The Randall Garrett Omnibus: Eleven SF Classics

by Randall Garrett

  "I would appreciate it, Mr. Tarnhorst,” Georges had said.

  "Carelessness. Just plain carelessness on the part of the workers. That is what has caused your rise in death rates. You people out here in the Belt have become too used to being in space. Familiarity breeds contempt, Mr. Alhamid.

  "Steps must be taken to curb that carelessness. I suggest a publicity campaign of some kind. The people must be thoroughly indoctrinated in safety procedures and warned against carelessness. Just a few months of schooling isn't enough, Mr. Alhamid. You've got to start pounding it into their heads early.

  "If you don't—” He shook his head. (He had grown used to doing so in low gravity by now.) “If the death rate isn't cut down, we shall have to raise the premium rates, and I don't know what will happen on the floor of the People's Congress. However, I think I can guarantee six months to a year before any steps are taken. That will give you time to launch your safety campaign. I'm certain that as soon as this carelessness is curbed, the claims will drop down to their former low point."

  "We'll certainly try that,” Alhamid had said heartily. “Thank you very much, Mr. Tarnhorst."

  When they had finally gone, Alhamid spoke to the governor.

  "That's that, Larry. You can bring it up at the next meeting of the Board of Governors. Get some kind of publicity campaign going. Plug safety. Tell ‘em carelessness is bad. It can't hurt anything and actually might help, who knows?"

  "What are you going to do at your end?"

  "What we should have done long ago: finance the insurance ourselves. For the next couple of years, we'll only make death claims to Earth for a part of the total. We'll pay off the rest ourselves. Then we'll tell ‘em we've brought the cost down so much that we can afford to do our own insurance financing.

  "We let this insurance thing ride too long, and it has damn near got us in a jam. We needed the income from Earth. We still could use it, but we need our independence more."

  "I second the motion,” the governor said fervently. “Look, suppose you come over to my place tonight, and we'll work out the details of this report. O.K.? Say at nine?"

  "Fine, Larry. I'll see you then."

  Alhamid went back to his office. He was met at the door by his secretary, who handed him a sealed envelope. “The Earthman left this here for you. He said you'd know what to do with it."

  Alhamid took the envelope and looked at the name on the outside. “Which Earthman?” he asked.

  "The young one,” she said, “the blond one."

  "It isn't even addressed to me,” Alhamid said with a note of puzzled speculation in his voice.

  "No. I noticed that. I told him he could send it straight to the school, but he said you would know how to handle it."

  Alhamid looked at the envelope again, and his eyes narrowed a little. “Call Captain St. Simon, will you? Tell him I would like to have him come to my office. Don't mention this letter; I don't want it breezed all over Pallas."

  It was nearly twenty minutes before St. Simon showed up. Alhamid handed him the envelope. “You have a message from your star pupil. For some reason, he wanted me to deliver it to you. I have a hunch you'll know what that reason is after you read it.” He grinned. “I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me when you find out. This Mr. Danley has worried me all along."

  St. Simon scowled at the envelope, then ripped off one end and took out the typed sheets. He read them carefully, then handed them over to Alhamid. “You'd better read this yourself, George."

  Georges Alhamid took the pages and began to read.

  Dear Captain St. Simon:

  I am addressing this to you rather than anyone else because I think you will understand more than anyone else. Captain Brand is a fine person, but I have never felt very much at ease with him. (I won't go into the psychological reasons that may exist, other than admit that my reasons are purely emotional. I don't honestly know how much they are based on his disfigurement.) Mr. Alhamid is almost a stranger to me. You are the only Belt man I feel I know well.

  First, I want to say that I honestly enjoyed our three months together. There were times when I could have cheerfully bashed your head in, I'll admit, but the experience has left me feeling more like a real human being, more like a person in my own right, than I have ever felt before in my life. Believe me, I appreciate it deeply. I know now that I can do things on my own without being dependent on the support of a team or a committee, and for that I am grateful.

