Bad for the Billionaires: A Bad Boy Billionaire Bundle

by Penelope Bloom

  The blonde's outfit is similar too, but his jacket is red where his brother’s is black.

  My sisters don’t fail to notice the men--and even my mom is gawking. When both men turn to look directly our way, my sisters immediately break into an argument about which one of them the men were checking out.

  I nearly fall back out of my chair. The restaurant is packed and we’re near the back, but those men definitely looked straight into my eyes. My eyes. Not my sisters, not my parents. I’m sure of it, and the intensity of those eyes on me practically scorched my skin.

  After a short silence, Erica and Anise start a silent but intense shoving match to be the first to get up and walk toward the bathroom--which is coincidentally in the same direction the two gorgeous men just went.

  My dad turns to my mom with a grave look on his face. “It’s time, then, isn’t it?”

  My mom nods, eyes darting to me.

  “What’s going on?” I ask.

  My dad clears his throat and sets his napkin down on the table, grimacing. It’s not like him to stop eating, let alone pause for breath before he has finished.

  “Dad,” I say. “What is it?”

  “We’ve planned a little surprise for you, Elizabeth.”

  “Are you going to throw me in a dumpster?” I ask.

  My mom glares at me. “Elizabeth, don’t interrupt your father.”

  My dad holds up a hand to her, tilting his head. “It’s okay, Carol.” He sighs dramatically through his large nose. “We haven’t been kind to you, I know that,” he says.

  I frown in confusion. Hearing my dad even talk about anything remotely related to the way they treat me is alien. I replay his words over and over again as fast as I can, making sure I understood him correctly. I learned not to even bring it up from a young age because talking about fair and unfair always earned me a few weeks of the silent treatment.

  “But you’ll understand everything soon. There’s, uh, a car waiting outside for you. It’s part of the surprise.”

  “Do you want me to go outside now?” I ask, voice still quiet, as if I’m afraid speaking too loudly will break the curse. It’s the first time my parents have ever even talked to me like I was more than a nuisance.

  “That would be best,” says my dad, a little stiffly.

  “Okay…” I say, getting up and moving toward the front door of the restaurant. I look back at my parents once before I go, half-expecting to see them snickering because I’m walking into some elaborate prank. But they both look solemn.

  When I step outside, I don’t have a clear view of the parking lot because a huge, glossy black limo is parked right in front of the restaurant. I try to look around it for a car, even though I have no idea what kind of car I’m supposed to be looking for or what any of this could mean. A driver in a ridiculously classic tuxedo and top hat steps out of the limo and moves toward me. I step back before he can yell at me for getting too close.

  “Sorry,” I say. “I was just trying to look for someone in the parking lot.”

  “Miss, we’re here for you,” he says. “Please,” he adds, opening the back passenger door and motioning for me to get in.

  Feeling completely confused, I get in. I’m wearing a puffy purple dress that I’ve treasured since I managed to get my mom to buy it for homecoming two years ago, but now even my most prized article of clothing feels raggedy as I take in the limo and it’s luxurious interior.

  The seats are plush leather so soft it could be silk, and the space between the seats and the floor is wood that’s so polished it’s practically reflective. Golden trim surrounds everything from the inside of the doors to the mini-bar set in the center of the seating area. I only notice the man sitting across from me after an embarrassingly long time spent gawking.

  He tilts his head to me a fraction of an inch, not breaking eye contact.

  “Evening, Miss Dowry,” says the man with a strange accent I can’t quite place. The vowels are emphasized a little more than usual, and there’s an eccentric, almost aristocratic lilt to his words. His clothing gives me the strangest pang of familiarity too, which is a surprise because I’m sure I’ve never seen anyone wearing clothes like his. The collar rises straight up from the open, zipperless and buttonless jacket. The shirt beneath is fastened with a series of drawstrings in the shape of little crosses, all the way to the base of his neck, but has no collar. It’s only when I see the small insignia pinned to the collar of his jacket that I realize why his clothes look familiar.

