by Thomas Hardy
 I meant the enterprise, and not its stuff....
   I had no wish to fight, nor Alexander,
   But circumstance impaled us each on each;
   The Genius who outshapes my destinies
   Did all the rest! Had I but hit success,
   Imperial splendour would have worn a crown
   Unmatched in long-scrolled Time!... Well, leave that now.—
   What do they know about all this in Paris?
   MARIE LOUSE
   I cannot say. Black rumours fly and croak
   Like ravens through the streets, but come to me
   Thinned to the vague!—Occurrences in Spain
   Breed much disquiet with these other things.
   Marmont's defeat at Salamanca field
   Ploughed deep into men's brows. The cafes say
   Your troops must clear from Spain.
   NAPOLEON
   We'll see to that!
   I'll find a way to do a better thing;
   Though I must have another army first—
   Three hundred thousand quite. Fishes as good
   Swim in the sea as have come out of it.
   But to begin, we must make sure of France,
   Disclose ourselves to the good folk of Paris
   In daily outing as a family group,
   The type and model of domestic bliss
   [Which, by the way, we are]. And I intend,
   Also, to gild the dome of the Invalides
   In best gold leaf, and on a novel pattern.
   MARIE LOUISE
   To gild the dome, dear? Why?
   NAPOLEON
   To give them something
   To think about. They'll take to it like children,
   And argue in the cafes right and left
   On its artistic points.—So they'll forget
   The woes of Moscow.
   [A chamberlain-in-waiting announces supper. MARIE LOUISE and
   NAPOLEON go out. The room darkens and the scene closes.]
   ACT SECOND
   SCENE I
   THE PLAIN OF VITORIA
   [It is the eve of the longest day of the year; also the eve of the
   battle of Vitoria. The English army in the Peninsula, and their
   Spanish and Portuguese allies, are bivouacking on the western side
   of the Plain, about six miles from the town.
   On some high ground in the left mid-distance may be discerned the
   MARQUIS OF WELLINGTON'S tent, with GENERALS HILL, PICTON, PONSONBY,
   GRAHAM, and others of his staff, going in and out in consultation
   on the momentous event impending. Near the foreground are some
   hussars sitting round a fire, the evening being damp; their horses
   are picketed behind. In the immediate front of the scene are some
   troop-officers talking.]
   FIRST OFFICER
   This grateful rest of four-and-twenty hours
   Is priceless for our jaded soldiery;
   And we have reconnoitred largely, too;
   So the slow day will not have slipped in vain.
   SECOND OFFICER [looking towards the headquarter tent]
   By this time they must nearly have dotted down
   The methods of our master-stroke to-morrow:
   I have no clear conception of its plan,
   Even in its leading lines. What is decided?
   FIRST OFFICER
   There are outshaping three supreme attacks,
   As I decipher. Graham's on the left,
   To compass which he crosses the Zadorra,
   And turns the enemy's right. On our right, Hill
   Will start at once to storm the Puebla crests.
   The Chief himself, with us here in the centre,
   Will lead on by the bridges Tres-Puentes
   Over the ridge there, and the Mendoza bridge
   A little further up.—That's roughly it;
   But much and wide discretionary power
   Is left the generals all.
   [The officers walk away, and the stillness increases, so the
   conversation at the hussars' bivouac, a few yards further back,
   becomes noticeable.]
   SERGEANT YOUNG
   I wonder, I wonder how Stourcastle is looking this summer night, and
   all the old folks there!
   SECOND HUSSAR
   You was born there, I think I've heard ye say, Sergeant?
   SERGEANT YOUNG
   I was. And though I ought not to say it, as father and mother are
   living there still, 'tis a dull place at times. Now Budmouth-Regis
   was exactly to my taste when we were there with the Court that
   summer, and the King and Queen a-wambling about among us like the
   most everyday old man and woman you ever see. Yes, there was plenty
   going on, and only a pretty step from home. Altogether we had a
   fine time!
   THIRD HUSSAR
   You walked with a girl there for some weeks, Sergeant, if my memory
   serves?
   SERGEANT YOUNG
   I did. And a pretty girl 'a was. But nothing came on't. A month
   afore we struck camp she married a tallow-chandler's dipper of Little
   Nicholas Lane. I was a good deal upset about it at the time. But
   one gets over things!
   SECOND HUSSAR
   'Twas a low taste in the hussy, come to that.—Howsomever, I agree
   about Budmouth. I never had pleasanter times than when we lay there.
   You had a song on it, Sergeant, in them days, if I don't mistake?
   SERGEANT YOUNG
   I had; and have still. 'Twas made up when we left by our bandmaster
   that used to conduct in front of Gloucester Lodge at the King's Mess
   every afternoon.
   [The Sergeant is silent for a minute, then suddenly bursts into
   melody.]
   SONG "BUDMOUTH DEARS"
   I
   When we lay where Budmouth Beach is,
   O, the girls were fresh as peaches,
   With their tall and tossing figures and their eyes of blue
   and brown!
