Big Deck

by Remy Rose

  So you should know that I’m what you might call perpetually aroused. In other words, horny as fuck. Think sixteen year old boy in the back of his daddy’s Benz with his hot little girlfriend. Even though I’m pushing twenty-eight, I have a teenaged cock. Combine that with a pair of very experienced hands, and you’ve got some highly-satisfied women.

  My good buddy Drew says that I’m really just a gigolo in a tool belt—that my female clients are more interested in how I can service them rather than how well I can take care of their home improvement needs. I’m good with that. Maybe it’s really my bedroom technique that’s paying the bills...I’ve had customers whose homes seem to develop an awful lot of issues. I take care of those issues, and I take care of women who need me for more than that.

  Before you start thinking I’m all about fixing broken hearts like Sweet Baby James sings about, let me stop you right there...I’m not. I can be kind of a dick, if you want to know the truth. I subscribe to the four F’s philosophy of relationships: find ‘em, feel ‘em, fuck ‘em, forget ‘em. I make it a priority never to hurt anybody, but I’ve mastered the art of caring without loving, and I try to seek out others who operate the same way—hot chicks who don’t want anything more than a guy with a big cock and a tool belt. The shallower the woman, the better, so there’s little chance of me getting too deep, and because they’re easier to leave that way. We have a good time, I give them everything except my wallet and my heart, and this keeps me out of trouble. At the end, a lot of them have wanted more, but once the job is done, I’m out of there and onto the next project. And the next woman.

  Nice the way that works. A win-win situation, for sure, and I plan to stay with it indefinitely.

  My GPS has brought me to a fork in the road that’s Morgan Bay and Newbury Neck. I turn left onto Newbury. All this deep thinking has resulted in my dick going limp, which I see as a good thing. Wouldn’t want to meet a new client with a huge boner—at least not until I can assess the situation. I do know this, though—I’m going to need to take a woman to bed soon, for my own sake.

  I’m about a half-mile away from the house when I feel an unexpected little jab of anticipation. Not sure what that’s about.

  Madeline Callaway, ready or not—here I come.

  Chapter 2 ~ Madeline

  July 10

  I’ve stubbed my toe, tripped over the cat and just now spilled my iced coffee down the front of my (white) t-shirt, so now I’m smelling like butter pecan and looking like a two year old in need of a bib. My attempts to clean up the beige drips with a wet paper towel results in something resembling nipple leakage, and just as I decide I’ll need to change my shirt, a truck pulls in my driveway. A Ford Super Duty, sleek and black, with a ladder rack and rugged-looking tires just shy of suggesting the driver is compensating for something. Jesus, seriously? An unexpected visitor which further adds to the shit-show of a morning, and I am even more pissed off because Saturdays are usually my best day since I don’t share them with anyone—they are mine, and mine alone. I don’t have a clue who Ford Super Duty is, but I’ll get rid of him. I’ve waited all week just to come down here and relax, after thirteen showings and three closings in a very full calendar—

  Calendar. I am suddenly remembering something.

  I hurry to the kitchen table and pick up my cell phone. There’s no need to tap on the calendar icon; the alert is there for me—an alert I didn’t hear: Jackson Decker – bathroom, set for 9 a.m., a half-hour before he was to arrive. He’s about fifteen minutes early, which for some reason further pisses me off, because I am always, always on top of my appointments, and here I am forgetting that I was even supposed to meet with him.

  Murphy, my orange tiger, is purring and curling himself around my legs under the guise of actually caring about me. I’m not buying his shit for a second; the cat wants food.

  I step carefully over him and hurry to the bathroom to do a quick maintenance check, chiding myself for caring how I look to what will undoubtedly be a fifty-something contractor with a paunch and dirt under his fingernails. I smooth a few stray pieces of hair away from my forehead and give in to the bun that’s asking to be a ponytail, uncoiling my up-do and tightening the elastic. I’m only wearing suncreen moisturizer and a little foundation, but I decide I look presentable enough, even in my coffee-marred shirt and faded denim shorts.

