Half-Off Ragnarok: Book Three of InCryptid

by McGuire, Seanan

  Lamia (Python lamia). Semi-hominid cryptids with the upper bodies of humans and the lower bodies of snakes. Lamia are members of order synapsedia, the mammal-like reptiles, and are considered responsible for many of the “great snake” sightings of legend. The sightings not attributed to actual great snakes, that is.

  Lindworm (Lindorm lindorm). These massive relatives of the skink have been found in Europe, Africa, and North America, which makes them extremely well-distributed armored killing machines. They tend to pair off at maturity, and while adult lindworms will have very little territorial overlap, they are constantly aware of the location of their mate and any juvenile offspring still being tolerated in the area. Lindworms are very difficult to kill, more’s the pity.

  Oread (Nymphae silica). Humanoid cryptids with the approximate skin density of granite. Their actual biological composition is unknown, as no one has ever been able to successfully dissect one. Oreads are extremely strong, and can be dangerous when angered. They seem to have evolved independently across the globe; their common name is from the Greek.

  Tooth fairy (Pyske dentin). Tooth fairies are small—no taller than the length of a tall man’s hand—and possess dual-lobed wings. Its dietary habits are unpleasant, and best left undiscussed. Do not leave unsupervised near children.

  Wadjet (Naja wadjet). Once worshiped as gods, the male wadjet resembles an enormous cobra, capable of reaching seventeen feet in length when fully mature, while the female wadjet resembles an attractive human female. Wadjet pair-bond young, and must spend extended amounts of time together before puberty in order to become immune to one another’s venom and be able to successfully mate as adults.

  Waheela (Waheela sapiens). Therianthrope shapeshifters from the upper portion of North America, the waheela are a solitary race, usually claiming large swaths of territory and defending it to the death from others of their species. Waheela mating season is best described with the term “bloodbath.” Waheela transform into something that looks like a dire bear on steroids. They’re usually not hostile, but it’s best not to push it.

  PLAYLIST:

  Everything’s better with music! Here are some songs to rock you through Alex’s trials.

  “Boats and Birds” ........... Gregory and the Hawk

  “Splatter Splatter” ........... OK Go

  “Lovers in a Dangerous Time” ........... Barenaked Ladies

  “The Frog Prince” ........... Keane

  “Viva la Vida” ........... Coldplay

  “I Am a Scientist” ........... The Dandy Warhols

  “Walk Away From the Sun” ........... Seether

  “One Normal Night” ........... Company (The Addams Family)

  “Narrow Your Eyes” ........... They Might Be Giants

  “To the Ghosts Who ........... Low Anthem

  Write History Books”

  “Strange Conversation” ........... Kris Delmhorst

  “Headlights On Dark Roads” ........... Snow Patrol

  “The End” ........... John Wesley Harding

  “Don’t Set Foot Over ........... Thea Gilmore

  the Railway Track”

  “You Are a Tourist” ........... Death Cab for Cutie

  “Dragging the River” ........... Idgy Vaughn

  “The Space Between” ........... Ally Rhodes

  “Don’t Say Okay” ........... Mary Black

  “Fire” ........... Delta Rae

  “Crocodile Man” ........... Dave and Tracy

  “Blood Red Sky” ........... Seth Lakeman

  “Killer of Dragons” ........... The High Dials

  “Benson Hedges” ........... fun.

  “Part II: Tonight’s the Night” ........... Ludo

  “Scorned” ........... Hypnogaja

  “Uncharted” ........... Sara Bareilles

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS:

  So here we are again, as Midnight Blue-Light Special takes the floor, and Verity takes a well-earned break: the next two books will focus on her brother, Alex, as he deals with some problems of his own. Thank you all so much for reading, and for supporting this series so enthusiastically. Cheese and cake for everyone!

  Betsy Tinney, to whom this book is dedicated, remains my ballroom pixie godmother, explaining all the nuances of dance culture. Phil Ames is still to blame for a surprising amount of this whole mess, while my webmaster, Chris Mangum, continues to tolerate my introducing cryptids into every single conversation we have.

  As always, the machete squad provided proofreading and editorial services, doing everything in their power to make this book as good as it could possibly be. Kory Bing illustrated my fantastic Field Guide to the Cryptids of North America, which you can visit at my website—I want a fricken of my very own. Tara O’Shea continued to design amazing wallpapers, icons, and internal dingbats for these books, helping to create a large, unified world. I couldn’t be more thrilled.

  My agent, Diana Fox, remains my personal superhero and one of my favorite human beings. My editor at DAW, Sheila Gilbert, looked at my first draft, saw what needed fixing, and made everything better. Huge thanks to everyone at DAW, and to my cover artist, Aly Fell, who continues to bring these people to life in an amazing new way.

  Thanks to my Disney World girls—Amy, Brooke, Patty, Vixy, Rachel, and of course, Mom—and to Barfleet, for service above and beyond the call of duty. Thanks to Borderlands Books, for tolerating my large, often chaotic book events. And of course, thank you. I couldn’t write these books without you.

  Any errors in this book are my own. The errors that aren’t here are the ones that all these people helped me fix. Thank you.