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Complete Works of James Joyce

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  roots, 4 twalegged poneys and threehandled

  dorkeys (madahoy, morahoy, lugahoy, jog-

  ahoyaway) MPM brings us a rainborne pamto-

  momiom, aqualavant to (cat my dogs, if I

  baint dingbushed like everything!) kaksitoista

  volts yksitoista volts kymmenen volts yhdek-

  san volts kahdeksan volts seitseman volts kuusi

  volts viisi volts nelja volts kolme volts kaksi

  volts yksi! allahthallacamellated, caravan series

  to the finish of helve’s fractures.5 In outher

  wards, one from five, two to fives ones, one

  from fives two millamills with a mill and a

  half a mill and twos twos fives fives of bully

  clavers. For a surview over all the factionables

  see Iris in the Evenine’s World. 6 Binomeans

  to be comprendered. Inexcessible as thy by

  god ways. The aximones. And their prosta-

  1 Talking about trilbits.

  2 Barneycorrall, a precedent for the prodection of curiosity from

  children

  3 A pfurty pscore of ruderic rossies haremhorde for his divelsion.

  4 Look at your mad father on his boneshaker fraywhaling round Myriom

  square.

  5 Try Asia for the assphalt body with the concreke soul and the

  forequarters

  of the moon behinding out of his phase.

  6 Tomatoes malmalaid with De Quinceys salade can be tastily served with

  Indiana Blues on the violens.

  lutes. For his neuralgiabrown.

  HEPTAGRAMMATON.

  Vive Paco

  Equal to=aosch.

  HYPOTHESES

  Hunter!

  P.t.l.o.a.t.o.

  OF COM-

  The hoisted in

  So, bagdad, after those initials falls and that

  MONEST EX-

  red and the low-ered in black.

  primary taincture, as I know and you know

  PERIENCES

  The boss’s bess

  yourself, begath, and the arab in the ghetto

  BEFORE APO-

  bass is the browd

  knows better, by nettus, nor anymeade or

  THEOSIS OF

  of Mullingar.

  persan, comic cuts and series exerxeses always

  THE LUSTRAL

  The aliments of

  were to be capered in Casey’s frost book of,

  PRINCIPIUM.

  jumeantry.

  page torn on dirty, to be hacked at Hickey’s,

  INGENIOUS

  hucksler, Wellington’s Iron Bridge, and so, by

  LABOUR-

  long last, as it would shuffle out, must he to

  TENACITY

  trump adieu atout atous to those cardinhands

  AS BETWEEN

  he a big deal missed, radmachrees and rosse-

  INGENUOUS

  cullinans and blagpikes in suitclover. Dear

  AND LIBERTINE.

  hearts of my counting, would he revoke them,

  PROPE AND

  forewheel to packnumbers, and, the time being

  PROCUL IN

  no help fort, plates to lick one and turn over.

  THE CON-

  Problem ye ferst, construct ann aquilittoral

  VERGENCE

  dryankle Probe loom! With his primal hand-

  OF THEIR

  stoe in his sole salivarium. Concoct an equo-

  CONTRAPUL-

  angular trillitter. 1 On the name of the tizzer

  SIVENESS.

  and off the tongs and off the mythametical

  tripods. Beatsoon.

  Can you nei do her, numb? asks Dolph, 2

  suspecting the answer know. Oikkont, ken

  you, ninny? asks Kev, 3 expecting the answer

  guess. 4 Nor was the noer long disappointed

  for easiest of kisshams, he was made vicewise.

  Oc, tell it to oui, do, Sem! Well, ’tis oil thusly.