   And our hearts would ache with longing
   As we paced from our sing-songing,
   With a smart CLINK! CLINK! up the Esplanade and down
   II
   They distracted and delayed us
   By the pleasant pranks they played us,
   And what marvel, then, if troopers, even of regiments of renown,
   On whom flashed those eyes divine, O,
   Should forget the countersign, O,
   As we tore CLINK! CLINK! back to camp above the town.
   III
   Do they miss us much, I wonder,
   Now that war has swept us sunder,
   And we roam from where the faces smile to where the faces frown?
   And no more behold the features
   Of the fair fantastic creatures,
   And no more CLINK! CLINK! past the parlours of the town?
   IV
   Shall we once again there meet them?
   Falter fond attempts to greet them?
   Will the gay sling-jacket glow again beside the muslin gown?—
   Will they archly quiz and con us
   With a sideways glance upon us,
   While our spurs CLINK! CLINK! up the Esplanade and down?
   [Applause from the other hussars. More songs are sung, the night
   gets darker, the fires go out, and the camp sleeps.]
   SCENE II
   THE SAME, FROM THE PUEBLA HEIGHTS
   [It is now day; but a summer fog pervades the prospect. Behind
   the fog is heard the roll of bass and tenor drums and the clash
   of cymbals, with notes of the popular march "The Downfall of Paris."
   By degrees the fog lifts, and the Plain is disclosed. From this
   elevation, gazing north, the expanse looks like the palm of a
   monstrous right hand, a little
 hollowed, some half-dozen miles
   across, wherein the ball of the thumb is roughly represented by
   heights to the east, on which the French centre has gathered; the
   "Mount of Mars" and the "Moon" [the opposite side of the palm] by
   the position of the English on the left or west of the plain;
   and the "Line of Life" by the Zadorra, an unfordable river running
   from the town down the plain, and dropping out of it through a
   pass in the Puebla Heights to the south, just beneath our point
   of observation—that is to say, toward the wrist of the supposed
   hand. The left of the English army under GRAHAM would occupy the
   "mounts" at the base of the fingers; while the bent finger-tips
   might represent the Cantabrian Hills beyond the plain to the north
   or back of the scene.
   From the aforesaid stony crests of Puebla the white town and
   church towers of Vitoria can be descried on a slope to the right-
   rear of the field of battle. A warm rain succeeds the fog for a
   short while, bringing up the fragrant scents from fields, vineyards,
   and gardens, now in the full leafage of June.]
   DUMB SHOW
   All the English forces converge forward—that is, eastwardly—the
   centre over the ridges, the right through the Pass to the south, the
   left down the Bilbao road on the north-west, the bands of the divers
   regiments striking up the same quick march, "The Downfall of Paris."
   SPIRIT OF THE YEARS
   You see the scene. And yet you see it not.
   What do you notice now?
   There immediately is shown visually the electric state of mind that
   animates WELLINGTON, GRAHAM, HILL, KEMPT, PICTON, COLVILLE, and other
   responsible ones on the British side; and on the French KING JOSEPH
   stationary on the hill overlooking his own centre, and surrounded by
   a numerous staff that includes his adviser MARSHAL JOURDAN, with,
   far away in the field, GAZAN, D'ERLON, REILLE, and other marshals.
   This vision, resembling as a whole the interior of a beating brain
   lit by phosphorescence, in an instant fades back to normal.
   Anon we see the English hussars with their flying pelisses galloping
   across the Zadorra on one of the Tres-Puentes in the midst of the
   field, as had been planned, the English lines in the foreground under
   HILL pushing the enemy up the slopes; and far in the distance, to the
   left of Vitoria, whiffs of grey smoke followed by low rumbles show
   that the left of the English army under GRAHAM is pushing on there.
   Bridge after bridge of the half-dozen over the Zadorra is crossed by
   the British; and WELLINGTON, in the centre with PICTON, seeing the
   hill and village of Arinez in front of him [eastward] to be weakly
   held, carries the regiments of the seventh and third divisions in a
   quick run towards it. Supported by the hussars, they ultimately
   fight their way to the top, in a chaos of smoke, flame, and booming
   echoes, loud-voiced PICTON, in an old blue coat and round hat,
   swearing as he goes.
   Meanwhile the French who are opposed to the English right, in the
   foreground, have been turned by HILL; the heights are all abandoned,
   and the columns fall back in a confused throng by the road to
   Vitoria, hard pressed by the British, who capture abandoned guns
   amid indescribable tumult, till the French make a stand in front
   of the town.
   SPIRIT OF THE PITIES
   What's toward in the distance?—say!
   SEMICHORUS I OF RUMOURS [aerial music]
   Fitfully flash strange sights there; yea,
   Unwonted spectacles of sweat and scare
   Behind the French, that make a stand
   With eighty cannon, match in hand.—
   Upon the highway from the town to rear
   An eddy of distraction reigns,
   Where lumbering treasure, baggage-trains,
   Padding pedestrians, haze the atmosphere.
   SEMICHORUS II
   Men, women, and their children fly,
   And when the English over-high
   Direct their death-bolts, on this billowy throng
   Alight the too far-ranging balls,
   Wringing out piteous shrieks and calls
   From the pale mob, in monotones loud and long.
