Lucy Maud Montgomery

by Anne of Green Gables (v5)

  ‘Well, well, let us have breakfast,’ interrupted Marilla. ‘I must say, Anne, I don’t think you needed the dress; but since Matthew has got it for you, see that you take good care of it. There’s a hair ribbon Mrs Lynde left for you. It’s brown, to match the dress. Come now, sit in.’

  ‘I don’t see how I’m going to eat breakfast,’ said Anne rapturously. ‘Breakfast seems so commonplace at such an exciting moment. I’d rather feast my eyes on that dress. I’m so glad that puffed sleeves are still fashionable. It did seem to me that I’d never get over it if they went out before I had a dress with them. I’d never have felt quite satisfied, you see. It was lovely of Mrs Lynde to give me the ribbon, too. I feel that I ought to be a very good girl indeed. It’s at times like this I’m sorry I’m not a model little girl; and I always resolve that I will be in future. But somehow it’s hard to carry out your resolutions when irresistible temptations come. Still, I really will make an extra effort after this.’

  When the commonplace breakfast was over Diana appeared, crossing the white log bridge in the hollow, a gay little figure in crimson ulster. Anne flew down the slope to meet her.

  ‘Merry Christmas, Diana! And oh, it’s a wonderful Christmas. I’ve something splendid to show you. Matthew has given me the loveliest dress, with such sleeves. I couldn’t even imagine any nicer.’

  ‘I’ve got something more for you,’ said Diana breathlessly. ‘Here — this box. Aunt Josephine sent us out a big box with ever so many things in it — and this is for you. I’d have brought it over last night, but it didn’t come until after dark, and I never feel very comfortable coming through the Haunted Wood in the dark now.’

  Anne opened the box and peeped in. First a card with ‘For the Anne-girl and Merry Christmas,’ written on it; and then, a pair of the daintiest little kid slippers, with beaded toes and satin bows and glistening buckles.

  ‘Oh,’ said Anne. ‘Diana, this is too much. I must be dreaming.’

  ‘ I call it providential,’ said Diana. ‘You won’t have to borrow Ruby’s slippers now, and that’s a blessing, for they’re two sizes too big for you, and it would be awful to hear a fairy shuffling. Josie Pye would be delighted. Mind you, Rob Wright went home with Gertie Pye from the practice night before last. Did you ever hear anything equal to that?’

  All the Avonlea scholars were in a fever of excitement that day, for the hall had to be decorated and a last grand rehearsal held.

  The concert came off in the evening and was a pronounced success. The little hall was crowded; all the performers did excellently well, but Anne was the bright particular star of the occasion, as even envy, in the shape of Josie Pye, dared not deny.

  ‘Oh, hasn’t it been a brilliant evening?’ sighed Anne, when it was all over and she and Diana were walking home together under a dark, starry sky.

  ‘Everything went off very well,’ said Diana practically. ‘I guess we must have made as much as ten dollars. Mind you, Mr Allan is going to send an account of it to the Charlottetown papers.’

  ‘Oh, Diana, will we really see our names in print? It makes me thrill to think of it. Your solo was perfectly elegant, Diana. I felt prouder than you did when it was encored. I just said to myself, “It is my dear bosom friend who is so honoured.”’

  ‘Well, your recitations just brought down the house, Anne. That sad one was simply splendid.’

  ‘Oh, I was so nervous, Diana. When Mr Allan called out my name I really cannot tell how I ever got up on that platform. I felt as if a million eyes were looking at me and through me, and for one dreadful moment I was sure I couldn’t begin at all. Then I thought of my lovely puffed sleeves and took courage. I knew that I must live up to those sleeves, Diana. So I started in, and my voice seemed to be coming from ever so far away. I just felt like a parrot. It’s providential that I practised those recitations so often up in the garret, or I’d never have been able to get through. Did I groan all right?’

  ‘Yes, indeed, you groaned lovely,’ assured Diana.

  ‘I saw old Mrs Sloane wiping away tears when I sat down. It was splendid to think I had touched somebody’s heart. It’s so romantic to take part in a concert, isn’t it? Oh, it’s been a very memorable occasion indeed.’

  ‘Wasn’t the boys’ dialogue fine?’ said Diana. ‘Gilbert Blythe was just splendid. Anne, I do think it’s awful mean the way you treat Gil. Wait till I tell you. When you ran off the platform after the fairy dialogue one of your roses fell out of your hair. I saw Gil pick it up and put it in his breast-pocket. There now. You’re so romantic that I’m sure you ought to be pleased at that.’

