair stood at a staggering ten feet. The top of the chair was lined with rubies and emeralds. The arms of the chair were adorned with diamonds and gold. The emperor sat in his royal chair.

  When the king sat down, the room was silent. Not a single sound or noise was made by a single soul. The silence was broken exactly one minute after the royal leader sat down on his comfortable chair. "All hail our Great and Royal leader Gairdon", said everyone. "Thank you, thank you very much, gentlefolk. Now, before I get into anything with anyone, I want everyone to get their bottom dish and, start heading over to the buffet immediately. From there, everyone will eat their first course and, then we will get to the first topic of this important meeting", replied the great emperor.