Staked (Iron Druid Chronicles)

by Kevin Hearne

 

  And then the two of them tore off through the forest, carried away by their joy, leaving Granuaile and me behind, facing the river. We exchanged a glance and laughed at our hounds for a few seconds, and then Granuaile leaned over and kissed me. She pulled away an inch and murmured in a low voice, “I knew we’d get along too, you know.”

  “Wait, what? Like Oberon knew?”

  “Ha! No. But the first time you walked in to Rúla Búla, I just knew. I was attracted on first sight, not first sniff.”

  “Because Laksha was in your head and told you I was a Druid?”

  “No, no. I saw you first. Laksha didn’t tell me about what you were until later.”

  “Ah, that’s a fine salve for my ego.” Her lips remained close to mine and I could smell her strawberry lip gloss. It felt the way it used to again. “You still drive me crazy, you know.”

  “Yeah,” she said, smiling. “I know.” And then we broke our eavesdropping link to our hounds so that they could enjoy their privacy, and we enjoyed some privacy of our own right there on the riverbank, not caring in the least how chilly it was outside.

  There was bliss for a few days. They were the kind of carefree days you dream of having someday, the kind of days you spend most of your life working and suffering for. And then Orlaith came into heat and the hounds disappeared into the woods for long periods, until one night they sat us down by the fireplace for a Very Serious Talk.

  Oberon said.

  Orlaith added.

  Granuaile and I assured them that they had our full attention.

  Orlaith gushed.

  Oberon explained.

  We both clapped and squeed and gave them hugs. “This is fabulous news!” Granuaile said.

  “Yes, indeed! I think we should celebrate,” I said. “Oberon, I never did goulash you when we were in Prague. Let’s all go get goulashed!” Granuaile and Orlaith didn’t know what that was all about, but they got on board with the idea quickly enough.

  I’ve decided that, apart from the herb greenhouse, I’m going to plant a flower garden around the cabin and keep some bees. The puppies should be here in time to play around in the spring blossoms. They’ll be simply adorable, and harmony will have found us.

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  THE OVERSIGHT

  by

  Charlie Fletcher

  CHAPTER 1

  THE HOUSE ON WELLCLOSE SQUARE

  If only she wouldn’t struggle so, the damned girl.

  If only she wouldn’t scream then he wouldn’t have had to bind her mouth.

  If only she would be quiet and calm and biddable, he would never have had to put her in a sack.

  And if only he had not had to put her in a sack, she could have walked and he would not have had to put her over his shoulder and carry her to the Jew.

  Bill Ketch was not a brute. Life may have knocked out a few teeth and broken his nose more than once, but it had not yet turned him into an animal: he was man enough to feel bad about what he was doing, and he did not like the way that the girl moaned so loud and wriggled on his shoulder, drawing attention to herself.

  Hitting her didn’t stop anything. She may have screamed a lot, but she had flint in her eye, something hard and unbreakable, and it was that tough core that had unnerved him and decided him on selling her to the Jew.

  That’s what the voice in his head told him, the quiet, sly voice that nevertheless was conveniently able to drown out whatever his conscience might try to say.

  The street was empty and the fog from the Thames damped the gas lamps into blurs of dull light as he walked past the Seaman’s Hostel and turned into Wellclose Square. The flare of a match caught his eye as a big man with a red beard lit a pipe amongst a group standing around a cart stacked with candle-boxes outside the Danish Church. Thankfully they didn’t seem to notice him as he slunk speedily along the opposite side of the road, heading for the dark house at the bottom of the square beyond the looming bulk of the sugar refinery, outside which another horse and carriage stood unattended.

  He was pleased the square was so quiet at this time of night. The last thing he wanted to do was to have to explain why he was carrying such strange cargo, or where he was heading.

  The shaggy travelling man in The Three Cripples had given him directions, and so he ducked in the front gates, avoiding the main door as he edged round the corner and down a flight of slippery stone steps leading to a side-entrance. The dark slit between two houses was lit by a lonely gas globe which fought hard to be seen in murk that was much thicker at this lower end of the square, closer to the Thames.

  There were two doors. The outer one, made of iron bars like a prison gate, was open, and held back against the brick wall. The dark oak inner door was closed and studded with a grid of raised nailheads that made it look as if it had been hammered shut for good measure. There was a handle marked “Pull” next to it. He did so, but heard no answering jangle of a bell from inside. He tugged again. Once more silence greeted him. He was about to yank it a third time when there was the sound of metal sliding against metal and a narrow judas hole opened in the door. Two unblinking eyes looked at him from behind a metal grille, but other than them he could see nothing apart from a dim glow from within.

  The owner of the eyes said nothing. The only sound was a moaning from the sack on Ketch’s shoulder.

  The eyes moved from Ketch’s face to the sack, and back. There was a sound of someone sniffing, as if the doorman was smelling him.

  Ketch cleared his throat.

  “This the Jew’s house?”

  The eyes continued to say nothing, summing him up in a most uncomfortable way.

  “Well,” swallowed Ketch. “I’ve got a girl for him. A screaming girl, like what as I been told he favours.”

