The Ledberg Runestone

by Patrick Donovan

  The Ledberg Runestone

  The Jonah Heywood Chronicles - Book One

  Patrick Donovan

  Copyright

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  First Diversion Books edition January 2018

  ISBN: 978-1-63576-177-1

  Also by Patrick Donovan

  Demon Jack

  To Erin, for always believing in me, even when I didn’t…Jerk.

  To my Pop, who was always a much better storyteller than I’ll ever be. Hopefully, I managed to pick up a few tricks. Rest easy, Old Man.

  And for G, as is everything that I do that is even remotely worthwhile.

  Chapter 1

  “Jonah Heywood?” the woman asked, watching me from across the table.

  I tore my attention from my drink and looked up at her. I was still hungover from the night before, and the coffee and booze concoction that I was currently using to chase away the pounding headache had, until a second ago, held me mostly enraptured.

  “Do I know you?” I asked, stupid question though it was. I knew most of the locals that came to Jack of the Wood. I mean, I’d spent the better part of most every day of the past two years in here, ensuring that the beer taps stayed in good working order and the brew was up to snuff. Of all the bars in Asheville, it was probably my favorite. The food was good, they opened early, or early by my standards, and they served coffee. Coffee with booze. All in all, I considered it a winning combination. Winning enough, at least, that I was on my fourth Nutty Irishman, and it wasn’t yet two in the afternoon.

  “I don’t believe so, no,” she said, her voice hinting at the slightest bit of an accent. It sounded German, maybe Russian. Truth be told, I was never very good with pegging stuff like that down.

  “I didn’t think so. What do you want?”

  “I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time?”

  I finished off the last of my drink.

  “For what, exactly?” I asked.

  “A job offer.”

  I looked the woman over. She was pretty in a 1950s pin-up sort of way and curvy enough to put most modern-day girls to shame. She was tall, almost as tall as my own six feet and change. She wore her hair, a pale blonde that was bordering on white, tied back in an intricate braid that hung to her waist.

  “What kind of job?” I asked.

  “A lucrative one,” she said.

  From time to time, in my line of work, this sort of thing happens. A stranger approaches you in a public place with an offer of a job, usually touting a large sum of money and a request that tends to be, at best, legally questionable. It’s not the norm, but it’s not unheard of, either. Every now and again, said deals were legit. However, even when your stranger turned out to be on the up and up working for, or with, someone you didn’t know, was risky.

  I stared at her, trying to weigh my options. On the one hand, I didn’t know this woman from Adam. On the other, I needed the money. Not just needed the money, I was hurting for it. I decided to hear her out. Nothing said I had to accept her little job offer if I didn’t like what I heard.

  “I’ll tell you what. You wanna buy me another round, I suppose we could chat for a few.”

  She stared at me for a moment, one brow quirked, then finally nodded and went to the bar. I watched her go, trying to remember if I had seen her somewhere and was just getting too drunk to remember. She came back a moment later, setting another drink on the table. I used my cane to push out the chair opposite of the one I was sitting in, primarily to keep the table between us. She sat down, all casual grace and confidence, and slid the drink over to me. I wrapped my hands around it, letting the warmth from the coffee radiate through the cup and into the palms of my hand.

  “So,” I said, taking another sip. “It’s your dime.”

  “Then I’ll get straight to the point. I’ve heard stories about you, Mister Heywood, that you possess a certain way about you. It just so happens that I’m in need of a man with your particular skillset.”

  I quirked a brow.

  “And what, pray tell, have you heard?” I asked.

  “It’s my understanding that you’re something of an expert on the occult, at least in comparison to the local population. I also understand you’re quite the accomplished liar and thief. You possess more than a few, shall we say, less common talents,” she said, meeting my gaze without so much as a twitch.

  I put my cup on the table and ran a hand through my hair. She was right, of course. I was the only spell-slinging, dream-walking, spirit-talking, magic-making shaman around these parts. At least, I was the only one that I knew of. She was also right in saying that I had a bit of a reputation amongst the locals. Especially among those who were involved in the more spooky side of things. Whether that reputation was for good or ill was mostly dependent on who you asked.

  “Is that assessment far from the truth?” she asked.

  “For the sake of conversation, let’s assume that it’s not,” I said. “How about you tell me what this job is all about.”

  “It was an item that belonged to my husband. Aside from being quite valuable, it possesses more than a little bit of sentimental value. It was stolen recently, and it’s come to my attention that it is now somewhere within your fine city.”

  “So call the police.”

  “I’m afraid that isn’t an option.”

  “Alright. Let’s assume for a moment that I am interested in tracking this down, what exactly is it that I would be acquiring?” I asked.

  “Are you familiar with Ledberg Runestone?” she asked.

  “I think I saw a documentary on it once, but I wouldn’t say I’m familiar. Refresh my memory.”

  She nodded.

