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by Frances Garrood

  ‘Okay,’ I tell her. ‘I’ll go. Just this once, mind.’ I’m still smarting from Dad’s treatment of me. ‘I’m not making a habit of it.’

  ‘Thank you. And I won’t ask you again, I promise.’

  I set off the following morning in Mum’s car, feeling like Little Red Riding Hood, with my basket of eggs and cream (courtesy of Eric and Silas) and a casserole and a cake from Mum. Silas is desperate for me to take his whippet (‘see if he thinks it’s real, Ruth. I haven’t tried it on anyone new’) but whatever I feel about Dad, I wouldn’t go so far as to subject him to that.

  There are long delays on the motorway and a diversion, and the journey takes me twice as long as it normally would. When I arrive at my parents’ house, I am not in the best of humours.

  Neither is my father.

  ‘Your mother said you’d be here in time for lunch,’ he says, without preamble, as he whisks me through the front door (presumably so that prying neighbours are spared a glimpse of my shameful new shape). ‘Lunch is at one o’clock in this house, as you well know.’ There seems to be a lot of smoke, and a strong smell of burning. The smoke alarm is ringing merrily in the background.

  ‘Sorry. The roads were horrendous.’ I wipe my feet carefully on the doormat and make as though to kiss him, but he backs away as though fearing an attack, covertly eyeing my bump.

  ‘Well, the lunch is ruined now.’ He leads the way into the kitchen, and I resist the temptation to tell him that a delayed meal doesn’t have to be a burnt one.

  The kitchen table is laid for two, and on the side is a baking tray containing four sad little black smoking bundles.

  ‘What is — was it?’ I ask.

  ‘Sausages.’

  ‘Anything else?’

  ‘Mashed potato.’ He lifts the lid off a saucepan, revealing a grey viscous mass which could once have been potato. I also notice a recipe book opened at “Braised Sausages with Onion Gravy”. I decide that it would be pushing my luck to enquire about the gravy.

  ‘We could go to the pub?’ I suggest. ‘My treat.’

  Dad looks shocked.

  ‘You know my feelings about pubs, Ruth,’ he says. ‘Anyway, this food is perfectly edible. Waste not, want not.’ (This is one of his favourite mantras.)

  ‘We wouldn’t have to waste it. I could take it back with me for the pigs. They’d love it.’

  This is not the right thing to say, and I am given a short lecture on my lack of gratitude and my shortcomings as a guest.

  It is one of those meals where you have to concentrate all your energies on forcing the food down while trying hard to think of something else. As I swallow crunchy morsels of sausage (my father has contrived to burn them so thoroughly that there is barely any sausage at all remaining inside the crisp carbon shell) I try to imagine that they are pork scratchings, potato crisps, peanut brittle — anything crisp and delicious. Anything but burnt sausage. There is no alcohol to anaesthetise the taste buds, and the potato is if anything worse than the sausages. Mercifully, there is ketchup, and I smother my food with that.

  ‘I thought you didn’t like ketchup.’ Dad says.

  ‘Craving,’ I explain, patting my bump. ‘With some, it’s coal. With me, it’s ketchup.’ In a way it’s a pity I don’t crave coal, since burnt sausages might well be the next best thing.

  ‘No pudding, I’m afraid,’ Dad says, when we’ve finished. ‘I’m not much good at that sort of thing. But I’ve got some fruit.’ He produces a bowl with three freckled bananas and a rather tired bunch of grapes. There’s a fly sitting on the grapes (will there be flies on Eric’s Ark?). Dad shoos it away.

  ‘No thanks. I’m fine.’

  ‘Coffee, then?’

  ‘Coffee would be great.’

  As Dad fusses over cups and percolator, we make small talk: Dad’s allotment, the people at church, the weather.

  ‘And — your mother?’ he asks eventually. ‘How’s she?’

  ‘Fine, She’s fine.’

  ‘She should be here, you know. With me. That’s where she should be.’

  ‘Do you miss her?’

  ‘Miss her?’ Dad looks puzzled. ‘Well, yes. Of course I do. But it’s more than that. People — talk.’

  Ah yes. How could I forget? People talk.

  ‘I expect they’ll get over it.’

