Pygmalion and Three Other Plays (Barnes & Noble Classics Series)

by George Bernard Shaw

  —George Bernard Shaw: His Plays (1905)

  A. B. Walkley

  In perfect innocence Mr. Shaw puts his apology into the mouth of one of the people in Major Barbara. “Andrew, this is not the place for making speeches”; and Andrew replies, “I know no other way of expressing myself.” Exactly! Here is a dramatist who knows no other way of expressing himself in drama than the essentially undramatic way of speech-making. He never knew any other way, but in his earlier plays he did make an effort to conceal the fact. In his earlier plays there was some pretence of dramatic form, unity, coherence. In Major Barbara there is none.

  —Drama and Life (1907)

  The Nation

  “The Doctor’s Dilemma”—the nature of the dilemma need not be specified here—is one long tirade against the medical profession. The supposed indictment is fortified by reckless misstatement, gross exaggeration, unscrupulous pleading, suppression of the truth, malicious suggestion, and dogmatic assertion. Occasional instances of maltreatment are quoted as general examples. A quasi-scientific gloss is imparted to fluent nonsense by the use of technical phraseology. In his preface he coolly writes: “I deal with the subject as an economist, a politician, and a citizen, exercising my common sense,” common sense being the one quality of which his fallacious illustrations are conspicuously devoid. He does not explain why an economist or a politician should be an infallible judge of medical ethics, practice, and ability. Never were methods more unscientific than those which he employs. Unfortunately the adroitness of his whimsical humor often distracts attention from his own malpractice. He does not always talk pernicious rubbish. His advocacy of sunshine and soap, for instance, as sanitary agents, is perfectly sound. But his wise edicts are mere platitudes. Some of his conclusions are indisputable, but when he points out the way to reform he shatters his pretence of being an economist. He ruins his case by his unjust perversity, dishonesty, and egotism. But his humorous caricatures of different types of physicians and surgeons are delicious, as is his possibly unintended exposure of the humbug of the so-called “artistic temperament” in the person of the fascinating rascal Dubedat. Mr. Shaw knows something about shams.

  —March 30, 1911

  The Drama

  A new book by George Bernard Shaw is always hailed by a multitude of readers; even the worst of the Shaw of today is so much better than the best of many writers that the bookbuyer’s enthusiasm will not be seriously dampened by Heartbreak House. It is probably the worst of Shaw....

  For the characters are not typical, and the situations are often absurd. The workmanship is frequently slipshod, not in the old way which was Mr. Shaw’s clever flouting of conventional technique, but in pure carelessness. In some cases one smarts from the unadulterated theatrical hoakum.

  —November 1919

  James Agate

  If a man can be partaker of God’s theatre, he shall likewise be partaker of God’s rest, says Bacon. But if truth be the thing which Shaw will have most, rest is that which he will have not at all. If we will be partakers of Shaw’s theatre we must be prepared to be partakers of his fierce unrest.

  But then no thinker would ever desire to lay up any other reward. When Whitman writes: “I have said that the soul is not more than the body, And I have said that the body is not more than the soul, And nothing, not God, is greater to one than oneself is,” we must either assent or dissent. Simply to cry out “Whitmanesque!” is no way out of the difficulty. When Ibsen writes a play to prove that building happy homes for happy human beings is not the highest peak of human endeavour, leaving us to find out what higher summit there may be, he intends us to use our brains. It is beside the point to cry out “How like Ibsen!” Heartbreak House is a restatement of these two themes. You have to get Ibsen thoroughly in mind if you are not to find the Zeppelin at the end of Shaw’s play merely monstrous. It has already destroyed the people who achieve; it is to come again to lighten the talkers’ darkness, and at the peril of all the happy homes in the neighbourhood.You will do well to keep Whitman in mind when you hear the old sea-captain bellowing with a thousand different intonations and qualities of emphasis: Be yourself, do not sleep. I do not mean, of course, that Shaw had these two themes actually in mind when he set about this rather maundering, Tchekovian rhapsody. But they have long been part of his mental make-up, and he cannot escape them or their implications. The difficulty seems to be in the implications. Is a man to persist in being himself if that self runs counter to God or the interests of parish, nation, the community at large? The characters in this play are nearer to apes and goats than to men and women. Shall they nevertheless persist in being themselves, or shall they pray to be Zeppelin-destroyed and born again? The tragedy of the women is the very ordinary one of having married the wrong man. But all these men—liars and humbugs, ineffectual, hysterical, neurasthenic—are wrong men. The play, in so far as it has a material plot, is an affair of grotesque and horrid accouplements It is monstrous for the young girl to mate in any natural sense with a, superficially considered, rather disgusting old man. Shall she take him in the spirit as a spiritual mate? Shaw holds that she shall, and that in the theater even spiritual truth shall prevail over formal prettiness.

