The Immaculate Deception ja-7

by Iain Pears

  "What's that?" He specialized in redundant questions.

  "Well," Flavia explained, "it was my birthday a few days ago." She stood and picked up the box. "Do you think you could have my car come into the courtyard at the back? I would hate to lose this. By the way, what's the story of Cephalus and Procris?”

  "Pardon?”

  "The Claude. The subject?”

  "Ah. It's Ovid, I think, although it was mainly known in the seventeenth century from the play by Niccol da Correggio. Terribly complicated. The gods making mischief, as usual. Diana gives Cephalus a magic spear that never misses its mark; he aims at what he thinks is a deer in the forest and kills Procris by mistake. Then Diana brings her back to life again and everything ends happily. Why do you ask?”

  "Curiosity. I've never heard of it.”

  "Really?" said Macchioli in surprise. "Now, when I was young, it used to be part of the school curriculum.”

  "What was?”

  "Mythology. Everybody had it dinned into them. Mussolini was terribly keen on it, I believe.”

  "I suppose that all changed in the sixties.”

  "I suppose," Macchioli said, clearly not thinking it was a change for the better.

  "Shows your age, though. I imagine everyone over forty knows it quite well.”

  "In that case," said Flavia, "I'll stop looking for young thieves. Except that I don't imagine the subject mattered to him much.”

  6

  The Rome to Florence bit was easy enough; simply a matter of going to the station, getting on the train, and staring at the countryside becoming ever more beautiful as the hours rolled by. An empty train as well, but not what it had been. Argyll was getting old enough to feel nostalgic on the slightest pretext, and the replacement of the ancient green wagons, which had once lumbered along stuffed with redundant conscripts, with shiny, new, fast, and expensive supertrains offering the dubious delights of airline comfort made him sigh for a simpler age.

  On the other hand, it was a much faster way of getting there; he hardly had time to read the newspaper before the train slowed down and pulled into Florence. Then the simpler age came back with a vengeance. Whatever innovations modernity has brought in its wake, they have, as yet, had little impact on the Florentine bus system, which, though frighteningly thorough, is also incomprehensible to all except long-term residents.

  So Argyll spent the next forty-five minutes shuttling among the dozens of stops outside the station in the hope that one driver would eventually admit to going in the right direction. Even when this hurdle was surmounted, all was not yet complete: the bus dropped him deep in the countryside at the junction of one small road, and another even smaller, with no signposts and no one to ask. He was left to admire the freshness of the country in spring, before the terrible Tuscan summer has parched the landscape.

  Simply being out of Rome was a remarkable tonic; he loved Rome dearly, but there was no denying that it could be a touch smelly on occasion. And you only noticed the noise when it wasn't there any longer, when all there was to hear was the lightest of breezes in the tall cypress trees and the sound of those few birds that had not yet been shot and eaten.

  Very agreeable—but he couldn't stand breathing in the fresh country air all day. He had a choice of two routes: to walk on along the road the bus had traveled, or to go down the little road to the right. Instinct told him to take the little path, so as was his wont he chose the other, on the grounds that his instincts in these matters were invariably wrong. Then, bag in hand and beginning to overheat, he trudged along for half a mile with not a house or a person in sight, until he paused to get his breath. It was only spring but it was already warm, and he was English. Anything more than tepid weather and he began to melt.

  Silly to go back, daft to go forward. No phone. He cast about for inspiration, but there was none within reach, so he trudged around a corner and instead found salvation in the unlikely form of a man in a full three-piece pinstripe suit staring quizzically at an old Volkswagen with the front hood up.

  "Excuse me . . ." said Argyll, in Italian.

  "Damnable thing," said this man in English, paying him no attention at all.

  "Pardon?”

  "Damn car. Damn people. D'ye see? Someone's stolen the engine. Stop for a minute, come back, and it's gone. No wonder it doesn't go.”

  Argyll looked in. True enough. No engine. "Isn't it in the back?" he asked.

  "What?”