  ‘It’s nothing to me what that person does,’ said Anne loftily. ‘I simply never waste a thought on him, Diana.’

  That night Marilla and Matthew, who had been out to a concert for the first time in twenty years, sat for a while by the kitchen fire after Anne had gone to bed.

  ‘Well now, I guess our Anne did as well as any of them,’ said Matthew proudly.

  ‘Yes, she did,’ admitted Marilla. ‘She’s a bright child, Matthew. And she looked real nice, too. I’ve been kind of opposed to this concert scheme, but I suppose there’s no real harm in it after all. Anyhow, I was proud of Anne tonight, although I’m not going to tell her so.’

  ‘Well now, I was proud of her and I did tell her so ’fore she went upstairs,’ said Matthew. ‘We must see what we can do for her some of these days, Marilla. I guess she’ll need something more than Avonlea school by and by.’

  ‘There’s time enough to think of that,’ said Marilla. ‘She’s only thirteen in March. Though tonight it struck me she was growing quite a big girl. Mrs Lynde made that dress a mite too long, and it makes Anne look so tall. She’s quick to learn and I guess the best thing we can do for her will be to send her to Queen’s after a spell. But nothing need be said about that for a year or two yet.’

  ‘Well now, it’ll do no harm to be thinking it over off and on,’ said Matthew. ‘Things like that are all the better for lots of thinking over.’

  26

  The Story Club is Formed

  Junior Avonlea found it hard to settle down to humdrum existence again. To Anne in particular things seemed fearfully flat, stale, and unprofitable after the goblet of excitement she had been sipping for weeks. Could she go back to the former quiet pleasures of those faraway days before the concert? At first, as she told Diana, she did not really think she could.

  ‘I’m positively certain, Diana, that life can never be quite the same again as it was in those olden days,’ she said mournfully, as if referring to a period of at least fifty years back. ‘Perhaps after a while I’ll get used to it, but I’m afraid concerts spoil people for everyday life. I suppose that is why Mar illa disapproves of them. Mar illa is such a sensible woman. It must be a great deal better to be sensible; but still, I don’t believe I’d really want to be a sensible person, because they are so unromantic. Mrs Lynde says there is no danger of my ever being one, but you can never tell. I feel just now that I may grow up to be sensible yet. But perhaps that is only because I’m tired. I simply couldn’t sleep last night for ever so long. I just lay awake and imagined the concert over and over again. That’s one splendid thing about such affairs — it’s so lovely to look back to them.’

  Eventually, however, Avonlea school slipped back into its old groove, and took up its old interests. To be sure, the concert left traces. Ruby Gillis and Emma White, who had quarrelled over a point of precedence in their platform seats, no longer sat at the same desk, and a promising friendship of three years was broken up. Josie Pye and Julia Bell did not ‘speak’ for three months, because Josie Pye had told Bessie Wright that Julia Bell’s bow when she got up to recite made her think of a chicken jerking its head, and Bessie told Julia. None of the Sloanes would have any dealings with the Bells, because the Bells had declared that the Sloanes had too much to do in the programme, and the Sloanes had retorted that the Bells were not capable of doing the little they had to do properly. Finally, Charl
ie Sloane fought Moody Spurgeon MacPherson, because Moody Spurgeon had said that Anne Shirley put on airs about her recitations, and Moody Spurgeon was ‘licked’; consequently Moody Spurgeon’s sister, Ella May, would not ‘speak’ to Anne Shirley all the rest of the winter. With the exception of these trifling frictions, work in Miss Stacy’s little kingdom went on with regularity and smoothness.

  The winter weeks slipped by. It was an unusually mild winter, with so little snow that Anne and Diana could go to school nearly every day by way of the Birch Path. On Anne’s birthday they were tripping lightly down it, keeping eyes and ears alert amid all their chatter, for Miss Stacy had told them that they must soon write a composition on A Winter’s Walk in the Woods’, and it behoved them to be observant.