  —Alarums and Excursions (1922)

  QUESTIONS

  1. Shaw was an active member of the Fabian Society, a reformist, quasi-socialist organization. Do you see evidence of this affiliation in the plays in this volume?

  2. . Consider Shaw’s treatment of strong-minded, unconventional young women. Do they seem real flesh and blood, or mere mouthpieces for Shaw’s ideas? What do you make of their usual association with older men?

  3. What are the most common butts of Shaw’s humor?

  4. Do you feel that the primary effect of Shaw’s prefaces is to illuminate the plays? What else do they do?

  5. Shaw is a notorious polemicist. But are the endings of these four plays polemical? Do they make a point or argue a cause in an unequivocal way? Or are they ambiguous, suggestive rather than explicit?

  FOR FURTHER READING

  WORKS BY SHAW

  Collected Plays with Their Prefaces: Vols. 1-7. Edited by Dan H. Laurence. New York: Dodd, Mead, 1975.

  The Collected Screenplays of Bernard Shaw. Edited by Bernard F. Dukore. Athens: University of Georgia Press, 1980.

  Collected Letters. Edited by Dan H. Laurence. Vol. 1, 1874-1897, New York: Dodd, Mead, 1965; Vol. 2, 1898-1910, New York: Dodd, Mead, 1972; Vol. 3, 1911—1925, New York: Viking Press, 1985; Vol. 4, 1926-1950. New York: Viking Press, 1988.

  The Drama Observed. Edited by Bernard F. Dukore. Vol. 1 : 1880—1895; Vol. 2:1895—1897; Vol. 3:1897-1911;Vol. 4:1911—1950. University Park: Pennsylvania State University Press, 1993. An invaluable collection of all Shaw’s writings about theater.

  Shaw’s Music: The Complete Musical Criticism in Three Volumes. Edited by Dan H. Laurence. Vol. I:1876-1890; Vol. 2:1890—1893; Vol. 3:1893-1850. New York: Dodd, Mead, 1981.

  BIOGRAPHY

  Ervine, St. John G. Bernard Shaw: His Life, Work, and Friends. New York: William Morrow, 1956. The most sympathetic and fair biography of Shaw.

  Henderson, Archibald. George Bernard Shaw: Man of the Century. New York: Appleton-Century-Crofts, 1956.

  Holroyd, Michael. Bernard Shaw, Vol. 1, 1856-1898: The Search for Love, New York: Random House, 1988. Bernard Shaw, Vol. 2, 1898-1918: The Pursuit of Power. New York: Random House, 1989. Bernard Shaw, Vol. 3, 1918-1950 : The Lure of Fantasy. New York: Random House, 1991. Bernard Shaw, Vol. 4, 1950-1991: The Last Laugh. New York: Random House, 1992. The most detailed and comprehensive biography. A condensed version is available: Bernard Shaw: The One- Volume Definitive Edition. New York: Random House, 1998.

  Shaw, George Bernard. Interviews and Recollections. Edited by A. M. Gibbs. Iowa City: University of Iowa Press, 1990. An indispensable record of first-hand personal views of and by Shaw.

  CRITICAL WORKS

  Bentley, Eric. Bernard Shaw. New York: New Directions, 1947.
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br />   Berst, Charles A. Bernard Shaw and the Art of Drama. Champaign-Urbana: University of Illinois Press, 1973.