  Murphy is arching his back in the bathroom doorway, his tail as straight as an antenna and his eyes squinty with what he wants me to think is love. I bend down to give him a quick scratch behind the ears. His snack will have to wait since the doorbell is ringing.

  My bare feet are silent as I cross the oak floor. This meeting hopefully won’t take long. I can get a quick estimate, send Ford Super Duty on his way and get back to enjoying my Saturday morning. Alone.

  I arrange my face to convey Polite and Pleasant as I flip the deadbolt and pull open the solid maple door. And.

  Holy.

  Fucking.

  Shit.

  “Ms. Callaway?”

  He is speaking, and I am trying to simultaneously take in the rich timbre of his voice at the same time my eyes are filling with the unexpected sheer gorgeousness of him. As in, magazine cover/L.L. Bean model/hearing doves cry/hotter than Channing Tatum on his best day gorgeousness.

  I don’t even know where to begin in describing him. He is, first of all, huge—maybe six five—and this, plus his looks, make it very difficult to take him in. My eyes seem to have developed a will of their own, flitting from his mouth to his shoulder to his other shoulder to his waist to his crotch to his mouth to his abs to his crotch. It is utterly ridiculous that I am looking at him like this. Because I’m not looking, I’m gaping, when I am absolutely not the gaping type.

  But I can’t help it. He is absolutely the most delectable piece of eye candy I have ever seen. Dark, thick, wavy hair that fingers could get lost in. Masculine, just-right brows arching over thickly-lashed, startlingly-blue eyes, the kind of eyes that you just know change color with his clothing or mood. The kind of eyes full of promise and desire, eyes that pin a woman down, render her helpless, make her do things.

  Bad things.

  His nose is perfect, and by perfect, I mean the slightest bump in the bridge, which indicates he may have broken it. Which indicates he may have gotten in a fight with someone, probably protecting a woman. Or maybe he had a fight with another hockey player, when their helmets came off and they went at each other, swinging, fueled by their own testosterone and the appreciative roar of the crowd. He very likely is, or at least was, an athlete. His mouth is beautiful yet masculine, with a very suckable lower lip. And of course, the stubble, like on the faces of all the men in romance novels. Check. He’s got that.

  He’s got it all: the fitted t-shirt pulling across his broad chest and flat stomach, the bulging biceps, the sinewy muscles of his forearms, the (clean!) strong-looking hands holding his iPad, the snug, dark blue jeans, the leather belt accentuating his trim waist, the big work boots and consequently big feet. Which is often indicative of something.

  I’m raking my gaze over him again.

  Eyes-lips-chest-hips-crotch-crotch-crotch.

  A man like this needs to be seen to be appreciated. Seen. Heard. Smelled. Touched.

  Tasted.

  My God, what. The fuck. Is wrong. With me?

  “Ms. Callaway.” A hint of amusement honeys his voice, and mischief lightens his eyes. Fuck me till Tuesday, those eyes—they’re like the stones in mood rings, changing. I was right. God damn it.

  He is aware that he’s gotten to me. And I am aware—painfully aware—that I am in a stained t-shirt and no makeup and bare feet in need of a pedi.

  My hand self-consciously stabs at the pieces of hair that seem to be conspiring against me. I tuck them as neatly as I can behind my ear, willing my fingers not to tremble.

  “Yes—I am. I am she.”

  I am SHE?!

  His eyebrows lift slightly, and a slow, excruciatingly-sexy half-s
mile crosses his face, revealing perfect teeth. White, white teeth. Add toothpaste commercial actor to his credentials.

  “Hello. I’m Jackson Decker of Decker Renovation. We spoke on the phone a couple of weeks ago.” He extends his hand, and even though it’s just a handshake, I realize I get to go skin-to-skin with him.

  His fingers close around mine. They are cool, and I cringe as I realize how clammy mine must feel to him.

  I clear my throat, raise my chin and decide to look at his nose rather than directly into his eyes. “It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Decker.”

  “Please—call me Jack. That’s what my friends call me.” He’s grinning broadly now, his teeth virtually sparkling.

  So he wants us to be friends. “All right. Jack. I’m Madeline.” I have a shortened version of my name, too, but I’m going to try like hell to keep this as formal and businesslike as I can. “Please—come in.”

