Pantheocide

by Stuart Slade

  There was a long hesitation. “He has obeyed my wishes?” There was an ominous roll in the thunder and the lightning flickered. Still white Michael-Lan thought. We’ll have to change that.

  “Would Uriel-Lan, thy sword and spear, do any less? He has killed humans. Some, anyway.”

  There was suspicion and doubt in the thunder that rolled around the hall and Michael noted the Seraphim were unobtrusively drifting away. It helped to have six wings, it made motion so much less obvious. “But the human cities are laid waste? Their inhabitants and all that live therein dead, their very souls snuffed from existence?”

  Now that was a good question. Michael rolled the question around in his mind. He doubted Uriel actually snuffed out souls, in his mind it was more probable he simply sent them somewhere else. There were, after all, enough places to send them to. “The cities, well, yes. I suppose so. Depends how we define cities I suppose.”

  “What do you mean Michael-Lan?” The clouds were gathering ominously, the lightning flickering more strongly as the clouds of incense roiled and flowed.

  “Human cities have changed a lot, Oh nameless one, Lord and God of all. They’re quite a bit bigger now but Uriel doesn’t seem to have realized that. He stays in the areas where the settlements are few in number and poorly inhabited. But Uriel-Lan has done his best in the area he stays. I believe he has extinguished a few hundreds of humans.”

  That did it. To Michael’s delight, multi-colored lightning bolts flashed and ricocheted off the walls, sending showers of pristine diamond flakes spiraling through the air. The Seraphim gave up any hope of discretion and dived for cover. Thunder crashed, its echoes rolling down the wide, straight boulevards that divided The Eternal City into its mathematically-precise blocks, shaking the great sheaths of semi-precious stone that formed the walls of the palaces glittering in the clear white light. The Ishim scurried down the alabaster streets, the more astute getting the message that Michael-Lan was making another war report. A few, secretly in their minds, half-hiding the thought even from themselves, wondered why Yahweh had started this war if the news upset him so much. Elohim and Malachim looked down upon the lowly Ishim but the crashing of thunder persuaded them that there was, perhaps, purpose in the disorder.

  “A few hundred? He has achieved nothing!”

  ” Oh nameless one, Lord and God of all, Uriel-Lan has done well given there are so few to snuff out in the are that he resides. Why he will not go to richer pastures, I do not know.” Because if he does, the humans will put a cap in his ass thought Michael, but no need to say that The Michael squeezed himself even flatter to the floor because a large chunk of diamond had splintered off the wall and just missed his head. He risked a look up, Yahweh was glaring across the throne room, furious that his sublime delight had been ruined so abruptly. Michael knew from long experience what he was thinking and the word ‘treason figured prominently.

  ” One Above All Others, he must have good reason. After all, there are none who would dare claim that Uriel-Lan’s loyalty is any less than my own. Surely he is the most devoted of thy servants. Perhaps he needs a little encouragement?”

  “Then send him a message that it is my divine will that he enter the realms of our greatest enemies.” Yahweh hesitated for a second. “Who are they by the way?”

  Michael thought for a second. It was an interesting question, one that had many answers depending on the interpretation of the words greatest and enemy. He decided that the best possible translation was ‘the ones who stood best chance of killing Uriel-Lan.’ It had to be humans, in the world here in Heaven, a direct assassination attempt would probably fail and regardless of the outcome, all his plans would be revealed. Uriel was Yahweh’s greatest weapon, one that could be turned on his enemies in the Eternal City just as easily as on anybody else. Uriel was too loyal and too deadly to live. Getting rid of him had to be the humans. “The Americans, Oh nameless one, Lord and God of all. They are thy greatest enemy.”

  “Then order Uriel to attack their greatest city. Without further delay.”

  That’s a message that will get through as “The boss wants you to take out an American city. No hurry, in your own time. Michael-Lan rose and backed out of the throne room, bumping into an Erelim stone-mason as he did so.

  “You had to go and do it didn’t you.” The Erelim sounded bitter as he surveyed the chipped and battered walls. “I’d just got the place fixed up after your last report.”