  Bertolini, John A. The Playwrighting Self of Bernard Shaw. Carbon-dale and Edwardsville: University of Southern Illinois Press, 1991.

  Crompton, Louis. Shaw the Dramatist. Lincoln: University of Nebraska Press, 1969.

  Dukore, Bernard. Shaw’s Theatre. Gainesville: University Press of Florida, 2000.

  Evans, T. F., ed. Shaw: The Critical Heritage. London: Routledge, 1976.

  Gibbs, A. M. The Art and Mind of Shaw. New York: Macmillan, 1983.

  Gordon, David J. Bernard Shaw and the Comic Sublime. New York: St. Martin’s Press, 1990.

  Holroyd, Michael, ed. The Genius of Shaw. New York: Holt, Rine hart and Winston, 1979.

  Meisel, Martin. Shaw and the Nineteenth-Century Theater. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 1963. A brilliant and delightful account of Shaw’s relationship to the theater of his youth.

  Morgan, Margery M. The Shavian Playground. London: Methuen, 1972.

  Shaw: The Annual of Bernard Shaw Studies: Vols. 1-22 successive. General editors: Stanley Weintraub, Fred D. Crawford, Gale K. Larson. University Park: Pennsylvania State University Press, 1981-2003.

  Turco, Alfred, Jr. Shaw’s Moral Vision. Ithaca, NY: Cornell University Press, 1976.

  Valency, Maurice. The Cart and the Trumpet. New York: Oxford University Press, 1973.

  Watson, Barbara Bellow. A Shavian Guide to the Intelligent Woman. New York: W. W. Norton, 1972. Still the best case for Shaw as a feminist.

  Wisenthal, J. L. The Marriage of Contraries. Cambridge, MA: Har vard University Press, 1974.

  a Leader of a heresy (belief contrary to orthodox tenets of a religion).

  b German publisher of American and British literature (including Shaw).

  c Viewpoint¡ outlook (German).

  d Pun on an actual spinal pathology, Pott’s disease.

  e One who vaunts the worth of the male gender.

  f That is, the question of whether women are morally superior to men.

  g Quotation from Shakespeare’s Henry V (act 4, scene 1).

  h English translation: Beyond Good and Evil (1886).

  i Shaw borrows F. J. Wilson’s term for the morbid dwelling on Christ’s suffering.

  j john S. Stuart-Glennie (1832—1909?) was a Scots writer and historian; English historian Henry Thomas Buckle (1821—1862) is the author of History of Civilization in England.

  k In later editions Shaw added here “of my acquaintance,” after he had become friends with Stuart-Glennie.

  l Dives is Latin for “rich”; Shaw is referring to the biblical story of Lazarus and the Rich Man (see Luke 16:19-31).

  m Reference to Aymerigot Marcel, governor of Aloise, described in Chronicles, an account of the HundredYears’ War by Jean Froissart (1333?-c. 1405).

  n Prince Pyotr Kropotkin (1842-192 1), Russian geographer and anarchist.

  o Reference to The Works of Geoffrey Chaucer (1896), beautifully illustrated by English painter Edward Burne-Jones and printed by William Morris (English artist and founder of Kelmscott Press); this edition of Chaucer’s works represents aestheticism.

  p By leaping (Latin).

  q English poet ( 1612- 1680); author of the long satirical poem Hudibras, mentioned below.

  r Indifference to religion; as charged against the Laodiceans in the Bible, Revelation 3:14—22.

  s Reference to English poet Thomas Hood’s “The Song of the Shirt” (1843), which laments the hard laboring lives of seamstresses.

  t American thinker and economist (1839-1897), whose 1884 London lecture on society and economics led Shaw into socialism.

  u That is, Doctor Haggage in Charles Dickens’s Little Dorrit (1855-1857), a novel that Shaw considered an indictment of capitalism.

  v Persistent debt collectors.

  w T. Henry Howard, Salvation Army chief of staff (1912—1919).

  x British colonial trading posts were run by factors, or agents, and thus were called factories.

  y Bishops of the Church of England, when sitting as a ruling body.

  z Reference to Russian writer Maxim Gorky (pen name of Aleksey Peshkov, 1868-1936).

