Crime Does Pay
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After the telling of this momentous Pearl of Wisdom, every conversation thereafter will only begin after Big Larry inquires "What kind of a bull are you today?" and if I give him the wrong answer, the question is repeated until I answer Big Larry with the correct answer that "I'm The Wise Bull who is very wise with wisdom today." and with a big giggle Big Larry response with "Very good Grasshopper! You have truly learned your lesson well Young Bull! Only be The Wise Bull like Big Larry is, because Big Larry is always — The Wise Fucken Bull!" And not a single day goes by without Big Larry finding out the answer to what kind of a bull I am today?
My worst nightmare, is a hooker with cold hands.
Big Larry "The Wise Fucken Bull" Kelner who is also known as The Fucken Bank
Its embarrassing for Big Larry to have to tell the prostitute that she is doing it all wrong. But since I'm paying good money for this service, I'll be direct in saying, you need to lick my hairy little Jew balls Bitch! Because Big Larry hasn't had a Goddamn Blow Job in Ten Fucken Years of Fucken Bondage, I mean in Ten Fucken Years of Fucken Marriage! So if you kiss my little Jew pecker in a way that he has never been kissed before, I'll throw in an extra fin, which in Jew terminology means, an extra two dollars Baby? So begin by licking my hairy little Jew balls!
Big Larry "the Fucken Bank" Kelner who is also known as The Wise Fucken Bull