  They are the same style of clothing I saw the two gorgeous men from the restaurant wearing, even though these seem to be a little less embellished and less expensive versions of those clothes.

  “Okay. Hold on,” I say, raising my hands. “Somebody better tell me what prank show I’m on soon or you’re going to have to bleep out a lot of words.” My pulse pounds in my ears. Neglect I can handle. I’ve had eighteen years to develop thick skin for that. But someone going out of their way to embarrass me and make me feel stupid? That’s another level of low, and it’s one I’m not going to lie down and take. Not on my birthday.

  “I’m here to explain,” says the man. “My name is Calian, and if it pleases you, you may think of me as your concierge. As the matter at hand is somewhat delicate, I think it would be best if I start small.”

  “You can drop the accent and the whole fancy act, Calian,” I say, “If that’s really your name. There are hidden cameras somewhere, right? You’ll explain some crazy thing and the editors will cut this so it looks like I believed every word. That’s how this works, so let’s just open the door and let me out.”

  He clears his throat and it doesn’t seem like he plans on acknowledging what I just said. “How much have your parents told you?” he asks.

  I sigh with mounting frustration. “My parents didn’t tell me anything.” I tug on the door handle but it won’t open. “Okay, seriously. I want to go.”

  “Well, this all may come as something of a shock to you then.” For the first time since I’ve entered the limo, he fidgets, pulling the slack out of his pants and looking away while he gathers his thoughts. “You are extremely important to my people,” he says slowly.

  “Your people. Like… gay people?” I ask, frowning with genuine curiosity.

  Calian’s jaw flexes and he closes his eyes for a few seconds, obviously trying to choose his words carefully. “No. When I say my people I’m referring to the Burkewoods.”

  “So you’re like a butler for rich people?” I ask.

  “The Burkewoods do have considerable wealth, but to diminish my role so far as to call me a butler,” he says, pausing after spitting the word out like a curse, “well, it’s fortunate you are so valuable to my employer, because I would normally not suffer such an insult.”

  I roll my eyes, feeling the last shreds of my already worn patience giving way. “I’m giving you thirty seconds to explain what the hell is going on or I’m going to leave, even if I have to use my shoe to break a window out.”

  “You are Elizabeth Dowry, are you not?” he asks.

  “Yes,” I say with exasperation.

  “That means you are Princess Dowry, one of the most highly sought after brides in all of the Shrouded Kingdoms. The year you were born, Prince Titus Burkewood was promised your hand in marriage after you turned eighteen. By your parents. I’m collecting you on behalf of the Burkewoods to honor that promise.”

  I watch him for a few seconds before I burst out laughing. “Okay, you earn some bonus seconds for that. At least the BS story you’re feeding me is entertaining. But you really went too far when you said I was highly sought after. I don’t know if you know this, no one has ever sought after me, except maybe to clean a clogged toilet. So this whole prince thing? That’s pretty funny.”

  “Pardon me for saying so, but you’re wrong, Princess.”

  “As fun as it is to hear you call me that, please, knock it off.”

  “As you wish, Prin--” Calian suddenly looks like h
e swallowed a fly and apparently can’t think of anything else suitable to call me, so he just falls silent.

  “Seriously though, how do you expect me to believe these imaginary people in this imaginary land would want to marry me when they’ve never met me?”

  “Because when your parents died, they left one of the most substantial estates in all the Shrouded Kingdoms to you--once you turned eighteen.”

  “I think you’ve got the wrong parents. My parents’ house is a pigsty. They’re also very much alive. You can poke your head in the restaurant if you want to see.”

  Calian narrows his eyes like I’ve just said the dumbest thing he has heard all night. “Not your foster parents. Your real parents. Emery and Verian Dowry.”

