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The Spellman Files

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by Lisa Lutz


  16 Ibid.

  17 Rent free!

  18 Except Mike Joffe. I’m not acknowledging him.

  19 Seriously, this book is not about you.

  1 This is true: Shortly before my fifteenth birthday, Petra and I decided to teach ourselves how to hotwire a car. We checked out a book from the library called Preventing Car Theft (which, surprisingly, detailed exactly how to steal a car) and roamed the neighborhood (book in hand) for a car with a cracked window or unlocked door. We were caught shortly after midnight when the owner of the vehicle looked out his window, noticed the glow of a flashlight (reading light) coming from inside his car, and called the cops.

  1 Aka Secret Agent 86.

  2 Called “Satan Place.”

  3 The International Organization of Evil (pronounced “chaos”).

  4 Sock garter phone.

 

 

 


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