  Michael looked sympathetically at him and slipped him a small package of cocaine. Then he slapped the mason on the back. “Look on it as job security,” he said comfortingly as he went on his way to meet with Uriel.

  Chapter Eight

  Air Crash Investigation Group, Wright-Paterson AFB, Dayton, Ohio, February 2009

  “Well, look at that.” It was more the level of bafflement in the speaker’s voice that drew attention than the words themselves.

  “What’s the matter Rich?” Gail Claiborne looked up from the X-ray pictures of a wing spar she’d been studying.

  “I’ve been listening to the contents of the cockpit voice recorder tapes from Blue-861.” Doctor Rich Arden was using words loosely here. In this case, “listening to” meant hearing the words certainly, but also studying the oscilloscope readings and examining the various tracks the system had recorded. It was a much more complex subject than it sounded and outsiders only guessed at the wealth of information the tapes contained.

  “Did the pilot say anything?”

  “Apart from some fascinating obscenities as his plane disintegrated, not really. Russian’s a good language for swearing. The really curious bit is elsewhere. Come and have a look.”

  Gail walked over to Arden’s work area and pulled up a stool. “Show me maestro.” Before getting into this line of work, Rich Arden had been the road manager for a heavy metal rock band and his stories of the escapades he and his group had got up to were legendary. They had also resulted in his nickname (and flight callsign) ‘Maestro’.

  “So, we have the cockpit flight recorder tapes and we play them. Nothing very interesting in the words so lets take them out.” He manipulated the computer controls and the speech pattern of the pilot flying the ill-fated Blue-861 were removed. “Now, what we have left is the cockpit background noise.”

  “What’s that?” Gail put her finger on a spike a split second before Blue-861 had fallen apart in mid-air.

  “Now that’s what I asked. There were two ways of looking at this, one was to start eliminating known sounds, air flow, engine noise, radar sound-effects and so on. The other was to get a cockpit take from a flying Su-35, eliminate speech from it and use that as a template. Fortunately the Russians sent us copies of the cockpit flight recorder tapes from Blue-863 as well and I eliminated the pilot’s speech and got a clean trace of the cockpit noise. So I subtracted that trace from the message of Blue-861 and lookee here.”

  “Oh my.” Gail was stunned. “Well, look at that.”

  “Now somebody else is going to say ‘What’s the matter Gail?’ and I’ll have to go through the whole thing again.” Arden looked around catching one of the investigators with his mouth half open. The investigator in question promptly looked guilty and tried to hide behind his equipment. The rest of the room had been covertly listening, more in hopes of hearing a new heavy metal band story than anything else. “No? Well, we have something here that I don’t think has ever been recorded before. Want to have a look?”

  Arden’s work area filled up as the investigators crowded around to look at the display. The green line left on it was remarkable. The baseline showed a small amount of grass, random noise that couldn’t be predicted or ever quite eliminated but the spike that was left had, quite definitely never been seen before. It was a straight line, up and down.

  “There’s no sidebands, no resonance, no echoes nothing.” Gail’s voice was awed. “It’s a completely pure note.”

  “That’s right. Every musical note there has ever been has been mixed up
with all sorts of distortions. Look at them using this equipment and it’s a ragged peak. It goes up in a jagged line, there’s a plateau at the top that shows cyclic variations and it goes down in a jagged line. Then there’s side-bands and resonances at different frequencies. Lots of them. All the energy transmitted in the note is spread across the area under that line, dispersed, weakened and generally dissipated. Even so, sound’s got a lot of punch, we broke things with it quite regularly.”

  “Like theater manager’s hearts?”

  “Those too, although most of them deserved it. Some of them never even read the contract, hence the no-green-jellybean rule. Anyway, that’s not the case here. The sound is one perfect pulse. Straight up, point, straight down. A perfectly pure note and all the energy is concentrated in that note. Talk about a slam, the energy here,” he tapped the screen with a switchblade, “is incredible. This thing, its coherent sound. It’s the sonic equivalent of a laser and I’d guess that its just as destructive. It’s got about as much resemblance to a musical note as a high-powered laser has to a flashlight.”