  Tarnhorst has heard my report and accepted it. His report to the People's Congress will lay the entire blame for the death rate rise on individual carelessness rather than on any fault of management.

  I think, in the main, I am justified in making such a report to Tarnhorst, although I am fully aware that it is incomplete. I know that if I had told him the whole truth there would be a ruckus kicked up on Earth that would cause more trouble in the Belt than I'd care to think about. I'm sure you're as aware of the political situation as I am.

  You see, I know that anchor-setting could be made a great deal safer. I know that machines could be developed which would make the job so nearly automatic that the operator would never be exposed to any more danger than he would be in a ship on the Earth-Luna run. Perhaps that's a little exaggerated, but not much.

  What puzzled me was: Why? Why shouldn't the Companies build these machines if they were more efficient? Why should every Belt man defend the system as it was? Why should men risk their necks when they could demand better equipment? (I don't mean that the equipment presently used is poor; I just mean that full mechanization would do away with the present type of equipment and replace it with a different type.)

  Going through your course of instruction gave me the answer to that, even though I didn't take the full treatment.

  All my life, I've belonged to an organization of some kind-the team, the crew, whatever it might be. But the Team was everything, and I was recognized only as a member of the Team. I was a replaceable plug-in unit, not an individual in my own right. I don't know that I can explain the difference exactly, but it seems to me that the Team is something outside of which the individual has no existence, while the men of the Belt can form a team because they know that each member is self-sufficient in his own right.

  On Earth, we all depend on the Team, and, in the long run, that means that we are depending on each other-but none of us feels he can depend on himself. Every man hopes that, as a member of the Team, he will be saved from his own errors, his own failures. But he knows that everyone else is doing the same thing, and, deep down inside, he knows that they are not deserving of his reliance. So he puts his reliance in the Team, as if that were some sort of separate entity in itself, and had magical, infallible powers that were greater than the aggregate of the individuals that composed it.

  In a way, this is certainly so, since teamwork can accomplish things that mobs cannot do. But the Team is a failure if each member assumes that he, himself, is helpless and can do nothing, but that the Team will do it for him.

  Men who have gone through the Belt training program, men who have “space experience,” as you so euphemistically put it, are men who can form a real team, one that will get things done because each man knows he can rely on the others, not only as a team, but as individuals. But to mechanize the anchor-setting phase would destroy all that completely.

  I don't want to see that destroyed, because I have felt what it is to be a part of the Belt team, even though only a small and unreliable part. Actually, I know I was not and could never be a real member of that team, but I was and am proud to have scrimmaged with the team, and I'm glad to be able to sit on the side-lines and cheer even if I can't carry the ball. (It just occurred to me that those metaphors might be a little cloudy to you, since you don't have football in the Belt, but I think you see what I mean.) I imagine that most of the men who have no “space experience” feel the same way. They know they'd never make a go of it out in space, but they're happy to be water boys.

  I wis
h I could stay in the Belt. I'm enough of a spaceman to appreciate what it really is to be a member of a space society. But I also know that I'd never last. I'm not fitted for it, really. I've had a small taste of it, but I know I couldn't take a full dose. I've worked hard for the influence and security I have in my job, and I couldn't give it up. Maybe this brands me as a coward in your eyes, and maybe I am a coward, but that's the way I'm built. I hope you'll take that into account when you think of me.

  At any rate, I have done what I have done. On Earth, there are men who envy you and hate you, and there will be others who will try to destroy you, but I have done what I could to give you a chance to gain the strength you need to resist the encroachment of Earth's sickness.

  I have a feeling that Tarnhorst saw your greatness, too, although he'd never admit it, even to himself. Certainly something changed him during the last months, even though he doesn't realize it. He came out wanting to help-and by that, he meant help the common people against the “tyranny” of the Companies. He still wants to help the common people, but now he wants to do it through the Companies. The change is so subtle that he doesn't think he's changed at all, but I can see it.