  First mull a mugfull of mud, son. 5 Oglores,

  1 As Rhombulus and Rhebus went building rhomes one day.

  2 The trouveller.

  3 Of the disorded visage.

  4 Singlebarrelled names for doubleparalleled twixtytwins.

  5 Like pudging a spoon fist of sugans into a sotspot of choucolout.

  Wolsherwomens

  the virtuoser prays, olorum What the D.V.

  at their weirdst.

  would I to that for? That’s a goosey’s gans-

  wer you’re for giving me, he is told, what the

  Deva would you do that for? 1 Now, sknow

  royol road to Puddlin, take your mut for a

  first beginning, big to bog, back to bach.

  Anny liffle mud which cometh out of Mam

  will doob, I guess. A.I. Amnium instar. And

  to find a locus for an alp get a howlth on her

  bayrings as a prisme O and for a second O

  unbox your compasses. I cain but are you

  able? Amicably nod. Gu it! So let’s seth off

  betwain us. Prompty? Mux your pistany at a

  point of the coastmap to be called a but pro-

  nounced olfa. There’s the isle of Mun, ah!

  O! Tis just. Bene! Now, whole in applepine

  odrer 2

  (for — husk, hisk, a spirit spires — Dolph, dean of idlers, meager

  suckling of gert stoan, though barekely a balbose boy, he too, —

  venite, preteriti,3 sine mora dumque de entibus nascituris decentius in

  lingua roman mortuorum parva chartula liviana ostenditur, seden-

  tes in letitiae super ollas carnium, spectantes immo situm lutetiae unde

  auspiciis secundis tantae consurgent humanae stirpes, antiquissimam

  flaminum amborium Jordani et Jambaptistae mentibus revolvamus

  sapientiam: totum tute fluvii modo mundo fluere, eadem quae ex

  aggere fututa iterum inter alveum fore futura, quodlibet sese

  ipsum per aliudpiam agnoscere contrarium, omnem demun amnem

  ripis rivalibus amplecti4 — recurrently often, when him moved he

  would cake their chair, coached rebelliumtending mikes of his

  same and over his own choirage at Backlane Univarsity, among of

  which pupal souaves the pizdrool was pulled up, bred and bat-

  1 Will you walk into my wavetrap? said the spiter to the shy.

  2 If we each could always do all we ever did.

  3 Dope in Canorian words we’ve made. Spish from the Doc.

  4 Basqueesh, Finnican, Hungulash and Old Teangtaggle, the only pure

  way to work a curse.

  tered, for a dillon a dollar,1 chanching letters for them vice o’verse

  to bronze mottes and blending tschemes for em in tropadores and

  doublecressing twofold thruths and devising tingling tailwords

  too whilest, cunctant that another would finish his sentence for

  him, he druider would smilabit eggways2 ned, he, to don’t say

  nothing, would, so prim, and pick upon his ten ordinailed ungles,

  trying to undo with his teeth the knots made by his tongue,

  retelling humself by the math hour, long as he’s brood reel of

  funnish ficts apout the shee, how faust of all and on segund

  thoughts and the thirds the charmhim girlalove and fourther-

  more and filthily with bag from Oxatown and baroccidents and

  proper accidence and hoptohill and hexenshoes, in fine the whole

  damning letter; and, in point of feet, when he landed in ourland’s

  leinster3 of saved and solomnones for the twicedhecame time, off

  Lipton’s strongbowed launch, the Lady Eva, in a tan soute of

  sails4 he converted it’s nataves, name saints, young ordnands,

  maderaheads and old unguished P.T. Publikums, through
the

  medium of znigznaks with sotiric zeal, to put off the barcelonas5

  from their peccaminous corpulums (Gratings, Mr Dane!) and

  kiss on their bottes (Master!) as often as they came within blood-

  shot of that other familiar temple and showed em the celestine

  way to by his tristar and his flop hattrick and his perry humdrum

  dumb and numb nostrums that he larned in Hymbuktu,6 and that

  same galloroman cultous is very prevailend up to this windiest of

  landhavemiseries all over what was beforeaboots a land of nods, in

  spite of all the bloot, all the braim, all the brawn, all the brile, that

  was shod, that were shat, that was shuk all the while, for our

  massangrey if mosshungry people, the at Wickerworks,7 still hold

  1 An ounceworth of onions for a pennyawealth of sobs.

  Who brought us into the yellow world!