  “And the walls came tumbling down.” Gail spoke almost dreamily.

  “Sure. Sound travels faster, the denser the medium is. In air, this thing shook an Su-35 apart and tumbled the gyros on two missiles. What it would do if transmitted in water or rock, we can only guess. A lot of we-wish-that-hadn’t-happened would be my guess.”

  “Write all this up.” Doctor Peptuck, the team leader, spoke sharply. “Write it up in as much detail as possible. The brass need to know about this as quickly as possible.”

  Conference Room, Fort Detrick, Maryland, USA, February 2009

  “You’re quite sure about this?” Another investigation, another place, same disbelief mixed with a tinge of fear.

  “Of course.” Connor MacLeod was quite emphatic. “It helped that we knew we were dealing with inhalation anthrax and that gave us a baseline to work from. It also gave us a puzzle to answer. Why were so few people showing symptoms? If anthrax spores had been dumped over an inhabited area, a high proportion of the population would be dead or dying and there is no cure for inhalation anthrax. We can immunize, and it looks like we might have to, but we can’t cure. And yet the death toll was a few here, a few there, a disproportionate number on military bases yet even there only a handful. As information came in from all over, that was the worldwide pattern. A few dead, isolated infections. Unprecedented.”

  “And it was this Baines guy who gave you the answer?”

  “In a way, yes. DIMO(N) were interested of course and Baines knows Revelations and all the derivative material intimately. Unhealthily intimately in my opinion, but he’s the best we’ve got for tracking down this sort of thing. He pointed out that Revelations contains the following prophecy. ‘Then I heard a loud voice from the temple, saying to the seven angels, Go and pour out on the earth the seven bowls of the wrath of God. So the first angel went and poured out his bowl on the earth; and it became a loathsome and malignant sore on the people who had the mark of the beast and who worshiped his image.’ Well, anybody who has seen people dying of anthrax knows the ulceration is certainly loathsome and malignant so that fitted. That left us with trying to work out what the mark of the beast was.

  “We started out by thinking that it was poetic or descriptive and was a reverse truth. In other words, we thought it was the writers assuming, not that the disease was infecting people with a particular characteristic but that everybody who was infected was assumed to have the mark of the beast. You know, the old line, ‘they must have done something bad to deserve it.’ But that didn’t correspond to the infection patterns, nowhere close. So we had to think that there was something about these people that made them vulnerable to the disease. That led us to ask what the mark of the beast could be. You know why sensitives are sensitive?”

  “Because they are nephilim, they are descendants of humans who mated with the Baldricks.”

  “Exactly, and they retain a tiny amount of Baldrick DNA in their make-up and that makes them detectable to the Baldricks and capable of pushing messages the other way. The more Baldrick they have in their DNA, the more effective they are as sensitives. The odder they are as well by the way. With computers and our own transmission equipment, we can boost those contacts to the point where we can open portals. Now, doesn’t having Baldrick ancestry sound like ‘the mark of the beast’ to you?”

  “And so you compared lists?”

  “Of course. With our own list, the congruence was perfect. All the reported anthrax infections we had have been people we identified as Nephilim. They’re sick and pretty much all of them are going to die. Our portal engineering capability has been hit hard, I’d guess that about a third of our sensitives are dead or dying. The same picture is emerging worldwide but there’s an interesting little side-note. It’s pretty obvious from the infection pattern that our allies are not telling us about all the Nephilim they found.”

  “Oh.” The word was filled with emphasis.

  “Exactly. I would say that, while they are all contributing to the main portal engineering program we run on behalf of everybody, they all have their own national programs as well. From these lists, I would say that Russia, China, Britain, France, Germany, Japan, India, Israel and Singapore are all running their own portal program and have kept back some of their sensitives, probably the best ones, for that program.”

  “I think that’s very likely.” Team Leader Chris O’Farrell sounded more than slightly amused by the idea.

