Outsider in Amsterdam ac-1

by Janwillem Van De Wetering

  "You haven't shaved," de Gier said.

  "No," Grijpstra frowned and a deep line formed between his eyebrows.

  "Faulty discipline, hey?" de Gier asked.

  "Yes yes."

  "But you should shave. Why didn't you? Did you oversleep?"

  "I like shaving," Grijpstra said, "but they shouldn't shout at you when you are shaving."

  De Gier nodded. "You are quite right. They shouldn't."

  "Because if they shout at you," Grijpstra explained, "you may become a little annoyed, and throw your brush on the floor."

  "And leave the house," de Gier said, "and bang the door."

  "Now I'll shave," Grijpstra said. "I'll be a little while. I'll have to get some hot water from the canteen. You go and fetch van Meteren. I hope he slept well. The doctor should have come and seen him meanwhile. He is a strong chappie all right, a little heap of misery yesterday and full of beans today according to the guards."

  "He had a good cell," de Gier said, "and I saw to it that they looked after him. Clean sheets, extra pillows, cups of tea, and the drunks next door were taken downstairs. I think he had a long quiet night."

  De Gier was back within half an hour with van Meteren, who lit one of Grijpstra's cigars, drank the coffee that de Gier fetched, and looked through the telephone book that he found on de Gier's desk.

  "Hello," van Meteren said, "is that you, Mr. de Kater? This is van Meteren."

  Grijpstra had pressed a switch and a microphone attached to the telephone made de Rater's voice audible to the detectives.

  "Morning. Mr. van Meteren," de Kater's civilized voice was saying. "How are you? I hope you found a good room?"

  "Certainly. Close by, too. I am living around the corner from my old address, on the top floor of an old house on the Brouwersgracht, I am quite comfortable here."

  "I am glad to hear it. I am sorry about having had to ask you to move but you will understand that I bought the house at the Haarlemmer Houttuinen to sell it again, and an empty house is easier to sell. What can I do for you, Mr. van Meteren?"

  "A small favor Mr. de Kater. I am planning to leave the country in the near future and I need a little money. I worked it out and I could use some twenty thousand, in small notes, twenty fives and hundreds perhaps."

  "Yes?" de Kater asked politely.

  "Yes, and I thought that you might be able to help me. Piet Verboom gave you a much larger sum, not so long ago and I am sure that you didn't bank the money. That money should still be around and available, I thought."

  The microphone was quiet and Grijpstra and de Gier studied the small gadget, made of gray plastic.

  "It's covered by a grid," de Gier thought, "like the town's sewers are. There are rats under the grids of the town's sewers."

  "Quite, quite," de Kater's voice said. It didn't sound as civilized as before. It sounded hoarse as well. "Yes, yes." Grijpstra sucked his cigarette, de Gier had closed his eyes. Van Meteren's voice sounded very pleasant and relaxed, as if he were talking to a friend or a very close acquaintance.

  "The amount isn't all that large," van Meteren said.

  "Perhaps not," de Kater said, "but I was thinking what you would be prepared to do in exchange."

  "Oh, I'll do something in exchange all right," van Meteren said.

  "What?"

  "I'll explain it to you. You delivered some merchandise to Piet Verboom, shortly before Piet died, as you will remember. The merchandise was paid for and the money was received by you, and the transaction came to an end, a satisfactory end to all parties concerned. But the goods still represent a certain value, perhaps more than Piet paid at the time, for prices are rising."

  "Yes, you are right," de Kater said. There was a slight tap, followed by a sound of de Kater breathing in.

  "He lit a cigar," Grijpstra thought, "a nice long fat cigar."

  "And I thought that you might be interested in buying the goods back again," van Meteren said.

  "For twenty thousand guilders?" de Kater asked.

  "Yes, indeed. A small part of the value, but the goods aren't altogether mine, although I might say that I have inherited them."

  "Ha," de Kater said, "If you have possession of the goods you could say that you are the owner as well. Why didn't the police find the merchandise?"

  "They didn't look in the right place."