  I have to consciously un-scrunch my shoulders as he follows me into the house. It feels as though his eyes are burning into the back of me. It occurs to me that I care what he thinks of my ass.

  I turn around just before we reach the kitchen. “Can I get you a bottled water, or maybe a cup of coffee?”

  He’s looking at my breasts. Typical male. My cheeks begin to burn as I fold my arms across my chest.

  “Water would be great, thanks.” He leans against the counter, gripping the granite behind him. His arm muscles flex. Is he doing this on purpose? Do I care? No.

  He gives me a slight nod. “I see you’ve already had your coffee this morning.”

  Oh. The stain. So maybe he wasn’t looking at my boobs. I don’t know whether I’m more relieved or disappointed. “Yes.”

  “Let me guess...one of Dunkin’s ice cream flavors. Iced, regular cream, one sugar.”

  Whaaat? He knows this? How could he know this? Pulling open the refrigerator door, I take out a bottle of Poland Spring, wishing I could press it against my face to cool the flames in my cheeks, but instead handing it to him. Again I feel his fingers wrapping around mine, and hesitating. He did not need to hesitate. He could have just taken the bottle, skipped the lingering-fingers thing—

  “You left some evidence.” He nods at the kitchen table and my plastic Dunkin cup, ice cubes melting in the bottom. “I guessed on the rest—although I do pride myself on knowing what women like.”

  Jeee-sus. I realize my mouth is open and I close it. I am completely, totally flustered. And I never get flustered. Not by men, not by anything, really. This is absolutely ludicrous.

  “You have a really nice home, Madeline.” His gaze sweeps around the kitchen. “I’m assuming you live here year-round?”

  “Yes.”

  “Good. A place like this, you should—unlike some of the out-of-state folks around here, who only see the beauty in a summer ocean.”

  I watch as he tips the water bottle toward his mouth. His Adam’s apple moves as he swallows, and for some insane reason, I find this tremendously sexy. While he drinks, I scan him head to toe. He is incredibly attractive in his work clothes, and I can only imagine what he would look like dressed up. Or undressed.

  I need to get ahold of myself. Jackson Decker is here for one reason, and that is to remodel my bathroom.

  As though reading my mind, this man in my kitchen sets the bottle down on the counter and flashes me a dazzling smile. “So...your bathroom. Want to lead the way?”

  “Yes, of course. Follow me.”

  So he’s in back of me again, and I realize that my shorts are actually quite short and we’ll be going upstairs, but I can’t do anything about that now. Thank God I’ve shaved my legs and have a tan, but still. Never has climbing stairs posed such difficulty. I feel like I need to either ascend quickly and hope he stays a few steps behind, or slow my pace and keep him just a stair away, so there’s no danger of his face being directly behind my ass.

  Christ, I’m pathetic.

  And just after I survive the stair dilemma, another cringe-worthy crisis presents itself: I remember the box of tampons I left on the counter. I am just about to turn around and tell him I need to clean up a few things when it’s too late. He’s already scanning the ceiling, the walls, the floor, in a very carpenter-like way, while the bright pink box is practically screaming from beside the sink. He tactfully pretends he doesn’t see it, while I vow not to make a scene of grabbing the box, as if menstruating is a perfectly natural and acceptable event in a woman’s life.

  “What are you thinking that you want?”

  I’m thinking I want you to pull off that t-shirt. Let me run my hands over your chest, trace the outlines of your pecs. I want to feel your mouth on mine, taste your tongue, put my hands in your hair and press my body against you so I can feel your—

  “I want an en suite, if you’re familiar with that term.”

  “I’m familiar with it. But we could just dispense with the aristocratic label and call it a master bathroom.” His eyes are dancing, like he’s enjoying himself.

  “Um, all right. Master bathroom, so you can get to it directly from my bedroom. I’d like a complete remodel...get rid of this old fiberglass thing and put in a tile shower.”

  He’s nodding, holding up his iPad and snapping pictures. “So you’re basically talking about gutting this out, taking it down to the studs and starting over.”

  “Yes, I believe so.”