  ‘Just think, Diana, I’m thirteen years old today,’ remarked Anne in an awed voice. ‘I can scarcely realize that I’m in my teens. When I woke this morning it seemed to me that everything must be different. You’ve been thirteen for a month, so I suppose it doesn’t seem such a novelty to you as it does to me. It makes life seem so much more interesting. In two more years I’ll be really grown up. It’s a great comfort to think that I’ll be able to use big words then without being laughed at.’

  ‘Ruby Gillis says she means to have a beau as soon as she’s fifteen,’ said Diana.

  ‘Ruby Gillis thinks of nothing but beaux,’ said Anne disdainfully. ‘She’s actually delighted when any one writes her name up in a take-notice for all she pretends to be so mad. But I’m afraid that is an uncharitable speech. Mrs Allan says we should never make uncharitable speeches; but they do slip out so often before you think, don’t they? I simply can’t talk about Josie Pye without making an uncharitable speech, so I never mention her at all. You may have noticed that. I’m trying to be as much like Mrs Allan as I possibly can, for I think she’s perfect. Mr Allan thinks so too. Mrs Lynde says he just worships the ground she treads on and she doesn’t really think it right for a minister to set his affections so much on a mortal being. But then, Diana, even ministers are human and have their besetting sins just like everybody else. I had such an interesting talk with Mrs Allan about besetting sins last Sunday afternoon. There are just a few things it’s proper to talk about on Sundays, and that is one of them. My besetting sin is imagining too much and forgetting my duties. I’m striving very hard to overcome it and now that I’m really thirteen perhaps I’ll get on better.’

  ‘In four more years we’ll be able to put our hair up,’ said Diana. Alice Bell is only sixteen and she is wearing hers up, but I think that’s ridiculous. I shall wait until I’m seventeen.’

  ‘If I had Alice Bell’s crooked nose,’ said Anne decidedly, ‘I wouldn’t — but there! I won’t say what I was going to because it was extremely uncharitable. Besides, I was comparing it with my own nose and that’s vanity. I’m afraid I think too much about my nose ever since I heard that compliment about it long ago. It really is a great comfort to me. Oh, Diana, look, there’s a rabbit. That’s something to remember for our woods composition. I really think the woods are just as lovely in winter as in summer. They’re so white and still, as if they were asleep and dreaming pretty dreams.’

  ‘I won’t mind writing that composition when its time comes,’ sighed Diana. ‘I can manage to write about the woods, but the one we’re to hand in Monday is terrible. The idea of Miss Stacy telling us to write a story out of our own heads!’

  ‘Why, it’s as easy as wink,’ said Anne.

  ‘It’s easy for you because you have an imagination,’ retorted Diana, ‘but what would you do if you had been born without one? I suppose you have your composition all done?’

  Anne nodded, trying hard not to look virtuously complacent and failing miserably.

  ‘I wrote it last Monday evening. It’s called “The Jealous Rival: or, In Death not Divided”. I read it to Marilla and she said it was stuff and nonsense. Then I read it to Matthew and he said it was fine. That is the kind of critic I like. It’s a sad, sweet story. I just cried like a child while I was writing it. It’s about two beautiful maidens called Cordelia Montmorency and Geraldine Seymour who lived in the same village and were devotedly attached to each other. Cordelia was a real brunette with a coronet of midnight hair and duskly flashing eyes. Geraldine was a queenly blonde with hair like spun gold and velvety purple eyes.’

  ‘I never saw anybody with purple eyes,’ said Diana dubiously.

  ‘Neither did I. I just imagined them. I wanted something out of the common. Geraldine had an alabaster brow, too. I’ve found out what an alabaster brow is. That is one of the advantages of being thirteen. You know so much more than you did when you were only twelve.’

  ‘Well, what became of Cordelia and Geraldine?’ asked Diana, who was beginning to feel rather interested in their fate.