  “I don’t have foster parents,” I say with confidence, even though it feels like the limo is closing in around me. “You know, I think I’ve had enough crazy for one night. I’m done.” I reach for the door and yank on the handle but nothing happens again. I try again a little more forcefully. “Let me out.” My voice is calm, but my heart is pounding now. My parents wouldn’t let me get in a limo with someone who was going to hurt me, would they?

  Foster parents, chides a small voice in my head. The idea sends an icy spear of uncertainty through me. “Let. Me. Out,” I say again, voice quivering now.

  “I’m afraid I don’t have the power to do that, Princess. You were promised to Prince Titus long ago, and I have strict orders to see that you arrive at Burkewood castle. Intact, and before morning.”

  I cross my arms, glaring for all I’m worth, but feeling totally helpless. “Why are you doing this?” I ask. “What is the point? I don’t buy your ridiculous story, and if there are cameras in here somewhere, they are recording what is going to be a very boring video. Just let me go and we can both try to salvage our nights.”

  “I realize this must all be very much for you to take in at once. Perhaps it would be simplest if I just let you see for yourself when we arrive.”

  I watch the man and his strange clothes closely while I try to swallow down the guilt I feel rising up. Why should I feel guilty for how I’m treating this man? He’s obviously trying to make an idiot out of me. But I can’t reason away the feeling in my chest, so I let out a long breath and lean forward in my seat a little. “I’m sorry. Someone probably put you up to this, and they are the ones I should be giving attitude to. Don’t get me wrong, this is completely messed up and not a funny prank at all, but why don’t we just agree to keep quiet until I have a chance to talk to whoever is really behind this,” I say.

  Calian’s well-maintained eyebrows shoot up in surprise. “If I may… I don’t find your behavior distressing in the least. In fact, I hope you’ll pardon my boldness in saying I find it quite refreshing.”

  “If I may,” I say with a slight smirk, “I think I’m beginning to like you, Calian.”

  He flashes a set of neatly arranged, white teeth. “You may want to watch out the window. I find this part of the drive is often enjoyable for first time visitors to the Shrouded Kingdom.”

  “I’ve been here before,” I say. “But the tunnel is really cool,” I say, hoping to smooth over the growing impression he probably has that I’m a bitch. If I don’t have a choice in this whole prank thing, I might as well try to enjoy the limo ride and the company, I guess. I’ve gotten pretty good at making the best of crappy situations, and this one isn’t even much of a challenge now that I’m relaxing a little.

  Calian gets a funny little smirk on his face, but he says nothing.

  I narrow my eyes at him, and then find myself watching out the windows of the limo with growing curiosity. Even though every logical bone in my body is screaming for me to dismiss all of this like the nonsense it is, some deeper, childish part of me wants to believe it. That part wants to believe it--even just a little--so bad that it hurts and aches like a physical pain. Even just to imagine actually being a princess is like taking a wonderfully free step away from the reality I wake up to every day. Parents who are indifferent to the point of cruelty. Two little sisters who make a mission of making me miserable. Year after year of school where my classmates constantly found new reasons to not like me.

  A new place and new people, even if they weren’t really princes and princesses in some “Shrouded Kingdom” would already be appealing enough. I know it’s dangerous to latch onto something like this. Just when I’ve started accepting my lot in life, this man has to come along and dangle the perfect fantasy in front of my nose. The more I think about it, the more fun it is to play it out in my mind, like the daydreams I used to have when I was a kid where everything was fairytale perfect and the knight in shining armor came to rescue me. Even if this is all some cruel prank, there’s a tingling curiosity and hope that is slowly making its way through me. I haven’t felt anything like it for as long as I can remember and the feeling is addictive.

  We reach the tunnel, which runs under a huge, grass covered hill. I have always enjoyed driving through it, probably just because my family never really has a reason to go east out of the city, as there’s nothing much that way besides miles and miles of hills, valleys, and farmland.

  The driver, whose head I can only see the dim outline of through the tinted divider near the front, takes us through the first half of the tunnel like usual.