   SEMICHORUS I
   To leftward of the distant din
   Reille meantime has been driven in
   By Graham's measure overmastering might.—
   Henceforward, masses of the foe
   Withdraw, and, firing as they go,
   Pass rightwise from the cockpit out of sight.
   CHORUS
   The sunset slants an ochreous shine
   Upon the English knapsacked line,
   Whose glistering bayonets incline
   As bends the hot pursuit across the plain;
   And tardily behind them goes
   Too many a mournful load of those
   Found wound-weak; while with stealthy crawl,
   As silence wraps the rear of all,
   Cloaked creatures of the starlight strip the slain.
   SCENE III
   THE SAME. THE ROAD FROM THE TOWN
   [With the going down of the sun the English army finds itself in
   complete possession of the mass of waggons and carriages distantly
   beheld from the rear—laden with pictures, treasure, flour,
   vegetables, furniture, finery, parrots, monkeys, and women—most
   of the male sojourners in the town having taken to their heels
   and disappeared across the fields.
   The road is choked with these vehicles, the women they carry
   including wives, mistresses, actresses, dancers, nuns, and
   prostitutes, which struggle through droves of oxen, sheep, goats,
   horses, asses, and mules— a Noah's-ark of living creatures in
   one vast procession.
   There enters rapidly in front of this throng a carriage containing
   KING JOSEPH BONAPARTE and an attendant, followed by another vehicle
   with luggage.]
   JOSEPH [inside carriage]
   The bare unblinking truth hereon is this:
   The Englishry are a pursuing army,
   And we a flying brothel! See our men—
   They leave their guns to save their mistresses!
   [The carriage is fired upon from outside the scene. The KING leaps
   from the vehicle and mounts a horse.
   Enter at full gallop from the left CAPTAIN WYNDHAM and a detachment
   of the Tenth Hussars in chase of the King's carriage; and from the
   right a troop of French dragoons, who engage with the hussars and
   hinder pursuit. Exit KING JOSEPH on horseback; afterwards the
   hussars and dragoons go out fighting.
   The British infantry enter irregularly, led by a sergeant of the
   Eighty-seventh, mockingly carrying MARSHAL JOURDAN'S baton. The
   crowd recedes. The soldiers ransack the King's carriages, cut
   from their frames canvases by Murillo, Velasquez, and Zurbaran,
   and use them as package-wrappers, throwing the papers and archives
   into the road.
   They next go to a waggon in the background, which contains a large
   chest. Some of the soldiers burst it with a crash. It is full of
   money, which rolls into the road. The soldiers begin scrambling,
   but are restored to order; and they march on.
   Enter more companies of infantry, out of control of their officers,
   who are running behind. They see the dollar
s, and take up the
   scramble for them; next ransacking other waggons and abstracting
   therefrom uniforms, ladies raiment, jewels, plate, wines, and
   spirits.
   Some array them in the finery, and one soldier puts on a diamond
   necklace; others load themselves with the money still lying about
   the road. It begins to rain, and a private who has lost his kit
   cuts a hole in the middle of a deframed old master, and, putting
   it over his head, wears it as a poncho.
   Enter WELLINGTON and others, grimy and perspiring.]
   FIRST OFFICER
   The men are plundering in all directions!
   WELLINGTON
   Let 'em. They've striven long and gallantly.
   —What documents do I see lying there?
   SECOND OFFICER [examining]
   The archives of King Joseph's court, my lord;
   His correspondence, too, with Bonaparte.
   WELLINGTON
   We must examine it. It may have use.
   [Another company of soldiers enters, dragging some equipages that
   have lost their horses by the traces being cut. The carriages
   contain ladies, who shriek and weep at finding themselves captives.]
   What women bring they there?
   THIRD OFFICER
   Mixed sorts, my lord.
   The wives of many young French officers,
   The mistresses of more—in male attire.
   Yon elegant hussar is one, to wit;
   She so disguised is of a Spanish house,—
   One of the general's loves.
   WELLINGTON
   Well, pack them off
   To-morrow to Pamplona, as you can;
   We've neither list nor leisure for their charms.
   By God, I never saw so many wh—-s
   In all my life before!
   [Exeunt WELLINGTON, officers, and infantry. A soldier enters with
   his arm round a lady in rich costume.]
   SOLDIER
   We must be married, my dear.
   LADY [not knowing his language]
   Anything, sir, if you'll spare my life!
   SOLDIER
   There's neither parson nor clerk here. But that don't matter—hey?
   LADY
   Anything, sir, if you'll spare my life!
   SOLDIER
   And if we've got to unmarry at cockcrow, why, so be it—hey?
   LADY
   Anything, sir, if you'll spare my life!
   SOLDIER
   A sensible 'ooman, whatever it is she says; that I can see by her
   pretty face. Come along then, my dear. There'll be no bones broke,
   and we'll take our lot with Christian resignation.
   [Exeunt soldier and lady. The crowd thins away as darkness closes