Hercule Poirot: The Complete Short Stories

by Agatha Christie

  Poirot smiled a little at the country gentleman’s indignation. “Yet you yourself suspect an inmate of the house to have been accessory to the abduction.”

  “Yes, but not Tredwell.”

  “And you, madame?” asked Poirot, suddenly turning to her.

  “It could not have been Tredwell who gave this tramp the letter and parcel—if anybody ever did, which I don’t believe. It was given him at ten o’clock, he says. At ten o’clock Tredwell was with my husband in the smoking room.”

  “Were you able to see the face of the man in the car, monsieur? Did it resemble that of Tredwell in any way?”

  “It was too far away for me to see his face.”

  “Has Tredwell a brother, do you know?”

  “He had several, but they are all dead. The last one was killed in the war.”

  “I am not yet clear as to the grounds of Waverly Court. The car was heading for the south lodge. Is there another entrance?”

  “Yes, what we call the east lodge. It can be seen from the other side of the house.”

  “It seems to me strange that nobody saw the car entering the grounds.”

  “There is a right of way through, and access to a small chapel. A good many cars pass through. The man must have stopped the car in a convenient place and run up to the house just as the alarm was given and attention attracted elsewhere.”

  “Unless he was already inside the house,” mused Poirot. “Is there any place where he could have hidden?”

  “Well, we certainly didn’t make a thorough search of the house beforehand. There seemed no need. I suppose he might have hidden himself somewhere, but who would have let him in?”

  “We shall come to that later. One thing at a time—let us be methodical. There is no special hiding place in the house? Waverly Court is an old place, and there are sometimes ‘priests’ holes,’ as they call them.”

  “By gad, there is a priest’s hole. It opens from one of the panels in the hall.”

  “Near the council chamber?”

  “Just outside the door.”

  “Voilà!”

  “But nobody knows of its existence except my wife and myself.”

  “Tredwell?”

  “Well—he might have heard of it.”

  “Miss Collins?”

  “I have never mentioned it to her.”

  Poirot reflected for a minute.

  “Well, monsieur, the next thing is for me to come down to Waverly Court. If I arrive this afternoon, will it suit you?”

  “Oh, as soon as possible, please, Monsieur Poirot!” cried Mrs. Waverly. “Read this once more.”

  She thrust into his hands the last missive from the enemy which had reached the Waverlys that morning and which had sent her posthaste to Poirot. It gave clever and explicit directions for the paying over of the money, and ended with a threat that the boy’s life would pay for any treachery. It was clear that a love of money warred with the essential mother love of Mrs. Waverly, and that the latter was at last gaining the day.

  Poirot detained Mrs. Waverly for a minute behind her husband.

  “Madame, the truth, if you please. Do you share your husband’s faith in the butler, Tredwell?”

  “I have nothing against him, Monsieur Poirot, I cannot see how he can have been concerned in this, but—well, I have never liked him—never!”

  “One other thing, madame, can you give me the address of the child’s nurse?”

  “149 Netherall Road, Hammersmith. You don’t imagine—”

  “Never do I imagine. Only—I employ the little grey cells. And sometimes, just sometimes, I have a little idea.”

  Poirot came back to me as the door closed.

  “So madame has never liked the butler. It is interesting, that, eh, Hastings?”

  I refused to be drawn. Poirot has deceived me so often that I now go warily. There is always a catch somewhere.

  After completing an elaborate outdoor toilet, we set off for Netherall Road. We were fortunate enough to find Miss Jessie Withers at home. She was a pleasant-faced woman of thirty-five, capable and superior. I could not believe that she could be mixed up in the affair. She was bitterly resentful of the way she had been dismissed, but admitted that she had been in the wrong. She was engaged to be married to a painter and decorator who happened to be in the neighbourhood, and she had run out to meet him. The thing seemed natural enough. I could not quite understand Poirot. All his questions seemed to me quite irrelevant. They were concerned mainly with the daily routine of her life at Waverly Court. I was frankly bored and glad when Poirot took his departure.