  “Runestones are national treasures in Scandinavia. They depict art and stories ranging back to the time of the Vikings. The Ledberg stone, according to some, is a depiction of a very famous story of Norse mythology. My husband acquired a piece of this artifact. Much like many of the things my husband was involved in, he used less than reputable sources in acquiring it.”

  “Which explains why you can’t call the police.”

  “Precisely,” she said.

  I settled back in my chair and stared at her over the rim of my cup. My hangover was mostly gone now, the ache in my head reduced to a distant, minor discomfort. She’d picked the right time to ask, I’ll give her that. Conning desperate folks with fake exorcisms wasn’t exactly a booming business. It paid the bills, I suppose, but I’d been doing it so long that I had to travel to Boone, Hickory, and in some cases, all the way out to Greensboro to find work where people didn’t know my name or my face. On rare occasions I did chase away an actual spirit, so it wasn’t all dishonest work.

  Only most of the time.

  I gave the woman another once-over. She wasn’t wearing much in the way of jewelry. A simple pendant at the hollow of her throat hung on a leather cord. She wore a cuff-style bracelet that looked like it was silver, but could have just as easily have been made of pewter. Her clothes—a light jacket, jeans, and a black button-up shirt that clung to her figure—didn’t exactly scream mas
sive bank account. Sure, she could have been one of the folks that didn’t want to flaunt their money, but in my experience those people were a rarity.

  “Let’s suppose, for the sake of conversation, that I were to take your job. What kind of pay are we talking about?”

  “Ten thousand dollars up front, and another ten thousand when I have possession of the stone.”

  Twenty grand. That was a lot of money. Enough for me to pay off a few debts and take some time off. A few months would be enough time to let things settle down and for my name to get out of circulation, at least locally.

  It was tempting. Hell, it was more than tempting. Which is exactly why I had to turn her down.

  I’ve been in this game for a while and, like in most things, when an offer came along that seemed too good to be true, it usually was. In less than legal lines of work, it could mean anything from a run-in with the cops to a potentially fatal set up from the competition.

  “I think I’m going to have to pass,” I finally said. “Thanks for the drink.”

  “Can I ask why?”

  I emptied my cup and set it on the table.

  “Honestly?”

  She nodded.

  “Two reasons. First, you’re offering me twenty thousand dollars to go steal some rock. Sentimental value or not, that’s a lot of money. Second, I’ve never met you. I have no idea who you are.”

  “I can assure you, I’m not a police officer if that’s your concern.”

  “Right, anyhow. I’m not sure what movies you’ve seen, but you can hire folks to do ludicrously stupid things for a lot less than twenty grand.”

  “I’m not interested in hiring someone else. I’m interested in hiring you.”

  “And I’m not buying what you’re selling,” I said. “Which means your shit out of luck. Sorry lady.”

  “I see. Is there anything I can offer you that would make you reconsider?”

  “Afraid not,” I said.

  The noonday sun shining in through the windows and reflecting off the bar gave the woman’s skin a warm, radiant glow. I was well on my way towards being good and drunk by now. A small, less civilized part of my brain argued that maybe there was something she could do, something that involved a much different setting and far fewer clothes. Granted, the sober, rational part of my brain was also chiming in to let me know that I was being an asshole. I opted to make that part of my brain the part that I listened to.

  “I see. I’m sorry to hear that,” she said.

  “Yeah, well, that’s how these things go sometimes.”

  She stood, reached into her jacket and set a twenty on the table, sliding it towards me. A plain, white business card was folded into the bill.

  “What’s this?” I asked, picking up twenty and the card.

  “The money is for your lunch. Eat something. I think it would be in your best interest to try and sober up before you leave.”

  I gave the card a once-over. A telephone number with an area code I didn’t recognize had been written on one side.

  “This is my calling card, for when you decide to change your mind,” she said.

  “Don’t hold your breath,” I said.

  She stared at me for another second, then turned, weaving her way through the growing crowd. I took about half of her advice. I spent the next hour putting down a plate of fish and chips, along with a few Green Man IPAs. It didn’t do much in the way of sobering me up, but the food did help to clear my head just a little bit.

  When I finally mustered up the energy to head home, it was pushing sunset. The cane and the ache in my left leg were a constant reminder of the last time I’d tried to do the right thing.

  I said my goodbyes to the regulars and the bartender on my way to the door and stepped out into the early November chill. In the distance, the sun was sinking behind the horizon, highlighting the sky in a myriad of reds and purples. Moments like these left me awestruck by just how much I love this damned city.

  I’d parked my truck, a Chevy Short Bed from the mid-seventies, less than a block away, in a small lot that sits between the little strip of buildings housing Jack’s and a store that sold futons. A few years back, this truck had been a rusted-out heap of junk. My father and I rebuilt it from the ground up, turning a broken husk of American metal into an object of pure sex and steel wrapped up in flat black and chrome.