  Connor MacLeod looked at him sharply for a moment and then the implication sank in. “And we’re doing the same?”

  “Of course. Have you noticed that kitten and all the other really top-rank sensitives aren’t on the sick-list? We’ve got them tucked safely away. Navy’s doing a lot of work, they’re refitting Enterprise right now to generate her own portals. Can you imagine that as a naval tactic? Got some anti-ship missiles coming in? Easy. Open a portal, step through and close it. Then, wait a few minutes, open another and reappear a few dozen miles away. Or open a portal over and enemy city and drop a nuclear device through it. The possibilities are endless. Anyway, back to the anthrax. So, the enemy has developed an anthrax derivative that only infects Nephilim. That’s a hell of a genetic engineering achievement. Are really they that good?”

  “Well, that’s what we thought. This was a new strain of anthrax bred especially for this attack and that’s a scary level of biological warfare capability.” Both men looked grim, nobody knew better than the workers at Fort Detrick just how dangerous biological warfare could be. “Anyway, we got samples of the anthrax bacillus from the casualties and had a look at it. We started off on the wrong foot, thinking this was a new variant and that wasted a day or so. Have you heard of mitochondrial dating?”

  O’Farrell shook his head.

  “Well, basically mitochondrial DNA doesn’t change. It does mutate at a known rate but it doesn’t change. So, we can track the age of a sample as compared with its baseline by noting the number of changes. It’s a bit like counting tree rings in a way. We got a surprise, the samples we have showed a lot of changes. That meant either the samples were a long way down the line from our baseline or our baseline was a long way down the line from our samples. Normally, we’d take the second possibility because we don’t get things from the future but nothing’s taken for granted these days.

  “Now, anthrax is a very old disease, its possible it’s one of the oldest still-extant diseases. There’s anthrax spores been found in the wrappings of Egyptian mummies and there’s even a theory that the so-called curse of the Pharaohs is the result of inhaling those spores. Anyway, we got some spores from the Egyptians, ran the tests and guess what, they’re a lot closer to the samples from our victims than our baseline is. So, this isn’t a new variant, it’s a very old one, one even older than the Egyptian baseline.

  “Norman Baines has suggested its possible that anthrax was a disease specifically intended to kill nephilim and its s
pread amongst humans and animals is a result of a mutation. He’s got the theory that sometime in the past there was a concerted effort, presumably by Heaven, to kill off the nephilim. That would explain why they are so rare. But, be that as it may, I think we have a handle on the first of these so-called ‘Bowls of Wrath’. Oh, by the way, there’s an upside to all this; since this is a very old variant of anthrax, possibly the original variant, our antibiotics should work fairly well against it.

  “Very well, I’ll send all this information back. It looks like Bayer is going to make itself another fortune.”

  Bacup Police Station, Bacup, Lancashire.

  Inspector Kate Langley looked up from her desk towards the metal bucket that was catching the leak in her office roof. It was hard to concentrate on her paperwork with that infernal noise going on all the time, the sooner they moved into the new police station and out of this rickety Victorian relic the better. A knock at the door brought her back to the present.

  “Ma’m, there’s been a serious landslide at the top of the town.” Sergeant Parrish said gravely. “Looks like several houses have been buried. Our mobiles, the fire service, ambulance and Civil Defence Corps are already on the way.”

  Langley stood up, reflexively taking her revolver out of the desk drawer and grabbing her yellow fluorescent jacket and hat. “Right, Sergeant, get as many bodies out there as you can and put a call to H.Q for assistance. We’ll need all the help we can get.

  “I’m going to head out there myself to take charge; I’ll need you to coordinate things from here.”

  “Not a problem, Ma’m; I’ll get Sergeant Beck to go with you.” Parrish replied.

  The scene that greeted Inspector Langley and Sergeant Beck on their arrival at the landslide was one of utter devastation. It looked like half of the hillside had simply given way and had come crashing down on a quiet residential street, smashing it to rubble. Where there had once been houses, trees and grass there was now nothing but black, glutinous mud.