Swish
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*2This is a lie. Typos are a sign of a deeply flawed character. But I was deceiving myself too.
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*3 I recently started studying Middle Egyptian in earnest, and it is now clear to me that the reason the extraordinary-Drip-ad guy never responded to my ad was that the Middle Egyptian was complete gibberish. Here is what I should have written: (Loosely translated, “a man beautiful of form, excellent of mind, effective at causing laughter, who came forth from the womb open-hearted to the suffering and afflicted, and who is master of the secrets of jubilation.” After last week’s homework I can also add “who knows how to reattach a severed head” but I worry about limiting the applicant pool. I still can’t say “and a top,” but I’m only on Lesson 14, so the relevant vocabulary may be coming up.
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†4 I am including this pair of blog posts and the previous footnote only so as to be able to drop casually the fact that I know Middle Egyptian. Please love me?
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*5 Extraordinary-Drip-Ad Guy, I’ve corrected my Egyptian mistake. Why haven’t you called yet? That’s okay, e-mail is better, anyway. My computer is set to check it every minute, so when you get in touch I’ll be able to write back immediately.
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*6 http://www.joelderfner.com/music/files/I_Don’t_Know.mp3
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*7 http://www.joelderfner.com/music/files/Good.mp3
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Copyright © 2008 by Joel Derfner
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Derfner, Joel.
Swish: my quest to become the gayest person ever / by Joel Derfner.—1st ed.
p. cm.
1. Derfner, Joel. 2. Gay men—United States—Biography.3. Gay men—United States—Psychology. I. Title.
HQ75.8.D46A3 2008
306.76'62092—dc22
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2007049906
eISBN: 978-0-7679-3002-4
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