  The accompanying smile was intended to ingratiate, but in reality only exposed the stumpy ruins of his teeth.

  The eyes added this to the very precise total they were evidently calculating, and then abruptly stepped back and slammed the slit shut. The girl flinched at the noise and Ketch cuffed her, not too hard and not with any real intent to hurt, just on a reflex.

  He stared at the blank door. Even though it was now eyeless, it still felt like it was looking back at him. Judging. He was confused. Had he been rejected? Was he being sent away? Had he walked all the way here carrying the girl – who was not getting any lighter – all for nothing? He felt a familiar anger build in his gut, as if all the cheap gin and sour beer it held were beginning to boil, sending heat flushing across his face. His fist bunched and he stepped forward to pound on the studded wood.

  He swung angrily, but at the very moment he did so it opened and he staggered inward, following the arc of his blow across the threshold, nearly dumping the girl on the floor in front of him.

  “Why—?!” he blurted.

  And then stopped short.

  He had stumbled into a space the size and shape of a sentry box, with no obvious way forward. He was about to step uneasily back out into the fog, when the wall to his right swung open.

  He took a pace into a larger room lined in wooden tongue-and- groove panelling with a table and chairs and a dim oil lamp. The ceiling was also wood, as was the floor. Despite this it didn’t smell of wood, or the oil in the lamp. It smelled of wet clay. All in all, and maybe because of the loamy smell, it had a distinctly coffin-like atmosphere. He shivered.

  “Go on in,” said a calm voice behind him.

  “Nah,” he swallowed. “Nah, you know what? I think I’ve made a mistake—”

  The hot churn in his guts had gone ice-cold, and he felt the goosebumps
rise on his skin: he was suddenly convinced that this was a room he must not enter, because if he did, he might never leave.

  He turned fast, banging the girl on the doorpost, her yip of pain lost in the crash as the door slammed shut, barring his escape route with the sound of heavy bolts slamming home.

  He pushed against the wood, and then kicked at it. It didn’t move. He stood there breathing heavily, then slid the girl from his shoulder and laid her on the floor, holding her in place with a firm hand.

  “Stay still or you shall have a kick, my girl,” he hissed.

  He turned and froze.

  There was a man sitting against the back wall of the room, a big man, almost a giant, in the type of caped greatcoat that a coachman might wear. It had an unnaturally high collar, and above it he wore a travel-stained tricorn hat of a style that had not been seen much on London’s streets for a generation, not since the early 1800s. The hat jutted over the collar and cast a shadow so deep that Ketch could see nothing of the face beneath. He stared at the man. The man didn’t move an inch.

  “Hoi,” said Ketch, by way of introduction.

  The giant remained motionless. Indeed as Ketch stepped towards him he realised that the head was angled slightly away, as if the man wasn’t looking at him at all.

  “Hoi!” repeated Ketch.

  The figure stayed still. Ketch licked his lips and ventured forward another step. Peering under the hat he saw the man was brown-skinned.

  “Oi, blackie, I’m a-talking to you,” said Ketch, hiding the fact that the giant’s stillness and apparent obliviousness to his presence was unnerving him by putting on his best bar-room swagger.

  The man might as well be a statue for the amount he moved. In fact—

  Ketch reached forward and tipped back the hat, slowly at first.

  It wasn’t a man at all. It was a mannequin made from clay. He ran his thumb down the side of the face and looked at the brown smear it left on it. Damp clay, unfired and not yet quite set. It was a well made, almost handsome face with high cheekbones and an impressively hooked nose, but the eyes beneath the prominent forehead were empty holes.

  “Well, I’ll be damned…” he whispered, stepping back.

  “Yes,” said a woman’s voice behind him, cold and quiet as a cutthroat razor slicing through silk. “Oh yes. I rather expect you will.”

  CHAPTER 2

  A WOMAN IN BLACK AND THE MAN IN MIDNIGHT

  She stood at the other end of the room, a shadow made flesh in a long tight-bodiced dress buttoned to the neck and wrists. Her arms were folded and black leather gloves covered her hands. The dress had a dull sheen like oiled silk, and she was so straight-backed and slender – and yet also so finely muscled – that she looked in some ways like a rather dangerous umbrella leaning against the wood panelling.

  The only relief from the blackness was her face, two gold rings she wore on top of the gloves and her white hair, startlingly out of kilter with her otherwise youthful appearance, which she wore pulled back in a tight pigtail that curled over her shoulder like an albino snake.

  She hadn’t been there when Ketch entered the room, and she couldn’t have entered by the door which had been on the edge of his vision throughout, but that wasn’t what most disturbed him: what really unsettled him was her eyes, or rather the fact he couldn’t see them, hidden as they were behind the two small circular lenses of smoked glass that made up her spectacles.

  “Who—?” began Ketch.

  She held up a finger. Somehow that was enough to stop him talking.

  “What do you want?”

  Ketch gulped, tasting his own fear like rising bile at the back of his throat.

  “I want to speak to the Jew.”

  “Why?”