  “Kidnapping is an easy job, mon ami,” he observed, as he hailed a taxi in the Hammersmith Road and ordered it to drive to Waterloo. “That child could have been abducted with the greatest ease any day for the last three years.”

  “I don’t see that that advances us much,” I remarked coldly.

  “Au contraire, it advances us enormously, but enormously! If you must wear a tie pin, Hastings, at least let it be in the exact centre of your tie. At present it is at least a sixteenth of an inch too much to the right.”

  Waverly Court was a fine old place and had recently been restored with taste and care. Mr. Waverly showed us the council chamber, the terrace, and all the various spots connected with the case. Finally, at Poirot’s request, he pressed a spring in the wall, a panel slid aside, and a short passage led us into the priest’s hole.

  “You see,” said Waverly. “There is nothing here.”

  The tiny room was bare enough, there was not even the mark of a footstep on the floor. I joined Poirot where he was bending attentively over a mark in the corner.

  “What do you make of this, my friend?”

  There were four imprints close together.

  “A dog,” I cried.

  “A very small dog, Hastings.”

  “A Pom.”

  “Smaller than a Pom.”

  “A griffon?” I suggested doubtfully.

  “Smaller even than a griffon. A species unknown to the Kennel Club.”

  I looked at him. His face was alight with excitement and satisfaction.

  “I was right,” he murmured. “I knew I was right. Come, Hastings.”

  As we stepped out into the hall and the panel closed behind us, a young lady came out of a door farther down the passage. Mr. Waverly presented her to us.

  “Miss Collins.”

  Miss Collins was about thirty years of age, brisk and alert in manner. She had fair, rather dull hair, and wore pince-nez.

  At Poirot’s request, we passed into a small morning room, and he questioned her closely as to the servants and particularly as to Tredwell. She admitted that she did not like the butler.

  “He gives himself airs,” she explained.

  They then went into the question of the food eaten by Mrs. Waverly on the night of the 28th. Miss Collins declared that she had partaken of the same dishes upstairs in her sitting room and had felt no ill effects. As she was departing I nudged Poirot.

  “The dog,” I whispered.

  “Ah, yes, the dog!” He smiled broadly. “Is there a dog kept here by any chance, mademoiselle?”

  “There are two retrievers in the kennels outside.”

  “No, I mean a small dog, a toy dog.”

  “No—nothing of the kind.”

  Poirot permitted her to depart. Then, pressing the bell, he remarked to me, “She lies, that Mademoiselle Collins. Possibly I should, also, in her place. Now for the butler.”

  Tredwell was a dignified individual. He told his story with perfect aplomb, and it was essentially the same as that of Mr. Waverly. He admitted that he knew the secret of the priest’s hole.

  When he finally withdrew, pontifical to the last, I met Poirot’s quizzical eyes.

  “What do you make of it all, Hastings?”

  “What do you?” I parried.

  “How cautious you become. Never, never will the grey cells function unless you stimulate them. Ah, but I will
not tease you! Let us make our deductions together. What points strike us specially as being difficult?”

  “There is one thing that strikes me,” I said. “Why did the man who kidnapped the child go out by the south lodge instead of by the east lodge where no one would see him?”

  “That is a very good point, Hastings, an excellent one. I will match it with another. Why warn the Waverlys beforehand? Why not simply kidnap the child and hold him to ransom?”

  “Because they hoped to get the money without being forced to action.”

  “Surely it was very unlikely that the money would be paid on a mere threat?”

  “Also they wanted to focus attention on twelve o’clock, so that when the tramp man was seized, the other could emerge from his hiding place and get away with the child unnoticed.”

  “That does not alter the fact that they were making a thing difficult that was perfectly easy. If they do not specify a time or date, nothing would be easier than to wait their chance, and carry off the child in a motor one day when he is out with his nurse.”

  “Ye—es,” I admitted doubtfully.

  “In fact, there is a deliberate playing of the farce! Now let us approach the question from another side. Everything goes to show that there was an accomplice inside the house. Point number one, the mysterious poisoning of Mrs. Waverly. Point number two, the letter pinned to the pillow. Point number three, the putting on of the clock ten minutes—all inside jobs. And an additional fact that you may not have noticed. There was no dust in the priest’s hole. It had been swept out with a broom.