  ‘First — you, and now your mother,’ Dad continues, as though Mum and I have been playing a game of tug-of-war with his reputation. ‘It’s very difficult.’

  ‘It’s been difficult for all of us,’ I say evenly.

  ‘Has it? Has it really? You and your mother seem to be having a wonderful time cavorting about in the country.’

  ‘Actually, we’re working very hard.’

  ‘So you’ve got her working, have you? Looking after all of you? I bet you have. I should think Eric and Silas are delighted to have your mother running around after them.’

  ‘She’s not running around after anyone. She’s just doing her bit.’ I spoon sugar into my coffee. ‘We both are.’

  ‘So when’s she coming back?’

  ‘You’ll have to ask her that.’

  ‘Well, I’m asking you.’

  ‘Dad, I don’t know when she’s coming back. Mum’s a grown woman. She makes her own decisions.’

  ‘But she sent you here, didn’t she?’

  ‘She wanted to make sure you were okay.’

  ‘And what will you tell her?’

  ‘That you seem to be coping pretty well.’

  For I have a feeling that all is not as it seems. When I went to fetch milk from the fridge, I noticed half a shepherd’s pie neatly covered with cling film, a whole cooked chicken and what looked like a compote of dried fruit (so much for there being no pudding). Either Dad is a better cook than he lets on, in which case the burnt sausages were some kind of ruse, or he’s being fed by someone else.

  ‘You had a visitor,’ Dad says now.

  ‘A visitor? When?’

  ‘It must have been a couple of weeks ago. A man came looking for you.’

  ‘What sort of man?’

  ‘Big bearded chap. Looked a bit like a tramp. He said he was a friend of yours.’ Dad pours more coffee. ‘Carrying some kind of instrument. A trumpet or something.’

  ‘A trombone?’

  ‘Could be. It was in a case.’

  Amos! Dad has found Amos! Or rather, Amos has found Dad. I don’t have any other big bearded friends, and Amos never goes anywhere without his trombone. I remember that I once gave him my parents’ address, and he’s obviously kept it.

  ‘Oh Dad, that’s wonderful! What did he say? What did you tell him?’ I can hardly contain my excitement. ‘How did he seem? Was he well?’

  ‘I’ve no idea. I didn’t ask him. He appeared to be well enough. He was only here for a few minutes. Seemed to think you were abroad — a gap year, I think he said — and asked if we’d heard from you.’

  ‘You told him where I was, of course?’

  ‘I did no such thing. Chap looked most unsuitable.’

  ‘Someone came looking for me, and you didn’t tell him where I was?’

  ‘No. I just told him you’d gone away.’

  ‘So he could still think I’m abroad?’

  ‘Quite possibly.’

  ‘Dad, you had no right! You had no right to send him away without telling me!’

  ‘It’s not my responsibility to put you in touch with strangers who turn up on our doorstep. He could have been anyone.’

  I am so angry, I’m shaking. How could he? How could Dad have taken it upon himself to send Amos away like this?

  ‘You might at least have phoned me to let me know, then I could have decided what I wanted to do. Have you any idea what you’ve done?’

  ‘The responsible thing, I should hope.’

  ‘You’ve sent away the father of my child. That’s what you’ve done. I’ve been looking for him for weeks, and you’ve sent him away without even telling me!’

  ‘
Well, I’m telling you now.’

  ‘But it’s too late! How am I supposed to find him now? Did he leave an address?’

  ‘He said something about going abroad. Yes, I’m sure that was what it was. He said he was going on a cruise. It’s all right for some,’ he adds sourly, which is rich coming from Dad, who doesn’t approve of holidays, and certainly wouldn’t dream of going on a cruise himself. ‘Going on a cruise, when he has — responsibilities.’

  ‘He won’t be going on a cruise. He’ll be working on a cruise. He’s a musician. He has a living to earn. As for the responsibilities, he can hardly be accused of neglecting them if he doesn’t know anything about them, can he?’

  ‘You mean — you mean he doesn’t know about — about your condition?’

  ‘That’s exactly what I mean. And now he may never know, thanks to you.’

  ‘If you go around behaving like an alley cat, then you have only yourself to blame,’ Dad tells me. ‘Don’t you start blaming me.’

  ‘How dare you!’

  ‘The truth hurts, doesn’t it?’