  “How big of a shower are you thinking?”

  “What size would you recommend?”

  “I’d do forty-two by sixty. Do you want a bench in it, or are you thinking corner seats?”

  I excuse myself to go into my office for the folder of printed bathroom pictures I’ve been saving. I am sweating, and this annoys me because I’ll soon be adding pit stains to complement my coffee splotch.

  “Here’s some examples.” I hand him the folder and he looks through the printed pages. I take the opportunity to stare at him and decide he is growing more attractive by the second.

  He nods. “These are all very nice. I see that you like soaker tubs.”

  “Yes. I was thinking maybe under the window? I’d like it to be big, if possible.”

  “I’m sure you would.”

  Excuse me?

  The mischief is back in his eyes again, lightening them and creating a flurry of sparks in my belly.

  It takes two to flirt, I tell myself firmly. If you don’t, he can’t.

  “Most women do,” he continues, his voice smooth as melted butter. “Want it big.” He’s practically fondling me with his eyes, and just when I feel like I’m no longer able to breathe, he takes a step toward the door. “Let me have a look at your bedroom.”

  I swallow hard. This time, I follow and am able to take in the flip side of Jackson Decker, free from the distraction of his penetrating blue orbs. Broad shoulders, strong back, tapered waist—and a firm, muscular ass that fills out his Carhartt jeans in such a way that it’s impossible to look and not want to grope.

  And oh look, here we are in my bedroom. With a bed. That I neglected to make this morning. Sunlight pours in through the double windows, throwing golden bars of light across the rumpled silk sheets. This further unsettles me, because I am so not the rumpled type. I am a smooth, reserved, in control, make your bed and tuck in the corners type of woman. And yet this morning, with the arrival of Jackson Decker, I have been none of those things.

  He is looking at my sleigh bed and nodding. “Gorgeous piece. I love antiques.”

  “Thank you—I do, too. Sorry about the unmade bed.” I move over to it, flipping the sheet and the sage green comforter over the pillows.

  “I am totally fine about seeing your unmade bed, Madeline.”

  Just his voice alone makes me shiver, but hearing him say my name in his warm caramel voice...it’s like he’s caressing the syllables. It feels meaningful, personal—and that he used the word bed in the same sentence…

  Madeline. My inner voice, abrupt and harsh. STOP. You are not a fifteen year old girl
with stars in her eyes. You are a twenty-seven-year-old woman with a backbone and a brain and a scarred heart.

  Remembering that last part gives me strength, and Jesus, I need it, because he’s looking at me as though he can see straight through me, as though he knows what I’m feeling for him.

  “So what do you think?” I hear myself saying. Good girl, Mads! You can do this! “Can you get me some more bathroom space out of this room?”

  “Absolutely.” Setting his iPad on the top of my bureau, he turns to look at the wall behind him, plucking his tape measure off his pants pocket and extending the blade on the floor. “This wall right here isn’t load-bearing...we can move it three or four feet this way and free up some space for the bathroom. I can frame in a door here and block off the door from the hallway. We can rearrange your fixtures. With this size bedroom, you won’t even notice the wall’s been moved. And you’ll have your palatial en suite.” He swings his gaze toward me again, one eyebrow raised, and takes some more measurements.

  I am quite sure he is mocking me. “Palatial?”

  “That’s what you’re going for, isn’t it?”

  “I don’t know if a bigger bathroom constitutes palatial, Mr. Decker.”

  “Jack.”

  “Why do I feel like you’re insulting me?”

  “I assure you, I’m not. I just know women like you, and I know that one of the things women like you want is a palatial bathroom. Or spa. Or en suite.”

  “Wait—women like me? What do you mean by that?”

  “Women who like the finer things in life—stone tile, earth tones, granite vanities, towel warmers.”

  “Do you assess all your clients this way?”

  “Only the female ones.”

  “Because...”

  “It’s obvious, isn’t it? They interest me more. They’re entertaining.”

  “So when you’re working for a woman you’re interested in, you are also judging her.”

  “I wouldn’t call it judging. It’s more like seeing if she fits where I think she does. Categorizing.”