  “Now then, we have four people in the house. We can exclude the nurse, since she could not have swept out the priest’s hole, though she could have attended to the other three points. Four people, Mr. and Mrs. Waverly, Tredwell, the butler, and Miss Collins. We will take Miss Collins first. We have nothing much against her, except that we know very little about her, that she is obviously an intelligent young woman, and that she has only been here a year.”

  “She lied about the dog, you said,” I reminded him.

  “Ah, yes, the dog.” Poirot gave a peculiar smile. “Now let us pass to Tredwell. There are several suspicious facts against him. For one thing, the tramp declares that it was Tredwell who gave him the parcel in the village.”

  “But Tredwell can prove an alibi on that point.”

  “Even then, he could have poisoned Mrs. Waverly, pinned the note to the pillow, put on the clock, and swept out the priest’s hole. On the other hand, he has been born and bred in the service of the Waverlys. It seems unlikely in the last degree that he should connive at the abduction of the son of the house. It is not in the picture!”

  “Well, then?”

  “We must proceed logically—however absurd it may seem. We will briefly consider Mrs. Waverly. But she is rich, the money is hers. It is her money which has restored this impoverished estate. There would be no reason for her to kidnap her son and pay over her money to herself. The husband, no, is in a different position. He has a rich wife. It is not the same thing as being rich himself—in fact I have a little idea that the lady is not very fond of parting with her money, except on a very good pretext. But Mr. Waverly, you can see at once, he is a bon viveur.”

  “Impossible,” I spluttered.

  “Not at all. Who sends away the servants? Mr. Waverly. He can write the notes, drug his wife, put on the hands of the clock, and establish an excellent alibi for his faithful retainer Tredwell. Tredwell has never liked Mrs. Waverly. He is devoted to his master and is willing to obey his orders implicitly. There were three of them in it. Waverly, Tredwell, and some friend of Waverly. That is the mistake the police made, they made no further inquiries about the man who drove the grey car with the wrong child in it. He was the third man. He picks up a child in a village near by, a boy with flaxen curls. He drives in through the east lodge and passes out through the south lodge just at the right moment, waving his hand and shouting. They cannot see his face or the number of the car, so obviously they cannot see the child’s face, either. Then he lays a false trail to London. In the meantime, Tredwell has done his part in arranging for the parcel and note to be delivered by a rough-looking gentleman. His master can provide an alibi in the unlikely case of the man recognizing him, in spite of the false moustache he wore. As for Mr. Waverly, as soon as the hullabaloo occurs outside, and the inspector rushes out, he quickly hides the child in the priest’s hole, follows him out. Later in the day, when the inspector is gone and Miss Collins is out of the way, it will be easy enough to drive him off to some safe place in his own car.”

  “But what about the dog?” I asked. “And Miss Collins lying?”

  “That was my little joke. I asked her if there were any toy dogs in the house, and she said no—but doubtless there are some—in the nursery! You see, Mr. Waverly placed some toys in the priest’s hole to keep Johnnie amused and quiet.”

  “M. Poirot—” Mr. Waverly entered the room—“have you discovered anything? Have you any clue to where the boy has been taken?”

  Poirot handed him a piece of paper. “Here is the address.”

  “But this is a blank sheet.”

  “Because I am waiting for you to write it down for me.”

  “What the—” Mr. Waverly’s face turned purple.

  “I know everything, monsieur. I give you twenty-four hours to return the boy. Your ingenuity will be equal to the task of explaining his reappearance. Otherwise, Mrs. Waverly will be informed of the exact sequence of events.”

  Mr. Waverly sank down in a chair and buried his face in his hands. “He is with my old nurse, ten miles away. He is happy and well cared for.”

  “I have no doubt of that. If I did not believe you to be a good father at heart, I should not be willing to give you another chance.”

  “The scandal—”

  “Exactly. Your name is an old and honoured one. Do not jeopardize it again. Good evening, Mr. Waverly. Ah, by the way, one word of advice. Always sweep in the corners!”