  "The back. That's where they usually are.”

  The man, a tall, ramrod straight individual with gray wispy hair and a look of astonishment on his face, gave up staring into the empty luggage compartment and turned to Argyll properly. "You a mechanic?”

  "No. But if you don't believe me, have a look.”

  Now ever more perplexed, he did as he was told, marched around to the back and lifted the rear compartment. "Good lor'," he said. "How extraordinary. Well, well.”

  Then he turned back to Argyll. "How lucky of me to come across a mechanic.

  Perhaps you would be so kind as to get it going for me?”

  "I'm not a mechanic.”

  "You clearly have a way with these things, though.”

  "Well, hardly . . .”

  "Off you go, then.”

  So Argyll did what he always did with recalcitrant cars, that is make sure there was petrol, then tug every wire to see if any was loose. None was, but he must have done something, as the machine obligingly cemented his reputation as a wonder-worker by starting the first time he tried. His newfound companion was openmouthed with admiration.

  "I won't ask how you did that," the man said. "I wouldn't understand, anyway. But my thanks, nonetheless.”

  Argyll looked modest about his expertise. "Perhaps in return you could do me a small favor," he said. "Do you know a place called the Villa Buonaterra?”

  The slightest of hesitations, and the smallest look of doubt crept across the older man's face. "Yes," he said. "I do. Why do you ask?”

  "I'm meant to be going there. But I can't find it. The bus driver said he'd drop me off at the nearest stop, but I don't know whether he did or not.”

  "Two hundred meters, on the left." He turned away abruptly, got into the little car, and drove off without so much as a word of thanks. Then stopped, reversed back to his original place, and wound down the window.

  "Ungracious," he said sternly. "Always a fault of mine. Come and have a drink this evening, if you are free. A mile farther on. My little cottage. Just before the village.”

  Then he drove off again. Argyll watched him go, feeling that it was one invitation he would probably be willing to pass up.

  Had the man also mentioned that, although a mere hop to the entrance gate, it was a mile farther down the drive to the house itself, Argyll would at least have been prepared. As it was, it took another half hour before he arrived, tired and dusty, at one of the most comfortably handsome bits of Renaissance architecture whose doorbell it had ever been his privilege to ring.

  As he waited for an answer, he stood under the entrance portico between the columns of crumbling ocher stucco, grateful for the cool of the shade. Stretching before him was the gravel driveway, lined with lichen-covered statues, to the side the formal garden, laid out Italian-style, geometrical and disciplined, but with none of the severity and bleakness that the French version introduced later. Beyond were the trees, and he could just hear the slightest rustling of the leaves in the light breeze. Buonaterra, good land, indeed. If he had a lot of money, he would also live in a place like this, and fill it with the loveliest things he could find. A huge amount of money, rather: back in the 1920s when Stonehouse was buying, he was competing against only a few odd museums and a handful of eccentrics like himself prepared to lay out good money on fifteenth-century Madonnas and the like. Now the competition was Internet billionaires and multinational corporations. He didn't know how many items of the Stonehouse collection, which once hung on these walls, were now hidden away in darkened bank vaults
, but he suspected it was probably a fair proportion.

  So now the pictures were owned by the moneymen, and the villa, once the country hideaway of the Florentine nobility, was overrun by students playing with their Frisbees on the lawns. Progress with a price.

  His air of melancholy peacefulness was just getting into its stride when the door opened and the soft accents of the American South brought him back to the new millennium. Half an hour later he had unpacked his bags, washed, and wandered back down to find his newfound Southern friend who had made it all possible.

  "How many students do you have here?" he asked curiously, gazing around at what, to all intents and purposes, resembled a deserted country house, decorated with fine furniture, with not a trace of the institutional about it. He had imagined the wafting smell of boiled cabbage, the walls washed down in battleship gray, and the distinct signs of overuse everywhere. Nothing of the like to be seen.

