Ex-Terminator Life After Marriage

by Suzetta Perkins

  “Be with you in a minute, sweetie…kiss, kiss.”

  Sylvia blew a kiss back and picked up a hairstyle book to pass the time.

  Mane Waves was Arial’s baby. Clients would sometimes drive an hour or two for Arial’s services. The decor befit the queens the ladies believed they were—plush gold carpeting ran the length of the shop and a bird of paradise and large rubber plants were everywhere, their presence demanding attention. A black lacquered chest of drawers stood next to a large palm tree just inside the main entrance, displaying samples of the facial and nail products Arial also sold. A six-inch curved bar that served as the guest registry stood to the right of the chest, handsomely decorated with porcelain knick-knacks and a black lacquered business-card holder.

  “Sylvia.” Sylvia jumped. “What have you been up to, girl?” Arial shouted through the noise of the blow-dryer as she put the finishing touches on Ms. Jenkins.

  “Preparing for a coming-out party.”

  “A what?”

  “I’ll explain later.”

  Fifteen minutes later, Arial took the towel from around Ms. Jenkins’ neck.

  “Looking good, Ms. Jenkins,” Sylvia said.

  “Thank you, baby. I’ve got a darned good stylist.”

  Sylvia gently slid into the chair vacated by Ms. Jenkins.

  “How have you been, sweetie? I know you’ve been through some rough times.” Arial picked through Sylvia’s hair. “And you know you needed a perm three weeks ago. Next time you come in we’ve got to put some color in your hair, too.”

  “You’re right. But to answer your question, I’m fine, Arial. In fact, I feel better than I have in the last year. I’m meeting with some other women tonight, and we’re going to talk about life after divorce.”

  “A support group.”

  “Yeah. I’m looking forward to it.”

  “Who’s in the group? I don’t know about sitting around talking with a bunch of women…having them all up in my business, especially sistahs. You sure about this?” Arial began gathering products as she spoke.

  “It’s going to be a good thing, Arial. Sometimes your friends get tired of hearing your troubles over and over again. Some days you’re up but there are many down days. Being able to connect with women who share the same experience and who may need me as well is the answer to my prayer. God knows I need this. Rachel Washington is going to be there. You might want to stick your head in and join us.”

  “You didn’t have to go there. Lawrence and I are prehistoric news. I’ve been single for darn near fifteen years. Don’t need no counseling, and I sure don’t need a support group. Back to Rachel. It was a damn shame how her husband messed all over her, but that woman don’t know how to pick a man. Isn’t this her third divorce?”

  Sylvia turned around to look at Arial. “See, that’s what I mean. So what if it’s her third? Rachel is a sweetheart and one of my best friends. It’s not her fault that these men take her kindness for weakness.”

  “I know you better hold your head up while I put this perm in your hair.”

  “You better not burn me, either. I’ll take this shop from you like I took the house from Adonis.” They laughed.

  “Girl, you know I’m always here for you. Have you heard from Adonis?”

  “You mean since he went to live with his ex-wife?” Sylvia hesitated. “No, I haven’t heard from him.”

  “You still love him, don’t you?” Arial accused.

  “I don’t love him like I used to love him. We’ve got history. We were married for twenty freakin’ years!”

  “Shhh, don’t get yourself so worked up, sweetie.”

  “I’m sorry. Lost my head for a second.”

  “My next customer won’t be here for another thirty minutes. I figured you and I need some downtime.”

  “I gave that man a beautiful daughter and the best years of my life. I still can’t believe he just got up and walked out on me like that—without a decent explanation. Do you know that the self-confident, independent woman I was has turned into a whining, bitter, angry…”

  “It’s okay, sweetie,” Arial soothed.

  “But, Arial, it hurts to love a man as much as I loved and adored Adonis. He stabbed me straight in the heart. Declared that he was no longer in love with me and marched straight into another woman’s bed.”

  Tears began to fall, and Sylvia let her head drop.

  “I think it’s time for your shampoo.” Arial took off her latex gloves and with both hands kneaded Sylvia’s shoulders. “I’ll make it extra special today. We’ll make it a ten-minute massage.”