  "Quite," de Kater said, "but tell me, why sell them to me? Supposing of course that you have them. You were Piet Verboom's assistant, surely you know who he intended selling the goods to, and if you do know, why, you can get the right price, I suppose."

  Grijpstra looked up. Van Meteren raised a hand and smiled.

  De Gier's eyes were still closed.

  "I know the buyers," van Meteren said, "but I am not going to take the risk of approaching them. Piet's death woke the police and they are sniffing around everywhere."

  "I see."

  "And I am in somewhat of a hurry," van Meteren said. "I want to leave the country. The police are sniffing around me too, or they were, rather. I think they have stopped suspecting me and they stopped shadowing me."

  "You are sure?"

  "Absolutely sure."

  "You were in the police yourself, weren't you?"

  "I was," van Meteren said, "and I know when I am being shadowed. Any Papuan knows, he needs no police training for that."

  "Twenty thousand," de Kater said.

  'Twenty thousand."

  "Well, your idea interests me. When and where, Mr. van Meteren?"

  'Tonight, in your own property, the old house in the Haarlemmer Houttuinen, nine o'clock. I'll meet you in the street outside."

  "And you will have the goods with you?"

  "No goods, no money, Mr. de Kater." The silence returned. De Gier opened his eyes and stretched. Grijpstra screwed the stub of his cigarette into the ashtray. He was using a lot of force and the paper of the cigarette disintegrated and mixed with the tobacco grains. Van Meteren's eyes glittered.

  "I don't like to rush into things," de Kater said, "but I am rather interested. If I don't show up tonight you may ring me again."

  There was a click and the line died. Van Meteren carefully replaced the receiver on the hook.

  ***

  "Do you think he will come?" Grijpstra asked.

  "Sure," van Meteren said. "His greed will drive him straight into our hands. He'll be here tonight and you can grab him with the heroin under his arm."

  "I'll take you back to your cell," de Gier said.

  Grijpstra was shaking the Papuan's hand. "See you tonight. Christ Almighty, if we pull this one off it will be medals for everybody."

  "I already have two medals," van Meteren said.

  \\ 17 /////

  De Gier squatted between the bushes that grew against the side of the railway-dike on the other side of the Haarlemmer Houttuinen and watched the front door of number 5 and his watch at intervals of about five seconds. Two. other detectives had hidden themselves close by. They were sitting on dog turds and both were complaining. De Gier had managed to keep himself clean but his legs hurt and he was squatting down with some difficulty.

  "Bah," de Gier whispered to himself. Their position wasn't ideal. They were on the wrong side of the railway dike's fencing and he doubted that they would be able to get through the hole, which he had cut in the fence's chicken wire, quickly enough. But there had been no other place. He hoped the youth-gangs that were bound to roam the area wouldn't discover them. Fortunately the street was empty, only an occasional car passed.

  De Gier studied the lonely pedestrian on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. He had recognized the chief inspector, dressed in an old worn duffelcoat and talking to his Alsatian, a young dog that by wagging his tail and barking, was asking to be released from his leash. De Gier looked at the chief inspector with admiration. The chief inspector shuffled along, dragging his feet, and seemed some twenty years older than his real age.

  "You see that fellow over there?" he whispered
to the detective next to him.

  The detective looked.

  "I see him. The old chappie with his dog. There was another man some minutes ago, with two dachshunds. Anything the matter with him?"

  "That's the chief inspector," de Gier whispered.

  The detective looked again.

  "You are right. What's with his hair? Is he wearing a wig?"

  "No," de Gier said. "Why would he be wearing a wig?"

  "He looks different," the detective whispered.

  De Gier produced a small pair of binoculars, his private property for which he had paid a lot of money once. The chief inspector's hair did appear different, curly, not slicked down with fat as it usually was.

  "Must have washed and ruffled his hair," de Gier thought. "Very effective. Goes with the old duffelcoat and the shuffling gait. He looks like one of the old unemployed characters who live around here, by themselves mostly. Misfits, drunks, potential suicides."