  "Virtually none," replied his host, whose name was James Kershaw. "I don't know why it is, but the chance of several months lounging in the Tuscan countryside doesn't seem to carry much appeal to our students. Although I suspect that the faculty who come every year do their best to discourage anyone from trying it. The whole operation," he continued, leading the way onto the terrace at the rear, which was laid out for lunch, "seems to have been lost down some administrative black hole. The villa was bought with a donation and can't be sold again, thanks to the eccentricity of the donor. The Italian department has shrunk in recent years and we insist that no one comes without speaking Italian. So apart from a few graduate students, we only get half a dozen a year. And they've not come yet.”

  "So the rest of the year you live like Renaissance gentry.”

  "That's it. Someone will notice and put a stop to it eventually, but I intend to enjoy it as much as possible while it lasts. Champagne?" he asked, before adding: "Not real champagne, of course.

  If eight people got through a case of champagne a week, we might draw attention to ourselves.”

  Argyll agreed that restraint was perhaps wise in the circumstances.

  "I'm pleased to see you. It's pleasant to have some company in our exile here. What do you want, exactly?”

  "I have to write a paper. It's got to be done in a couple of weeks, and I want to use the Stonehouse collection as the central point of it all. And I want to look for a picture that used to be here. You did buy all his papers when you took this place over?”

  "Oh yes. No one else wanted them. Twentieth-century collecting was not a hot topic among the art historical fraternity then. Still isn't. I don't recall anyone ever looking at them. What's the picture you're after?”

  "A Madonna. I think it's a form of Immaculate Conception.”

  "By?”

  "By the Master of the Buonaterra Immaculate Conception. That is, I don't know.”

  "And you want to find out. Are you a dealer?”

  A loaded question. Confessing to being a dealer in academic circles is about as respectable as confessing to having academic interests at a gathering of dealers. You get nods of understanding, and brave smiles, but the air of disdain that enters the conversation is quite unmistakable. Neither entirely sympathizes with the other, as the scholars consider dealers to be interested only in money, while dealers hold that the academics are vague and inefficient. It is generally quite the other way around, but no matter. Argyll was instinctively reluctant to confess his shameful past, and so babbled instead.

  "You think it's a lost masterpeice by Giotto? Is that it?”

  "No, no. It's only a detail. It's the paper that's important. A sort of philosophic ramble on the art collection as a work of art, looking at how collections and dispersals have their own aesthetic form. You know. Start with Sulla looting Athens for Rome, Constantine stealing large portions of Rome to take to Byzantium, then on to the Venetians looting Byzantium, Napoleon looting Venice, the Germans looting Paris. Then conclude with the breakups of collections after the war for tax purposes and it all going to America. All looking at how it disseminates styles and enhances the value of certain works. That sort of thing.”

  Kershaw, whose own scholarly works had titles like "Gender and Intertextuality in Late Venetian Fresco," sniffed. "It's what you do with the material, I suppose," he said doubtfully.

  "Quite," replied Argyll stubbornly. "And I don't have any material at the moment, which is why I'm here. So if you will lead me to it, I will set to work.”

  "Finish your lunch first. We normally have coffee on the balcony, then get back to work properly rested. Do you want to eat this evening as well?”

  "Probably. I've been invited for a drink by some old buffer whose car I got started.

  English fellow, by the sound, and some sort of retired soldier, by the look. And a bit loopy, I think, so I don't imagine I'll be there for long.”

  "Old Volkswagen?”

  "That's the one. Who is he?”

  "Robert Stonehouse.”

  Argyll raised an eyebrow.

  "He had to sell up here, but has a very nice little place a mile or so down the road.

  He's had to give up the opulent lifestyle, of course, but still has more money than you or I will ever see in our lives. He's not very fond of us. Did he invite you for a drink before or after he knew where you were going?”

  "After.”

  Kershaw looked impressed. "He must have taken to you, then.

  Normally even mentioning this place is enough to put him into a bad humor. He's never quite accepted his fall. On the other hand, if you want to know about this picture, he will be the man to ask. Probably far better than reading any papers. If he was around at the time.”