  “You always know how to make a girl feel good.”

  “I love you, Sylvia. And I don’t want you to take my shop! If we wait another minute, your whole head might be on fire.”

  Laughter ripped through the shop.

  “I think you’re gonna be all right, sweetie. And the way you’re wearing that dress, showing all the thighs you own—Adonis might have to come back and rescue you from all the players that will be buzzing around the honeybee.”

  “Stop. I threw this dress on real quick. Just wait until you finish my luscious, reddish-brown mane. I’ll be swishing my head from side to side, moving my hair like it was a merry-go-round.”

  “Girl, you’re crazy. Knock ’em dead even if it’s just going to be a bunch of cackling women.”

  “I see it like this, Arial. If we are going to get our lives back, we have to act as if we want change so we can close our Ex-Files for good.”

  “I’m with you, sweetie.”

  Meeting in the Ladies Room

  The scent of hickory-smoked barbecued ribs permeated the room. Sylvia was pleased. The food was ready, thanks to the folks at Smokey Bones restaurant. Her 180-pound, five-foot-seven frame looked simply gorgeous in her yellow, green, blue and white napkin blouse and her navy blue pants. She exhaled and went about checking and rechecking things to make sure all was in order.

  Once again, Sylvia stood in the large family room, her favorite. It was full of the remnants of war—the war of the St. Jameses.

  An array of African violets sat on the mantel of the double-sided marble fireplace, their velvet flowers shining like jewels against lush, green leaves. In the center of the room, in its own L-shaped cluster, sat a cognac-colored leather couch with well-padded arms, a high back and deep seats, and a matching armchair and ottoman. A diverse grouping of mirrors in several shapes and sizes hung to the left of an arched, floor-to-ceiling window, creating an eclectic wall of reflection, while the latest state-of-the-art plasma TV hung by itself above an elaborate entertainment system. Polished hardwood floors were covered by imported throw rugs made of Chinese silk in hues of brown sprinkled with flecks of white. Crown molding snaked along the perimeter of the room while a five-armed antique brass chandelier with square silk shades and dimmers formed an architectural chameleon from the ceiling where it hung, changing the room at whim. African-American art hung throughout, and small family pictures sat on wooden wall ledges; everything was illuminated by a string of gallery-perfect track lights.

  Sylvia stopped in front of one of the mirrors and admired herself. “Not bad, girl. Not bad at all.” Arial had taken the time to make up Sylvia’s caramel-colored face. Her almond-shaped eyes, the color of wheat, were dusted with a mixture of brown, tan and white eye shadow, and a rich lipstick the color of dark apricots set off her smile. “Fabulous.”

  “It’s your loss, Adonis!” Sylvia hollered to the rafters. “It’s your loss, man. I’m taking my life back and I don’t need you to do it. I DON’T NEED YOU! I’ll be fine all by myself…well, it wouldn’t hurt to find a tall, handsome man who’d love to snuggle up every once in awhile. Your loss, man, your loss.”

  But she wasn’t sure she was ready to be with a man. Her heart had a lot of mending to do, and she had to find a way to be happy with herself before she could give to someone else.

  Sylvia picked up the remote and turned on the stereo. Light jazz filtered throughout
the room—Sylvia became lost in her thoughts of getting on with her life.

  Ding, dong. Ding, dong.The sound of the door chimes made Sylvia take a deep breath and one last look at herself. Again, she was pleased. She moved forward ready to get the party started, and opened the door to a smiling Rachel.

  “Hey, girl. Glad you were able to come tonight,” Sylvia said. “Come on in and make yourself comfortable.”

  “Smooches,” Rachel said, exchanging air kisses with Sylvia. “Had to be here.” They hugged.

  Rachel was sassy and stunning in her red, backless Calvin Klein cocktail dress. Her smooth skin was chocolate with three tablespoons of milk. Full Nubian lips perfectly suited her small, oval face with her long-lashed deep brown eyes, under perfectly arched brows, expressed her anticipation for the party. Her thick, relaxed, shoulder-length hair with a slight curl to it bounced on her shoulders when she walked in.