  aa Shaw refers to the unsuccessful Russian Revolution of 1905.

  ab Distributors of charity.

  ac Between Alfonso XIII of Spain and Victoria Eugénie, granddaughter of Queen Victoria, on May 31, 1906.

  ad Reference to Spanish anarchist Mateo Morral, who threw a bomb at King Alfonso XIII’s wedding party and later committed suicide.

  ae An explosive.

  af Nikolai Bobrikov (1839-1904), Vyacheslav Plehve (1846-1904), and Sergei Alexandrovich Romanov (1857-1905) were Russian officials assassinated by revolutionaries.

  ag Reference to Jose Nakens, editor of the revolutionary newspaper E1 Motin, who provided temporary refuge for Morral (see note on page 37).

  ah Reference to George William Foote (1850-1915), a passionate opponent of orthodox Christianity.

  ai Laborers who perform the dangerous work of coupling and uncoupling railway cars.

  aj Tory and Whig are the names of political parties that are, respectively, conservative and liberal.

  ak Joking name, in typical British humor, for a large cannon of the Royal Arsenal Woolwich in London.

  al That is, King’s College of Cambridge University.

  am Ruler of Turkey.

  an Saint Andrew Undershaft is a church in London.

  ao That is, a member of a Christian sect other than the Church of England.

  ap Particular religion supported financially by the state.

  aq Benches.

  ar Snobby is named after a well-known Chartist, James Bronterre O‘Brien (1805-1864); Chartists were nineteenth-century English political reformers who advocated for the working classes.

  as Snobby quotes the Bible (see Joshua 9:21, King James Version) to disdain mere manual laborers.

  at Diluted milk.

  au That is, heart.

  av Nervous, discarded, and rejected as incurable by the hospital.

  aw That is, “all understanding”; Price is quoting from the Bible, Philippians 4:7: “The peace of God, which passeth all understanding” (KJV).

  ax “Mog” is a diminutive of Margaret; in subsequent editions, Shaw spelled Walker’s pronunciation more phonetically: “Ebbijem.”

  ay “Go on!”

  az Slaughterers of worn-out domestic animals, such as horses.

  ba Atheist.

  bb Something the cat would drink.

  bc One with the lowly job of scrubbing pots.

  bd That is, half.

  be That is, how.

  bf LIndershaft means that Barbara might find Methodism, a religion of the common people, appealing.

  bg Saint Simeon (c.390-459), called “Stylites” (pillar-dweller), spent the last thirty years of his life on a pillar (where, presumably, he could not wash easily).

  bh Seller of shoddy goods.

  bi That is, “I hadn’t just no show with him at all.”

  bj The Lord Mayor of London’s collection of donations in times of national need.

  bk Pubs owned by the breweries or distilleries that supply them.

  bl An explosive.

  bm Improvise a bass-line accompaniment.

  bn Italian composer Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor (1835), based on Sir Walter Scott’s novel The Bride of Lammermoor (1819).

  bo Barbara repeats Christ’s words of doubt just before He dies on the Cross (see the Bible, Matthew 27:46).

  bp The 1905 equivalent of a fast-food restaurant.

  bq British physician and philanthropist Thomas Barnardo (1845-1905) founded homes for orphaned and destitute children, which were known as Doctor Barnardo’s Homes.

  br In the House of Commons (Parliament’s lower house), the Treasury bench is the first row of seats on the right of the Speaker, where cabinet members sit.

  bs Caucuses are small councils withi
n a political party that determine party positions; leading articles are the leading editorials in newspapers.

  bt Primitive Methodists belong to a branch of the church that adheres more strictly to original Methodist doctrine.

  bu Group that looks to reason instead of to a supernatural being as the basis for moral behavior.

  bv pins, like bowling pins, used in the game of skittles.

  bw Quotation from Sonnet 16, “Cromwell, our chief of men” (lines 10-11), by English poet John Milton (1608-1674.).

  bx Wealthier members of a congregation could pay to have a regular seat.

  by Conservative organization founded in 1883; named for the presumed favorite flower of Benjamin Disraeli (see endnote 15.)

  bz Material waterproofed on one side.