  ‘They grew in beauty side by side until they were sixteen. Then Bertram De Vere came to their native village and fell in love with the fair Geraldine. He saved her life when her horse ran away with her in a carriage, and she fainted in his arms and he carried her home three miles; because, you understand, the carriage was all smashed up. I found it rather hard to imagine the proposal because I had no experience to go by. I asked Ruby Gillis if she knew anything about how men proposed because I thought she’d likely be an authority on the subject, having so many sisters married. Ruby told me she was hid in the hall pantry when Malcolm Andrews proposed to her sister Susan. She said Malcolm told Susan that his dad had given him the farm in his own name and then said, “What do you say, darling pet, if we get hitched this fall?” And Susan said, “Yes — no — I don’t know — let me see” — and there they were, engaged as quick as that. But I didn’t think that sort of a proposal was a very romantic one, so in the end I had to imagine it out as well as I could. I made it very flowery and poetical and Bertram went on his knees, although Ruby Gillis says it isn’t done nowadays. Geraldine accepted him in a speech a page long. I can tell you I took a lot of trouble with that speech. I rewrote it five times and I look upon it as my masterpiece. Bertram gave her a diamond ring and a ruby necklace and told her they would go to Europe for a wedding tour, for he was immensely wealthy. But then, alas, shadows began to darken over their path. Cordelia was secretly in love with Bertram herself and when Geraldine told her about the engagement she was simply furious, especially when she saw the necklace and the diamond ring. All her affection for Geraldine turned to bitter hate and she vowed that she should never marry Bertram. But she pretended to be Geraldine’s friend the same as ever. One evening they were standing on the bridge over a rushing turbulent stream and Cordelia, thinking they were alone, pushed Geraldine over the brink with a wild, mocking, “Ha, ha, ha”. But Bertram saw it all and he at once plunged into the current, exclaiming, “I will save thee, my peerless Geraldine”. But alas, he had forgotten he couldn’t swim, and they were both drowned, clasped in each other’s arms. Their bodies were washed ashore soon afterwards. They were buried in the one grave and their funeral was most imposing, Diana. It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. As for Cordelia, she went insane with remorse and was shut up ina lunatic asylum. I thought that was a poetical retribution for her crime.’

  ‘How perfectly lovely,’ sighed Diana, who belonged to Matthew’s school of critics. ‘I don’t see how you can make up such thrilling things out of your own head, Anne. I wish my imagination was as good as yours.’

  ‘It would be if you’d only cultivate it,’ said Anne cheeringly. ‘I’ve just thought of a plan, Diana. Let you and I have a story club all our own and write stories for practice. I’ll help you along until you can do them by yourself. You ought to cultivate your imagination, you know. Miss Stacy says so. Only we must take the right way. I told her about the Haunted Wood, but she said we went the wrong way about it in that.’

  This was how the story club came into existence. It was limited to Diana and Anne at first, but soon it was extended to include Jane Andrews and Ruby Gillis and one or
two others who felt that their imaginations needed cultivating. No boys were allowed in it — although Ruby Gillis opined that their admission would make it more exciting — and each member had to produce one story a week.

  ‘It’s extremely interesting,’ Anne told Marilla. ‘Each girl has to read her story out loud and then we talk it over. We are going to keep them all sacredly and have them to read to our descendants. We each write under a nom de plume. Mine is Rosamond Montmorency. All the girls do pretty well. Ruby Gillis is rather sentimental. She puts too much love-making into her stories and you know too much is worse than too little. Jane never puts any because she says it makes her feel so silly, when she has to read it out aloud. Jane’s stories are extremely sensible. Then Diana puts too many murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn’t know what to do with the people, so she kills them off to get rid of them. I mostly always have to tell them what to write about, but that isn’t hard, for I’ve millions of ideas.’

  ‘I think this story-writing business is the foolishest yet,’ scoffed Marilla. ‘You’ll get a pack of nonsense into your heads and waste time that should be put on your lessons. Reading stories is bad enough but writing them is worse.’

  ‘But we’re so careful to put a moral into them all, Marilla,’ explained Anne. ‘I insist upon that. All the good people are rewarded and all the bad ones are suitably punished. I’m sure that must have a wholesome effect. The moral is the great thing. Mr Allan says so. I read one of my stories to him and Mrs Allan and they both agreed that the moral was excellent. Only they laughed in the wrong places. I like it better when people cry. Jane and Ruby almost always cry when I come to the pathetic parts. Diana wrote her Aunt Josephine about our club and her Aunt Josephine wrote back that we were to send her some of our stories. So we copied out four of our very best and sent them. Miss Josephine Barry wrote back that she had never read anything so amusing in her life. That kind of puzzled us because the stories were all very pathetic and almost everybody died. But I’m glad Miss Barry liked them. It shows our club is doing some good in the world. Mrs Allan says that ought to be our object in everything. I do really try to make it my object but I forget so often when I’m having fun. I hope I shall be a little like Mrs Allan when I grow up. Do you think there is any prospect of it, Marilla?’