  7

  The moment she knew that Bottando had been sniffing around in the files after talking to her about the case, Flavia remembered that dreamy look in his eyes, and knew that he was about to pull his "we old men may be past it, but you'll find that experience does have its uses" routine on her. Normally she would have humored him, waited until he got around to pulling off his little coup, dropping in with a look of satisfaction on his face and presenting—voil—his suggestions. And she would have looked terribly impressed and grateful.

  But she was in a bit of a hurry, and this particular business was not good for her patience or sense of dramatic flair. So she rang him up instead.

  "File," she said. "The one you took. What's it about?”

  Instead of the tone of smug self-satisfaction she'd been expecting, however, Bottando sounded rather upset to hear from her.

  "And there was I hoping to surprise you," he said. "Dear me. I must be losing my touch. If you would like to join me for lunch, I will tell you what occurred to me. It may be nothing, of course, but it might give you something to occupy your mind a little.”

  Lunch was the last thing she wanted, her stomach was still so iffy, but she knew that Bottando was quite dedicated to the business of maintaining civilization in this particular form, so she agreed. Salad and water she could probably deal with.

  "It was the chocolates that did it, of course," Bottando remarked forty-five minutes later when they had settled, ordered, and crunched their way through a couple of breadsticks. "How old are you, my dear?”

  Flavia scowled. It was going to be one of his long, urbane performances. Oh well. If he produced the goods, it would be worthwhile putting up with a bit of smugness.

  "Thirty-six," she said.

  "Good heavens," Bottando said. "Are you really? Well, well. How remarkable. Forgive me for asking. It is none of my business, I know, but are you and Jonathan ever ...”

  Flavia scowled some more. Sometimes, the ability of Bottando to sound like her mother was almost eerie. Besides, the ticking of the clock had begun to sound rather loud of late.

  "You're quite right," she interrupted tartly. "None of your business.”

  Bottando harrumphed. "And not to the point either," he said hurriedly. "All I wanted to know was how well you remember the late seventies.”

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p; It was going to be a long one. "Well enough, I think. Why?”

  "Maurizio Sabbatini. Ring a bell?”

  "No.”

  Bottando looked faintly pleased. "No reason why he should. He was never of any great importance. Didn't come to trial even, so his name wasn't well known. However, he was very much a member of the extreme left back then, and committed to direct action to bring down world capitalism. You remember the sort of thing, no doubt.”

  Flavia nodded patiently. The food arrived. Bottando tasted, and ate with appreciation.

  She picked.

  "You are going to continue, I hope?" she prompted after a while.

  "Of course, of course," Bottando replied, wiping a touch of truffle juice from his mouth. "October 1979—I have read the file, you see, hence my precision at dates—he robs a bank in Turin. Solo effort, it seems, he never believed in working with other people. A frightening, and then bizarre, experience for all concerned. He wears a face mask, waves a gun at people, collects the money. Then he throws it all out of the window, recites a poem about the coming revolution, and hands out chocolates all around. Takes a bow, and leaves.”

  Bottando paused as the plates were taken away, the glasses refilled.

  "Chocolates," Flavia said.

  "And face masks. One of the pope, this time. He had always had a sense of humor, it seems, even as an urban guerrilla. And although nominally classed as a terrorist, he was only ever on the fringes of the really dangerous groups. He knew them all, of course, but found their high seriousness and dedication tedious. They, in return, considered him too whimsical and unreliable to be trusted.

  "Anyway, such stunts were hardly the sort of thing which meant he could remain unidentified for long. But he was never brought to trial.”

  "Fancy that.”

  "Indeed. The file is silent on the matter.”

  "And then he becomes an art thief with a weakness for the seventeenth-century Italianate landscape?”

  "No. He becomes an artist. A performance artist." The air of faint disdain was easily detectable. As far as Bottando was concerned, the only good thing to be said for any art after about 1850 was that it was a blessing when it was stolen.