  I’m embarrassed to find my hands are clenched on my knees too tightly, as if I’m expecting something extraordinary to happen, like a beam of light is going to suck us out of here and whisk me away to a fantastic place where none of my problems are real. I’m just beginning to relax and chide myself for being a gullible, silly little girl, when I notice Calian grip the seat tightly, as if bracing himself.

  “What are--” I start, but I’m cut off as the car swerves to the right and the person behind us lays on their horn.

  I scream like a stuck pig, squeezing my eyes shut and throwing my arms in the air to protect myself from the inevitable impact, but instead, I just feel the car lurch slightly and start going downhill.

  I tentatively open my eyes to find Calian grinning.

  I clear my throat. “Don’t look so smug. Screaming when your car swerves toward a brick wall is perfectly reasonable.”

  “I would scream just like you if I was in your position. I’m not judging you a bit, Princess. I was just grinning because you have quite a set of lungs, I think my ears will still be ringing tomorrow morning.”

  “Where are we, anyway?” I ask, scooting closer to the window and hoping he can’t see my flushing cheeks. I see now we’re driving through a tunnel still, but there doesn’t seem to be any other cars at the moment, and the tunnel looks more narrow than I remember.

  “We’re passing through one of the many hidden entrances to the Shrouded Kingdom, Princess.”

  “I told you not to call me that,” I say distractedly, watching as an insanely expensive car tears past us in the other direction. After only a few minutes, I’ve seen at least ten cars pass by that must cost millions of dollars. Something is definitely going on here, and that silly hope in my stomach is starting to feel a little less silly by the minute.

  “It would be wise to get accustomed to it. You’ll be hearing ‘Princess’ a lot once we arrive.”

  My heartbeat quickens. It’s starting to feel real. I know somewhere my parents and sisters are still back there, probably at the restaurant or maybe headed home by now. They’re probably laughing about what a disaster my party was, but there’s the oddest sense of distance from that, like it can’t touch me here. Like it is in the past now. Like they are in the past. I’m not sure I understand it, but I’m starting to think my life is just beginning.

  Outside, the tunnel suddenly gives way to a strip of night sky visible between two huge valleys. We drive down a solitary road surrounded by rolling grassy plains that gently slope upwards until they eventually punch up into the darkness, blotting out the stars. It feels like half an hour or more that we drive. At one point, the driver takes us straight toward a m
ountain that looks far too steep to climb, but shows no signs of turning around.

  “Calian?” I ask. “Please tell me he knows what he’s doing.”

  “Do not fear, Princess. Like I said, you’re extremely valuable to my people. We wouldn’t let any harm come to you.”

  Sure enough, a huge slab of grass slides up from the mountain to reveal a hidden tunnel speckled with long, bright lights.

  “How many people know about this place?” I ask.

  “It is a tightly kept secret, but more know than you would suspect.”

  We emerge from the tunnel into a starlit valley. In the distance ahead, I see warm yellow lights like pinpricks against the black, reaching out to me from a city that shouldn’t exist--from a place that shouldn’t exist.

  “You can’t be serious…” I say breathlessly.

  “The Shrouded Kingdom,” says Calian. “Welcome home, Princess.”

  2

  Roark

  I wait behind the restaurant with my brother, Titus. We both carry our Blades, but outside the Shrouded Kingdom we’re forced to conceal them. In the Shrouded Kingdom, Blades are both a status symbol and the weapon of choice for the nobility. The obsession my people place on them has always seemed ridiculous to me. At the end of the day, a Blade is just a custom-fitted pistol with a retractable metal knife hidden in the barrel. To outsiders, I imagine seeing a huge pistol at someone’s hip would cause alarm, so we wear them beneath our jackets here.

  “She is something, isn’t she?” asks Titus, who leans against the wall beside me. My younger brother couldn’t be more different from me. We may share some of the same facial features, but my black hair and his blonde are just the start of our differences.