  Because it’s run on the mountain and river system.

  When all them allied sloopers was ventitillated in their poppos and,

  sliding down by creek and veek, stole snaking out to sea.

  They were plumped and plumed and jerried and citizens and racers, and

  cinnamondhued.

  Creeping Crawleys petery parley, banished to his native Ireland from

  erring under Ryan.

  Had our retrospectable fearfurther gatch mutchtatches?

  ford to their healing and 1 byleave in the old weights downupon

  the Swanny, innovated by him, the prence di Propagandi, the

  chrism for the christmass, the pillar of the perished and the rock

  o’ralereality, and it is veritably belied, we belove, that not allsods

  of esoupcans that’s in the queen’s pottage post and not allfinesof

  greendgold that the Indus contains would overhinduce them,

  (o.p.) to steeplechange back once from their ophis workship and

  twice on sundises, to their ancient flash and crash habits of old

  Pales time ere beam slewed cable 2 or Derzherr, live wire, fired

  Benjermine Funkling outa th’Empyre, sin righthand son; which,

  cummal, having listed curefully to the interlooking and the under-

  lacking of her twentynine shifts or his continental’s curses, pum-

  mel, apostrophised Byrne’s and Flamming’s and Furniss’s and

  Bill Hayses’s and Ellishly Haught’s, hoc, they (t.a.W.), sick

  or whole, stiff or sober, let drop as a doombody drops, with-

  out another ostrovgods word eitherways, in their own lineal

  descendance, as priesto as puddywhack, 3 coal on: 4 and, as we

  gang along to gigglehouse, talking of molniacs’ manias and

  missions for mades to scotch the schlang and leathercoats for

  murty magdies,of course this has blameall in that medeoturanian

  world to say to blessed by Pointer the Grace’s his privates judge-

  ments 5 whenso to put it, disparito, duspurudo, desterrado, des-

  pertieu, or, saving his presents for his own onefriend Bevradge,

  Conn the Shaughraun; but to return for a moment from the

  reptile’s age 6 to the coxswain on the first landing (page Ainee

  Riviere!) if the pretty Lady Elisabbess, Hotel des Ruines — she

  laid her batsleeve for him two trueveres tell love (on the Ides of

  Valentino’s, at Idleness, Floods Area, Isolade, Liv’s lonely

  daughter, with the Comes Tichiami, of Prima Vista, Abroad,

  suddenly), and beauty alone of all dare say when now, uncrowned,

  1 That is to sight, when cleared of factions, vulgure and decimating.

  They just spirits a body away.

  Patatapadatback.

  Dump her (the missuse).

  Fox him! The leggy colt!

  Do he not know that walleds had wars. Harring man, is neow king. This

  is modeln times.

  deceptered, in what niche of time 1 is Shee or where in the rose

  world trysting, that was the belle of La Chapelle, shapely Liselle,

  and the peg-of-my-heart of all the tompull or on whose limbs-to-

  lave her semicupiose eyes now kindling themselves are brightning, 2

  O Shee who then (4.32 M.P., old time, to be precise, according to

  all three doctors waterburies that was Mac Auliffe and poor Mac-

  Beth and poor MacGhimley to the tickleticks, of the synchron-

  isms, all lauschening,a time also confirmed seven sincuries later by

  the quatren medical johnny, poor old MacAdoo MacDollett, with

  notary, 3 whose presence was required by law of Devine Fore-

  sygth and decretal of the Douge) who after the first compliments 4

  med darkist day light, gave him then that vantage of a Blinken-

  sope’s cuddlebath at her proper mitts — if she then, the then that

  matters, — but, seigneur! she could never have forefelt, as she yet

  will fearfeel, when the lovenext breaks out, such a coolcold

 

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