  ‘I can’t believe you’re saying this! And you call yourself a Christian!’

  ‘It’s because I’m a Christian —’

  ‘No. No, Dad. You’re not a Christian. Christianity is about love and forgiveness and tolerance, and —’

  ‘If you’re such an expert, how did you manage to get yourself into this mess, Ruth? You tell me that.’

  ‘This is not a mess!’ I yell at him. ‘It’s a baby! My baby. And it’s your grandchild too. Like it or not. Nothing I say or do can change that. And if I’m trying to do the right thing by finding Amos and making some kind of life with him, then you should be with me, not against me.’

  ‘I think you should go, Ruth. Before you say something you regret.’ Dad gets up from his chair, and prepares to see me out. He is calm and unruffled, glowing with churchy self-righteousness, and at this moment, I really hate him. I can’t believe that a couple of hours ago I actually felt sorry for this lonely man and his burnt sausages; that I was touched by the promise (albeit unfulfilled) of onion gravy. Now, I can’t wait to be on my way.

  ‘Don’t bother to see me out,’ I tell him. ‘I know the way.’

  ‘That’s all right, then.’ He gives me the pitying look of one who is looking down on a sinner from the cosy perspective of the moral high ground. ‘Give my regards to your mother.’

  ‘You can give her your — regards — yourself.’ Regards? After forty years of marriage? No wonder poor Mum’s had enough. ‘And it might just help if you were to do the phoning from time to time, instead of leaving it all to her. If you want her back.’

  As a parting shot this is unworthy of me, and I experience a brief moment of shame. After all, Dad is on his own; he has no-one to complain to or take his side, for he’s got far too much pride to confide in anyone outside the family. On the other hand, he’s scuppered what I currently see as my one chance of happiness, for as far as Amos is concerned, I too could be anywhere. We could chase one another round the world until kingdom come, and never find each other. And since Amos was merely trying to look me up, probably on the off chance, and is unaware of the urgency of the situation, from now on, any real effort is going to have to come from me. By now, he has probably forgotten all about me, and is happily bobbing about on the ocean waves playing smoochy dance music to rich, over-fed tourists.

  On my return journey, a lorry driver winks at me as we stop alongside each other at traffic lights. He has a beard and a kindly face, and his big, capable-looking hands rest lightly on the steering wheel. He reminds me of Amos.

  I cry all the rest of the way back to Applegarth.

  CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

  When I arrive back, tired and disillusioned (I had set out willing to bury hatchets and offer at least one small olive branch), Mum is naturally anxious to know how things went.

  I am closely questioned as to the cleanliness of the house (not bad at all), the welfare of my father (ditto) and whether he is eating properly. I answer to the best of my ability, while trying to keep my tone positive.

  ‘I’m not sure about his cooking skills,’ I tell her, ‘but he’s certainly getting food from somewhere.’

  ‘You make him sound like a stray cat.’

  ‘Same kind of thing.’ I am entertained by the idea of Dad eating saucers of scraps left out on people’s doorsteps.

  ‘Really, Ruth!’

  ‘Sorry. But he’s missing you, and sends his love.’

  ‘Are you sure? Are you sure that’s what he said?’

  ‘Certain.’ After all, I can hardly pass on the chilly “regards” Dad wanted me to relay, and my little lie is unlikely to be discovered.

  Mum looks pleased.

  ‘Perhaps he’s coming round after all.’

  ‘Well, you were the one who left,’ I remind her.

  ‘Yes. But I meant coming round to the idea of you. And the baby.’

  ‘Well, I suppose he might be. But I wouldn’t count on it. Not yet, anyway.’ It would be unkind to raise her hopes. ‘You know Dad and his principles. It takes a lot to make him change his mind.’

  Mum sighs. ‘Well, I suppose there’s no hurry. Provided Eric and Silas don’t mind putting up with me.’

  ‘You know they love having you,’ I tell her. ‘So do I,’ I add, and find to my surprise that it’s true. It’s been good having Mum around, and while we’re not yet exactly confidantes, we’re becoming increasingly comfortable with each other.