  Sixteen

  THE MARKET BASING MYSTERY

  “The Market Basing Mystery” was first published in The Sketch, October 17, 1923.

  I

  After all, there’s nothing like the country, is there?” said Inspector Japp, breathing in heavily through his nose and out through his mouth in the most approved fashion.

  Poirot and I applauded the sentiment heartily. It had been the Scotland Yard inspector’s idea that we should all go for the weekend to the little country town of Market Basing. When off duty, Japp was an ardent botanist, and discoursed upon minute flowers possessed of unbelievably lengthy Latin names (somewhat strangely pronounced) with an enthusiasm even greater than that he gave to his cases.

  “Nobody knows us, and we know nobody,” explained Japp. “That’s the idea.”

  This was not to prove quite the case, however, for the local constable happened to have been transferred from a village fifteen miles away where a case of arsenical poisoning had brought him into contact with the Scotland Yard man. However, his delighted recognition of the great man only enhanced Japp’s sense of well-being, and as we sat down to breakfast on Sunday morning in the parlour of the village inn, with the sun shining, and tendrils of honeysuckle thrusting themselves in at the window, we were all in the best of spirits. The bacon and eggs were excellent, the coffee not so good, but passable and boiling hot.

  “This is the life,” said Japp. “When I retire, I shall have a little place in the country. Far from crime, like this!”

  “Le crime, il est partout,” remarked Poirot, helping himself to a neat square of bread, and frowning at a sparrow which had balanced itself impertinently on the windowsill.

  I quoted lightly:

  “That rabbit has a pleasant face,

  His private life is a disgrace

  I really could not tell to you

  The awful things that rabbits do.”

  “Lord,” said Japp, stretching himself backward, “I believe I could m
anage another egg, and perhaps a rasher or two of bacon. What do you say, Captain?”

  “I’m with you,” I returned heartily. “What about you, Poirot?”

  Poirot shook his head.

  “One must not so replenish the stomach that the brain refuses to function,” he remarked.

  “I’ll risk replenishing the stomach a bit more,” laughed Japp. “I take a large size in stomachs; and by the way, you’re getting stout yourself, M. Poirot. Here, miss, eggs and bacon twice.”

  At that moment, however, an imposing form blocked the doorway. It was Constable Pollard.

  “I hope you’ll excuse me troubling the inspector, gentlemen, but I’d be glad of his advice.”

  “I’m on holiday,” said Japp hastily. “No work for me. What is the case?”

  “Gentleman up at Leigh House—shot himself—through the head.”

  “Well, they will do it,” said Japp prosaically. “Debt, or a woman, I suppose. Sorry I can’t help you, Pollard.”

  “The point is,” said the constable, “that he can’t have shot himself. Leastways, that’s what Dr. Giles says.”

  Japp put down his cup.

  “Can’t have shot himself? What do you mean?”

  “That’s what Dr. Giles says,” repeated Pollard. “He says it’s plumb impossible. He’s puzzled to death, the door being locked on the inside and the windows bolted; but he sticks to it that the man couldn’t have committed suicide.”

  That settled it. The further supply of bacon and eggs was waved aside, and a few minutes later we were all walking as fast as we could in the direction of Leigh House, Japp eagerly questioning the constable.

  The name of the deceased was Walter Protheroe; he was a man of middle age and something of a recluse. He had come to Market Basing eight years ago and rented Leigh House, a rambling, dilapidated old mansion fast falling into ruin. He lived in a corner of it, his wants attended to by a housekeeper whom he had brought with him. Miss Clegg was her name, and she was a very superior woman and highly thought of in the village. Just lately Mr. Protheroe had had visitors staying with him, a Mr. and Mrs. Parker from London. This morning, unable to get a reply when she went to call her master, and finding the door locked, Miss Clegg became alarmed, and telephoned for the police and the doctor. Constable Pollard and Dr. Giles had arrived at the same moment. Their united efforts had succeeded in breaking down the oak door of his bedroom.