  I don't deserve any thanks for what I have done. All I have done is repay you in the only way I knew how for what you have done for me. I may never see you again, captain, but I will always remember you. Please convey my warmest regards to Captain Brand and to Mr. Alhamid.

  Sincerely,

  Peter Danley

  * * * *

  Georges Alhamid handed the letter back to St. Simon. “There's your star pupil,” he said gently.

  St. Simon nodded. “The wise fool. The guy who's got sense enough to know that he isn't competent to do the job."

  "Did you notice that he waltzed all around the real reason for the anchor-setting program without quite hitting it?"

  St. Simon smiled humorlessly. “Sure. Notice the wording of the letter. He still thinks in terms of the Team, even when he's trying not to. He thinks we do this just to train men to have a real good Team Spirit. He can't see that that is only a very useful by-product."

  "How could he think otherwise?” Alhamid asked. “To him, or to Tarnhorst, the notion of deliberately tailoring a program so that it would kill off the fools and the incompetents, setting up a program that will deliberately destroy the men who are dangerous to society, would be horrifying. They would accuse us of being soulless butchers who had no respect for the dignity of the human soul."

  "We're not butchering anybody,” St. Simon objected. “Nobody is forced to go through two years of anchor setting. Nobody is forced to die. We're not running people into gas chambers or anything like that."

  "No; of course not. But would you expect an Earthman like Tarnhorst to see the difference? How could we explain to him that we have no objection to fools other than that we object to putting them in positions where they can harm others by their foolishness? Would you expect him to understand that we must have a method of eliminating those who are neither competent enough to be trusted with the lives of others nor wise enough to see that they are not competent? How would you tell him that the reason we send men out alone is so that if he destroys anyone by his foolishness-after we have taught him everything we know in the best way we know how-he will only destroy himself?"

  "I wouldn't even try,” St. Simon said. “There's an old saying that neither money, education, liquor, nor women ever made a fool of a man, they just give a born fool a chance to display his foolishness. Space ought to be added to that list."

  "Did you notice something else about that letter?” Alhamid asked. “I mean, the very fact that he wrote a letter instead of telling you personally?"

  "Sure. He didn't trust me. He was afraid I, or someone else, would dispose of him if we knew he knew our secret."

  "I think that's it,” Alhamid agreed. “He wanted to be safely away first."

  "Killing him would have brought down the biggest investigation the Earth Congress has launched since the crack-up of the Earth-Luna ship thirty years ago. Does he think we are fools?"

  "You can't blame him. He's been brought up that way, and three months of training isn't going to change him."

  St. Simon frowned. “Suppose he changes his mind? Suppose he tells Tarnhorst what he thinks?"

  "He won't. He's told his lie, and now he'll have to stick by it or lose his precious security. If he couldn't trade that for freedom, he sure isn't going to throw it away.” Alhamid grinned. “But can you imagine a guy thinking that anchor setting could be completely mechanized?"

  St. Simon grinned back. “I guess I'm not a very good teacher after all. I told him and told him and told him for three solid months that the job required judgment, but it evidently didn't sink in. He's got the heart of a romantic and the soul of an Earthman-a very bad combination."

  "He has my sympathy,” Alhamid said with feeling. “Now, about you. Your blue ticket still has three months to run, but I can't give you a class if you're only going to run through the first half of the course with them, and I don't have any more Earthmen for you to give special tutoring to. You have three choices: You can loaf with pay for three months; you can go back to space and get double pay for three months; or you can take a regular six-month class and get double pay for the last three months. Which'll it be?"

  St. Simon grinned widely. “I'm going to loaf until I get sick of it, then I'll go back to space and collect double pay for what's left of the three months. First off, I'm going to take a run over to Vesta. After that, who knows?"

  "I thought so. Most of you guys would stay out there forever if you didn't have to come back for supplies."