  He looked at his watch again, five to nine. Van Met-eren had arrived and was waiting near the front door of number 5, leaning against the wall. The chief inspector had allowed the Alsatian to drag him away. Around the corner an old car should be parked with two detectives in the front seat, and two uniformed constables were supposed to patrol the Haarlemmer Street. The Haarlemmer Street is regularly patrolled by cops on foot so de Kater, if he would be coming through there, shouldn't be unduly suspicious. They might catch him later though, should de Kater, in a panic, want to escape through the back of the house in the Haarlemmer Houttuinen, for the two streets are parallel and the gardens connect.

  And then there was Grijpstra, of course, hidden in the courtyard of the house, together with a young burly detective who could walk up a gable and who had shown them a diploma from a mountain club to prove it. They had tried to think of everything.

  The detective put his hand on de Gier's arm. "Is that our man?"

  Joachim de Kater had appeared, striding along energetically, carrying an obviously empty suitcase and twirling an umbrella. He waved at van Meteren and the two started talking to each other. They seemed to agree after a while and de Kater opened the front door with his key. The door opened, and closed. The street became quiet again. The chief-inspector's Alsatian lifted his leg and pissed against a lamp post. The chief inspector waited patiently for the dog to finish.

  "And now?" the detective whispered.

  "Quiet," de Gier snapped.

  De Gier tried to imagine what was happening inside the house. The heroin was hidden in the Buddha statue that throned in the corridor, the cheap copy that Piet Verboom had once bought in the Paris flea market. De Gier knew now, because van Meteren had explained it to him, that the statue was hollow. Metal statues, even if they are hollow, cannot usually be opened and the detectives who had searched the house hadn't thought of forcing the Buddha's head off the body.

  De Kater had become the rightful owner of the house and its contents. According to Constanze he had inserted a clause into the contract that stated that anything in the house, whether furniture, ornament or whatever, came with the house. The statue was his, and the heroin inside the statue was his as well, but he hadn't known that the heroin was inside the statue.

  De Gier sighed. He had thought about the statues when Constanze had been telling him about the sale of the house. He sighed again, thinking of Constanze's body and of the long leg that she had put on top of his own. He thought of the firm warm breasts and the soft slightly hoarse voice. And now he was here, squatting under a bush, with a branch scratching his neck and dog shit all around, and next to a bad-tempered detective.

  He might have deduced that the Buddha statue was hollow but he had only thought of the sudden popularity of Eastern religions that would influence the price of the statue. He had thought that Piet Verboom and Joachim de Kater were clever people and that buying at the right time and selling at the right time seemed a more intelligent way of filling one's time man the detection of crimes. The original of the statue, according to Constanze, stood in a temple in Ceylon. A famous statue, several times stolen and returned again, and often copied. All the copies would be hollow, de Gier thought. Saves bronze and bronze is an expensive metal. Piet had discovered the hollowness of the statue when he studied its head, which hadn't been screwed on properly. A plumber had unscrewed the head, using a special oil and as little force as possible and the statue had been cleaned out and become a container. A container of the powder that leads the user straight to heaven. But a very temporary heaven and after a short while the user drops through a hole in its floor, straight into hell, and eventually the hell becomes permanent.

  De Kater would now be standing next to the statue, impatiently waiting for van Meteren who would be giving him the small sealed bags, one by one, carefully of course, for he was handling very special merchandise. And the bags would be going into de Kater's suitcase. But they wouldn't stay there. Their contents could find their way into the blood of some of the young people of Amsterdam, the blood of simpletons, looking for higher spheres.

  "But not this time," de Gier thought, and felt a wave of contentment. The feeling surprised him.

  "Careful now," de Gier thought. His leg hurt because of a muscle knotting itself into a hard ball. He massaged the leg. "Easy now, soon you will be a dedicated police sergeant, motivated, complete. Complete with a sense of purpose."

  He was muttering to himself.

  "Pardon?" the detective asked.

  "Nothing," de Gier said, "just stay put. We'll catch him when he leaves the house."