  There was a slight hint of jealousy in Sylvia’s eyes as Rachel’s petite and firm body moved farther into the room. Sylvia wished her waistline was as small. She could probably wrap her hand around Rachel’s waist. It was hard watching calories and trying to control the number of carbs and fats she ate, but she was going to give it a try—although tonight, she was going to lick the sauce off a half slab of baby-back ribs.

  “Girl, you have any Excedrin?”

  Sylvia stopped at the entrance into the family room. “You’ve got one of your headaches, Rachel?”

  “Yeah, every time the atmospheric pressure rises, it feels like my head is falling down. I usually have my headache pills with me.” Rachel paused as she looked in the room. “Doesn’t look as if Adonis is gone. It’s almost as if I can feel his presence.”

  “He’s gone. Believe me, he’s gone. Thank God for Adonis’ marriage to IBM, though. It has allowed me to continue to live in the lifestyle I’ve become accustomed to.”

  The bell rang again, and Sylvia turned and headed back toward the door. “Go ahead and look in the medicine cabinet while I get the door. I should have some Tylenol in there.”

  Sylvia opened the door to a stunning, well-toned diva dressed in a pair of beaded floral silk pants and a knitted rose-colored cardigan and shell. She was at least five feet nine inches tall, with a long, oval face, dark chiseled features and high cheekbones. Her smooth cocoa fudge skin was blemish-free, and she wore long ruddy-red dreads that were pulled off her face with a silk scarf. A much shorter, heavyset woman with bleached-blonde braids stood next to her.

  “Hey, Mona. You look absolutely gorgeous. Come on in.”

  “I see the single life quite agrees with you, my dear.”

  “Let’s not go there.”

  “I thought that this was what this meeting was all about. Anyway, Sylvia, I want you to meet my hairdresser, Claudette Beasley.”

  “Hey, sister,” Claudette said to Sylvia, shaking her hand.

  “Hey, yourself.”

  “I thought this would be good for Claudette. She’s a single mother, got a nine-year-old son, Kwame, and a daughter named Reebe who’s fifteen going on sixty. She’s been smothering that boy so long, no man can get close to her.”

  “Okay, Mona,” Claudette cut in. “It ain’t even like that. You don’t want me to get loud up in here. I can get a man anytime I want. See, I loves my baby, and I want the best for him. Gotta keep him out of the streets.”

  “You got to give him a little breathin’ room.”

  “Whatever, Mona, but he’s still my baby boy.”

  “Why don’t we go into the family room,” Sylvia interrupted, pointing the way. “My good friend Rachel is already here. Mona, you remember Rachel.”

  “Yeah, yeah, married that crazy nig—”

  “Not here,” Sylvia warned.

  “Okay. She married that crazy guy named…”

  “Reuben,” Rachel offered. “How are you doing, Mona?”

  “Just fine,” Mona said, a tad bit of embarrassment in her voice. “And this is Claudette Beasley, my hairdresser.”

  Claudette and Rachel shook hands, and the group moved into the family room.

  “I love this room,” Mona said. “It’s got a touch of you and of Adonis.”

  “I just told her the same thing,” Rachel agreed.

  “I’m glad you like the room, but Adonis don’t live here anymore. Get my drift?” Sylvia said pointedly.

  “I think our sister is ready to get this meeting started,” Claudette put in.

  Sylvia looked at Claudette with interest. She noticed a two-inch scar that ran across Claudette’s forehead. And if that wasn’t enough, she had the nerve to have a tattoo plastered on her flabby arm that readNo More Drama . In Sylvia’s estimation, she should have had one that readDo Not Feed Me, I’m Way Overweight . Then she thought, who was she to call the kettle black? If Mona liked her, that’s all that mattered.

  “We will start in a minute,” Sylvia began. “I’m waiting for one more person. I’ll get you something to drink while we’re waiting.”

  “I’m going to step outside and take a smoke since I don’t see any ashtrays in here,” Claudette said, pulling a pack of Benson and Hedges from her purse.

  “You can smoke out back,” Sylvia said, leading the way. “Ain’t gonna be no smoking up in here,” she added under her breath.