  St. Simon shook his head. “Nope. Not true. A man's got to come back every so often and get his feet on the ground. If you stay out there too long, you get to talking to yourself."

  * * * *

  An hour later, the spaceboat Nancy Bell lifted from the surface of Pallas and shot toward Vesta.

  "Jules, old cobblestone, we have just saved civilization."

  "Jawohl, Herr Hassenpfefferesser! Und now ve go to find das Maedchen, nicht war?"

  "Herr Professor Hassenpfefferesser to you, my boy."

  And then, all alone in his spaceboat, Captain Jules St. Simon burst into song:

  "Oh, I'm the cook and the captain, too, And the men of the Nancy's brig; The bosun tight, and the midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig!"

  And the Nancy Bell sped on toward Vesta and a rendevous with Eros.

  THROUGH TIME AND SPACE WITH BENEDICT BREADFRUIT

  #1

  On the ancient planet of Phogiu II, the natives were in a terrible tizzy. Their local god-a huge, intelligent lichen which covered a fifth of the habitable surface of Phogiu II, was dying. Naturally, they sent for Benedict Breadfruit. He took one look at the lichen and said: “It is obvious that the fungi part of this intelligent symbiotic organism is in good health. The other part, however—"

  He gave it a shot of vitamins and a chlorophyll pill. The Great Lichen immediately spruced up and began delivering its deep pronunciamentos with the proper punctilio.

  "What was wrong with it?” asked one of the natives.

  "Nothing serious,” said Benedict Breadfruit. “All it needed was an algae buttress."

  AFTER A FEW WORDS

  He settled himself comfortably in his seat, and carefully put the helmet on, pulling it down firmly until it was properly seated. For a moment, he could see nothing.

  Then his hand moved up and, with a flick of the wrist, lifted the visor. Ahead of him, in serried array, with lances erect and pennons flying, was the forward part of the column. Far ahead, he knew, were the Knights Templars, who had taken the advance. Behind the Templars rode the mailed knights of Brittany and Anjou. These were followed by King Guy of Jerusalem and the host of Poitou.

  He himself, Sir Robert de Bouain, was riding with the Norman and English troops, just behind the men of Poitou. Sir Robert turned slightly in his saddle. To his right, he could
see the brilliant red-and-gold banner of the lion-hearted Richard of England-gules, in pale three lions passant guardant or. Behind the standard-bearer, his great war horse moving with a steady, measured pace, his coronet of gold on his steel helm gleaming in the glaring desert sun, the lions of England on his firm-held shield, was the King himself.

  Further behind, the Knights Hospitallers protected the rear, guarding the column of the hosts of Christendom from harassment by the Bedouins.

  "By our Lady!” came a voice from his left. “Three days out from Acre, and the accursed Saracens still elude us."

  Sir Robert de Bouain twisted again in his saddle to look at the knight riding alongside him. Sir Gaeton de l'Arc-Tombé sat tall and straight in his saddle, his visor up, his blue eyes narrowed against the glare of the sun.

  Sir Robert's lips formed a smile. “They are not far off, Sir Gaeton. They have been following us. As we march parallel to the seacoast, so they have been marching with us in those hills to the east."

  "Like the jackals they are,” said Sir Gaeton. “They assail us from the rear, and they set up traps in our path ahead. Our spies tell us that the Turks lie ahead of us in countless numbers. And yet, they fear to face us in open battle."

  "Is it fear, or are they merely gathering their forces?"

  "Both,” said Sir Gaeton flatly. “They fear us, else they would not dally to amass so fearsome a force. If, as our informers tell us, there are uncounted Turks to the fore, and if, as we are aware, our rear is being dogged by the Bedouin and the black horsemen of Egypt, it would seem that Saladin has at hand more than enough to overcome us, were they all truly Christian knights."

  "Give them time. We must wait for their attack, sir knight. It were foolhardy to attempt to seek them in their own hills, and yet they must stop us. They will attack before we reach Jerusalem, fear not."