  "Don't we want the black fellow?" the detective asked.

  "We've got him already."

  "An informer?"

  "Sort of," de Gier said.

  "He better watch it," the detective said, "if he shows himself as openly as that he won't last. We'll fish him out of the canal soon."

  "Not him," de Gier said.

  ***

  The door opened and de Kater became visible. He was holding on to the suitcase. It didn't seem heavy.

  "Heroin is pretty light," the detective whispered. "If that suitcase is full he is carrying a hundred thousand guilders at least."

  "Up," de Gier said.

  "Now," de Gier shouted.

  It was easy. De Gier, followed by his two assistants, sprinted across the road. There was no traffic. De Kater saw him and dropped the suitcase. He ran toward the old dented car and the two detectives opened the doors and rushed at him. De Kater turned and ran toward the chief inspector. He had dropped the umbrella as well. Nobody seemed very concerned about the pistol in de Kater's right hand. One of the detectives behind him fired, pointing his pistol at the moon. De Kater dropped his weapon and surrendered to the chief inspector and his dog who was showing his teeth and growling. The chief inspector hadn't moved, he had merely told de Kater to stop, in a pleasant voice.

  "Some show," de Gier thought when he put his hand on the shoulder of the criminal. "Six men and one dog."

  De Kater began to cry. Nobody was surprised. Suspects, at the moment of arrest, often cry. Fear, or a feeling of release, or both. Or shock perhaps.

  "Easy now," de Gier said, "we won't hurt you. Do you have a license to carry a firearm?"

  "No," de Kater sobbed.

  "And can you tell us what you have in your suitcase?"

  "Heroin," de Kater sobbed.

  "You better come with us," de Gier said.

  \\ 18 /////

  The two detectives who had been in the old car took charge of de Kater and drove off. Van Meteren appeared in the open door, grinning.

  "Neat job," the chief inspector said, "very neat, van Meteren."

  "It was a pleasure, sir." The Papuan laughed. "I don't think he suspected anything at all."

  "Thanks to you," Grijpstra said. "I was very close to you, you know. I had sneaked into the back part of the corridor but you couldn't see me, it's very dark in there. I overheard the last part of your and de Kater's conversation. Perfect acting on your part, congratul
ations."

  "Yes," van Meteren said, "I heard you, I thought de Kater would hear you as well but he was concentrating too much on the money, and on the dope, of course."

  "Did he pay up?" the chief inspector asked.

  Van Meteren patted his jacket. "The lot. He tried to pay less but I wouldn't have it. He was armed although he didn't say so, but I think that he must have suspected me of being armed as well."

  He produced a fat brown envelope and gave it to the chief inspector.

  "Here you are, sir, notes of a hundred guilders. He said he didn't have smaller notes. Twenty thousand, I counted the amount very carefully."

  The chief inspector slipped the envelope into his inside pocket.

  "Thanks."

  "That's a lot of cash to carry around," one of the detectives said, "and a gun as well. That's the trouble with these sugar merchants, they all carry pistols nowadays. They have become proper highwaymen and before you know they put a hole into you and off you are for a few months, eating porridge and mashed vegetables in a dreary little hospital room."

  "Part of the game, mate," Grijpstra said kindly. "Are we going home, sir?"

  "Might as well," the chief inspector said.

  "A moment," van Meteren said. "If you don't mind I would like to talk to you, sir, and to Grijpstra and de Gier. In the house, perhaps."

  "Sure. I would suggest that the other three have a quiet beer in the Haarlemmerstraat. There is a reasonable pub on the corner, run by Aunt Jane, that fat lady with the red hair. I'll meet you later in there, and we can have a final beer together."

  "Sir," the detectives said.

  "So?" the chief inspector asked. They were standing in what had once been the bar of the Hindist Society. Van Meteren faced them from behind the bar and the police officers, after looking around, settled themselves on bar stools.

  "Three beers," de Gier said.

  "Sorry," van Meteren said, "no beer, but there is some coke and lemonade here and I can clean a few glasses."

  "That'll be nice," Grijpstra said.