  I’d almost made it to my truck when a Cadillac pulled in. It was an older model, not quite old enough to be considered a classic, but old enough to have lost a lot of what made it a luxury car. The driver came so close to hitting me that, if it hadn’t been for my cane, I’d have probably taken a face full of pavement trying to get out of the way. Instead, I merely stumbled into some poor bastard’s Honda hard enough to leave a Jonah-sized dent in his hood. The driver parked the Caddy sideways, blocking the rest of the lot off from the street.

  The Cadillac sat there idling for a moment before all four doors opened and the occupants piled out. I didn’t recognize the driver or the guy that came out of the passenger side, but the two that got out of the backseat, Waylon Carver and his brother Cash—those two I knew.

  I also knew that my night had just taken a very, very painful turn.

  Chapter 2

  “Well, well, well. Imagine my surprise, finding Jonah Heywood stumbling out of a bar,” Waylon said. Of the two Carver Brothers, he was the biggest. He was easily six and a half feet tall and built like a professional strongman. I’m not talking bodybuilder big either. He looked more like a contestant from the shows where big scary guys flip over tractor tires, carry boulders, and pull trucks. He could break me in half with about as much effort as it would take me to crush a beer can.

  Cash, on the other hand, was short, wiry, with corded, ropy muscle and about nine different kinds of crazy. They both shared the same dark hair and dark eyes, though Waylon wore his in a ponytail while his brother just looked like he needed a haircut. Both wore jeans, button-up shirts and cowboy boots, and neither one of them was a fan of yours truly. They were also the closest thing that these parts had to organized crime, a throwback to the fabled Dixie Mafia that used to run rampant in the South during the seventies and eighties. Logic dictated that the other two with them were the hired help. Logic also dictated that there was a damned good chance that any passerby who saw anything would, in the in the interest of not wanting to end up in traction, just keep on passing by. It was the better part of common sense to keep one’s mouth shut rather than risk the Carver brothers taking note of some do-gooder’s good deed.

  “Waylon, Cash. How’s it going fellas?” I said, trying my best to keep the tremor of fear out of my voice.

  “Well, you know how it is Jonah. Tough times and all,” Waylon said, shoving his hands into the front pockets of his jeans.

  Cash, on the other hand, was perfectly content to watch me with the stare of a hungry lion watching a gazelle.

  The other two men were flanking me now. That left Waylon and Cash in front of me, and a stone wall behind me.

  “How about you, Cash, how you doing?” Waylon asked.

  “Not so good, Waylon. Money’s kind of tight right now,” Cash said, his voice a dull, unwavering monotone.

  “What about you two? Stevie, Ray, how you boys doing?” Waylon asked, his voice still full of mocking good cheer.

  “Struggle is real, brother,” Stevie nodded.

  “Man, I hate to hear that,” I said, trying to keep my eyes on all four at the same time.

  “Well, it’s funny you should mention that.”

  “Oh?”

  “Yes sir,” Waylon said. “Considering you owe us—how much is it, Cash?”

  “The initial loan was ten thousand dollars. I haven’t calculated the interest.”

  “Right, the several thousand dollars you owe us. Pay us that and me and my brother, my boys here? Why, we’ll be in the land of milk and honey.”

  “Yeah, about that,” I said.

  “Don’t do it, Jonah. Don’t tell me what
I think it is you’re about to tell me,” Waylon said.

  “I don’t think he has our money, Waylon,” Cash chimed in.

  “Jonah, is that true? You don’t have it?” Waylon asked, mock disappointment creeping into his tone.

  “Not right now,” I said, “but I can get it.”

  Waylon shook his head, letting out a long, slow sigh. Stevie and Ray had both managed to move in closer while my attention had been on Waylon and Cash. By now, desperation and fear had succeeded in chasing away most of the drunken cloud I’d spent the last several hours building around myself. Now the reality of my situation was really starting to sink in with a startling clarity. I’d borrowed a sizable chunk of money from some really, really bad people. I’d thought I’d be able to pull off something to get it all paid up quick, and surely before it came down to this. I’d been wrong. Now, I was two seconds from getting my skull caved in.

  “Jonah. Jonah, Jonah, Jonah, why, man? Why would you put me in this position? I mean, how long have we been friends? What? Five years now?” Waylon said.

  I opened my mouth to say something, but Stevie, or maybe it was Ray, I wasn’t sure yet, kicked my cane out from underneath me. My bad leg buckled and I fell to the ground in a rather ungraceful heap, which hurt my pride more than anything. When I tried to stand, the other guy I’d yet to match with a name planted a cowboy boot right into my gut. This one hurt, knocking the breath out of me and turning the booze in my stomach into a hot, churning mass. It took everything I had to keep from throwing up all over the little silver caps on the tips of Waylon’s pointy boots.

  Waylon crouched in front of me, resting his elbows on his knees. The smell of sweat and pot smoke rolled off of him in waves, and I had to double the fight to keep the stuff inside my stomach from relocating to the outside of my stomach. Waylon reached out and grabbed a handful of my hair, tilting my head back far enough that I could see up into his face.