  Mona looked at her watch, then in the direction of the door and then glanced at her watch once more. When she looked up, Rachel turned her face away. Mona sat on one end of the leather couch and looked over at Rachel again, who had now become fascinated with the collection of mirrors on the wall.

  “Sorry, Rachel. I didn’t mean anything by what I said,” Mona finally said.

  “No problem,” Rachel replied. “Right now, all I want to do is get rid of this awful headache.”

  “I have some natural herbs that might help you with that. I used to have headaches bad until I started taking these herbs.”

  “I have a prescribed medicine that I left at home. Anyway, I just took a Tylenol that Sylvia offered. It’s just the weather. I’ll be all right in a minute.”

  “Suit yourself.”

  Ding, dong. Ding, dong.

  “I’ll get it,” Sylvia called from the kitchen. She rushed into the room and handed Rachel the tray of iced tea, then headed for the door.

  “For you,” Rachel said to Mona as she handed her a glass.

  “Thanks, and again, I’m sorry.”

  “You’re forgiven.”

  Mona’s smile faded when Sylvia returned to the room.

  “Everyone, this is Ashley Jordan-Lewis. She works with me and is a very dear friend.”

  Rachel and Mona smiled and nodded at the newcomer. Ashley stood the same height as Sylvia but was rail-thin—with the exception of her ample bosom. She seemed much younger than the rest. A sharp, pointed nose jutted from her oval face and round, deep blue eyes stared back at the ladies.

  Ashley was dressed in a smart navy Ralph Lauren silk blazer and a pair of off-white silk pants accentuated with a pair of two-inch, T-strap, off-white pumps. The soft collar of her off-white blouse lay obediently against the lapels of the jacket. Stunning two-carat diamond studs glittered from Ashley’s ears: her blonde hair was pulled back in a ponytail that fell mid-shoulder. Mona looked at her watch once more.

  “Let’s get started,” Sylvia began. Claudette rushed into the room, out of breath, the evidence of her activity outside still lingering about her like a cloud.

  Sylvia St. James

  Sylvia stood in the middle of the room, her reflection cast on the hardwood floor. Her audience seemed captivated as if she was on display at the Louvre museum, although she had yet to utter a word. Their eerie silence left her speechless wishing the spotlight were somewhere else instead of on her. Most of the ladies were friends, but serving your soul on a platter for everyone to judge took more than a little bit of courage.

  Clearing her throat, Sylvia looked into the eyes of the eager faces. “Hi, I’m Sylvia St. James, and I’ve been anEx for seven months.�
�There, it was out , Sylvia thought. All of a sudden she stepped into her role and felt her self-confidence return.

  “I’ll tell you, this has been a wild day. I was trying to get to the hairdresser so I could look fabulous for you ladies tonight, and before I got out of the house, I lost my keys and tore my stockings, and when I finally got in the car, I broke a nail. Everything that could go wrong went wrong this morning. And it wouldn’t have been so wild if I had Adonis—my Ex—here to remind me every five seconds to check and make sure I had everything. I’m not used to thinking for myself. My Ex thought I was dumb and stupid, and I have more credentials than he does.”

  The ladies snickered.

  “Go ahead and get a good laugh in,” Sylvia continued. “I’m sure you’re saying to yourselves, ‘No wonder he left her.’”

  More snickering.

  “But it’s okay. It is…really okay. I’m here, and I’m glad you all are here. We are going to become very good friends. We are going to be an alliance of sistahs coming back from the divorce courts with our steel-toed shoes on. Yes, we are straight-from-the-divorce-court sistahs looking for healing—emotional healing, sexual healing, some kind of healing.”

  “Yeah!” the ladies shouted in unison, raising their fists.

  Her voice a tad bit softer, Sylvia continued. “We all have a common trait: we are Exes with an Ex-File. It’s time to clean up our Ex-Files and close them forever.”

  “Yeah!” Rachel screamed.

  Sylvia gazed out of the corner of her eye at Rachel. Rachel’s nerve had been pricked. She was the loudest one in the room. Sylvia smiled.