  The following afternoon is a hen house afternoon, but there is no sign of Lazzo, whose turn it is to do hen house duty. Eric and Silas are out seeing a man about a pig and I was hoping to have a few uninterrupted hours of violin practice (Mum, needless to say, is having nothing to do with Virgins or hen houses). It is a warm for late October, and I am sitting in the garden rehearsing all the things I’d like to say to Dad (I’m still smarting from the Amos incident), when the phone rings. I run indoors to answer it. It is Blossom.

  Blossom on the telephone is something else. At least when you have her face to face, you can fill in some of the gaps by trying to interpret her expression, but listening to her disembodied voice is like trying to unscramble a foreign language.

  ‘Laz fitting,’ she says, without preamble.

  ‘What?’

  ‘Our Laz. Fitting.’

  ‘Fitting? Fitting what?’ Carpets? Soft furnishings? What is Blossom talking about?

  ‘Fitting. Like he does. You know.’

  ‘Oh. You mean Lazzo’s having fits?’

  ‘What I said, isn’t it?’

  ‘Is he okay?’

  ‘Course.’ Pause. ‘Won’t be coming in.’

  ‘Can you come then, Blossom? We’ve got a lot on.’

  ‘Can’t. Busy.’

  ‘Oh dear.’

  ‘Kaz coming instead.’

  ‘That’s kind of her.’

  ‘Not kind. Told her to.’

  ‘Oh. Right.’ I spare a thought for Kaz. Supervising pilgrimages is hardly compatible with Kaz’s professional calling and I open my mouth to say something appreciative, but Blossom has already rung off.

  Fifteen minutes later, Kaz arrives.

  I’m not quite sure what I was expecting, but whatever it might have been, Kaz isn’t it. She is amazingly like Blossom, and yet totally different, for while following her mother’s template, Kaz manages to be beautiful. It is as though someone had taken Blossom and airbrushed out her age and her imperfections, to make, literally, a new woman of her. The eyes which appear black and beady in Blossom, are dark and luminous in Kaz. Blossom’s small bony body becomes toned and celebrity slim in Kaz, and Blossom’s sharp features and pointed chin give an elfin, Peter Pan look to her daughter.

  That Kaz contrives to be beautiful is all the more astonishing since she appears to have gone out of her way to deface the gifts with which nature has endowed her. Her dyed-blonde hair is scraped back in an untidy ponytail, and a variety of studs and rings
pierce her eyebrows, ears and lips, while two tiny snakes are tattooed around her wrists. All this is set off with knee-length laced leather boots, a skimpy top and a faded denim skirt which just about covers her bottom. The effect is electric.

  ‘Sorry I’m late,’ Kaz says, giving me a radiant smile. ‘Bloody bike had a puncture. Laz was supposed to fix it, but he forgot. He’s a lazy bugger.’

  ‘Oh, that’s okay,’ I say weakly, trying to imagine how anyone can ride a bike in a skirt that short.

  ‘I’m Kaz,’ she says, unnecessarily.

  ‘Hi. Good to meet you.’

  ‘You must be Ruth.’

  ‘Yes. Yes, I am.’

  ‘Expecting, I see,’ remarks Kaz, patting my bump. ‘I was expecting once,’ she adds.

  ‘Oh. What hap— I mean, what did you do?’

  ‘The usual.’ Kaz sighs. ‘I couldn’t keep it. I hadn’t any money. Besides, Mum said she’d kill me if I had a baby. I was only fourteen.’

  ‘I thought Catholics were against abortion?’

  ‘They’re against murder, too, but that wouldn’t have stopped Mum from killing me. She’s what you might call a pick and choose Catholic. And she didn’t pick my baby.’

  ‘How did you feel about that?’

  ‘A bit sad, I suppose, but I was only a kid. And in our house, we do what our mum says. It makes life easier.’

  ‘I can imagine.’

  Kaz grins. ‘You don’t like Mum much, do you?’

  ‘Well ... she’s very good with the animals.’

  ‘Don’t worry. I don’t like her much, either.’

  ‘Then why do you live at home?’

  ‘I guess I’m too lazy to move out.’

  We both laugh. I’m warming to Kaz. She’s bright and funny, and unlike her mother and brother, she actually speaks in whole sentences.

  ‘Did she tell you about my work?’ Kaz asks.

  ‘Lazzo did mention something about it.’

  ‘Well, for the record, I’m not what you probably think. Mum thinks pole dancing is the same as lap dancing.’