  He saw she carried a ring of keys at her belt like a jailer. Despite the fact she looked too young for the job he decided that she must be the Jew’s housekeeper. He used this thought as a stick to steady himself on: he’d just been unnerved by her sudden appearance, that was all. There must be a hidden door behind her. Easy enough to hide its edges in the tongue and groove. He wasn’t going to be bullied by a housekeeper. Not when he had business with her master.

  “I got something for him.”

  “What?”

  “A screaming girl.”

  She looked at the long sack lying on the floor.

  “You have a girl in this sack?”

  Somehow the way she asked this carried a lot of threat.

  “I want to speak to the Jew,” repeated Ketch.

  The woman turned her head to one side and rapped on the wooden wall behind her. She spoke into a small circular brass grille.

  “Mr Sharp? A moment of your time, please.”

  The dark lenses turned to look at him again. The silence was unbearable. He had to fill it.

  “Man in The Three Cripples said as how the Jew would pay for screaming girls.”

  The gold ring caught the lamplight as the black gloves flexed open and then clenched tight again, as if she were containing something.

  “So you’ve come to sell a girl?”

  “At the right price.”

  Her smile was tight and showed no teeth. Her voice remained icily polite.

  “There are those who would say any price is the wrong one. The good Mr Wilberforce’s bill abolished slavery nearly forty years ago, did it not?”

  Ketch had set out on a simple errand: he had something to sell and had heard of a likely buyer. True, he’d felt a little like a Resurrection Man skulking through the fog with a girl on his shoulder, but she was no corpse and he was no body-snatcher. And now this woman was asking questions that were confusing that simple thing. When life was straightforward, Bill Ketch sailed through it on smooth waters. When it became complicated he became confused, and when he became confused, anger blew in like a storm, and when he became angry, fists and boots flew until the world was stomped flat and simple again.

  “I don’t know nothing about a Wilberforce. I want to speak to the Jew,” he grunted.

  “And why do you think the Jew wants a girl? By which I mean: what do you think the Jew wants to do with her?” she asked, the words as taut and measured as her smile.

  “What he does is none of my business.”

  He shrugged and hid his own bunched fists deep in the pockets of his coat.

  Her words cracked sharply across the table like a whiplash.

  “But what you think you are doing by selling this girl is mine. Answer the question!”

  This abrupt change of tone stung him and made him bang the table and lurch towards her, face like a thundercloud.

  “No man tells Bill Ketch what to do, and sure as hell’s hinges no damn woman does neither! I want to see the bloody Jew and by God—”

  The wall next to her seemed to blur open and shut and a man burst through, slicing across the room so fast that he outpaced Ketch’s eyes, leaving a smear of midnight blue and flashing steel as he came straight over the table in a swirl of coat-tails that ended in a sudden and dangerous pricking sensation against his Adam’s apple.

  The eyes that had added him up through the judas hole now stared into him across a gap bridged by eighteen inches of razor-sharp steel. The long blade was held at exactly the right pressure to stop him doing anything life-threatening, like moving. Indeed, just swallowing would seem to be an act of suicide.

  “By any god, you shall not take one step further forward, Mr…”

  The eyes swept over his face, searching, reading it.

  “Mr Ketch, is it? Mr William Ketch…?”

  He leaned in and Ketch, frozen, watched his nostrils flare as he appeared to smell him. The midnight blue that the man was dressed in seemed to absorb even more light than the woman’s black dress. He wore a knee-length riding coat cut tight to his body, beneath which was a double-breasted leather waistcoat of exactly the same hue, as were the shirt and tightly knotted silk stock he wore around his neck. The only break in the colour of his clothing was the brown of hi
s soft leather riding boots.

  His hair was also of the darkest brown, as were his thick and well-shaped eyebrows, and his eyes, when Ketch met them, were startlingly … unexpected.

  Looking into them Ketch felt, for a moment, giddy and excited. The eyes were not just one brown, not even some of the browns: they were all the browns. It was as if he was looking into a swirl of autumn leaves tumbling happily in the golden sunlight of a blazing Indian summer.

  One look into the tawny glamour in those eyes and Ketch forgot the blade at his throat.

  One look into those eyes and the anger was gone and all was simple again.

  One look into those eyes and Bill Ketch was confusingly and irrevocably in something as close to love as to make no difference.

  The man must have seen this because the blade did something fast and complicated and disappeared beneath the skirts of his coat as he reached forward, gripped Ketch by both shoulders and pulled him close, sniffing him again and then raising an eyebrow in surprise, before pushing him back and smiling at him like an old friend.

  “He is everything he appears to be, and no more,” he said over his shoulder.

  The woman stepped forward.

  “You are sure?”

  “I thought I smelled something on the air as he knocked, but it didn’t come in with him. I may have been mistaken. The river is full of stink at high tide.”

  “So you are sure?” she repeated.

  “As sure as I am that you will never tire of asking me that particular question,” said the man.

  “‘Measure twice, cut once’ is a habit that has served me well enough since I was old enough to think,” she said flatly, “and it has kept this house safe for much longer than that.”

  “Are you the Jew?” said Ketch. His voice squeaked a little as he spoke, so happy was he feeling, bathed in the warmth of the handsome young man’s open smile.

  “I do not have that honour,” he replied.

  The woman appeared at the man’s shoulder.